1 and 12 journeys

The two left Allen's bar together. As soon as Shen Dunuan started the car, he heard a "beep beep" safety reminder, so he had to stop and remind the co-pilot Wang Shiguang: "Seat belt."

Wang Shiguang leaned his head against the car window, and did not respond to Shen Du's reminder.

Shen Du had no choice but to reach out and push Wang Shiguang's shoulder, who seemed to be drunk: "Quickly fasten your seat belt."

Wang Shiguang seemed to be awakened suddenly, opened his eyes with difficulty and replied, "Oh." He reached out and pulled the seat belt over his body, but the buckle couldn't fit.

Shen Du sighed helplessly, reached out and grabbed the buckle to help insert it.

"Why can't I call you Adu?" Wang Shiguang grabbed Shen Du's wrist with his backhand and asked.

Shen Du frowned, and shook off the opponent's hand without hesitation.If Allen had been there, he would have been laughing so hard: this kid is so straight.

Shen Du drove the car into the traffic flow, considering whether to throw this obviously out-of-condition guy at the subway station or open a room and throw him in as he himself said.

"Adu? Adu... Ah, there is a singer named Adu." Wang Shiguang thought about the previous question very seriously, and naturally made an association, so after searching in the brain database, he hummed involuntarily. Come out: "I should be under the car, not in the car, seeing how sweet you are, this way, it will be easier for me to give up, give me the courage to leave..."

Shen Du, who didn't care about driving at all, was getting darker and darker, and he could already see the raised veins on the back of his hand that was holding the steering wheel tightly.

After singing this, his misty eyes suddenly lit up, he sat up and turned his head to grab Shen Du's arm, and asked, "Hey, you probably saw your girlfriend cheating on you in the car too..."

"Squeak!—" A sharp brake sound pierced the night sky, and Wang Shiguang, who left the back of the seat, couldn't resist the inertia and hit the side of the front console. Fortunately, the seat belt was still on, and the impact was not very strong, and it was very fast. Bounced back into the chair.

The sudden braking caused Shen Du's body to suffer a great impact, but what made him even angrier was that the hand that was holding his arm still didn't let go, and it hurt him.

In the middle of the night, a car was parked at an angle on the side of the road, street lights shone into the car, and two figures faced each other.

Wang Shiguang's head felt dizzy and hurt, but his usually stupid mouth couldn't stop at this time: "Oh, you should be your boyfriend. But it doesn't matter, Adu, forget about him, I'll chase you. "

Seeing Wang Shiguang staring at him with hope and hope, Shen Du laughed back angrily, his dark eyes were terribly dark.

"Heh, how are you going to chase me?"

"Hmm..." Wang Shiguang, who has zero emotional experience, really doesn't know how to pursue others in the right way, and that's why he followed Shen Du for more than a month. The result is obvious. Shen Dudang was disgusted by the pervert.Looking down and thinking for a long time, he suddenly thought of something, finally let go of Shen Du's hand, then took out his wallet from his trouser pocket, pulled out his salary card and handed it to Shen Du:

"Here, all my money will be under your control in the future. Who told you to be the God of Wealth? The password is the date of my entry. I think it can be changed to your birthday. By the way, what is your birthday? My birthday is X month X day. I will help you repair the computer and anti-virus, I can’t cook, but the dumplings I make are delicious, and they all praise that the toilet I clean is very clean. I like watching science fiction movies, if you like watching finance and economics I will also watch the news with you. In the future, I will buy you the best African coffee beans, buy the best cat food for persimmon, and treat it like our daughter. I want to be with you like my parents and grandma Live the same way, if you like young people, you can't change your ID card, but I will learn how to maintain it with my assistants, and I will never do anything that makes you want to get under the car..."

What Wang Shiguang said was confusing and illogical, but Shen Du was stunned for a moment when he saw the bank, bank, and card, and then he listened to all the rest of the rambling words, but when he heard the last sentence, he couldn't wait to shake people. Kick out of the car.

"If possible, I still want to take your car to work. I can take the subway to the convenience store to wait for you at work. After work, I will take the subway home from your terminal station. I just want to stay with you for a while, you If you don’t want to drive me, just let me drive. Also, I think the name Adu is nice, and I want to call you that. If you find it difficult to accept this name, I suggest that you can reformat your hard disk, so that It will be easier for me to rewrite it. I can help you with this. I will also help you build a firewall. Small programs like those in bars may be viruses or Trojan horses. They must be checked and killed every week, and those that have not evolved completely must be killed. , By the way, write an infinite loop for our program, no matter restarting, reinstalling, or formatting, it will automatically run the infinite loop..."

The muttering of running farther and farther gradually made Shen Du dumbfounded, until Wang Shiguang's voice disappeared, Shen Du didn't know how long it took to recover, twitched the corners of his mouth, and restarted the car.

The next day, Wang Shiguang woke up in a small hotel, holding his head and finally remembered what happened in the bar, but he forgot everything after leaving the bar.

Sure enough... I still lost myself here, although it was better than losing myself at the subway station, but I didn't expect Shen Du to pick me up back to his home.

Wang Shiguang had a bad start and was criticized by Xiao Jiang when he returned home.

"You didn't know that you would be broken after drinking a little wine!? You are so courageous that you dare to drink in a gay bar. If you are kidnapped, you will not be left with scum after being eaten on the cliff today!?"

"I went out with Shen Du...he didn't eat..." Wang Shiguang felt a little regretful.

"He probably can't stand your chattering after drinking, it's too annoying!" He still loves serious chatter, talking can choke people to death, and most people can't handle it, Xiao Jiang raised his forehead.

"Ah... Is that so..." Wang Shiguang was inexplicably guilty, not knowing what nonsense he was talking about in front of Shen Du.

Going to work on Monday is naturally nervous, and I get up early habitually, but now I don’t have to go to the southern terminal to wait for Shen Du, and I no longer need to go to the finance department to help. The only chance to meet is in the company cafeteria.

Wang Shiguang queued up behind Shen Du to pick up food after a few people. When it was his turn, he ordered a few of the same food as Shen Du. When he swiped his meal card, he found that the balance in the card was insufficient. But I found that I forgot to withdraw cash on weekends, and I couldn't even find my salary card!The food has already been ordered, and the cashier and the people in the queue behind are urging, which makes Wang Shiguang feel so embarrassed that he is looking up to see if there is a colleague he knows to borrow some. Two 100 yuan are held out in front of him, and Turned a corner and handed it directly to the cashier.

Wang Shiguang held the meal card returned to him with the top-up value by the cashier, looked at Shen Du's back, and was stunned for a while.

After work, Shen Du was not surprised to see Wang Shiguang next to his car.

"Manager Shen, thank you today." Wang Shiguang held the 200 cash he borrowed from Xiao Jiang and handed it to Shen Du.

Shen Du just stared at him for a while, then walked around him to unlock it: "Get in the car."

Wang Shiguang used the excuse of repaying the money to come over and wait. At this time, he was invited to get in the car and took the surprise as a surprise for a while. He was a little guilty, afraid that Shen Du let him get in the car to settle the debt on Friday night, and he would not be bloody. He drank too much and spit on him or in the car... But even if he was punished, of course he had to take the blame, so he got into the passenger seat without hesitation.

Feeling apprehensive all the way, he swallowed as much as he wanted to open his mouth.

Shen Du, who was peeking aside, was not as unhappy as he imagined, and the lines of his face looked softer than when he met him in the company.

When he was approaching the subway station, Wang Shiguang caught a glimpse of a very familiar card in the storage compartment next to the handbrake, and was about to reach out to take a look, when he heard:

"What? Want to take it back?"

"Ah?" With a shake of his hand, the card fell back into the grid again. Wang Shiguang saw clearly the pinyin of the embossed name on the card, "My...salary card?"

Shen Du didn't answer him, and parked the car firmly in front of the convenience store at the subway station, then took out his wallet, swiped out five hundred-yuan bills, and handed them to Wang Shiguang with a dull face: "Your living expenses for this month."

"???" Wang Shiguang was startled, he took a breath, and squeezed his thigh vigorously with shaking hands, it really hurt!

"I take care of the money, you fix the computer, and you clean the toilet. I don't like eating dumplings and reading financial news, but you have to buy me the best coffee beans and cat food. You can call me Adu when you're not in the company. Wait here at 8:[-] tomorrow morning. You can get out of the car."

"!!! Hiccup!" Wang Shiguang didn't take the breath well before, and started to hiccup again.

Shen Du didn't like to see himself take a step closer, but Wang Shiguang took a step back, and immediately turned black and squinted and asked: "What? You said you wanted to chase me just talking nonsense? What you did before Is the promise just to release P?"

"Of course not!" Wang Shiguang Shuangshang went online urgently, yelled, and then asked cautiously, "Hi! Then did you let me chase you?"

Not surprisingly, he was kicked out of the car.

The author has something to say: This drinking capacity is no longer sei, and I feel the same way.

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"He must love you very much" Adu

i hid in the car

holding champagne

want to give you

birthday surprise

you get closer

there are two voices

I was caught off guard

just stand there

i should be under the car

shouldn't be in the car

see how sweet you are

Thus

I'm also more likely to die

give me the courage to leave

He must love you very much

compare me too

It's just a break up

1 minute only

He must love you very much

please you better than me

won't be childish like me

embarrass you