furry collection

Miss Yanchuan fell into a blurred trance for a while.Osamu Dazai kindly handed her a clip and said, "If you doubt the reality, use the clip to clamp your face. Come on, you can wake up!"

I watched with sympathy as Ms. Shiokawa took the small plastic clip and mechanically clipped it back and forth on my ear.Stimulated by the slight pain, she looked at Chuya, who was controlled by the doctor under the bear's paw but still unyieldingly meowing "mackerel!!!", with either sad or happy expression.

In between, she understands the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Amen.

System: [I didn't expect to be able to transcend national borders by going to the underworld, boss, bull. ] Me: "Ah? What?"

System: [Nothing, hee hee. 】

Osamu Dazai, who had been missing for nearly a month, appeared in front of people for the first time, but he acted as if we had just met yesterday, sat down in front of the bar in a casual manner, and tapped on the table: "Good afternoon, Lucy Miss, are you in charge of catering in the coffee shop now? I hope the coffee you brew can taste as good as the old shop manager."

Lucy wrinkled her nose, turned into the back kitchen and dumped the mess on me.

The black cat that had been hiding on the top of the cat climbing frame came running like lightning. He braked suddenly a meter away from Dazai, then stared nervously at the young man in white, scrutinizing his expression and hesitating whether to move over .I haven't seen Akutagawa like this before. He pressed his two front paws repeatedly and alternately on the spot, and made a weak "woo... woo..." sound from his throat.Osamu Dazai held his chin, and the corner of his mouth curled into a smile that was not a smile: "What's the matter, Akutagawa, do you have anything to say to me?"

Seeing Akutagawa's anxious look, I stretched out my hand and gently pushed behind the black cat: "It's time for you to contribute to the coffee shop, go to business, Abyssal cat!"

Osamu Dazai asked in a good mood: "Oh? Is it like the business where Chu-chan exposed her belly under the hands of girls in the past? Then I'm looking forward to it."

When Akutagawa heard what Osamu Dazai said, his tail immediately stood up.He stiffly walked in front of Osamu Dazai, lay down with a "plop", rolled over like he did in the past, curled up his limbs, turned his head and closed his eyes in a heroic manner, and faced Osamu Dazai Showing off his equally dark and fluffy belly.

So dedicated!

I can't help but want to overcome the psychological barrier. , Applause for Akutagawa, who took the initiative to show off his cuteness in front of the sponsor!

Osamu Dazai laughed, he stretched out his hand and stroked Akutagawa's belly perfunctorily twice, then patted the head of the black cat whose tail was wagging like a dog: "Okay, if you treat every guest like this , and it will not be the bottom of the popularity list in the store."

Akutagawa's tail drooped limply again.

I picked up the black cat and hugged it into my arms, scratching my chin comfortingly: "It's okay, Jiejie just needs to be herself, and don't have to keep doing things I don't like."

Akutagawa stayed in my arms for a while and then struggled restlessly.I let go of my hand and let him jump onto the table again, and the black cat lay down directly in front of Osamu Dazai with his two front paws in his hands, making it clear that he would not leave.

Osamu Dazai didn't chase him away, and ignored him.He took the coffee from Lucy, blew on the steaming mist, and unexpectedly spoke to the doctor: "What's your name?"

"Doctor." said Great Pyrenees.

"Is your real name Doctor?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows.

I also looked at the polar bear curiously, and the Kanban bear sitting behind the bar said calmly, "My real name is not important, just call me Doctor."

"Well, it's better to be famous than to meet each other. I've been curious since I heard about you." Osamu Dazai moved in the direction of the doctor, and Akutagawa also rubbed the cat's butt beside him, "After all, for every alien who turns into an animal Those who are capable, I have a rough idea of ​​them. Fitzgerald, Dostoevsky the Devil, and the Yokohama idol Nekoko over there—"

Chuya was already lying down on the cat climbing frame to lick the wound in his heart, but after hearing the sensitive words, he sat up in a "bass": "Mackerel, I warn you, my claws and teeth are very sharp now meow! "

"Don't do this, don't do this." I stopped symbolically, "You haven't been vaccinated against rabies, if you bite Mr. Dazai, our shop will have to lose money."

Osamu Dazai continued as if he was not affected at all: "So I was thinking, who are you? I also asked that black-faced cat, and he said that you were an accident, and he didn't know Are you kidding..."

I blinked: "...the black-faced cat?"

"Well, maybe you'll be more used to calling him by another name." Osamu Dazai tapped on the table, "But that's not the point of today."

"I've been watching your live stream—yes, yours, the doctor's pen-hold."

Big Pyrenees asked slowly, "Did you see anything?"

"To be honest, there is nothing interesting. You can sit behind the bar with Lixiang all day long. She watches cartoons, and you browse webpages similar to literature databases. They are neither cute nor open. Because of this, your Its popularity is second only to Akutagawa's."

Akutagawa's body froze, and his tail flicked covertly on the bar counter.

The doctor said bluntly: "That's right, I have been reading the literature of Professor Shoji these days, the physicist Professor Shoji who was captured by Tatsuhiko Shibusawa."

The system trembled again: [Shuangji? !Zhuang Sixianren? ! 】

Me: "...What Shoji? How come there is another name that I have never heard of before but makes my fists clench?!"

"Professor Shoji is safe now, we just need him to help with things." Dazai Osamu took a sip of coffee and nodded, "Well, Lucy's craftsmanship really has great potential."

"I've been reading Shoji's paper these days, trying to find out why he was kidnapped." The doctor touched my arm with his fluffy bear paw, and slowly pushed the notebook over for me to read, " Professor Shoji is a physicist, and he has been mainly studying the aurora in recent years."

Osamu Dazai praised: "That's great, that's great, you really found his article and read it. Before Gaitia asked me to study Professor Shoji's thesis, I said that it would be better if I jumped from the top of the cork Go down—well, Miss Lucy, refill~"

I helped Lucy put away the cup and saucer, and asked for all the furries who popped up and listened intently: "Then what do you want to do with Professor Shouji?"

"Of course it is to create an aurora." Osamu Dazai said.

When Lucy brought out a new cup of coffee, Osamu Dazai stood up.He brushed off the cat hairs on his white windbreaker coat, and said goodbye to us happily: "Oh, it really makes people happy to skip work and fish! But the happy time is still relatively short, if you stay here longer After a while, that black-faced guy is about to come out and take me back. After seeing him get angry with Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, I don't want to touch him again."

Before he left, he ignored Mori Ogai, but walked up to the snoring Tosi and stretched out his hand to snort the fur of the arctic fox: "It's lucky that you didn't fall to death when I threw you out of the sack." Woolen cloth?"

Dosi opened his eyes in a daze, and before he could see the person standing in front of him clearly, he heard Osamu Dazai let out a loud laugh that could almost reach the Armed Detective Agency on the fourth floor: "You lost your hair!! !"

I opened my eyes wide and looked over, and saw Osamu Dazai holding a handful of snow-white fox fur in his hand, while Tosi watched Mori Ogai nimbly and nimbly sprinting out of the nest where he was correcting documents, with a dazed expression on his face. Osamu Dazai tacitly pawed at him desperately, white hairs flew all over for a while, and Tosi also screamed: "My hair——"

"It's normal for arctic foxes to shed their fur in summer." The doctor watched from the sidelines. "I'm surprised he did it so late."

Mori Ogai's long-planned "hair loss incident" was a big success.Osamu Dazai helped hold Tosi with his hand, and Mori Ogai used his two paws to desperately scrape off the loose fur from Tosi's body. Under the shocked crowd of the whole store, the originally fluffy and beautiful arctic fox like a cloud was picked up in an instant. It has become a short-haired bald fox with black fur exposed, and a monkey cheek with a sharp mouth, which is very suitable for the black heart of Russians.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you are bald!" Osamu Dazai laughed mercilessly, "You are simply the ugliest fox in the world now!"

Russians don't understand, Russians are sad.

The Russian jumped up and was about to bite Osamu Dazai, but was brutally suppressed by the young man in white who quickly took an Elizabeth ring from the bar.

"Okay, enjoy your cool summer." Osamu Dazai took off the coat covered with white fox fur and put it on his hands (to be honest, it is difficult for me to understand that he is wearing a windbreaker in summer ), "I won't bother you, I still have some troublesome things to do in a while. I will come again when I have free time-by the way, Ms. Shiokawa, the fact that animals can talk only appears in dreams and Disney movies , No matter how hard you pinch yourself, it’s useless, the pain is all made up in a dream to lie to you. Bye~"

Ms. Yanchuan, who had almost pinched her ears off, gave a confused smile: "Yes, is it? No wonder, I said that polar bears, foxes, and cats and cats can talk..."

I sympathetically took the clip from her hand: "Don't clip it, don't clip it, if you clip it again, your account will be confiscated."

When Ms. Shiokawa left, she was a little uncertain about the way, muttering something: "Hanazawa Coriander makes coffee, Taniyama Kisho sings Love Cycle" and the like.I got up to help Lucy clean up the dishes left by Osamu Dazai and Miss Shiokawa, but I found a leaflet on the chair where Osamu Dazai had been sitting.

"What is this..." I picked up the leaflet, "Mr. Dazai left it?"

As soon as Akutagawa heard that it was something left by Osamu Dazai, he didn't bother to go up and pluck some hair from Tuo Si's body. Instead, he jumped on my shoulder nimbly and poked his curious cat's head to join me. content on the leaflet.

"On August 8rd, from 23:7 to 8:[-] p.m., the Fireworks Festival at the Sea in Kanazawa District, Yokohama City, Kanagawa Prefecture..." I read aloud, "Ah, it's the Fireworks Festival and Summer Festival!"

Brother Zheng, who jumped on the doctor's shoulder and read literature with the polar bear, looked up curiously: "What are fireworks festivals and summer festivals?"

"The summer festival is like a garden party held at night. Everyone will wear yukata and go to the summer festival stalls to buy apple candy, takoyaki, cotton candy, catch goldfish, and play balloons... A firework festival is a firework festival. ——Oh, Brother Zheng, you didn’t have □□ in that era.” I remembered, “Fireworks are beautiful flowers that burst into the sky at night and bloom in the night sky.”

Brother Zheng became excited: "I know! □□ is the weapon that the lunatic Shibusawa held before, it's called a gun! If my Daqin can have one..."

The first emperor began to imagine the kind of cool text of "one gun at the beginning, all the six kingdoms will be wiped out", Akutagawa frowned the little brows that he still didn't have after turning into a cat: "But why did he keep this?"

"He wants us to go to a firework festival...?" I guessed.

We looked at the two foxes with the smartest heads present.Among them, the white one has fallen into autism due to alopecia areata, and the black one is obviously in a good mood now. He licked his paw and said leisurely: "No matter what his purpose is, at least Dazai-kun will not hurt you. This point is Guaranteed."

Zhong Ye groaned and said, "Stinky mackerel has been playing tricks like this all the time, half of his words are covered by clouds..."

"August 8rd, this weekend." The doctor pondered, "If they want to do something..."

"Then let him do it," I said. "Don't do what the enemy wants us to do. Victory is what the enemy usually wants to see. Let's just live as we normally do."

Mori Ogai nodded lightly. He poked open his Hong Kong and Hei small tablet again, and sighed quietly while swiping: "Although she is a little older, a little girl like Lixiang also has the charm of a girl..."

Tuosi suddenly said out of his autism: "If you want to make up her mind, you don't even need the polar bear to do it, and the bird can peck you to death."

Mori Ogai regretted: "So, it's better to raise cute little girls at home..."

The bald arctic fox flicked its thin and lonely tail, and suddenly screamed: "Mori Ogai said he wanted to suck a little girl who was still in elementary school—"

Sen Owai showed his paws and pulled the hair on Tuosi's face: "I think you think it's too hot, and you're going to shed some hair on your face!"

Two foxes, one black and one white, were fighting together like a picture of Tai Chi. I had no time to worry about them, but fantasized excitedly: "Fireworks festivals and summer festivals... I haven't been there for a long time! Dr. , Zhongya, and Jiejiao, have any of you been to the summer festival and fireworks festival?"

Akutagawa was the first to shake his head, and Chuya recalled it for a while, and said hesitantly: "One time when the gang of mercenaries who stowed away were dealt with on a mission, the fireworks just started on the sea. I watched it for a while that day. "

The doctor said: "I went there when I was a child, but I haven't participated in the summer festival since high school."

"It's the same as me." I flattened the flyer and neatly sandwiched it in the half-read book. "Then, the employees in our store will go to the fireworks festival together on weekends!"

"Together...?" Akutagawa was a little dazed, he and Chuya tilted their heads in unison, and the two cats looked at me together in confusion, "Why do you bring so many animals to see fireworks together?"

"Charter a car." I was confident, "You Hong Kong Hei should be able to provide the kind of car that can hold all the animals in our store? Mr. Mori - please get a double-decker sightseeing bus when the time comes?"

Mori Owai poked his head out between the fights: "Ah, no problem. I'll go talk to Hongye later—the tail!!!"

"But you should wear a yukata to participate in the firework festival, right?" Lucy shook the water from her hands after washing the dishes. "Does it mean that everyone in Japan really has a yukata?"

"I remember... well..." I frowned and thought for a while, "I should have a bathrobe? I always remember having one in my closet when I moved, but I don't remember when I bought it. Go home tonight I'll go check it out later. Ah, Lucy, can you participate too?"

"No, I have something to do this weekend, and I want to go out with the leader and Luisa." Lucy refused, "You just have to have fun."

So I made a plan to go to the Fireworks Festival on the weekend night

One person, one car, a bunch of fluff!

The plot that can only be written in shojo manga is finally my turn!

"Have you read all of Shoji's papers?"

There was the sound of water coming from the bathroom, and the sound of a girl humming chaotically.Under the cover of the sound of the water, the black fox quietly walked to the big blanket dedicated to the polar bear, and stretched out its claws to grab the short tail of this beast on land.

The doctor's tail trembled, he raised his upper body and glanced at the black fox, then sat up slowly, and took the notebook from the bed: "I've read it all. But because of professional differences, I still can't understand some of the content." Totally understand."

"You don't need to fully understand, as long as you can understand his conclusion." Mori Ogai sat upright in front of him, his big tail flicked in front of him, like some kind of beautiful decoration, "About the content of Aurora, I I feel that it is necessary to discuss it with you.”

The doctor glanced at Mori Ogai inexplicably: "About which part?"

"The part about the aurora and the thinness of matter." Mori Ogai said.

Aurora is an astronomical phenomenon. When a large flow of charged particles carried by the solar wind travels 1.496 million kilometers to the earth's magnetic field, these charged particles begin to hit the earth's atmosphere like hail hitting the ground.The particles from the sun and the particles in the earth's atmosphere have impacted and collided. Just as two high-speed cars collide and explode into fire waves, the particles of the sun and the earth will also burst into brilliant light when they meet.

The aurora comes from this long and grand collision.

"Professor Shoji proposed a very interesting hypothesis." Mori Ogai said softly, "When the charged particles of the solar wind hit the earth's atmosphere, the density of the matter in the atmosphere will decrease, which objectively causes the formation of the earth's atmosphere. matter becomes thinner. So..."

"So, Professor Shoji believes that the place where the aurora occurs is also the place where the barriers between parallel worlds are the thinnest in physics." The doctor read out the final conclusion of the thesis.

Mori Ogai blinked: "Do you believe it, Doctor?"

The doctor closed the webpage and put the notebook back on the bed.After doing these actions, the huge polar bear lay back on his blanket and adjusted his posture, as if he didn't seem to want to answer this question.

Seeing that he couldn't find anything to say from Polaris, the black fox shrugged his shoulders in a humane manner, and then ran away lightly with his tail up. The target seemed to be the remote control of the air conditioner.

The doctor half-closed his eyes, and he heard the sound of water in the bathroom stop, and then the girl's laughter after opening the door: "Jiajie, why are you waiting for me at the door, are you looking for me? A lizard??!"

In a flurry, the orange short-legged cat ran over to teach the younger generation not to obey the cat's habit to give the girl such a gift. The doctor buried his head in his arms sullenly, and heard the girl walk into the bedroom with a damp cloth all over her body. Warm water vapor came over again.

"Why is the doctor going to bed so early today? Are you tired?" A soft hand gently stroked his head, and he shook his ears, "Then I won't bother you, good night, doctor."

good night.

he said in his heart.

The author has something to say: "The dungeon of the Fire Conference is about to open

Ogai Mori: Boy, do you believe in parallel worlds?

Doctor: ... I came from a parallel world

Tosi finally shed her hair shed her hair shed her hair