[Comprehensive] The man who delivers the courier with his life

The courier received by Monkey King is really full of tricks, only you can't think of it, there is no such thing as the courier he received.There are everything from the most common small items to items with special functions. In order to give gifts to the national male gods, these readers of Jinjiang Novel.com also want to break their heads and try not to repeat the same.

Fortunately, the person who received these couriers was Monkey King, otherwise those ordinary people might not even be able to use many special items, and might even kill themselves.As for Sun Wukong... It's not that he accidentally blew himself up while unpacking the express delivery, but he has the indestructible body of King Kong, so one or two explosions are trivial.

There is also Wuzhishan, a mountain formed by the hands of the Buddha. It has been bombed several times like this, but it has not moved at all, not even a gap.Therefore, not everyone can bear the consequences of accepting and dismantling these couriers. Fortunately, this person is Monkey King.

And in Sun Wukong's express delivery, there is something called a summoning card, which says that the creatures in the card can be summoned to your side.

The creatures in these cards, Sun Wukong took a look at the introduction, and they were all places outside the heaven and the Buddhist world that he had never heard of. He thought that they were about gods, Buddhas, immortals and demons in remote mountainous areas, and he didn't care much. Anyway, these heavens and bliss There are actually quite a few gods outside the world.

So he saw that Xiaotiangou agreed, so he took out the summoning card of "Hell Three-Headed Dog", and after a thunderbolt in the clear sky, circles of flames appeared on the flat ground in front of Monkey King, and the whole The ground gradually turned red, like lava. A giant black dog with red eyes, a mouth full of sulfur, and a mighty figure with three heads came out from the middle of the flames.

The whole scene looked extraordinarily powerful and domineering. After the three-headed dog appeared, it was not clear what was going on... Sesshomaru and Xiaotiangou had already rushed over, and the three fought together.Even the National Doge kept his connotative face, frantically wagging his tail beside him, barking non-stop to help.Xiao Longzi also rushed over, stood beside Doge, shouting cheers to the battle circle.

landscape:"……"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Hisoka: "...Why did you fight?"

Although the three-headed dog was called by Monkey King to give Xiao Tiangou a blind date, the three-headed dog has been domineering in Greece for many years. Basically, it has never been afraid of anyone except Hades, the king of the underworld, and its aura is strong.

Then these dogs, usually appear together, there will be a social etiquette to identify each other's smell.Apart from this point, what animals have in common is that there is only one boss in a place.

Therefore, the appearance of the hell three-headed dog, it has not even bowed to the pier, it directly let go of its powerful aura and "provoked" it, so Sesshomaru and Xiaotian dog other than doge rushed over directly to fight with it up.

...that was a really bad start.

Sesshomaru was the first to withdraw from the battle group. Sesshomaru retreated to the side with low air pressure on his body, silently watching the back and forth between Xiaotiangou and the three-headed dog.

The combined age of ten Sesshomaru is not as old as Hell's Three-Headed Dog and Roaring Sky Dog, not to mention their own abilities, especially Sesshomaru is a demon, and the demon power is completely suppressed here.Although the hell three-headed dog is also a monster series, after all, he has followed Hades for many years and guarded the gate of the underworld.

In addition, the two of them insisted on deciding a winner, so the fight lasted for two days.If it weren't for the scenery and several people here, I don't know how far they will expand the battlefield.

In the end, the Xiaotian dog came back victorious. The three heads of the three-headed dog all lay on the ground and stared at the dog with their eyes turned upward.

As a "matchmaker", Sun Wukong saw that the two of them were almost fighting, so he laughed twice and applauded enthusiastically. Boros is here, the gatekeeper of hell, sit down Pluto. The name of the ancestor is not small at all, and it should be a good match for the Xiaotian dog!"

After introducing Xiaotiangou, Monkey King turned his head to look at the three-headed hell dog. Seeing the three-headed hell dog full of fighting spirit, he asked a little hesitantly, "Do you know why you came here?"

Cerberus spit out a mouthful of sulfur-smelling lava at Sun Wukong, his eyes undiminished.

Sun Wukong wiped his face. If it wasn't for his "extremely good temper" now, he might have already taken out the golden cudgel and smashed it on.

The scenery came forward and said to Cerberus, "Can you understand what we say?"

The threatening voice in Cerberus' throat stopped, and the three heads stared at the scenery together: "I can understand what you and the red-haired one said." As for the others, it didn't understand any of them.Moreover, I don't know if it is an illusion...

Cerberus sniffed at the landscape, and the head on the right glanced at Hisoka not far away, and said softly, "There is something about you and that red-haired man that makes me feel special. Familiar smell."

Cerberus is a monster in Greek mythology, and the scenery and Hisoka have the blood of Zeus, the king of gods in Greek mythology, and it will naturally feel familiar when it smells.

However, the scenery was not prepared to tell Cerberus about this matter, he just explained to Cerberus what its current situation was.After listening to a long list, Cerberus looked at the Xiaotian dog who had been sitting upright all the time, his three mouths tugged at the same time, his brows were all wrinkled together, and he asked in unison: "Blind date?"

Jingjing nodded, "Yes, you will appear here because you were invited to have a blind date with the Xiaotian dog. Look at the way you fought just now," because the hell three-headed dog has three heads, and when the two sides bite together , Xiaotiangou obviously has no advantage, and the result is that Xiaotiangou has two clones, and it is inseparable from the hell three-headed dog. "I believe that your images of each other should be very good, right?"

The three heads of Cerberus all looked at the scenery with "you tease me" eyes, and the face of the scenery that has not changed for thousands of years is calm.

The Roaring Sky Dog looked at the scenery, and then at Cerberus. In fact, after what happened just now, although it couldn't understand what Cerberus said, it could see it completely. After the male Cerberus saw it, he only had fighting spirit all over his body, especially after the two sides lost in a fight just now, the fighting spirit in Cerberus' eyes became stronger.

Although Xiaotiangou was very happy to get to know Cerberus, it also felt that this blind date probably ended in failure again.

In the previous 50 years of blind dates, many of them were in the same situation as they are now.

Except for the special cases such as Taotie, Yutu, and Diting, more blind dates are not very well-behaved when facing it.It is full of high-spirited fighting spirit towards him. From the beginning of meeting, politely say a few words to invite him to fight. If you are more excited, you will fight immediately.

So, at the end of the blind date, Xiaotiangou didn't find a single partner, but took in a bunch of all kinds of bad friends, comrades-in-arms, and younger brothers.

Looking at the current Cerberus, Roaring Dog sighed desolately, turned his head and left silently, his back full of vicissitudes.Sun Wukong, who was watching, scratched his ears in embarrassment, and called Xiao Tiangou to stop.

When Xiaotiangou turned his head, he squeaked and said: "That Xiaotiangou... If you don't like this three-headed dog, my old grandson has better choices here, so don't be discouraged."

Roaring Sky Dog took a deep look at Monkey King, turned his head and wanted to leave again, Monkey King shouted: "Hey! Look! There are werewolves on my side, who can turn into humans and wolves, and there are still It’s impossible to have the two-headed dog Ertos, and I also have the god of death in Egyptian mythology, who has a human body and a dog head!”

It's a pity that Sun Wukong's recommendation couldn't restore the lost heart of Xiaotiangou. It left silently with the unrequited love all over it, and entered the new house they built in the scenery opposite Sun Wukong.

Cerberus' left head, which had been relatively silent all the time, suddenly looked at Monkey King, turned around again, and said, "I seem to have heard the name of Erbos just now?"

After finishing speaking, the three heads looked at Sun Wukong together and bared their teeth together: "It seems that this person summoned us here?"

"If Erbos is called over again..."

"Then kill it."

The three heads nodded after finishing their sentences, but Sun Wukong couldn't understand ancient Greek at all. Seeing Cerberus staring at him, he also stared at him, and bared his teeth, full of provocation.

Cerberus wanted to have a fight with Monkey King at that time, but out of his intuition for the strong, Cerberus took a step back and snorted together, turned around and did not look at Monkey King, and asked the scenery: "What do we want to do?" Go back quickly, otherwise it will be bad if there are innocent souls running out of hell, or human beings running in."

The head on the right showed a frightened expression: "Master Hades will be angry."

The head on the left comforted: "Don't panic, nothing will happen."

Seeing that the situation had changed like this, the scenery looked up at the sky, then at Sesshomaru who was staring at him, and finally sighed: "Okay, I will be responsible for sending you all back."

Looking at Xiaotiangou's blind date records of repeated defeats and defeats for more than 50 years, I have to admit one thing, that is, it is really not an easy thing for these gods to find a partner.

Not to mention the abnormally strict tutoring of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother's family, the other gods still need to depend on fate if they want to find a good one.

Therefore, the scenery spent a lot of effort and finally sent Sesshomaru and Cerberus back, but Doge dragged Xiaotianquan's tail and refused to go, so he let it go, and Xiaotianquan took it directly. Little brother, the function...to be cute...or to mock all enemies with your face.

And Xiaotiangou stayed with Jingjing and Hisoka for 400 years, and after waiting for the heat of gossip about it in the heaven to dissipate slightly, he finally dragged Doge back to Erlangshen.

Looking at the blind date for more than 400 years—the next 400 years, Xiaotiangou has been secretly practicing, and he didn’t have a lot of blind dates, but he didn’t dare to tell Erlangshen—the Xiaotiangou who couldn’t find a partner, Erlangshen deeply pitied it, and patted it The head of Xiaotiangou said: "Although you have been looking for a partner for more than 400 years, you are still single, but don't give up hope."

The ashen-hearted Roaring Dog: Although it really doesn't want to go against Erlang God's wishes, it really doesn't want to go on a blind date, really!

No matter what happens to Xiaotiangou, a single dog who has lived for thousands of years, the world has changed, and the dynasty has changed to the prosperous Tang Dynasty, and Monkey King is about to come out from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.