"Mr. Zhongyuan."

Chuya raised his face and looked at me with a half-smile: "What, Ms. Fujimaru?"

"Do you think I'm like a hydrogen balloon now?" I hugged the big white fox who buried his face in my arms, trying not to let my head hit the ceiling. kind."

Nakaya inspected me up and down, commented: "Indeed."

Indeed size ah indeed!Put me down quickly, you man in the orange hat!

I tried to move myself in mid-air, but because I had never had any flying experience before, I had to put Tosi on the top of the refrigerator, flapping my legs and pulling my hands, croaking forward like swimming breaststroke.Zhong Ye watched me strenuously swim in the air, and the smile on my face gradually became real: "Have you never flown before?"

I glared at him: "Of course! I'm just an ordinary female high school student who has nothing but gentleness! Who would have the experience of flying in the air at the age of 17—"

Chuya: "I have."

Me: "Really, haha, you are awesome."

……

So you put me down quickly! !

Zhong also saw enough of me flopping about in mid-air, and stretched out his hand: "Come on, come down."

I was just about to ask him how to put me down, but I felt another light touch on my ankle.In an instant, the original sense of swelling disappeared, and I felt the earth's non-stop gravitational force again, and it pulled me, the little traitor, down with force.

A physics problem.Fujimaru Tachika weighs 50KG and is currently 1 meter above the ground. If she lands in free fall, what is her speed when she touches the ground?

Well, it looks like a simple question that can be solved in the first year of high school.Let me make a formula, 2gh=v...

What a fart, if this thing falls to the ground, it's either a sprained ankle or a broken bone!Chuya Nakahara, uh oh oh oh

"Snapped"

……

The expected hard landing did not happen, a pair of strong hands caught me, maybe not even a second after falling, I fell into an embrace exuding a faint smell of gunpowder smoke.

Nakahara also hugged me firmly.

"Why are you afraid of this?" His slightly smiling voice sounded above my head, "Come down quickly, your fox seems to be trying to scratch me."

After I lost my mind for a short time, I immediately stood up straight on the ground with a carp: "Mr. Zhongzhong Zhongyuan H, drink tea!"

"Oh, no need." Chuya

Glancing at the rice cooker that was still working, "Have you guys not had dinner yet? Then I won't delay you. Just remember, when you meet Fitzgerald later, tell him..."

"The port mafia is taking this as a declaration of war."

After Chuya opened the door and went out, the doctor poked his head out from the bathroom: "What is he here for?"

"I don't know, it's so strange." I was a little dazed, "What did you say 'the port mafia regards this as a declaration of war'... What's going on, isn't Mr. Nakahara a friend of Francis?"

Tosi looked up at me with a look of "you idiot", wagging his tail and trying to jump out of my arms.I immediately grabbed his tail: "Don't run away! You haven't combed your hair yet! Doctor, doctor, use your invincible brush to find a way!"

The doctor is not used to me playing Jotaro's quotes in front of him. The big white bear held the brush in its mouth and raised its claws to easily push the fox back into my arms: "Yeah Kamashi."

Tosi waved his four claws in vain: "Boom! Boom! Boom——"

"It turns out that the fox barks like a baby." I asked the doctor to help hold the arctic fox, took the brush and began to comb his white down, "Don't do this, combing is very comfortable. If you don't believe me, ask the doctor!"

The big white bear who was called could only nod stiffly.

In the face of absolute power, Tosi lay flat in despair, his four paws were limp, and he resignedly let me comb from belly to tail.

"That's why I said don't struggle—ah, you have so much fur." ​​I plucked a large group of white fur from the brush, "It's almost summer vacation, and the weather is not suitable for you polar creatures, tonight Let's sleep with the air conditioner on."

The doctor didn't object, and Toss said humbly: "I don't know what the physical pain is, but there is no sweating here, but it is very hot."

Me: "...Why are you changing Gaara's lines again!? How many times did you watch it on my phone when I wasn't paying attention, you vixen!"

Doth: Huh.

After brushing Tuosi's hair, the meal was ready.The white fox escaped from under the polar bear's paw as if he had been pardoned, and ran into the dining room.The doctor followed me to the kitchen and watched me take out the steak that I cooked for them, cut it into pieces, and serve it with rice.The Big Pyrenees stood up, supported by two hind legs, and helped me bring the hot rice bowl to the dining table with the bear's paw.

"It's dinner-"

System: [Dinner is ready——]

When I picked up the chopsticks, I didn't forget to yell at this guy: "It's none of your business, can you eat?"

dr catch

Eating with a large rice spoon and a bowl, Tosi squatted on the two stools piled together and lowered his head to gnaw at the steak cut into small pieces. The system said aggrievedly: [I can’t eat, but I’m also watching you eat! .Eat more, eat more, there are still tasks to do in a while. ] I reached out to pick up the pickled radish: "What task? Are you going to assign us another task?"

[It's not that I assigned tasks to you out of thin air, it's Shibusawa Tatsuhiko who started to make trouble again!If you don't believe me, go to the window and look outside. There is heavy fog again on the streets of Yokohama. ] I put down my chopsticks, comforted the doctor who looked up at me: "I'm going to draw the curtains."

Sure enough, the streets were filled with fog.

"There are going to be victims again." I looked at the street where I could only vaguely see the orange and yellow lights of the street lights, and felt sorry for my supplementary plan that was doomed to fail tonight, "Who is this time?"

【It’s the gentleman who just left your place, but he received an order from his superiors temporarily, so he turned back and killed the carbine to arrest you. 】【Please capture #005 as soon as possible, Nakahara Chuya】

The fog was so thick that it couldn't be dispelled at all, and I couldn't even see the people in front of me clearly when I was in it.According to the map given by the system, I stumbled forward with a flashlight, and almost hit a utility pole on the way.

After hitting the street sign for the third time, the doctor wouldn't let me go by myself.

"Come up."

I grinned and rubbed my blushed forehead, and asked dazedly, "What?"

"Sit up." The polar bear dwarfed beside me.Body, "I'll take you there."

I hesitated: "But, would it be too good to ride on you..."

"It's okay." The big white bear shook his ears.

I clasped the big pyrene bear's shoulders with both hands and tried to lift my legs to straddle his back. The doctor suddenly leaned over, and I exclaimed: "Bo——"

After regaining my senses, I was already lying on the back of this ferocious beast.Even with a person on his back, the doctor stepped forward with brisk steps: "You show the way."

"Ah... ok. Turn left at the intersection ahead—"

I always feel a little embarrassed, after all, I only rode on my father's shoulders when I was a child, and no other man has ever carried me on his back.So I ran out of words and tried to cover up my embarrassment by talking nonsense: "Although the doctor doesn't talk much, he feels that his speech is already very fluent, and he doesn't need to use lines. Are you integrating all the vocabulary yourself?"

The doctor simply replied in a doctoral style: "Yeah."

"It's also very good, so that the doctor can communicate with me normally soon." I rubbed his round ears, "It's just a pity, I really want to hear more of Jotaro's classic lines from you. "

The doctor didn't answer this time.

I was afraid that he would have a grudge, so I quickly explained: "But I didn't regard the doctor as Jotaro's meal replacement! Although you are also dressed in white, you are also voiced by Daisuke Ono, and your voice is as deep as Jotaro, and your personality is also the same. Calm and hidden tenderness - but you are two different individuals! After all, don't associate voice actors with characters, if you don't remember this, brother Kao will knock on my window in the middle of the night."

The doctor breathed out from his nose, which seemed to be the sigh of a bear: "...it's okay."

"Hey, but I'm curious what your real name is, doctor." I scratched my chin, "Could it be Fourteen Pine?"

Doctor: "...Who is Fourteen Pine?"

"I'm just joking." I said quickly, "Ah, stop, Doctor, Mr. Zhongyuan seems to be here."

The polar bear turned slightly sideways, allowing me to slide off his back smoothly.According to the map provided by the system, Zhongye is right where we are standing, but there is nothing around him except thick fog.I turned around in a circle, turned on the flashlight switch in vain, and tried to find around in the fog.The doctor raised his head, twitched his wet black nose, and sniffed the air.

"...smells of cats," he said. "In the trees."

We looked at the green belt on the street in the mist, and the leaves of the camphor tree, which no one usually cares about, rattled softly in the night wind. After a little thought, I decided to climb the tree to have a look.

The doctor asked me to step on his back to borrow strength, and I was very confident: "It's okay, no need! I think I was called the 'Wild Monkey King' by my classmates when I was in elementary school - because I can climb trees! It's time to show Let’s take a look at the real technique! Look at my secret technique—”

"Platinum Star Guda up the tree! Ola!!!"

Doctor: ...don't do that.

All the way, I "Ola Ola Ola Occupation." I climbed the tree happily with my hands and feet, and found the feeling of childhood in a trance.

Ah, I think of running under the sunset that year, when I climbed a tree and smashed the glass of the teaching director's house, and was chased by my mother with a feather duster.

Tears flowed down.

……

System: [You have this time to reminisce about your youth when you recruited cats, teased dogs, chased chickens and ducks, why don't you hurry up and find Zhongyuan Zhongye! ! 】Me: "Hey! You splash AI so you don't know what's good, believe it or not, I unplugged your power supply!"

System: [You can stretch out your hand

We've reached the Central Plains, don't stop here and look into the distance like a monkey, okay? ! 】Me: "You actually said I'm a monkey! Wait, I'm going to swallow the USB flash drive with the 'Panda Burning Incense' virus alive tonight—hey, what did you say, you can reach it with your hands?"

From the tree branch in front of me, there were a few faint movements, as if some small animal was struggling.I grasped the thick branch and slowly moved closer. In the mist that gradually became discernible, I could clearly see what the dark thing was.

It is the top hat on Zhongya's head.

The hat suddenly moved, and I was taken aback: "Cat, he won't turn into a hat, will he?"

[Aren’t you being silly with Jotaro’s meal replacement—he’s in the hat! 】In the hat?

I approached the black hat cautiously, and by the light of the flashlight, I saw clearly the little thing struggling in the hat

This is an orange cat.

It has blue eyes, is covered in orange fur, and is a small orange cat with short claws.

He tried very hard to get out of the hat, but because his claws were too short, he couldn't reach the brim of the hat.If there is too much movement, the hat will fall off the tree, so Xiaoxiaoju can only wave four short claws restrainedly and anxiously, the pink flesh pads are blooming, hooking tender and tender nails in the air randomly Grind...

I:……

ah ah ah ah ah

cat cat! ! ! ! !

I've got cats again—Mom, I've got cats again! ! ! ! !

【Furry Illustration】

#005

Real name: Chuya Nakahara

cv: Taniyama Kisho

Breed: Munchkin bantam

Sex: Male

Appearance: At first glance, it looks like an ordinary orange cat with blue eyes.But the four legs are shorter than ordinary cats, it can be said that it is a corgi among cats-no way, it is a Mankikang short-legged cat after all.

Special ability: I can manipulate gravity to fly up when I work very hard - usually when I see Osamu Dazai's barrage mocking him for having short legs, he flies up angrily and scolds him at the camera.By the way, he can sing very well, as long as he can convince this irascible cat.

Temperament: I don't like being petted or hugged very much, and will unconsciously rub against the breeder's fingers and make meows when they are familiar.The current wish is to customize a hat for cats.All in all, it's still a cute kitty.

Habitat: Yokohama

Diet: Both cat food and special cat food are eaten.Occasionally, he would be fooled by Tosi to instigate him to steal wine, but after a couple of licks, he would be so drunk that he would fall down on the ground and show his belly. Because of his abnormal behavior, he would be found by the breeder and punished to wear an Elizabethan circle with Tosi.

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