[Comprehensive] The man who delivers the courier with his life

When Sun Wukong sailed across the ocean to learn art with nothing, his heart was full of longing for the future; when he faced a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, he was not afraid; he was thrown into Laojun's alchemy furnace and refined for seven days. On July 49, he also survived abruptly.

But now, after being crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, facing this pile of packages that seem to never be unpacked, every time Monkey King picks up a courier, his heart is full of struggles.

He really didn't know whether he would be surprised or frightened after opening the package.

Doing the math, it has been more than 50 years since Jingjing and others came here and put the package here for him to unpack... But until now, the number of couriers around Monkey King does not seem to have decreased.

However, it is also because of these express packages that seem to never be unpacked that Sun Wukong feels no longer lonely when he is pressed under the Five Elements Mountain.

In order to be able to deal with the boxes after he unwrapped them in time, and replace them with new ones for him to unpack, Jingjing and the others have built a very down-to-earth and beautiful red tile house opposite him.

Seeing such a beautiful house in the mountains really makes people feel like they are in the wrong place.Fortunately, here at the Five Elements Mountain, no one would come close at all.

Sun Wukong took the packages that were going to be opened today, and did some mental training for himself, and then opened ten of them in one go.It turned out that seven of them—yes, up to seventy percent—were fiction.The remaining three pieces, one of which is his life-size doll, looks very imposing; one is a disk, which Sun Wukong didn't look at for the time being, and put it aside.After 50 years of unpacking, there are many rare things, and things like disks are no longer surprising; the last one...

In fact, Monkey King doesn't really want to talk about it, because it is a body pillow of Erlang God, the point is: fruitful.

Sun Wukong couldn't imagine Yang Jian's sullen guy without clothes at all.No, bah!He doesn't think about these things at all, okay? !However, I have read too many books in the past 50 years, and Sun Wukong's thinking has been biased.

Let's not talk about the book first, let's talk about this pillow.

If it weren't for the scenery and Hisoka who kept emphasizing that these packages were really given to him by people who loved him very much, Sun Wukong really doubted what those people who sent him strange packages thought, the original way of expressing love That's it... keep opening the door to a new world for him?

For example, Yang Jian's body-length pillow that he took apart, although the painting is not very imaginative, even the Erlang God on the pillow is still shy and blushing...

Damn, Sun Wukong said that when he looked at it, he thought of the books he had read for so many years, and then his thinking suddenly turned to a strange place.

Thanking him for having learned the spell that can store items, Monkey King quickly hid the pillow to prevent the curious little dragon from seeing it, and then went to read the other seven books that he opened.

In fact, after opening a book for the first time and seeing the stories he and Yang Jian had to tell in it, he refused to read these books again.

But I have to admit that if you replace him and Erlang God in the story with people you don't know, these very straightforward stories are actually very touching to read.

Later, Monkey King faced the mountain of books that he had dismantled, so he couldn't help but read one after another.Some books are still very boring knowledge books, and Sun Wukong doesn't quite understand the point of view that the earth under their feet is round.But there are still many books related to Buddhism and Taoism, which made Sun Wukong have many epiphanies after reading them.

Get rid of most of the remaining books...

Sun Wukong said that in the past 50 years, he has basically read all the "love stories" of gods and Buddhas who can name or can't tell the name from the prehistoric period to the present.Among them, there are countless versions of the entanglement between him and Erlang Shen. The consequence of reading too much is that Monkey King is very satisfied with the stories in which he is "attacking", and is extremely resistant to books that he is "receiving".

The worst part is that Sun Wukong found that...he didn't seem to hate Erlang God as much as before.

Back then, Erlang Shen used the No.70 three changes to catch him, and he was still unconvinced.Although the two of them fought at the time and changed each other.At that time, he hadn't entered the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun, so he didn't have the piercing eyes that could see through the changes, but Erlangshen had the third eye, which could see through his changes.This made him not convinced all the time. Even when he came to Heaven, he still ignored Erlang God, but now that he read these stories too much, he actually started to look at Erlang God from the perspective mentioned in these stories.

In fact, to be honest, Erlang Shen's life experience seems to be really miserable.

There was also the fight between them back then, but it was just that their skills were inferior to others... um... But it doesn't mean that he can watch the various "boat" scenes in these books with peace of mind.It's just too... so... so shameful...

Well, in fact, there are still quite a few well-written books, and after unpacking the packages for so long, except for some packages that may explode, or run out of an unknown animal, Monkey King received the most satisfactory package.

One is the "tablecloth", as long as you spread the tablecloth and imagine what you want to eat, something will appear on it; the other is the round light mirror, so that he can talk to the monkeys and grandchildren of Huaguoshan Have a conversation.

Because of these, Sun Wukong's years have been really lively, and the people who live opposite him are also very lively.

Recently, several people from Jingjing brought Xiaotiangou who had stayed in the East China Sea for 50 years.

Xiaotiangou is the god dog of Erlangshen. When he first saw Xiaotiangou like Lai, Monkey King was a little nervous because he really felt that he could not see Erlangshen now, otherwise he would really think of something in his mind. Messy stuff.Fortunately, Jingjing explained that Xiaotiangou was temporarily entrusted by Erlang God to take care of them and help find the object, so Erlang God did not appear here.

And since Xiaotiangou came here, Sun Wukong has another one in his daily life, that is to watch Xiaotiangou's "blind date live". At that time, he ran to the sky and ate the moon, causing a "lunar eclipse". Later, he was beaten up by Erlang God who came in a hurry, and vomited the moon out again.

Erlang God did not come to Wuxing Mountain that time, probably just like Monkey King always disliked Erlang God at the beginning, Erlang God would deliberately avoid Wuxing Mountain where Monkey King is.

After being beaten by Erlang God, the Xiaotian dog who swallowed the moon was taken away for a period of education, and after being thrown into the scenery again, the Xiaotian dog seemed to have a gloomy life.

At this time, when Sun Wukong was unpacking, Xiaotiangou sat on the side and stared at Sun Wukong, sighing from time to time, and Sun Wukong who sighed wanted to sigh too.

Fortunately, this situation didn't last long, Jingjing walked out of the house, came to the side of Xiaotian dog, and said to Xiaotian dog: "You have a new partner, this time it is definitely the same breed as you, And very powerful."

Xiao Tiangou was listless: "...Wang." How to express it, he really didn't want to find a partner.However, I don't know what its owner thinks, and he has to find a partner for it before allowing it to go back.

Sun Wukong put down the book he was flipping through, and said to Jingjing: "If Xiaotiangou wants to go on a blind date, remember to bring it to my old grandson to have a look, maybe my old grandson can also give Xiaotiangou long eyes."

Xiaotiangou glanced at Monkey King resentfully, and followed behind the scenery.

Sun Wukong, who was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain and couldn't move at all, looked at the direction of the scenic house and scratched his head. Originally, he didn't want Xiaotiangou to sigh in front of him, but now that Xiaotiangou really left, he wanted to see it again. Look, what kind of partner Jingjing found for Xiaotiangou this time.

I'm really curious, because of the failures over the years, it seems that the landscape has made up its mind.Two days ago, I told him that I had thought of a new method, and I would soon be able to find a blind date for Xiao Tiangou. Now it seems that I have found it?

It is said that Sun Wukong didn't feel anything special at all, and he still has a pair of piercing eyes. If the scenery brought some "dog monster" here, he couldn't have seen it.

Monkey King who was outside didn't wait long to see the scenery. The blind date that Xiao Tianquan found for this time, because the blind date that Xiao Tianquan had this time seemed to have a temper.

Not long after Xiaotiangou returned to the house following the scenery, Sun Wukong saw a sword light soaring into the sky. The house built by the scenery was cut off the roof after a few sword lights. A man in long clothes and with long hair , There is a crescent moon mark on his forehead, and a man with a fluffy tail on his shoulders, standing on the wall of a house without a roof, with a demonic aura scattered all over his body, Sun Wukong looks not far away from him, he especially likes it The peach tree looked like it was about to break under the huge demonic aura.

Sun Wukong didn't care about going to see Xiaotiangou's blind date at that time, he immediately became angry, and before he took out the bazooka from the unpacked package, and was about to shoot at the white-haired dog demon, a soil Yellow skin, white belly, not big in size, looking at the chubby puppy, it rushed out from nowhere, and then bumped straight into the white-haired demon dog.

Then the white-haired dog demon seemed to want to dodge, but he didn't dodge in time, and was hit firmly on the chest by the chubby, khaki puppy.

Sun Wukong heard a particularly loud bang, and then the evil spirit scattered, and his beloved peach tree was saved.

Sesshomaru almost spat out a mouthful of blood, stepped back two steps unsteadily, grabbed the chubby national doge that hit his arms, and brought it up to his eyes.

I saw this national doge with a mocking face, frantically wagging its tail happily, bowing its head, and licked his slender hand in a very real way.

Sesshomaru: "..."

Jingjing appeared with Xiaotiangou, looked at Sesshomaru and Guomin Doge and said, "Pay my house."