[Comprehensive] The man who delivers the courier with his life

For Hogwarts, during the holiday period, today is a rare and lively time.Especially for Mr. Sorting Hat, he was so excited that he didn't know what to do.Since the four founders of Hogwarts have left one by one, it seems that it has really become a hat that is only taken out at the time of sorting and has a chance to speak.

At other times, even if it wants to speak, there must be someone who can listen to it.And generally, except for most of the time when freshmen enter the school every year, it is asleep, and there are not many times when it wakes up.

Today's Mr. Sorting Hat was taken out of the cabinet by Dumbledore, opened its mouth, and kept twisting its body, thick dust fell from the brim of its hat.It kept asking Dumbledore: "Hey buddy, how do you feel about my state today?"

Dumbledore looked at it carefully from top to bottom, and said, "It looks really energetic."

The Sorting Hat was very satisfied with Dumbledore's answer. It twisted and asked, "Where do you think Mr. Landscape and Mr. Hisoka are now? Did Severus treat them well? You said they What kind of presents will you bring me?"

The Sorting Hat is really looking forward to it. Except for the gifts he received from the little wizards at the beginning, after the four founders left, it has not received any more gifts.As a result, it was woken up today, saying that someone wanted to give it a gift, and the Sorting Hat immediately became more energetic.

Although the Sorting Hat wanted to rush out after Severus, but considering being the only thoughtful, tasteful, and status hat in the wizarding world, Mr. Sorting Hat finally chose to go with Dumbledore. Sitting together, they just waited for Scenery and Hisoka to arrive in the principal's office.

Severus had already gone to meet the two people who were going to visit, and the first stop he had to arrive at was Dumbledore's headmaster's office.

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Severus, who is now in charge of Hogwarts' appearance, stood beside the Black Lake in Hogwarts with a gloomy face.The wind blowing from the direction of the Black Lake with a hint of coldness from the bottom of the Black Lake lifted the corners of his long wizard robe, making him look tall and cold.

Obviously, the straight corners of his lips and tight muscles revealed his patience and displeasure, and his aura was so strong that no one dared to approach him, but the mermaids at the bottom of the Black Lake, all because of Severus' Arrived and sneaked to a place not far from the water surface.

They secretly clutched their chests, as if the heart there was beating hot and scorching like a human being.A pair of eyes couldn't bear to leave Severus' face at all.

Although he looks powerful and cold, he just thinks he is so handsome. His powerful aura is simply uncontrollable, even the mermaid can't control it.

If it wasn't for the merfolk's reluctance to just go to the surface, they'd have rushed out of the water just to get closer to Severus.

When I saw it in the past, it was obviously a man who was very scary, powerful and gloomy, like a dark cloud, but now why does it feel so handsome and compelling?Although his face is not the type of little fresh meat, it is really, really special...it has a taste.

The mermaids looked up at Severus standing by the lake in the deep, seemingly pitch-black lake.Beside the mermaids, the huge black octopus, known as the Overlord of the Black Lake, imitated the posture of the mermaids with two tentacles, pressed the side of its smooth head, and then looked up at Severus .

From right below it - where the mouth is - a few bubbles popped out from time to time, and the mermaid next to it seemed to be able to understand what it was saying, so the mermaid stretched out a cold hand and gently touched the octopus's head department.

They just looked at Severus quietly like this, and Severus stared at the distance of the Black Lake with a sullen face, motionless, thinking that the scenery and Hisoka were really troublesome.

Under normal circumstances, the Black Lake of Hogwarts is rarely approached by students. Even if they are close, they will choose some places with good scenery, which are not so deep. Sit under the trees by the lake and look at the trees, Chat or something.

Hogwarts students, the only chance to take a boat on the Black Lake is usually only when they come to Hogwarts in their first year.They will take a small boat and go to Hogwarts Castle under the leadership of Hagrid Ruburt.The black lake looks so deep, and the bottomless lake makes even the students themselves feel apprehensive.

So even though many of the students in the school are very naughty, not many of them would do something like run to the Black Lake.Of course, this also has something to do with the school's ban.For example, you can't enter the forbidden forest, and you can't run to the lake at ordinary times.

For students who have already enrolled, there are other ways to enter the school every time they come to Hogwarts.

But today, Severus would be standing by the Black Lake, it wasn't that the freshmen were about to enroll, he was waiting here for the freshmen.It's not that there are any special requirements, he needs to stand here and make some preparations.He was here only because Jingjing and Hisoka, two guys who said they wanted to visit Hogwarts, chose the slowest road like the Black Lake to come here.

Severus was not a patient man, but he was always able to show enough patience, or endurance, when needed, no matter what it was.

After finally waiting for the scenery and Hisoka who came here by boat, Severus's eyes like poisonous snakes glided over the two of them, and the impatience in his heart could not be heard in his voice at all, especially business-like. Nodding to the scenery and Hisoka, he said, "Do you need anything else?"

Scenery and Hisoka said that they brought many things to the professors and magical creatures in Hogwarts, but at a glance, Severus has nothing but Scenery and Hisoka, two big living people see.

Jingjing's expressionless face was similar to Severus' gloomy face. Anyway, both of them seemed to be the type who didn't like to talk very much. Jingjing replied: "It's all brought."

Severus didn't care where Jingjing put everything, after making sure that neither of them had anything left, he turned around and led Jingjing and Hisoka to the principal's office.

When the three of them left the Black Lake, some very neat sighs seemed to be heard in the ears of the scenery.Quiet, as slight as the slightest ripples caused by the breeze blowing across the lake.

"What's the matter?" Severus, who was walking in front, turned his head, looked at the scenery and Hisoka who had stopped suddenly and asked.

Jingjing took a look at Hisoka, at this time Hisoka's eyes were full of bright spots, staring at the black lake not far away with a more interested expression.It seems that Hisoka heard the strange sigh just now as well as he did.

Jingjing thought for a while and asked, "Is there anything in this black lake?"

Severus replied indifferently: "There is an octopus inside, black and huge, but it rarely appears." Thinking that he had answered the question of the scenery, Severus turned around again with the scenery and Hisoka walked forward.

Jingjing and Hisoka didn't ask any more questions, just followed Severus.Landscape looked up at the huge castle in front of him.

It is a very old architectural model, and it is so huge that it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a castle.And this castle has gone through thousands of years, and I don't know how many stories are hidden in it.Many of Voldemort's Horcruxes are also in this castle.

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The Sorting Hat is in a particularly good mood today, even happier after seeing the scenery and Hisoka.

Because when Jingjing and Hisoka came to the principal's office and saw the Sorting Hat, they took out an extraordinarily huge box out of nowhere. It looked a bit heavy, and it was said to be a gift for the Sorting Hat.

Mr. Sorting Hat immediately screamed happily to open the box to see what was inside.

Seeing the Sorting Hat so happy, Dumbledore waved his wand, and the tightly wrapped box just opened up, revealing a... drum washing machine inside.

Very trendy styles, much more advanced and convenient than those used in human society today.

Facing this drum washing machine, although the Sorting Hat didn't recognize what it was at all, it still jumped on it happily, rubbed it back and forth, and said, "Oh~ it feels really good to the touch" while cheering and screaming. smooth."

Dumbledore, who has a little more understanding of human society, stared at this drum washing machine for a long time before hesitantly asked: "...is this a washing machine?" Not many washing machines in this era have this structure. What's more, most of these wizards have never seen these.

For things like washing clothes, richer pure-blood wizard families will have house elves to help, and no matter how poor wizards are, there will be spells like "clean up".

One spell down and everything will be very clean.

And as far as Dumbledore's understanding is concerned, "These things of Muggles seem to need something called electricity."

"Please don't worry." Scenery explained to Dumbledore, "This is not a simple washing machine, and its use also uses electricity out of order. It only needs a little magic power to run non-stop, which is very convenient."

"The biggest advantage is that there are some stubborn stains that even house elves and spells can't solve, this magical washing machine can solve them. You just need to operate like this..." Said scenery simply demonstrated how to Focus on the magic, and turn on the front load washing machine.

"It's like Mr. Sorting Hat." The Sorting Hat looks really miserable, with patches all over its body, and it looks like it has accumulated dust for years and years, making it helpless.Probably because the Sorting Hat itself is also a "magic item", ordinary spells are useless to it, and it itself hates the rude treatment of house elves.

The result is that the Sorting Hat has maintained such a miserable appearance to preside over the annual sorting ceremony of freshmen, and as time goes by, it looks more and more chilly.

Although Jingjing had never seen the sorting hat before coming to this world, but look at the washing machine inside this package, and the sorting hat jumping around happily on it.Jingjing felt that the readers of Jinjiang Novel.com sometimes gave gifts, and they were really very realistic, and not all of them were more and more weird.

Thinking about it, Jingjing reached out and grabbed the Sorting Hat. When neither the Sorting Hat nor Dumbledore could react, he reached out and stuffed the Sorting Hat into the drum washing machine.

For the following pictures, please refer to the cartoon animation picture of being locked in the drum washing machine. The 3D live-action version will suffocate just by imagining it.

The initial reaction of the sorting hat is the same as that of the cartoons and real characters locked in the washing machine.Dumbledore's eyes also widened, and he raised his hand holding the wand, trying to save the sorting hat.

But Jingjing raised his hand to stop him, "Don't worry, Dean Dumbledore, this is specially given to Mr. Sorting Hat. It will be fine when it comes out. There is no danger here."

Probably because Jingjing's eyes and speech were too sincere, so Dumbledore didn't use any spells, but instead bent down to look at the sorting hat turning around in the drum washing machine.

In fact, Principal Dumbledore didn't really do anything, mainly because of the sorting hat.Although the Sorting Hat screamed in panic at the beginning, but after a while, the Sorting Hat's frightened screams turned into screams and laughter that were very funny.

"It looks very happy." Since coming to Hogwarts as a student in Hogwarts, becoming a teacher, and even the principal, Dumbledore can be said to be the one who has the most contact with the Sorting Hat among the people who are still alive. people.And he had never heard such a happy sound from the Sorting Hat. On the contrary, after thinking about it carefully, the Sorting Hat looked worse and worse because of his negligent care, and the sound was not as crisp as before.

Dumbledore suddenly felt guilty.

Landscape explained to Dumbledore from the side: "Although this thing looks like a washing machine, it won't feel particularly depressing and stuffy when you enter it. After all, this is a special gift for Mr. Sorting Hat."

Dumbledore laughed: "I'm already looking forward to what it will be like when the Sorting Hat comes out." Not only Dumbledore, but even Severus, who has never been interested in it, was also aroused Interested, I want to see what the Sorting Hat will look like when it comes out.

One must know that Severus was a little bit soft on putting the dusty sorting hat on his head back then, but he didn't look any better at that time.

Severus, who just came to Hogwarts back then, was still a poor little boy who was abused by his parents and didn't love his mother. He lived in the dark spider's end alley, no one took care of him every day, and he wore clothes that didn't fit him at all. Clothes, just survived, until he received the Hogwarts admission letter, his life changed.

He doesn't have to face his drunken father and cowardly mother forever, although in the end... his father and mother are gone.

The Sorting Hat didn't keep everyone waiting for a long time, and this drum washing machine specially given to the Sorting Hat was indeed very special. Although it was full of water, the water didn't flow out after it was opened.

Pull out the Sorting Hat that has been dizzy in the washing machine, twist it hard, and a puddle of water comes down.Slowly unfold the twisted Sorting Hat, and cast a Drying Charm on it.

The Sorting Hat that used to be "downcast", "poor" and "covered in dust" is completely different!

The Sorting Hat smugly twisted its new and attractive body back and forth in front of the mirror, and said to Dumbledore with a little pity: "Hey, it would be more perfect if I didn't have these patches on my body."

The patch on the Sorting Hat was even partly sewed on by Dumbledore. Regarding this sentence, Dumbledore avoided it directly and said: "If you want to say that you know Hogwarts, no one can compare It's your turn, maybe you'd like to give Scenery and Hisoka some help."

After all, the scenery this time and Hisoka said that it brought some gifts to the professors and magical creatures in Hogwarts, so a guide is still needed.

So, in addition to Severus who still couldn't return to his office to love each other with his beloved potions, the Sorting Hat also became the new guide for Scenery and Hisoka.

And for the professors who are still staying at Hogwarts and some magical creatures, today is indeed special.

Under the leadership of the Sorting Hat, Jingjing and Hisoka walked the entire Hogwarts.

Start by giving gifts to the professors.

Professor McGonagall in the Transfiguration class received the second gift after the Sorting Hat. What she received was a red dress that looked particularly enthusiastic and unrestrained, and matching underwear.

Professor McGonagall, who always gave people a staid and serious image, when receiving these gifts, the Sorting Hat and others didn't see any special expressions on her face.After Professor McGonagall unpacked the package on the spot to see what was inside, he quickly wrapped the package back, hid it, and gave Jingjing and Hisoka a copy of Metamorphology as a gift in return.

Hardcover and out of print, if you take out such a thing as a gift, no matter whether the other party likes it or not, you won't feel too shivering.

After Professor McGonagall, there are professors of herbal medicine, spells, flying, etc. The things these professors receive are also very standard, such as some more exotic herbs, spell books, or flying brooms.Everyone was in harmony from the beginning to the end, until the things given to Professor Binns were delivered.

Professor Binns is a ghost who lives in Hogwarts. If there is anything different about him from other ghosts, it is that he also gives students a history lesson of the wizarding world.

Although the students are not interested in the history class itself, coupled with the fact that Professor Binns is dead, he is almost one of the most unpopular teachers in Hogwarts, but he is very concerned about his own work. It has always been done very well.

It's just that Professor Binns is more silent and lifeless than ordinary ghosts when he is not in class.When Jingjing and Hisoka said they were going to see Professor Binns, even Severus didn't understand that they could give this Professor Binns something, but they went anyway.

Then after the scenery sent the things out, no matter whether it was Severus or the Sorting Hat who had seen countless people, they all felt that their eyes were about to go blind.

Recently, everyone has said that Severus is very imposing, attractive, and handsome as if shining, but these are just some metaphors, which are used to show that Severus's appearance has reached a certain level. Even though he is still venomous, demanding and gloomy, he is still welcomed by the students.

But now, this feeling of being blinded has become a practical expression, and the Sorting Hat really feels that it is so illuminated that it can't see Professor Binns clearly, including Severus.

I saw that Professor Binns was glowing all over, especially the top of his head, which was simply radiant.

Although Professor Binns is a ghost who is not very good at expressing, because of turning into a ghost in normal times, his actions and thinking become extremely slow.But this does not mean that he really has no feelings and thoughts at all. In fact, Professor Binns has always been troubled by his inability to mobilize students' enthusiasm for learning and his low sense of existence.

And today!Professor Binns has finally become a character with a strong presence.

No matter standing among hundreds, thousands or even ten thousand people, people can see Professor Binns in the crowd at a glance.

Because he is shining!

Probably only under the sun, the light on Professor Binns' body would not be so dazzling.However, ghosts generally don't like to go out in the sun.

This light can actually be turned off, and Professor Binns can control it by himself, but Professor Binns is very satisfied with the fact that he is shining, so he has never considered turning off the light at all, and he still looks slow like this. Tun Tun, rigid, but extremely happy in his heart, said goodbye to Jing Jing and others and went back.

Before leaving, Professor Binns also sent him a gift in return, which was a huge "A Thousand Year History of Magic in the Magic World", which was twice as thick as turning heads.

After seeing this book, the corners of Severus's mouth couldn't help twitching, and said: "I heard that this book is in the collection of Professor Binns, and he can give you this book. He was really pleased with the gift you brought him."