[Comprehensive] The man who delivers the courier with his life

Wearing an ill-fitting apron with big eyes, she sat listlessly on a chair, a little unhappy.Because not long ago, a person who accidentally let go of the new owner and finally captured and prepared to kill him, now their whole house is surrounded by the police, and the owner was even invited by the police to drink tea.

Although the owner was soon released, the police did not find any evidence in the home, and everything was classified as the delusion of the person who was almost killed.But Big Eyes was still locked in the small black room by the exasperated master, to reflect on what he did wrong.

Recalling the encounter between myself and my master, it was really a wonderful evening, and his master just appeared so unexpectedly.With a strong body, evil eyes, and a long scar on his face, he looks like a super villain no matter what!It was like a wonderful love at first sight, and the big eyes followed the master back home.

Although its owner was a little shocked and unbelievable when he saw it for the first time, under its positive performance—including giving him knives, guns, sticks and other things immediately if he wanted to do something bad—the owner still accepted it. Let it become part of the master's evil life.Although since he came, the master has always been inexplicably injured.But in the eyes of Big Eyes, its owner is so evil, and a glorious future awaits them!

As a result, after it joined the family, the owner came back with a person to kill for the first time, but it was accidentally... let go.

The big eyes reflected on it very seriously. It should not have forgotten to lock the door when it came back from the newspaper, and when it saw a blood-stained stranger rushing out of the room, it should not have given way to the other party and greeted him. That person will come to play again next time he is free.The last thing you should do is to secretly eat a banana. The banana peel was knocked on the ground by a stranger, but you didn't pick it up and throw it into the trash can in time, so that when the owner rushed out, he stepped on the banana peel , fell hard.

The stranger ran away with his face covered in blood, and the owner couldn't get up because of the big eyes behind him. He was dragged down the stairs and suffered a slight concussion because of the big eyes behind him.

The more he thought about it, the more frustrated he became, his big eyes slumped on the chair like a deflated ball. He was really the most useless little brother, but he believed that he would be the most powerful assistant in his master's evil life.Of course, it would be nice if its evil master's goal could be a little more grandiose, such as stealing the symbol of the United States "Statue of Liberty", and then let the world know that the master is full of evil names "Carl"!

The big eyes that had been dejected, cheered up again following his own fantasy.It imagines that in the future, the evil master will cast his shadow over the whole world, and he is standing by the master's side!

"Yeah!" The big eyes jumped from the chair to the ground in excitement, with a complacent face and dancing, and finally the door opened with a click.

Suddenly remembered that he was actually still reflecting on his big eyes: "..."

Carl, with a gloomy face and a bandage on his head, gently pushed the door open until the door knocked against the wall, and there was a soft knocking sound. He tilted his head slightly, "Come out to cook, today we will There are guests."

After speaking, Carl left slowly.

guest?

He raised his head with big eyes and thought for a while, thinking that since he came here, he has never seen a neighbor with a better relationship with the owner. Strangers who run out are not counted as guests.

This was the first time that the owner assigned a task to Big Eyes after he came back. Big Eyes decided to perform well, to refresh his impression in the mind of the owner, and at the same time prepare a surprising lunch for the coming guests.

The big eyes full of fighting spirit rushed out, directly fished out the food collection that it had hidden in the kitchen cabinet, and then started cooking full of fighting spirit.

Standing outside the kitchen, Helen watched the little yellow guy running around busily busy. He turned his head and glanced at Carl with a charming smile on his face. It seemed that the overall light in this room was a bit dark. They all lit up, "I never knew that my younger brother was so kind and didn't want to kill this little thing?"

Carl, with a sullen face, glanced at Helen, the gloomy look in his eyes was even worse, and he was a little impatient with Helen.Although Helen is his older sister, she is always annoying sometimes, "I can't kill her." Karl replied concisely.

Helen opened her eyes wide in surprise, "Can't kill it?"

Carl threw himself on the sofa, half of his face was in the shadow of the room, he stuffed himself with a piece of gum, "I have tried to kill it since it came back after me the first time. It's gone, but it can't be killed." Not only can't it be killed, but whenever he tries to do something to this yellow creature, he always ends up hurting himself.

Each one seemed like an accident, but Carl didn't believe there were so many of them.The worst thing was this time, Karl almost suspected that this yellow creature was sent by God to punish him.From being stunned to being dragged on the ground, bumping your head against the steps until you passed out, this feeling is really terrible.

But Karl believed that the little yellow guy would not be so lucky all the time, and sooner or later he would kill the little guy and peel it off to see what was inside.

"Don't mention these disappointing things, let's talk about the person you invited." Carl grinned on one side, staring in the direction of the kitchen with eyes like dead fish.

Helen pursed her lips and kept smiling, "I've inquired about it. An immigrant who just came from China has a very simple social relationship here. Even if he suddenly disappears, no one will chase after him." Very reassuring prey .

……

Jingjing bought two coats for himself and Hisoka. Of course, the q version of Hisoka's clothes now don't know where he got them from, but Jingjing still bought a lot of normal clothes for Hisoka.

To this day, Jingjing still remembers the feeling he had when he saw Hisoka in a red suit for the first time.Hisoka's figure is like a clothes hanger, he looks stylish in everything he wears, but Hisoka's aesthetics cannot be saved at all. Whenever the scenery is not paying attention, he will put on some strange clothes, or directly strip himself to half fruit.Now that Hisoka is a q-version, the scenery does not require him to always wear a clown suit.

Because it's cute.

Let Hisoka sit on his bent arm, Jingjing came to the address given by Helen with the gift he had prepared.

This is a very ordinary-looking residential area. In fact, every residential area in this town looks similar in scenery, but this one is a little remote.Helen said that she is a professional marriage counseling expert, and she usually puts her office in her home.

This kind of thing seems to be not uncommon in the United States. If you really want to say it, you can say it.

The place is quiet and the environment is good, the house is also very big, and it can be divided into work areas, all of which are very convenient.

And Jingjing did receive special service from Helen, Helen invited Jingjing to have dinner with him earlier.

It seemed a bit abrupt for a stranger to propose so, but Helen said "humorously" that this was part of her consultation, and at the same time reminded Jingjing to remember to bring her lover.

In Helen's eyes, Jingjing was indeed an ordinary Chinese character, but when Jingjing brought a gift to Helen's house, and introduced Hisoka, who was sitting on his bent arm, very honestly pretending to be a hand-made Hisoka : "This is my lover." At that time, Helen felt that maybe she had misread it.Jingjing is not an ordinary and honest Chinese, he may also be a seemingly ordinary and honest snake.

Although in recent years I have also heard that in Japan, some otaku want to marry Two-dimensional characters, but Helen and the others have only heard about Lele, and have never seen it. Who would seriously introduce to others that a figurine belongs to his lover.

And it's a q-version clown figure, even if it looks cute, isn't it?

At least for the otaku in Japan, all those who want to get married are still female human-sized figures.And Jingjing just held a q-version "male" figure and said it was his lover. Helen wondered if the other party was playing with her.

"Happy meeting" was in danger of collapsing the moment the door was opened, but Helen quickly cleared up her mood and expression, and invited Scenery and Hisoka in, while Karl had already been waiting in the living room for a long time .

The room was still so dark, and there was a very faint sweet smell of blood in the air. There were lit candles on the table in the living room. It was clearly daytime, but the room felt like night.

Helen closed the door gently, and came to the back of the scenery, "This is Carl, my brother, Mr. Feng, please sit down." She said.

The big eyes hiding in the kitchen poked out their heads curiously, looking at the "friend" who turned his back to his master.As for Landscape, he carefully placed the q version of Hisoka, whose lips corners had been curled up at some point, on the position next to him.The "disgusting" smile that Hisoka called once again hung on his face, "Then respect is worse than obedience."