Naruto North and South

According to age from oldest to youngest, it is such an arrangement.

Uchiha Shige, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Sarana and Ye Wugu are the same.

Uchiha Zhige is the cub of Obito and Kakashi, Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Sarana are Uchiha Itachi and Haruno, ah, no, Uchiha Sakura’s cub, Ye Wuguyi is Konan And Saraki Kita's cub.

The thing is like this, when Orochimaru was researching cloning technology, same-sex birth was an accidental product of this great technology. After learning about the development of this technology, several people in Akatsuki volunteered to make the first batch of experimental mice, and then These cubs were born, ah, the fraternal twins Uchiha Shisui and Uchiha Zuarana are not a product of this technology.

Anyway, the cubs landed one after another.

By the way, in the first few years the brats weren't called brats, they were usually called little babes, and then... well, it was all tears.

Probably because of the same age, or because they have crawled all over the ground together since they were babies, these cubs play very well.

In terms of talent, Zhige followed Kakashi, inherited good genes, and is a genius with good ability; Shisui followed Sakura, and has a good mind, but this ninjutsu talent, compared with his peers That's much better; Zuo Liangna followed Itachi, and it's not an exaggeration to say that it's a rare sight in a century, but it's still a lot worse than Zhige; as for her own son, Xiao Nan is very satisfied, and she followed her own , can be described as a genius, but like Zhishui, it is not as good as Zhige, but it is definitely better than Zhishui.

This is in terms of talent.

As for character.

Xiao Nan was sure that none of these cubs belonged to them, otherwise they wouldn't have changed from 'little babies' to little cubs.

When Konan began to reflect on whether it was right or wrong to give the name of Teacher Gu Yi to his son, Itachi also began to think about whether it was good or bad to give Shisui's name to his son, only Obito and Kakashi patted their chests Shunqi eased the fear at that time

——Fortunately, I didn't give Lin's name to this kid, it scared the baby to death...

Fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-'Xiao' cubs.

Well, this is the most reasonable saying of Xiaozhong Base.

When the cubs of 'Xiao' were three years old, there was not a single day when the chickens raised in the cafeteria of the base were not frightened, lacked a pinch of hair, or were smeared so that even the mother of the chickens did not know each other. Poor chickens who died young, if the chickens were listed one by one, it would be possible to write a history of bitter blood and tears about a chicken.

As for the 'difficult times' of this flock of chickens, this is how the youngsters responded.

Zhige said: It keeps staring at me.

Zhishui said: "It always mocks me."

Zuo Liangna said: It always annoys me.

Gu Yi said: It always squints at me.

People have a chicken. If the chicken doesn’t crow, is it still called a chicken? !People's eyes grow on both sides of the head. If you look straight at you, is it still called a chicken? !People don't know what sarcasm is, eh, by the way, Zhishui, you know the word 'sarcasm' so early, has your father 'brainwashed' you again? !How many times have I said it, don't listen to your dad, your dad has a brain problem!

To be honest, even Nagato couldn't stand the scene where the cafeteria uncle came to Xiaonan crying.

Then Nagato said.

—Forget it, kids, you just have nothing to do all day long, so start studying tomorrow.

Two years later, Nagato really wanted to go back and strangle himself who said this.

Reading, writing, basic training.

The bad thing is the basic training.

The cubs started to get in touch with these at the age of three, and it took half a year to complete the tree climbing training, and another half a year to complete the treading water training. At that time, Nagato was really too young, so young that he felt that he was facing these four When I was a child, I was very talented as a teacher, so I accidentally taught the basic ninjutsu to the children.

At that time, the parents of this group of cubs were too young and naive, too young to stop them; the cubs who thought they were serious about learning ninjutsu finally grew up.

……Then……

They were parents for the first time, all of them drifted away...

I can't wait to teach my own cubs all the gadgets I am proud of.

Unfortunately, they all ignore a serious fact.

Cubs who have become cubs will never turn back into 'babes'.

It was too late when Nagato realized this problem.Because all the feathers of the chickens in the base were gone.This is still in the case of a protective barrier.

The uncle in the canteen looked at the "babies" who had nothing to love, no longer crying, but crying loudly.

The cubs stood in a row that day, and the parents of each family asked their cubs as lovelessly as those bald chickens.

——I just want to know what enmity you have with these chickens? ! !

Zhige said: It stared at me again.

Zhishui said: It mocked me again.

Zuo Liangna said: It harassed me again.

Gu Yi said: Believe me, they really did it first.

The adults shook their heads speechlessly and sighed.

Obito said: No, I can't take it anymore, let's close the small black room.

Kakashi: Close the small black room.

Xiao Nan: Close the little black room.

Saragi Kita: Close the little black house.

Itachi: Can you lock it up a little longer?

That was the first time the cubs were locked in a small black room, which is the time and space of Obito.Then the kids started to be honest, as long as they heard that they were going to be locked up in a dark room, they must be more obedient.Akatsuki felt that they had grasped the weaknesses of the little cubs and started to groan again, no, it should be said that they could sleep peacefully, but it's a pity...

A year later, Uchiha Zhige, a kid with a talent for time and space, learned to fly Thunder God...

Who the hell taught Zhi Gefei Thor? !Ah, no, base resource sharing, who the hell developed Flying Thunder God?Ah, no, Second Hokage, you are crazy, develop Flying Thor! ! !

Now the only thought of Xiaomen is that they hurry up until the day when the cubs go to school, and quickly throw these life-threatening youngsters into the school.

Everyone was so looking forward to it, the night before the entrance examination, Xiaoqun exploded.

Itachi began to think about the days when there were no brats, and he would be able to compete with various cells for Sakura; Obito thought about the days when there were no brats, and he would live a two-person world with Kakashi; Plan where the cub is going to play next when he is not at home.Even Nagato is wondering whether to organize a group to go to the moon for a vacation or something.

It's a pity, how did Uchiha Itachi and the others take the cubs away, and how did they bring the cubs back.Whether it was Itachi's little thought, Obito's little plan, or Konan's and Sarakikita's beautiful plans, all came to naught.

Ye Wuguyi, who has long blue-purple hair, a black-bottomed silver-patterned bathrobe, and two short blades on his waist, has the face of Konan and the eyes of Saragi Kita, but also has a personality that is no one. .

"Mom, I'm back, do you miss me? I miss you~"

The sound came before people arrived, and Xiao Nan, who had already begun to expect to go to the hot springs in Xianchao Province, the land of the original tide, was really panicked when he heard the sound.

"What, what's going on?"

There was a trembling voice when he spoke, and Xiao Nan really didn't bother to comfort his little boy who threw himself into his arms after not seeing him for a day.Well, although she was very happy that the kid would miss her a day after seeing her, shouldn't this kid start his boarding career at the ninjutsu school in Surabaya City? !Why did you run back again? !

Zarakibei's face was full of tears, but Xiaonan couldn't see it.

"Don't mention it, the school won't accept these bastards."

"Mom, what kind of expression do you have? You speak as if I'm bad!"

Xiao Nan couldn't even stand up Xiao Douding, who was sitting tall, protested to his mother with a sad face, then turned to complain to Xiao Nan, "Mom, you don't know, she is too much, I don't even praise me for being the first in the exam, I am After passing Zuo Liangna's test, Zuo Liangna only got 98 shadow parts-body, I got [-], I got more points than her in the first round, and agreed to buy me a new game console , and if she doesn’t buy it for me, she doesn’t even care about me!”

Saraki Kita is suffering.

The teacher asked you to be a separate body, to see your level, who made you four cubs split into a single body, you look at it and scare the group of 'cute'.

The more Gu Yi talked, the more he felt that he was reasonable. He reached out and hugged his mother's neck, and rode on his mother's lap. He turned his head and pretended to be "you are ruthless, you are cruel" to his mother who refused to buy her a game console. Complain about his face, and then turn his head to Xiao Nan to show off.

"Mom, let me tell you, I'm amazing. I broke Zhige's Flying Thunder God. I'm the first among us to break his Flying Thunder God. He, doesn't his technique have to be marked? I got on him, and when he came over, I immediately switched to air combat, he couldn’t fly yet, and then fell down all of a sudden, haha, am I really good?!”

Saraki Kita wanted to cry.

In the ninjutsu competition, the teacher will let you have a sense of fighting. Whoever told you to do it with real knives and guns will scare the teacher.

"Crack~"

With a slap in the face, Gu Xiaodouding kissed his mother's face, trying to flatter her everywhere.

Unfortunately, Xiao Nan couldn't see it.

Listening to her daughter's eloquence, Xiao Nan feels that a better tomorrow will never come.These four cubs have been tossing around like this, if the school can accept them, it would be a ghost! ! !

In the end, Xiao Nan faced the reality and left this kid to the school or something, stop dreaming.

Reaching out to pat the cub who was holding her tightly, Xiao Nan really didn't hesitate to compliment her.

"It's great, wash your hands and eat."

"Hehe~"

The little guy's smiling face was extremely happy, and he kissed his mother's face again with a snap.Xiao Nan, who was taken aback by the kiss, had an ominous premonition, this one kiss is normal, but two kisses, why do you feel so fuzzy?

"Mom, I'm so powerful, can I ask you something?"

really……

"what's up?"

"That, that, Zhishui broke my Erdao Ghost Sword today, can you let my mother teach me the full version, if I don't call back, they will definitely call me the tail of the crane in the future~ "

Uh, let me say one more thing, among the four youngsters, the one called the tail of the crane is Uchiha Shisui...

"Well, no."

"Hey, why, Mom, don't you want me to make you proud?!"

To be honest, Xiao Nan really didn't want to. It was an accident to teach ninjutsu to a few boys back then. This kind of thing must never happen again!

……

Of course, Uchiha Itachi thinks so too.

"Mom, I broke Gu Yi's two-sword ghost sword today. It's the first time I can break her ghost sword style. It's the first time. I broke it myself. I think I can learn how to jump into flames. You Tell Dad to let him teach me~"

With pink semi-long hair, dark eyes, wearing a light gray wide collar and short sleeves, and carrying a small knife, Shishui was very excited to show off today's victory to his mother.

Itachi wants to cry, he can't teach it anymore, he must not teach it anymore, he was crazy to teach Shisui illusion, Shisui shuriken throwing skills, Shisui fire escape, and the boss Back then, I was crazy to teach these brats how to fight. Now where in the base is there a barrier to prevent the brats...

"So what if it's broken, I still won't lose to Gu Yi, if it wasn't for my sister, I'll save you, you'd be ashamed." Zuo Liangna, who has short black hair and a pair of black pupils, reprimanded her very imposingly Looking at my brother.Zhishui turned his head to look at Zuo Liangna with great grief and anger, then turned his head and threw himself on his mother, crying.

"Mum, look at Zuo Liangna bullying me again, she calls me brother in front of everyone, obviously I'm the elder brother!"

Sakura has one head and two big ones.

Zorana has always been fierce towards Shisui and never called brother. Shisui acted coquettishly and cutely in front of her, pretending to be pitiful, and turned around and put bugs in Zorana's cup. It's not a good thing in his heart. The Uchiha brothers OR brothers and sisters All kinds of love each other, how can it be like them.Alas, in this regard, Sakura is really worried...

"Zuo Liangna, Zhishui is the elder brother, and there is Zhishui, don't think that you can show Sharingan in front of your mother and me because you are better at illusion than Zuo Liangna, take back Sharingan for me!"

Blue veins bulged on Sakura's forehead, the water stop closed slowly, and her red eyes turned black again. Zuo Liangna reacted suddenly, and immediately staged a "brother-sister war"

"Uchiha Shisui!!! You're going to cast an illusion on me again!!!"

Zhishui hugged her mother tightly and refused to let go, Zuo Liangna started looking for foreign aid, turned her head to ask her father for help, all kinds of annoyed.

"Dad, look at Zhishui, I vented his anger on him and he bullied me!"

Zuo Liangna didn't want to cry, but was furious. As a daughter, Itachi Uchiha looked at her 'little padded jacket' acting coquettishly and annoyed, and her heart was about to break.He quickly picked up his girl and comforted him, "Okay, okay, don't be angry or angry." When he finished speaking, he turned his head and glanced at the little boy who was still in his wife's arms and said, "Zhishui, how much did you say?" This time, I want to give in to my younger sister, is there anyone like you who is an older brother?"

"My God! Dad, can you stop being so partial, who is being bullied!"

Shisui yelled with an exaggerated expression, pointed at Zuo Liangna and said, "When did she call me brother?"

"When did you have the consciousness of a brother?!"

Zuo Liangna retorted, and sneered, "Zhige knows to let me go, you robbed me of pocket money, and dared to touch my doll, every time you practiced, you made trouble for me!"

"That's why he wants to fuck you!"

"Uchiha Shisui!!! Go to hell with me!!!"

Itachi looked up to the sky and sighed.

——I'm sorry, father, mother, the ancestors of the Uchiha clan, the fine tradition of our family - brother/sibling love, was accidentally buried in the hands of the unfilial son, Uchiha Itachi, I'm sorry, it's all me My fault is that I didn't educate my son well.

Hey, wait, that brat Zhi Ge dares to have unreasonable thoughts about my baby Zuo Liangna? !Damn it, absolutely not, that brat is so ugly and has such a low IQ, how can he be worthy of my sweet baby!

……

To be honest, Uchiha Zhige is not ugly.Silver hair and black eyes, whether it is beauty or talent, he has inherited all the advantages of his fathers, it is this character...

"What's the matter? What kind of expression do you have? It's just a school. Besides, with our ability, what's the point of going to that kind of place other than wasting time? Don't tell me anything about meeting new friends. I'm not an old man. Yi Zhishui and their idiots. After all, why did you sign up for us? Even the one at the end of the crane never thought about going to school. If this is what you planned from the beginning, then Mr. Payne taught us before What's the point?"

Arms crossed, Zhi Ge's calves turned up, he sat on the sofa and looked at his two loveless fathers with those handsome eyes.

No matter how thick-skinned Obito and Kakashi are, at this moment they are too embarrassed to admit that the real reason for this impromptu idea is that they dislike you too much!

"Haha~haha~ Well, don't I want you to make more friends~"

Kakashi hid it with a dry smile, provoking the absolute contempt of his own son.

"Yes, do you want me to tell the real reason?"

Zhige said so, Kakashi and Obito bent forward in frustration at the same time, and said in unison.

"Yes, sorry."

In other words, who is the son?

Little Douding stood up and said coldly, "Forget it, stop talking about eating and studying, Dad, come and help, Father, wash your hands."

Give orders as if he is the head of the family.Uchiha Obito, a man who can live every day, really has no dignity in front of his own son, let him go to wash his hands, and dare not even wipe it with a wet tissue.Just like the "root of all evil" in the past, my son said that he would come to help, and he really didn't dare to waste any time.

Zhige's small body stepped on the low stool and lifted the lid of the pot, and his face turned darker when he saw what was cooking in the pot.

Kakashi smiled and showed his head, really guilty.

"Haha~haha, well, it's nice to have a meal once in a while~"

Zhi Ge calmly put down the lid, and began to put the 'evil' red bean rice into the bowl.

"It doesn't matter, if you like it so much, then start eating it every day from tomorrow."

Kakashi's face under the mask instantly collapsed, and he 'sold out' his boyfriend very neatly, no, his husband, "It's what your father wants to eat, it has nothing to do with me, trust me~"

Obito was horrified, "Kakashi, how could you betray me, you were the one who talked about red bean rice!"

Kakashi, "Eh? Aren't you the one who said you should eat red bean rice on a good day?"

Obito, "Kakashi, you bastard, I didn't say that!"

The six-year-old Xiao Douding had long been accustomed to the back and forth bickering and noise, and silently brought the cooked food to the table.Salt grilled saury, vegetable salad, curry chicken nuggets, and miso soup, except that the ingredients are handled by my father, the rest are all made by Zhige.In Zhi Ge's words - the cooking looks very interesting, let me try it.He said this a year ago, and Zhi Ge has been in charge of the kitchen since then.I didn't see the color and fragrance at the beginning, but now I am striving for perfection.

Well, the saury has been cooking for a little longer, sure enough, Dad shouldn't disturb him in the kitchen next time.

Zhi Ge had already eaten half a bowl of red bean rice, and it was unclear who the two titular 'dads' who proposed to eat red bean rice were to sit down, but fortunately, it was discussed who would bring up the school for his son .

"Stop fighting~"

Uchiha Obito opened his mouth, which can be said to be earnest.

Zhi Ge, "Forget about the school, now we can decide our own lives, so shut up."

Obito Uchiha really wanted to hold his husband and cry bitterly.

So, here comes the question, who is 'Daddy'?

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