[Comprehensive] The man who delivers the courier with his life

Xiaotiangou is actually not that picky about finding a partner, as long as they can get together and both parties feel suitable.

Of course, its idea also came from Erlang Shen.

Before being handed over to Jingjing and Hisoka by Erlang Shen, he had a special talk with him about what kind of partner he should find.As the loyal dog of Erlang God, Xiao Tiangou listened to everything very seriously, and kept it in his heart, and then carried it out earnestly.

In the past 50 years, I have experienced countless blind dates, but failed to find a suitable partner, which is also an extremely difficult thing.It's not that Xiaotiangou said that he was not picky, but in fact, no one looked down on him.But when he was at the Dragon Palace, he was an immortal dog no matter what. If it wasn’t for his willingness to follow God Erlang and rarely transform into a human body, he could be regarded as a very powerful immortal, so we are looking for a blind date for him. Regarding the matter of the subject, Prime Minister Gui, who is in charge of this matter, is still very solemn.

Prime Minister Gui took over the matter of arranging a blind date for Xiao Tiangou, and naturally he found someone who could match Xiao Tianquan. But there are still big problems.

Let's say that.

Cultivation is a very boring thing. There are no immortals, gods, Buddhas, demons, etc. who can practice well.The dead house has a great characteristic, that is, it is more idealistic, and it has long been used to living a free life alone.Coupled with reasons such as race or practice, more or less have their own quirks, hobbies, and characteristics.

Let’s talk about a relatively well-known object — Taotie.

As one of the nine sons of the ancient dragon, Taotie is also one of the most difficult singles in the fairy world, and he is also full of curiosity.When he knew that Prime Minister Gui was going to find a blind date for Xiao Tiangou, Tao Tie, who was very curious about what a blind date is, volunteered to come.Although the breeds are a little bit different, Taotie is one of the nine sons of the ancient dragon, and it would be very good if he could match up with Xiao Tiangou.In addition, Taotie, like Xiaotiangou, doesn't like to take human form very much. This can be regarded as a common hobby, which can be called the first step to a successful blind date.

however……

Everyone knows that Taotie likes to eat very much. When it is not hungry, it looks really cute and cute. It makes people want to hold it in their arms. It is round, soft and cute, and it feels super good.

But when Taotie is hungry...

That's "True Swallowing Mountains and Rivers", can eat everything you see, the real "big belly can hold".

It is very unfortunate that Prime Minister Gui arranged the blind date of these two very carefully. Cautiousness means tediousness, and tediousness means that it takes time. The consequence of procrastination is that after Taotie meets Xiaotiangou, suddenly He opened his mouth wide and swallowed the Xiaotian dog in one gulp.

Fortunately, what it swallowed was Xiaotiangou. If it was another goblin or fairy, it would probably never see the light of day again. There was a growl in his stomach.

Xiaotiangou never barks at ordinary times, but when it barked, Taotie opened its mouth slightly, and then Xiaotiangou ran out directly, covered in saliva...

This is just one of the failed blind dates of Xiaotiangou.

There are all kinds of blind dates for Xiaotiangou.Because in the fairy world, the Buddhist world, and even the mortal world, there are really not many dogs of the same breed that can be matched with the Xiaotian dog over and over again, so in the end, the blind dates with the Xiaotian dog become all kinds of people.

For example, the jade rabbit who is always held in Chang'e's arms.

Most of the time, the Jade Rabbit lay obediently in the arms of Fairy Chang'e, as a quiet and beautiful rabbit, and Chang'e sent it here to have a blind date with Xiaotiangou.

However, Xiaotiangou has swallowed the moon more than once since it was in business, and Yutu was a little afraid of it.It's just that he had never met Xiaotian dog face to face before, but now that he was put in front of Xiaotian dog, he turned his stomach and pretended to be dead there.But Fairy Chang'e was frightened, thinking what happened to her rabbit.

After returning to Fairy Chang'e's arms, Jade Rabbit cried and said, "It looks so dark, so scary, just like the moon palace that has been swallowed."

"..." Xiaotiangou felt bitter, obviously everyone said it was mighty.

Like Yutu, there are quite a few people who are afraid of Xiaotiangou. It is good to pretend to be dead. There are also those who are directly scared by him and faint. Xiaotiangou's heart almost collapsed during that period of time.

In addition to Taotie and Jade Rabbit as some of the blind date partners represented, there are those who sit down like the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva in the underworld, who are especially dedicated to Buddha and will agree to come on a blind date with Xiaotiangou. The real purpose is fundamental. Not here for a blind date, but to laugh at Xiaotiangou.

While eating all kinds of fruits that are not available in the Central Plains specially prepared by the scenery for Xiaotiangou's blind date, he asked Xiaotianquan to tell him about the blind date to amuse him.He even came up with a bad idea, let Xiao Tiangou sit down with Laojun for a blind date.

Many immortals have some mounts, or raise some animals such as cranes, but most of them are just monsters, but they are protected by the immortals and driven by the immortals.It's not that they discriminate against goblins, but that most goblins can't even see their own hearts clearly and are greedy for the world of mortals, so there is no need for a blind date at all.

The normally good-tempered Roaring Sky Dog was given a fierce stare by Di Tingqi, and he didn't understand why Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who had set up a "hell is not empty and vowed not to become a Buddha" with the common people in his heart, would actually Cultivate the temperament of listening attentively.But when you think about the ability to listen to the truth, you can probably understand it. After all, listening to the truth is typical. "A scholar knows everything in the world without going out." If he puts his ears on the ground, he can hear everything in the world.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is usually busy with transcending hell, but he doesn't have much time to teach and listen.

If you talk about the history of Xiaotiangou's bitter blind date in detail, it is simply horrible. If you write a set of stories, you can laugh off the big teeth of the immortals-although I heard from Erlang God that all the immortals in the heaven now know about its blind date. of various situations.

But talking about it in such a large circle is just to say that Xiaotiangou really doesn't pick.Although before being thrown out by Erlang God to ask him to find a partner, Xiaotianquan always felt that he was single, but looking at the natural harmony between Jingjing and Hisoka, Xiaotianquan felt that if he could find someone It's not a bad thing if it gets along well with someone.

It will be kind to each other, divide its kennel into half, protect each other when it is in danger, and accompany each other until the end of time.

Xiaotiangou is actually a somewhat artistic dog.

Speaking of this time, Sesshomaru and Doge can be regarded as two very good partners so far on a blind date... Well, this is a bit against my will.

Although Sesshomaru is a dog demon from Dongpu, although he has murderous and hostile aura, he has no resentment.It shows that Sesshomaru is not a bloodthirsty dog ​​demon, and Sesshomaru is very clear about what he wants, so speaking of it, Xiaotiangou doesn't hate Sesshomaru very much.

But Sesshomaru frowned reflexively every time he approached it, Xiaotiangou saw it, after all, it was a fairy, and Sesshomaru was a demon, and a demon who was very sensitive to immortal energy.

When seeing these reactions of Sesshomaru, Xiaotiangou really reflexively thought of the 50-year history of failed blind dates that he had faced before.

Probably because of too many failures, Xiaotiangou didn't have great hopes for the blind date, but just thought it was natural, so it became "friends" with Sesshomaru very naturally, at least watching It looks like this.When he was fine, Sesshomaru was holding his sword in a daze most of the time, and he didn't know what he was thinking. The rest of the time was basically chatting with Monkey King. It seemed that the chat was very good, and Xiaotiangou didn't. How to bother them.

It's the national doge who always sits on the tail of the roaring dog...

Xiaotiangou felt that his heart had really collapsed to the point of helplessness.

This is probably the most favorite blind date that Xiaotian Dog has met for more than 50 years.But in the eyes of Xiaotiangou, it is really just a junior, a very enthusiastic junior.

He stuck to Xiaotiangou's body vigorously, but he just liked it, and this little guy was especially willing to express his feelings.Although he can't speak, he always barks happily at Xiaotiangou. If he doesn't look at Doge's face, Xiaotiangou still feels very happy.

After all, everyone loves to hear the words "I like you, I like you so much" that people keep saying, but with Doge's face full of connotations...

He has never been a roaring dog who doesn't care what other people look like, and feels that he is about to become a person who looks at his face.

People look at faces to see whether they are handsome or beautiful. It is made by Doge's particularly distinctive face. I always feel that these thoughts of "like you" have special connotations.

But Xiaotiangou, who has never been picky, wanted to say weakly, "My child, I know you like me, can we keep a distance and talk?" For Doge's enthusiasm, Xiaotiangou found that he really couldn't adapt.

However, if the question of "blind date" is not mentioned, Doge can really be said to be a very cute child in Xiaotiangou's eyes.