old man in white

Chapter 19 The Shit-Smelling Lin Fan

"Hey, boss, do you know the inn on the corner of the street, how is the business?"

"Corner on the street? That one, I know something about it. That inn doesn't have many customers every day, and the room price is tens of pennies more expensive than other inns. After so many years, it's still in business."

"Lin Fan, why don't you leave? Aren't you going to buy a horse?" Tang Ling waited at the door of the store for a while, and yelled when she saw that Lin Fan hadn't come out yet.

"Oh, I'm asking the boss for directions, what's the rush?"

The two turned right and crossed two streets to the horse market.

"Tang Ling, since you have been around horses since childhood, you should know how to choose a horse, right?"

"Little case, let me buy the horse."

"That feeling couldn't be better. Here you are, this is more than half of the money. You go pick a horse. I suddenly have a stomachache. I want to find a latrine."

"Okay, then hurry up."

Lin Fan found a hut to enter, and it took a lot of effort to climb out from the back wall of the hut... When he climbed the wall, ten thousand alpacas galloped past in Lin Fan's heart: Is ancient shit so stinky?I feel sorry for the clothes I just bought, and my body smells like shit.

It was already dark when Lin Fan returned to the horse market. Seeing Tang Ling sitting on the steps with two horses alone, wondering what he was thinking, Lin Fan felt inexplicably distressed by this scene.

"Why are you sitting on the ground? It's so cold."

"Also talk about me, why did you come back? It's been almost an hour."

"Didn't you say you had diarrhea? You have a problem with me going to the toilet for a long time."

"Stay away from me, it smells like shit."

Nima!I still feel sorry for you because of labor and capital, Lin Fan just thought about it in his heart, of course he didn't say it.

"Lin Fan, why are you still carrying such a big burden?"

"This is what we need on the road, such as dry food, compass and so on. Let's not talk about it, go back quickly, the inn has free meals, hurry up and taste the taste of ancient rice."

"Eat it with you, no matter how fragrant it is, it will taste like shit."

Nima...

"Let's go back on horseback, my riding skills are almost rusty."

"Um... just a few streets, let's go back. You see there are so many people on the street, what if the horse goes crazy and bumps into someone?" Lin Fan realized that Nima himself doesn't know how to ride a horse at all!Although he could ride a horse in his previous life, it was his previous life after all!It has nothing to do with me!Why did I insist on going to Qinling on horseback?Isn't a carriage better!Well, this money can't afford a carriage.

"Okay, then I'll give you one, let's take it back together."

When the two arrived at the inn, the waiter didn't come out, but the boss came out instead.

"The meals prepared for the two of you have already been sent upstairs. Let me take this horse to the backyard for you."

The two gave the horse to the boss, and climbed upstairs into the room.

"I haven't eaten all day, I'm starving to death!" Lin Fan ignored Tang Ling and started eating by himself.

"You!" Tang Ling pointed at Lin Fan and said, "You go to the window to eat, the smell of feces on your body affects my mood when eating."

Lin Fan looked at Tang Ling sadly, well who made him smell like shit.Lin Fan picked up the bowl and added a few chopsticks to the food, then took it to the window to eat,

"This room is extremely stuffy, and the boss doesn't even open the windows to let in some air." Lin Fan opened the windows as he spoke.After eating seventy percent full, Lin Fan was in a good mood,

"Ah, look at the bright moonlight, it's so bright..." Lin Fan suddenly stopped talking.

"Brilliant what?" Tang Ling asked, "You don't know how to sing a poem, do you?"

"Stars?" Lin Fan asked suspiciously.

"What star?"

"Tang Ling, come and take a look! Why are there no stars in the sky??!"

"Isn't it normal that there are no stars? It must be cloudy."

"No, the moon is clearly in the sky, the weather is very clear, but there are not a single star!"

Tang Ling heard that Lin Fan had no stars, so she also walked to the window and looked out.

"Hey, it's really true. Are there no stars in the ancient sky? It's unscientific. Ah, I understand. It's normal for unscientific things to happen in dreams. It's normal." Tang Ling continued eating without thinking too much.

No, this is clearly not a dream!Why were there no stars in the ancient sky, only the moon and the sun?Lin Fan tried his best to search for the memory fragments of his previous life in his mind, but found that there was nothing about stars.The more Lin Fan thought about it, the more dizzy he became: Oops, has his illness flared up again?Gradually, his eyes became blurred, and he seemed to see Tang Ling fainted on the table before he passed out, and then Lin Fan didn't know anything.

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