[Comprehensive] The man who delivers the courier with his life

Jingjing and Hisoka had heard a little about the temper of unicorns. After all, they wanted to get in touch with these magical creatures, so they couldn't just run to them without knowing anything.Maybe someone stands up and wants to eat you. You don't know what it means.

Therefore, the two of them were more or less psychologically prepared. It was a little surprising that the two sides "communicated" so smoothly like a centaur who approached so actively.

As for unicorns, the most extreme statement I've heard is that unicorns only come into contact with beautiful and pure virgins. This statement is a bit too executive and extreme.

You said that you are beautiful, pure, and virgin. Except for the virginity of these three points, you can be sure, and the remaining two points are very competent.Let me talk about beauty first, anyway, in the eyes of unicorns, humans with two legs, no hair on their bodies, and a pair of big feet instead of hooves will definitely not conform to their aesthetics, so the word "beauty" refers to the self-righteousness of human beings. up.

It is a beauty that is recognized by human beings themselves.

Besides purity, this word is even more unreliable.Generally, this word will be associated with the purity of the heart, but at the same time it will also be diffused, which means clean and tidy.With a clean and tidy appearance, those girls who want to get close to unicorns can still do it. As for whether the heart is pure or not, no one knows.

Of course, these are just some extreme statements from the human side, and they are just used as a metaphor for whether a person is pure enough.The real unicorns also have some of those problems, but they are not as serious as the ones "fabricated" by humans.But these unicorns do have cleanliness and "purity obsession". They are a group of very difficult to serve, and they are really magical creatures with sacred attributes, which is very desirable.

In fact, Scenery and Hisoka didn't feel hurt at all by the disdainful and dirty looks in the unicorn's eyes.

Because if the two of them are really funny suddenly and insist on standing with the unicorn, the unicorn will be uncomfortable, because it is not them who have these quirks.

The two of them paused for two seconds during the unicorn's actions, and then their eyes fell on Severus in unison.

As an excellent potion master, in his eyes, the whole world is only divided into useful potion materials and useless ordinary things. There is no doubt that when the unicorn appears, Severer His eyes almost glowed green.As for the unicorn, he relied on his intuition, and never approached him, and never felt that something was wrong.

But suddenly something seemed wrong, Scenery and Hisoka were all looking at him, and by the way, the same was true for the Sorting Hat floating beside him.

Scenery and Hisoka's line of sight is still relatively obscure, but the Sorting Hat's thinking is a little slow, but the knowledge is not much, looking at Severus, the eyes are almost dripping with pity.It also asked a very deep sentence, "Sev..."

Severus corrected him tirelessly: "...please call me Mr. Snape."

The Sorting Hat ignored it as always: "Severus, are you in your 30s this year?" The Sorting Hat thought about it, and could still think of the scene when Severus was in school. Feeling the child's strong desire to succeed, he was sorted into Slytherin House, and Severus has always been good enough, even if he doesn't have the background of other pure blood wizard families , but relying on his miraculous hands that can make magical potions, he makes himself respected by others.

Severus stared at the Sorting Hat with dead fish eyes, wondering what this guy wanted to go crazy today, seeing the look of the Sorting Hat, Severus knew there must be something bad to say, so he didn't look forward to it at all. The Sorting Hat speaks out the words behind it.

But even the unicorn standing not far away, following the words of the Sorting Hat, began to turn its attention to him.

Large animals with four hooves on the ground, such as horses and cows, all have a pair of particularly beautiful eyes and long eyelashes. When you stare at their eyes, you will sigh why God is so favoritism. The beautiful eyes of these animals seem to be so pure that they can see through people's souls.

But being stared at by a horse with horns like this, or stared at with those eyes that seem to be talking, as if saying "You are sick and need to be cured", no one will feel comfortable.

The Sorting Hat entered the meeting mode again and continued, "I remember that time, you were still a student in school, and I heard that you seemed to have liked Lily Evans, the girl from the Lion House, but they didn't get together in the end. I also think it's a pity, but you were all young at that time, so it's normal. But..."

"But I never thought that you would love her so deeply..."

Speaking of the last sentence, the eyes of the Sorting Hat are really full of embarrassment, but its eyes are not very obvious, but fortunately, people can't see clearly, but what it said is completely clueless, so it swallowed He just said it out, "So you have never had sex with other women."

Even if it is a Sorting Hat, but because Ravenclaw, known as the smartest, infused it with wisdom back then, and because of its importance, the creators tried every means to make up for it. "common sense".So, don't look at it as just a hat, if you really let go of it, you still know a lot.

After the Sorting Hat finished speaking, the wizard robe that Severus was wearing standing there was almost automatic without wind, and the magic power in his body was about to form a cyclone around him.If it wasn't for the fact that the "people" who said these things were the Sorting Hat of Hogwarts, Severus swore that he would give the other party a hard blow to let him know what to say and what not to say.

However, a hat has no concept of whether it hurts or not, let alone the heart and body.If you grab him and tear it, it will actually scream.

Jingjing and Hisoka stared at it as if they were going to get angry, and the whole person supported by the anger became more powerful. Finally, the Sorting Hat felt that something was wrong. After lying on Jingjing and continuing to pretend to sleep, Jingjing still stared Looking at his expressionless face, he suddenly pointed in the direction of the unicorn, "The unicorn is going to run away."

Severus immediately turned his head to the unicorn who really wanted to run, the unicorn was also suffering, God knows what kind of cramp it had in its brain before, it would appear here, and listen So many words.But what the hat said is also true, this man who is "dark" all over his body is still a good guy at such a big age, as a human being, he is indeed...

Severus was also slightly disgusted by the unicorn.

Although this awkward guy is a sacred attribute, there are not many such awkward characters even among magical creatures.

In the end, Hisoka directly sacrificed some snacks on the road specially made by the scenery for him, and kept the unicorn.He proved with facts that the existence of foodies really has no borders or even races.The unicorn, who was particularly disgusted with Scenery and Hisoka before, is now very condescending and willing to be patted by Scenery and Hisoka.

On the contrary, Severus was still thrown aside. Severus looked at the unicorn, which theoretically should be particularly inaccessible, and suddenly had mixed feelings in his heart. What do you think is the situation? .

Taking advantage of the scenery and Hisoka's wind, Severus also secretly rubbed some fallen hair on the unicorn's body, and the unicorn didn't say anything from beginning to end.

Unicorns look like beasts, but they can also understand human language-although not all unicorns.So in the end, this unicorn brought back a magical rice cooker that doesn’t need to be plugged in, just turn it on, and you can get a delicious rice cooker from Scenery and Hisoka.

Even though it didn't have a hand to hold the rice cooker, it was still very happy when it left, and ran to its own group in a hurry. In the future, if it wants to eat something other than grass and fruits, it can all be found now.

Jingjing and Hisoka delivered things along the way smoothly. After turning around the Forbidden Forest, they came to the edge of the Black Lake and poured some specially sent fish feed into it.Immediately, I saw the dark tide surging, the faint flash of scales and the swing of the huge octopus tentacles.

Finally... I finished everything, and it was almost evening. Scenery and Hisoka were left in the school by the enthusiastic Headmaster Dumbledore and had a good meal made by the school's house elves. .

Speaking of scenery and Hisoka, although the store opened in Hogsmeade, most of the people who asked for image transformation and those who did not request image transformation were all remodeled, and the entire express delivery process was completed. , the most difficult part.

But for this other piecemeal delivery, investigations come and go, and the basic recipients are still at Hogwarts.I came here today, and it can be said that I have almost delivered all the things I want to send.

But just like that, there are still some odds and ends, such as Sirius Black’s package, but this guy is still in Azkaban, and it is forbidden to bring any large things to the prison. In the end, the scenery sent him the things to Black’s old house. up.

He sneaked a look at Sirius, and he didn't look like he was imprisoned for immortality, but it didn't take long before he could get rid of the imprisoned calamity.

There are other characters like Grindelwald or Peter Pettigrew.

Scenery has discovered from a very early time that every time I send express delivery, if I put those recipients together to find some common places, I can really find some context.Even though it may be seen as cloudy on the bright side, as long as you look for clues, you will most likely become the person who "knows the most".

It's like this time he put these recipients together to find something in common, and he learned a lot of things that ordinary wizards can't know.

For example, when Mr. Dumbledore was young, there was a story that had to be told between Mr. Grindelwald, the first generation of the Dark Lord. No one knew the details too clearly, but just looking at the two of them In the end, it turned out that Mr. Dumbledore sent Grindelwald to the prison he built for himself and only held him alone. There are a lot of gossips that can be learned in detail.

Jingjing really wanted to say that he knew all of this, and none of it was intentional. After all, he was in the wizarding world and wanted to send out all these things. It was extremely necessary to conduct a simple investigation of these recipients.

In addition to this incident, Jingjing also knew some information related to Severus' childhood, as well as the vague ambiguity with the beautiful Miss Lily Evans after Shampoo entered school, and the final ruthless Broken heart.

Of course, he also knew a lot of past events related to Voldemort. In fact, this was the one he knew the most clearly. After all, he specially took Voldemort's split soul piece and conducted a special "torture".It is to find out where Voldemort's main soul is.

In short, with so many things in Jingjing's hands, it is almost the same as giving him finally, and the image design for other wizards is also almost the same, and now there is only one Voldemort missing.Find all of Voldemort's horcruxes, stick them back to him, and get him a plastic surgery after he accepts the things.

No matter what Voldemort does in the future, he can't control it.However, in view of the fact that if Voldemort would lose his mind and do bad things again because of the recovery of his soul, Jingjing still thought about simply sealing back some of Voldemort's power.But because Voldemort's soul is now split, even if it sticks back, it is not so strong.

If Voldemort continues to die, it is estimated that there will be no scenery to intervene, and Voldemort himself will feel the pain ten times more painful than the knife on his own soul before, so it is better to die in pain.

In fact, the most important point is, I am afraid that after Voldemort's landscape is adjusted, it will not be so easy to start a war between pure-blood wizards and half-blood wizards again, because the current wizarding world, Because of the intervention of Jingjing and Hisoka, it really became, extraordinarily...peaceful.

Very smoothly, as originally planned, Scenery and Hisoka took all of Voldemort's Horcruxes before leaving Hogwarts.After finally extracting all the souls from these horcruxes, and then replenishing them back to Voldemort, the scenery looked around but found that Voldemort's soul still seemed to be missing a piece.

Small, but the wounds on the soul cannot be ignored, but in the current state, there is no major problem in communicating with Voldemort.

So the scenery didn't care whether to bring back the last piece of soul - he had found it, it should be on Harry Potter's head - he let Voldemort out.

When his soul was incomplete, Voldemort seemed completely unable to communicate, as if in addition to his obsession with power, only cruelty and inhumanity remained in his heart.But when most of Voldemort's soul was glued back to him, after Voldemort woke up, there was a clear difference in the feeling of Voldemort who woke up this time and the previous Voldemort.

It's as if a patient with mental illness in the eyes is cured, and his whole body is full of male gods again. The great contrast makes people have a very strong visual conflict.

There is a saying that everyone knows, that is, "Men don't look at faces."

In today's age where faces are more and more important, in fact, after getting along for a long time, a person's own charm can make people ignore his face.

Here, naturally, the two most extreme situations are excluded.

For example, extreme beauty, the kind that shines like the sun, as long as he appears, you can't ignore it, no matter how many years you have seen it together.There is another kind of extreme "ugliness", or it is so characteristic that it is unacceptable. This kind of face is that no matter how much you work hard, people can't forget to praise your magical face.

Voldemort...

Well, although Voldemort's soul and body are basically back, his face did not return to its formerly handsome appearance due to the re-condensation of his body.

He still had the same snake face that seemed to have melted after being splashed with sulfuric acid.

For example, Voldemort's face today is the kind that no matter how successful he will be, people can't ignore it.Needless to say, those who hate him will definitely use his face to make a big fuss. As for those who like him, they can't refute any good-looking words for his face against their will.

After Voldemort opened his eyes, his whole body was magnificent. He looked at the scenery standing in front of him with his deep eyes, and the scenery looked at him quietly.

Then Hisoka, who did not know when he came back, put a mirror in front of Voldemort.

The mirrors in the wizarding world also have magic. Generally, when wizards arrange their clothes and makeup in front of it, these mirrors with extremely high aesthetic ability and praise will use up all the magic in this world. All the compliments to praise the person standing in front of the mirror.

Of course, if the other party is not good-looking, the mirror will not know what it means to be polite, and will point it out mercilessly.

The character of the mirror is also related to the character set by the wizard when he endowed it with magic.

Therefore, the most consumed item in the wizarding world is actually the mirror, because the mirrors that are looked at are always smashed by their owners mercilessly because of all kinds of excessively long-winded praise or criticism.

Now Hisoka took such a mirror and put it in front of Voldemort at once, and then...

Then the mirror let out a high-pitched scream.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

This scream resounded throughout the universe. The scenery in the room and Voldemort couldn't help but want to cover their ears.Hisoka already knew the characters of these mirrors very well, and he was prepared in advance, covering his ears with thoughts, so he didn't suffer much abuse.

He just looked at the scenery and the collapsed look on Voldemort's face with a smile on his face, and then listened to the mirror after the scream, and spoke like a cannonball.

"I really didn't have a little bit of defense, my dear master, how could you treat me like this, woo woo, hurry up and beat this ugly monster away, the baby is about to be scared to death by him woo woo woo...Master, hurry up and let me see you This beautiful figure can heal my stabbed blind eyes, and please show kindness, don't let me see this guy who is uglier than a ghoul again, the baby is bitter..."

Voldemort, who has always been praised by people, felt a surge of enthusiasm in just 10 minutes after he basically recovered his calm thinking.How much he wanted to split the mirror in front of him, but he still restrained his impulse.

In fact, let alone the screaming mirror, Voldemort also thought of it after seeing himself clearly in the mirror.If this person was not himself, such an ugly monster dared to appear in front of him, without a doubt, he would directly send a death curse to help that ugly monster meet Merlin and start a new life.

But unfortunately, the person in the mirror is himself.

Probably because Voldemort's living environment was very bad when he was a child, which caused him to pursue the ultimate nobility and pure blood, and when he wanted to prove himself, he showed a perfect appearance without any flaws. Performance, whether it is his manners or appearance, are all impeccable.

As a result, this is the Lifetime series. The former male god may suddenly one day become a male psychopath from the inside out that he himself cannot accept.

Just when Voldemort's whole body collapsed, Hisoka had already taken away the mirror that Voldemort was frightened to cry, and after Hisoka left with the mirror, the scenery showed a faint smile to Voldemort, Question: "We are an image design company here, which can create the most suitable appearance for you from the inside out, so that you can become a Tom Su walking in the world."

"Would you like to enjoy some of our services? Our store has a big discount today. As the first customer today, you are completely free."

Jingjing is really a very caring person. He has already considered that Voldemort must have no money with his appearance, so he just said this. It is really good that he can be a favor and complete the task. .

After Voldemort cast a skeptical and slightly puzzled look - Voldemort didn't understand what the image design company does, it sounds like a profitable industry - the scenery directly took out Here are the before and after comparison photos of those who have done image design here.

Jingjing specially selected some photos of people who had little contact with Voldemort before to show Voldemort, otherwise, let Voldemort directly look at the photos of those big acquaintances, such as Severus, Lucius, etc., too exciting. up.

Voldemort was able to change from a nothing but a Parseltongue, an orphan of Slytherin descendants, to the later Duke of Darkness who could be sought after by many pure-blood families, which shows his decisiveness in dealing with things.

Jingjing just showed him a few photos, and Voldemort waved his hand without saying a word, "Correct me now!"

Although Voldemort had no idea how to deal with the specific situation here, as long as he recalled his company, Voldemort became fearless.

If Jing Jing and the others wanted to harm him, they would have already done what they had to do after capturing his main soul for so long.

Besides, his face now...

No matter what happened to his face, it couldn't be worse than it is now.

What Voldemort thought was not wrong, and the final result was much better than what he thought.Because Voldemort's face is a big project, it took a total of six months from the beginning to the completion of Voldemort's face.This is the most troublesome and most fulfilling face that Landscape has ever entertained in the wizarding world.

Voldemort stood in front of the mirror again in disbelief, and heard the scream from the mirror again this time, but it was indeed an amazing scream, and after the scream, there was a series of desperate compliments.It was his face from before, obviously it was still the same face, but the whole feeling was different, as if the whole face had been sublimated, making it hard to be sure if it was the same Voldemort as before.

Even if he didn't do anything, just stood there, he would definitely become the focus of attention, and people couldn't look away at all.

Looking at Voldemort's face, Scenery is very satisfied with his craft. Voldemort's face is really full and complete, allowing him to show all he has learned in this world and bring them to the extreme , Even Hisoka was involved and couldn't get away.

This is really a very huge project, but after the completion, looking at the finished product is also very gratifying.

Scenery looked at it for a long time and gave a comment: "The foundation of your face is still very good." Although it was almost destroyed before, but when it was reshaped, it really felt that the foundation was good, all relying on Voldemort Strong magic power is supporting.

After the scenery admired Voldemort's face and let Voldemort finish watching it, before Voldemort wanted to have a good talk with him, he was directly swept out by the scenery.

Unprepared again, Voldemort was thrown straight out of the image design company by the scenery.The small door was slammed shut behind him.

The streets of Hogsmeade are full of wizards coming and going. When they saw someone from the image design company coming out, all the people looked over reflexively, and then couldn't look away at all.

It was such an unforgettable face that many people stopped to watch on the street.

When Voldemort saw that there were so many people outside, he immediately stood up straight, with a straight back and eyes that were as deep as the deepest lake, making people unable to see through them.

However, the changes in some details of the movements made Voldemort's overall feeling more than five or six grades higher than before.

This also directly caused the witches who were just bewildered by his face and stood there fascinated by their thoughts, at this moment they couldn't help it at all, and let out a high-decibel scream similar to that of the mirror before.And unable to bear it, he rushed to Voldemort.

Voldemort: "...!!!" Even when he was the Duke of Darkness before, there had never been such a scene out of control.No matter how much those women were infatuated with him, they had never been so uncontrollable in rushing towards him.

Voldemort was stupefied at the time, but fortunately he was used to big scenes, so he quickly came back to his senses, turned around and rushed in the opposite direction. obstacles.

When Voldemort managed to escape to a deserted corner, his whole body was terrified.

But after finally finding a quiet place to take it with him, Voldemort looked down and saw that he was actually not much better now, and fell silent again.

It may be that his face was too shiny, which caused all the other witches to not notice his clothes. He was still wearing that tattered wizard robe, which was very unremarkable, but his current face But he can completely let him do it, making it impossible for people to take their eyes off his face.

Voldemort couldn't help touching his face. He was very satisfied with the current face, especially the one that was so ugly that it was reflected in his mind and couldn't get rid of it. snake face.

But it was also the first time that after he became "who", someone dared to throw him out so unceremoniously. Only Scenery and Hisoka were able to find all his horcruxes, and his The fact that the soul has been replenished makes Voldemort, who is not so brain-dead now, look at him with admiration.

Voldemort stayed in a corner of Hogsmeade for a long time, and then he decided to take a good look at what the current wizarding world has become. Judging from the signs he saw, the current wizarding world has changed as if It was huge, so huge that he couldn't comprehend it at all.

Voldemort, whose brain is much better, is completely different.Although he has nothing now, people seem to put "wwho" aside, and the whole wizarding world has entered into a weird hello, me, hello, everyone, and getting along well, but Voldemort now has a particularly good-looking face .

He didn't even need to rob a wizard, he got Galleon from the wizard, just went to Diagon Alley with such a face, and came back wearing a very well-fitting wizard robe with a very good cut, and at the same time he There is also a small box next to him, all of which are all kinds of daily necessities he obtained in Diagon Alley, or all the gifts forced by the women who admired him.

All of them can be put into a small box, naturally they all use the shrinking spell.

Speaking of which, although he has lived in the Albanian forest for 11 years and has been separated from the wizarding world for 11 years, I don't know if the world is changing too fast. Why is it that in just 11 years, the entire wizarding world The level of appearance has made a major breakthrough.

The wizards or witches that I see walking on the street now are all beautiful with their own merits and handsome.

Voldemort thought of Landscape and Hisoka's image design company, but he was just estimating it in his heart, and he believed more and more that these two people were not simple and needed his key observations.

Voldemort returned to Hogsmeade with such a bunch of things, and found himself a place not far from the image design company in a low-key manner, and began to monitor life in this place every day.

It's not that Voldemort doesn't want to find his deadly enemy, but also the trouble of Harry Potter, the savior who will defeat him again in the prophecy.But the current wizarding world is changing so fast that he can't even activate the marks of the Death Eaters again. Voldemort feels that the marks on his Death Eaters seem to have lost their effect for some reason. Turned into a very common imprint.

Moreover, Dumbledore, including his members of the Order of the Phoenix, has undergone a 180-degree change in his attitude towards the former Death Eaters, even those Death Eaters.

Such a scene of harmonious coexistence made Voldemort wonder if he would be turned around and sold if he contacted the Death Eaters who were still outside at this time.

Out of suspicion and prudence, Voldemort did this in the end. First, take a good look at the scenery and Hisoka. After all, all the changes in the wizarding world began after they appeared.

The house occupied by Voldemort was located on the second floor, facing the image design company. Every day, he could clearly see who the image design company received and what those people looked like when they came out.

Voldemort was unwilling to use magic power casually. First, he knew that the scenery and the two were not easy. Second, his current soul state was not suitable for frequent use of magic power.

Then Voldemort was in his little attic, looking and looking, the whole person looked Spartan and doubted life.

The business of the image design company was booming, but there was no intention of expanding its business, and among those who came here frequently were many figures familiar to Voldemort.

These are nothing, the thing that makes Voldemort feel bad is that suddenly one day, he saw Dumbledore walking out of the image design company.

He didn't see how Dumbledore got in, maybe by using the Floo network.

But he did see Dumbledore coming out.

Dumbledore became very young and full of charm. When he smiled at the crowd, everyone seemed to feel the warmth of the Holy Light.

Voldemort recognized that person as Dumbledore at a glance, even if Dumbledore turned into ashes, he would still recognize him, but the point of the question is why Dumbledore would come for plastic surgery even when he was over 100 years old, and after the plastic surgery the next day……

Voldemort saw Dumbledore bring the wrinkled Grindelwald too.

The world is changing so fast that I can't keep up with the times.

I really want to know what happened to make it look like this.