[Net King] Uncle, you are arrogant!
Chapter 1 The gap between dreams and reality
【If dreams can predict the future...】
Such a sentence suddenly sounded in my ears, the voice was very deep, and it was impossible to distinguish between men and women, as if it came from a distant valley, the volume was not loud but the eardrums hurt.
There was a trance in my brain, and I opened my eyes suddenly, a beam of strong light shot directly into the fundus of my eyes, I tried to blink a few times to get used to the light.
When I opened my eyes again, I was shocked to find that I was in front of a gate similar to a Beijing courtyard house. There was a bustling crowd in front of me. There were firecrackers and firecrackers hanging on the door, and red double happiness was posted on the double-opening door panels. I often saw this My century old TV show reacted immediately.
The family is having a wedding, but they don't know whether they are going to marry their daughter or go back to marry.
But, I soon found out...
"Oh, Qingyang, why are you still here, hurry up and change clothes, the bride is still waiting at her mother's house, don't miss the auspicious time~"
=mouth=! !scare! !
No, isn't it? !
I stretched out my index finger tremblingly and pointed at the tip of my nose, my tone of voice was almost distorted in disbelief, and I stared at my friend with big eyes without blinking: "Lily, you...let me marry the bride!?"
Today's Bai Lili is very festive in a light pink long dress. Her long hair, which is usually heroic and ponytailed, has changed her hairstyle against her personality. She has two vulgar braids, as if she dislikes the monotony of dressing up. , she also tied two red bows on the two braids.
This makes it difficult for me, who is used to seeing her neutral dress, to adapt to her 'whims'.
Lily rolled her eyes at me unceremoniously, hating iron for nothing, with her hands on her hips, that face with heavy makeup was the best interpretation of horror and ferocity in my eyes at this time.
"Idiot, isn't it you or me? Have you forgotten that I'm already married?"
puff--! ! !
I can guarantee that this is definitely the sound of me spurting blood.
Who can tell me how this is the case ah?From ancient times to the present, men marry wives and women marry and leave the house. Why is everything turned upside down when it comes to me? !
I was dragged into the gate by Lily helplessly, and walked into a room. The room was full of joy and bright red. I could tell that this was a new house. If I was not the person involved, I would definitely be curious inside and out. Watching and watching from outside, but now I am not in the mood at all.
Forced to change into a bright red wedding dress, he was pushed outside the door again. At some point, a car was parked in front of the door. It was different from the four wheels of ordinary wedding cars, and it was not a retro eight-carrying sedan chair. There are only three wheels.I stared at the tricycle with a face of confusion, feeling that everything that happened today was beyond imagination.
"What are you still doing here! Hurry up and get in the car~" Lily pushed me, and immediately brought me back to my senses.
I twisted my stiff neck like a machine, and my face was cramped: "This, can't it be the car I'm going to pick up the bride..."
Like every young girl, I also fantasize every day that a prince charming will drive a BMW to marry me in the future, and we have lived a happy and beautiful fairy tale life since then.
Looking at all the strange scenes in front of me, I roared in my heart, where is my Prince Charming? !Where the hell is my BMW? !
Lily smiled and waved the red handkerchief on her hand, her expression was similar to that of a matchmaker: "The wedding company doesn't have any extra cars recently, so you can make do with it."
Damn!I don't want to make do with it!How many times can a person get married in a lifetime, just send me away like this, I don't agree!
At this time, firecrackers were lit at the door, and I was so scared that I was unprepared and shivered. I was pulled by Lily into the tricycle that I thought was ashamed to go to my grandma's house, and I married a bride and came back to live a happy fairy tale life. The 'Prince Charming'.
……
The 'Bride' covered her face with a red hijab, so she couldn't see her true face clearly under this hijab, but she was a head and a half taller than me and had a stalwart figure... No matter how you looked at it, she was a man...
Phew~ I was scared to death, I thought that if I become a groom, I will marry a woman and go home. If this is the case, why not let me go to SHI!
According to Lily's guidance and instructions, I drove that windy tricycle back to the courtyard where I set out just now, and the sound of firecrackers, gongs and drums blared, which made me a little carried away. Anyway, it's not me who gets married, I'm the one who gets married. No matter how you think about it, you won't suffer.
After the traditional worship to parents, Lily raised her voice and shouted: "Now the groom can kiss your bride~"
What the hell? ! Isn't the face of the 'bridal bride' only seen in the bridal chamber?
I habitually bit my fingernails, and reluctantly stretched out my hand to uncover the red hijab of the person in front of me. When I thought that the first kiss I had kept for so many years would be ruined here, the joy and discovery that I had at first were almost negligible. thrown into outer space.
"..." ← This is the only symbol that can express my mood after looking at my 'wife' face. I rolled my eyes and passed out in disappointment.
I'm absolutely crazy today!No one told me that the 'bride' is a person without facial features!Before I fainted, I was still cursing the cheating of this wedding.
……
[Suppose, there is an opportunity for you to go back to the past and travel to the future, what would you most want to have? 】
It was the same voice that first appeared in my mind, and I couldn't tell the difference between male and female. This time I decided not to sit still and try my best to argue with the owner of this voice.
"What if, what if?! How can there be so many ifs!" I was so angry that I wanted to get up and express my dissatisfaction with actions, but unfortunately my limbs seemed to be disobedient and suppressed by someone, and I couldn't move no matter what.
Another strong light shone on the top of my head. I lamented my "fate" in my heart, but I opened my eyes helplessly. When I saw what was so dazzling, I found that it was only on the operating table of the hospital. The shadowless lamp that can only be seen.
The sound of footsteps walking back and forth approached, and two doctors in green surgical gowns each pressed down one of my bent legs, and what one of them said immediately turned me over.
"Madam, spread your legs quickly, otherwise how will you have a baby?"
=Dish=! ! !Tuyan! ! !
Girl, I'm underage!Give birth to your sister's child!
"I, I don't want to give birth!! I don't want to~~" I lay on the operating table in the delivery room and struggled desperately, but I still couldn't get up from above.
"Ma'am, you can't be willful at this time, you will see your baby soon." The doctor gently calmed my excitement, and tried hard to separate my legs to the two sides.
I lowered my eyes to look at my round belly, and my heart was tangled up.
Do you want to be so exaggerated...
At this time, I was already full of jealousy, and I refused to cooperate no matter what.
The doctor saw my firm expression of "I just don't give birth, what can you do to me", and sighed, just when I thought she had decided to give up, she took a scalpel from the plate, with a serious face and a cautious look. His tone of voice was paired with the gleaming scalpel, and my heart skipped a beat.
"Then there is no other way, just open a hole in your stomach and take the child!"
ah! ?Well, so bloody!
So, when I was unable to save myself, the doctor held a sharp scalpel, like slaughtering a pig, raised the knife and dropped it...
"what--!!!"
******
"Ah-!!! It hurts!!!"
A scream came from a household in a certain city in China.
The girl named Duanmu Qingyang jumped up from the sofa like burning her buttocks. She covered her stomach with her hands and cried with a mournful face, thinking that the cruel doctor really gave her a knife.
"How decent is it to sleep in broad daylight!" Duanmuyin looked at his granddaughter's unrecognizable jumping feet, his eyes widened in indisputable anger, and he was still holding his crime tool in his hand-newly bought at the market yesterday feather duster.
But, he spanked her butt, why is this girl covering her stomach...
With tears in her eyes, Qingyang complained softly about her grandfather's strictness: "Grandpa, I didn't sleep well last night."
Duanmuyin could tell at a glance that the girl was pretending to be pitiful. The grey-haired old man with a serious Chinese face pulled him coldly and said, "Are you playing games again? Have you finished your homework?"
Qingyang scratched her somewhat messy long black hair in embarrassment, and coughed lightly: "Not yet..."
As expected, the grandfather's roar almost knocked the roof over: "You haven't finished your homework on a weekend! It's a bad family! It's a bad family! Go face the wall for me!!"
Qingyang covered her ears and curled her lips. No matter how much dissatisfaction she felt in her heart, she didn't dare to express it directly, so she obediently ran to the wall where she often stood, and lowered her head—to face the wall.
Duanmuyin said in his mouth, "I don't live up to it. I think I, Duanmuyin, is also an intellectual. How can I educate a descendant like Duanmu Qingyang?" 'He walked into his room with his hands behind his back.
Qingyang touched her nose knowingly that she was right. She had heard this sentence for several years, and her grandfather would not change his lines.
I remember that when she was reborn in this world 15 years ago, the first person she saw was her grandfather. At that time, her grandfather’s hair was not so white. The 15 years passed quickly, and she gradually learned to speak. , learned to run and jump, and it was her grandfather who taught her the most.
Because of the winter she was born in, in order to make her as enthusiastic and energetic as the sun in the sky even in winter, her grandfather named her Duanmu Qingyang.
Yes, she took her mother's surname, so she never met her biological father.
According to her grandfather, her biological father was a heartless man, and she must not go to Japan to study for three years like her mother, and just leave his heart there and never get it back.
When Qingyang heard that grandpa closed the door of the room, she dared to raise one eyelid slightly, looked around for the quietness restored in the living room, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Turning her head slightly to look at her figure reflected on the window glass next to her, she somehow recalled the dream that made it difficult for her to distinguish the real from the fake.
Huh? ? !The belly seems to be really big...
"Bah bah! I'm fat!" Touching her belly that has grown a lot of flesh recently, Qingyang covered her face with one hand in pain: "I'm sure I'm daydreaming."
Such a sentence suddenly sounded in my ears, the voice was very deep, and it was impossible to distinguish between men and women, as if it came from a distant valley, the volume was not loud but the eardrums hurt.
There was a trance in my brain, and I opened my eyes suddenly, a beam of strong light shot directly into the fundus of my eyes, I tried to blink a few times to get used to the light.
When I opened my eyes again, I was shocked to find that I was in front of a gate similar to a Beijing courtyard house. There was a bustling crowd in front of me. There were firecrackers and firecrackers hanging on the door, and red double happiness was posted on the double-opening door panels. I often saw this My century old TV show reacted immediately.
The family is having a wedding, but they don't know whether they are going to marry their daughter or go back to marry.
But, I soon found out...
"Oh, Qingyang, why are you still here, hurry up and change clothes, the bride is still waiting at her mother's house, don't miss the auspicious time~"
=mouth=! !scare! !
No, isn't it? !
I stretched out my index finger tremblingly and pointed at the tip of my nose, my tone of voice was almost distorted in disbelief, and I stared at my friend with big eyes without blinking: "Lily, you...let me marry the bride!?"
Today's Bai Lili is very festive in a light pink long dress. Her long hair, which is usually heroic and ponytailed, has changed her hairstyle against her personality. She has two vulgar braids, as if she dislikes the monotony of dressing up. , she also tied two red bows on the two braids.
This makes it difficult for me, who is used to seeing her neutral dress, to adapt to her 'whims'.
Lily rolled her eyes at me unceremoniously, hating iron for nothing, with her hands on her hips, that face with heavy makeup was the best interpretation of horror and ferocity in my eyes at this time.
"Idiot, isn't it you or me? Have you forgotten that I'm already married?"
puff--! ! !
I can guarantee that this is definitely the sound of me spurting blood.
Who can tell me how this is the case ah?From ancient times to the present, men marry wives and women marry and leave the house. Why is everything turned upside down when it comes to me? !
I was dragged into the gate by Lily helplessly, and walked into a room. The room was full of joy and bright red. I could tell that this was a new house. If I was not the person involved, I would definitely be curious inside and out. Watching and watching from outside, but now I am not in the mood at all.
Forced to change into a bright red wedding dress, he was pushed outside the door again. At some point, a car was parked in front of the door. It was different from the four wheels of ordinary wedding cars, and it was not a retro eight-carrying sedan chair. There are only three wheels.I stared at the tricycle with a face of confusion, feeling that everything that happened today was beyond imagination.
"What are you still doing here! Hurry up and get in the car~" Lily pushed me, and immediately brought me back to my senses.
I twisted my stiff neck like a machine, and my face was cramped: "This, can't it be the car I'm going to pick up the bride..."
Like every young girl, I also fantasize every day that a prince charming will drive a BMW to marry me in the future, and we have lived a happy and beautiful fairy tale life since then.
Looking at all the strange scenes in front of me, I roared in my heart, where is my Prince Charming? !Where the hell is my BMW? !
Lily smiled and waved the red handkerchief on her hand, her expression was similar to that of a matchmaker: "The wedding company doesn't have any extra cars recently, so you can make do with it."
Damn!I don't want to make do with it!How many times can a person get married in a lifetime, just send me away like this, I don't agree!
At this time, firecrackers were lit at the door, and I was so scared that I was unprepared and shivered. I was pulled by Lily into the tricycle that I thought was ashamed to go to my grandma's house, and I married a bride and came back to live a happy fairy tale life. The 'Prince Charming'.
……
The 'Bride' covered her face with a red hijab, so she couldn't see her true face clearly under this hijab, but she was a head and a half taller than me and had a stalwart figure... No matter how you looked at it, she was a man...
Phew~ I was scared to death, I thought that if I become a groom, I will marry a woman and go home. If this is the case, why not let me go to SHI!
According to Lily's guidance and instructions, I drove that windy tricycle back to the courtyard where I set out just now, and the sound of firecrackers, gongs and drums blared, which made me a little carried away. Anyway, it's not me who gets married, I'm the one who gets married. No matter how you think about it, you won't suffer.
After the traditional worship to parents, Lily raised her voice and shouted: "Now the groom can kiss your bride~"
What the hell? ! Isn't the face of the 'bridal bride' only seen in the bridal chamber?
I habitually bit my fingernails, and reluctantly stretched out my hand to uncover the red hijab of the person in front of me. When I thought that the first kiss I had kept for so many years would be ruined here, the joy and discovery that I had at first were almost negligible. thrown into outer space.
"..." ← This is the only symbol that can express my mood after looking at my 'wife' face. I rolled my eyes and passed out in disappointment.
I'm absolutely crazy today!No one told me that the 'bride' is a person without facial features!Before I fainted, I was still cursing the cheating of this wedding.
……
[Suppose, there is an opportunity for you to go back to the past and travel to the future, what would you most want to have? 】
It was the same voice that first appeared in my mind, and I couldn't tell the difference between male and female. This time I decided not to sit still and try my best to argue with the owner of this voice.
"What if, what if?! How can there be so many ifs!" I was so angry that I wanted to get up and express my dissatisfaction with actions, but unfortunately my limbs seemed to be disobedient and suppressed by someone, and I couldn't move no matter what.
Another strong light shone on the top of my head. I lamented my "fate" in my heart, but I opened my eyes helplessly. When I saw what was so dazzling, I found that it was only on the operating table of the hospital. The shadowless lamp that can only be seen.
The sound of footsteps walking back and forth approached, and two doctors in green surgical gowns each pressed down one of my bent legs, and what one of them said immediately turned me over.
"Madam, spread your legs quickly, otherwise how will you have a baby?"
=Dish=! ! !Tuyan! ! !
Girl, I'm underage!Give birth to your sister's child!
"I, I don't want to give birth!! I don't want to~~" I lay on the operating table in the delivery room and struggled desperately, but I still couldn't get up from above.
"Ma'am, you can't be willful at this time, you will see your baby soon." The doctor gently calmed my excitement, and tried hard to separate my legs to the two sides.
I lowered my eyes to look at my round belly, and my heart was tangled up.
Do you want to be so exaggerated...
At this time, I was already full of jealousy, and I refused to cooperate no matter what.
The doctor saw my firm expression of "I just don't give birth, what can you do to me", and sighed, just when I thought she had decided to give up, she took a scalpel from the plate, with a serious face and a cautious look. His tone of voice was paired with the gleaming scalpel, and my heart skipped a beat.
"Then there is no other way, just open a hole in your stomach and take the child!"
ah! ?Well, so bloody!
So, when I was unable to save myself, the doctor held a sharp scalpel, like slaughtering a pig, raised the knife and dropped it...
"what--!!!"
******
"Ah-!!! It hurts!!!"
A scream came from a household in a certain city in China.
The girl named Duanmu Qingyang jumped up from the sofa like burning her buttocks. She covered her stomach with her hands and cried with a mournful face, thinking that the cruel doctor really gave her a knife.
"How decent is it to sleep in broad daylight!" Duanmuyin looked at his granddaughter's unrecognizable jumping feet, his eyes widened in indisputable anger, and he was still holding his crime tool in his hand-newly bought at the market yesterday feather duster.
But, he spanked her butt, why is this girl covering her stomach...
With tears in her eyes, Qingyang complained softly about her grandfather's strictness: "Grandpa, I didn't sleep well last night."
Duanmuyin could tell at a glance that the girl was pretending to be pitiful. The grey-haired old man with a serious Chinese face pulled him coldly and said, "Are you playing games again? Have you finished your homework?"
Qingyang scratched her somewhat messy long black hair in embarrassment, and coughed lightly: "Not yet..."
As expected, the grandfather's roar almost knocked the roof over: "You haven't finished your homework on a weekend! It's a bad family! It's a bad family! Go face the wall for me!!"
Qingyang covered her ears and curled her lips. No matter how much dissatisfaction she felt in her heart, she didn't dare to express it directly, so she obediently ran to the wall where she often stood, and lowered her head—to face the wall.
Duanmuyin said in his mouth, "I don't live up to it. I think I, Duanmuyin, is also an intellectual. How can I educate a descendant like Duanmu Qingyang?" 'He walked into his room with his hands behind his back.
Qingyang touched her nose knowingly that she was right. She had heard this sentence for several years, and her grandfather would not change his lines.
I remember that when she was reborn in this world 15 years ago, the first person she saw was her grandfather. At that time, her grandfather’s hair was not so white. The 15 years passed quickly, and she gradually learned to speak. , learned to run and jump, and it was her grandfather who taught her the most.
Because of the winter she was born in, in order to make her as enthusiastic and energetic as the sun in the sky even in winter, her grandfather named her Duanmu Qingyang.
Yes, she took her mother's surname, so she never met her biological father.
According to her grandfather, her biological father was a heartless man, and she must not go to Japan to study for three years like her mother, and just leave his heart there and never get it back.
When Qingyang heard that grandpa closed the door of the room, she dared to raise one eyelid slightly, looked around for the quietness restored in the living room, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Turning her head slightly to look at her figure reflected on the window glass next to her, she somehow recalled the dream that made it difficult for her to distinguish the real from the fake.
Huh? ? !The belly seems to be really big...
"Bah bah! I'm fat!" Touching her belly that has grown a lot of flesh recently, Qingyang covered her face with one hand in pain: "I'm sure I'm daydreaming."
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