[Comprehensive] The man who delivers the courier with his life

Jingjing's career has encountered the biggest crisis in history-before he was about to deliver the courier, the courier ran away by itself.

When I found out about this, even if I was always calm and down-to-earth, I felt momentarily confused.And Spencer Reid, who looked like a young college student standing opposite him, pursed his lips and waited for two seconds before asking, "Excuse me...not that this is a courier for me Is it?" But there was nothing in it.

Reid held the courier he had just opened, looking at the scenery with confusion in his eyes.Under Rhett's gaze on the scenery, many thoughts flashed through his mind, and the first one was the three words "impossible".Because Reid's package had been broken once, Jingjing probably saw the contents inside, it was a yellow figure figure, and he specially repacked this package.

But now, right in front of him, Rhett opened the package with his own hands, but there was nothing inside.

Jingjing reached out to take the package and checked it carefully. They were all very familiar boxes, seals, and stickers. The only problem was that the little yellow figurines that were supposed to stay inside were missing.

His eyes sank slightly, and when Jingjing raised his head and looked at Rhett again, with a slight smile on his face, he glanced at the name Rhett signed on the package, and said in a completely "serious" way: "So your name is Si Pence Rhett, hello Mr. Rhett, I am your new neighbor. This delivery is just an excuse, are you surprised?"

Reid in a complete daze: "..."

Jingjing: "My name is Jingjing, and I'm from China. I came here to ask, is Mr. Reid free tonight? My wife and I want to treat our neighbors to a meal so we can get to know each other."

The serious face of the scenery is always very convincing, but this time he met no ordinary people.

Reid pushed his glasses and said very seriously: "Your expression is very different from before and after. Although you are smiling now, there are no laugh lines at the end of your eyes, which means that you are not a person who loves to laugh. From your Judging from some micro-expressions, the previous state made you feel more comfortable. Also, before you said these words just now, your eyeballs turned slightly to the right, which means that you are trying to make up lies, maybe not all of them are lies, But you are lying. So why would you want to lie?"

Landscape: "...Has anyone ever said that you are a bit difficult to get along with?"

Reid looked blank again: "Many people have said it, but how do you know?"

landscape:"……"

The embarrassment of silence spread between the two for a while, until a strange laughter came to mind, breaking the silence between the two.

Jingjing and Rhett turned their heads at the same time, looking at the door on the opposite side of the same floor, Rhett frowned slightly, and asked in confusion, "When has anyone lived across from my house?" Ordinary people would laugh like this ?

Landscape: "That's my lover, as I said, I just moved here and will be living here for a while. I'm sorry I made a silly joke earlier, is Mr. Reed free tonight? Let me Express your apologies."

The old problems were not solved, and new problems arose again, but before Rhett was about to ask the thoughts and questions that came to his mind again, he thought of the question that Jingjing asked just now, so he said dryly: "I can't Sure, you know that when I need to work, I don’t always have time for myself, but I’m still very happy to receive your invitation.” Rhett has long been used to the problem of being unpopular, but if possible, In fact, Reid has also worked hard to improve his emotional intelligence, although the effect has not been ideal.

Jingjing expressed understanding, but it was the first time the two met, and it was not good, so they asked each other what work they did.So Jingjing said goodbye to Rhett, and under Rhett's gaze, walked to the opposite side, opened the door and walked in, then closed the door decisively.

As soon as the door was closed, he turned his head to look at Hisoka who was sitting on the lampshade not far from the door...a q version of Hisoka.

The q version of Hisoka has a steamed bun face on his face, and reverted to his old ways, smeared thick white rice powder on his face, painted stars and teardrops on his face, and put on his clown costume. mainstream.But compared to his normal body shape, no matter how perverted he looks, at this time he is cute no matter how twisted he is.

But Jingjing was not in the mood to appreciate Hisoka's cuteness. He walked over and picked up Hisoka, who was only the size of a palm, by the collar behind his back. The q version of Hisoka raised a short hand and asked, "When can I change back?"

Scenery put Hisoka on the cushion he specially prepared, and the whole cushion was sunken in half, and it looked even cuter with Hisoka's bun-faced face.

Landscape moved Hisoka's cushion to the opposite table, staring at Hisoka seriously, "When you don't want to fight, you will naturally change back."

Hisoka silently thought about the times when he didn't want to fight, and the steamed bun face that had been smiling brightly before showed a frustrated look: "..."

The time since Hisoka and Jingjing got married can't be said to be very long.But Hisoka can also see that Jingjing is a very serious and serious person, rational but boring, the kind that is hard to get angry anyway.Even if some big things happened before, Jingjing didn't show any trace of anger, but the last time he was hurt by others because of his carelessness, Jingjing got angry, very, very angry.

Although the scenery once again picked up his severed limbs, he remained silent for a long time, a completely different silence from usual. Even Hisoka himself became more "obedient" unconsciously and did not deliberately Find little apples to play with.As a result, after returning home, he didn't know what the scenery had done to him, and he became what he is now.

As long as he wants to have a good fight, the desire to fight will be ignited in his whole body, and he will suddenly become the size of a normal person's palm.

Originally, he returned to normal very quickly, but one night when the two of them completed the movement of great harmony in life and entered the climax, he suddenly became a Q version, causing the scenery that was silent even when angry to explode immediately up...

He still remembers that night, Jingjing asked angrily: "Do you even want to fight at this time?!" The expression on his face when he said this sentence, but the next day, he found that he wanted to return to his normal size, changed It was very difficult.

Hisoka is actually a little bit aggrieved~

Isn't the joy of fighting the same as the joy of great harmony?The mind is blank and ecstasy to the extreme. When I feel this way, of course I think of fighting~ It seems that after changing to the Q version, the emotions have become richer.

Hisoka didn't fall into the "grievance" for a long time, Jingjing put the empty express package beside him.Hisoka first stared at the empty box for a moment, then stared at the scenery with a strange gaze for a second, with an unfathomable expression on his face, "So you like to play prison~ but I won't go in and live~" He said , He frowned, picked up the same shrunk playing cards in his hand and started playing.

landscape:"……"

Scenery didn't take care of Hisoka's off-line, but knocked on the empty parcel box, "Do you know where the contents went?"

Hisoka stared back.

Apparently Hisoka didn't take it.Thinking about it, Jingjing took out the compass from his arms, but found nothing. It seems that the contents of this package have been away for a long time, and the distance from them now will not be very close.

While no concrete trace of the missing item was found, Scenery found a clue.He discovered that what he originally regarded as just a hand-made thing turned out to be a living thing.

Living thing……

As an excellent employee who was once praised by the boss, live animals are strictly prohibited from being delivered by courier. There are relevant laws and regulations on this matter, and he has a special understanding of it.Although he had also seen some news such as live cubs being delivered to his door by courier, Jingjing never thought that one day, he would also deliver live animals, and in the end the courier even ran away with long legs.Landscape can confirm that the figure he saw before should really be just a figure, maybe something changed when he traveled through the dimension?

Even this seemingly "undamaged" courier package, according to his calculations, was reorganized by the courier itself.

Forget it, the courier is not very lucky, there should be no serious problems, and the scenery is not in a hurry.So he took Hisoka to read the newspaper and found a job on it.At the same time, I also paid attention to whether there are any companies such as marriage preservation companies. Jingjing feels that the marriage between himself and Hisoka needs some professional advice. I heard that there are many professional organizations or companies in this area abroad. It is rare to go abroad once—even if it is a foreign country that has crossed the dimensional wall—the scenery does not want to give up this opportunity.

At the same time, the courier who ran away with long legs, also only the size of a palm, is now walking on the side of the road, wearing goggles, and looking at this completely strange world with big curious eyes.Even if I was almost hit by a car, I didn’t notice it, and I was constantly attracted by new things along the way, happily chasing those things I was interested in, and finally I couldn’t find where I came from.

It was getting dark, and he stood on the side of the road with big eyes in frustration, until he saw a man with a terrible scar on his face walking by.It was as if it had taken a stimulant suddenly, and happily rolled and crawled behind the man, yelling and walking away.