furry collection

After seeing Jotaro, who is not Jotaro at all, I basically gave up watching movies.The impact brought by the real person is no small matter for an anime otaku, I can only relieve my inner grief by sucking bears, sucking cats, sucking pandas

Ah, wait a minute.

I picked up the panda cub that Akutagawa stuffed me just now. Under the dim light, I could barely make out this little black and white thing. It was warm and breathing. He looked at me quietly, and gnawed his paws by the way.

"Akutagawa." I tried my best to make my voice sound flat, "How did your friend get a panda?"

Akutagawa's answer was also full of uncertainty: "...I picked it up on the street?"

Me: Haha, do you believe me?

The doctor also straightened up, staring seriously at the panda in my hand that had gnawed its left paw and right paw, and asked the most crucial question: "Is this guy a pure animal... or was he turned into this by the mist? "

Akutagawa couldn't give an answer immediately.He leaned back, put his hand against the corner of his mouth, and suppressed a few coughs.

"Can't you tell?" he asked.

"You who have accurately identified the supernatural beings who turned into animals, and given them the ability to speak, Fujimaru Tachika... Can't you tell?"

I was dumbfounded for a moment, and then I realized why I was in the current situation where I picked up animals and groomed and shoveled shit every day.

"System!!!" I yelled in my head, "Why are you pretending to be dead at such a critical moment—come out quickly! Tell me quickly whether this panda is transformed from a human! This will determine whether I will I don’t want to be taken back to brother Zheng’s hometown for illegally raising real pandas because of the important information that was captured across the country!”

[Okay, here, here, here.Really, I usually can’t think of talking to people, and at this time, I was picked out with a very bad tone...] The system went online with a mutter, [Let me see, um... isn’t this the one? Missing Panda? ! 】"Missing?!"

I don't understand what the system means. The panda cub kicked his feet innocently in my hand, as if he was bored with gnawing his hands. The mouth changed to gnaw.

Akutagawa patted his feet: "Don't chew."

【Yes, on the night Shihuang Shihuang was summoned, Shibusawa Ryuhiko used his supernatural power again to spread the fog.Two people were recruited that night, one was Shi Huangdi who squatted on your head and ate popcorn everywhere—] I immediately stuffed the panda cub into the doctor's arms, and reached out to catch the bird on top of my head: "Brother Zheng Don't eat it! My head is covered with corn crumbs!"

Brother Zheng raised his head innocently: "Chirp? I have to chew and swallow chirp slowly."

"It's not a matter of eating slowly, the main thing is that as long as you're eating, you'll lose the crumbs—"

【——The other one is the one who was affected during the mission at night, and was trapped by the port mafia almost immediately after turning into an animal, and then locked in a room that was difficult for me to detect. 】【The cv is also Jun Fukuyama's Ango Sakaguchi. 】

I was dumbfounded: "Huh? The one who called on the day of the opening and said, 'The city is not good for setting off firecrackers'?"

System: [It is indeed this person, but I think your perception of the accent is a bit wrong, he doesn't speak Northeast dialect! ] Akutagawa quietly watched my expression change several times. The doctor, like a novice father who was a little dazed, hugged the baby panda who started to gnaw his ears intently, and waited for me to speak again.

In the end, I took Anwu back from the doctor's hand, and he turned into a panda cub and whimpered, twisting his chubby body, as if he was attached to the embrace of the big pyrene, who is also a bear.I rubbed his snow-white round belly, and this guy muttered a few words in a cub-specific milk voice, then turned over and let me continue to touch his back.

"He is Mr. Yasugo Sakaguchi." I said, "But... why is he behaving like this now..."

"Like an animal?" Akutagawa added what I wanted to say.

I nodded.

Akutagawa lowered his eyes, looked at the panda dumpling who was so comfortable that I groaned, and said coldly, "Because this is the right direction."

"As long as the supernatural beings who are caught in the mist and turned into animals cannot recover their human bodies, they will gradually lose their human intelligence day by day."

I seemed to understand, but then I became more confused: "So, your port mafia captured Mr. Ango when he just changed, and observed his changes in the past few days... But! Doctors, they didn't appear at all like this situation, they've been sane all along, retaining their human minds—"

"Because of this, the leader came to a conclusion that we didn't want to believe."

Akutagawa turned his head and looked directly at me, his crow-black eyes were so dark that he couldn't tell his emotions clearly, but I felt that he seemed to have resentment at the moment.

Resentment against me.

"The key to solving the crisis brought by Shibusawa Tatsuhiko - is you, Fujimaru Tachika. You seem to be the chosen one, and you can always find the supernatural beings who are involved in the fog at the first time. You have an inexplicable His affinity has coaxed this group of difficult guys into submission one by one..."

I was embarrassed by what he said: "Really, thank you, thank you, in fact, I am not very friendly. The key is actually the way of stroking hair and providing delicious meals——"

Akutagawa: "I'm not praising you."

Me: "...ah, uh, okay."

"The most important thing is." He reached out and poked the panda Ango, who seemed to be falling asleep again, "The animals around you can retain their intelligence, which is why I sent Ango Sakaguchi here."

Although I can't figure out why I am the chosen one, I fully understand the hidden meaning in Akutagawa's words

"Then, in the future, if any supernatural beings of your port mafia get caught in the mist—" I widened my eyes.

Akutagawa nodded lightly, "I'll send them all to you."

I:……

What are you doing bro, what have you taken my house for, a zoo? !

Tuosi laughed softly, and pushed Zhongye with his paw: "Maybe you Hong Kong gangsters can organize team building in the coffee shop downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency in the future. I know if that stingy golden mouse will give you a staff discount ￣"

Chuya: "Get lost!"

Fitzgerald: "Who's the golden mouse?!"

With my last sliver of hope, I asked, "Then, if there are any problems in breeding..."

"We will help animals belonging to the port mafia. Other related aids must be reported to the leader's decision." Akutagawa's answer is also mafia.

Seeing me hang my head down in frustration, Akutagawa pursed his lips and turned his head. After a while, the film was coming to an end, and he silently took out a wallet from his coat pocket.

After Chuya caught a glimpse of Akutagawa's movements, he was shocked: "This is——!"

"If you use the private property of the cadres in the Central Plains, the organization will not trace it." Akutagawa threw the wallet into my arms as if avoiding suspicion, "I have achieved the purpose of this trip, and the things I should bring and the things I should give are also I've delivered everything, I'm leaving, this movie is really ugly."

I subconsciously grabbed the corner of his coat: "Dia—I mean, Mr. Akutagawa!"

he stopped, no

Turning around: "What else do you want to say?"

"Well... If you are not busy with work in the future..." I whispered, "You can continue to come to our coffee shop. After all, you are already a regular customer, and Lucy and I look forward to your coming every day Woolen cloth."

I let go of my hand, and a corner of the pitch-black coat slipped down naturally.Akutagawa didn't respond as if he had never been called to me, and left with his hands in his pockets.

"what……"

I lowered my head and glanced at Ango who was curled up into a black and white ball and fell asleep. I always felt that this whole thing was developing more and more weirdly, and it was getting more and more out of control.

"Why me?" I said to myself.

No one can give me an answer.Only the doctor stretched out his paw comfortingly, and gently rubbed the back of my head with the bear's paw.

"There are some things, since only you can do it... then you must do it." His voice was very soft and slow, "This is a very heavy responsibility. I know you will hesitate and be afraid."

I hugged the panda in my arms tighter.

"However, it's just as we promised." The doctor's sharp claws lightly brushed across the back of my neck, which is obviously a hunting action that can be engraved in the DNA of Homo sapiens and arouse the most primitive fear, but at this moment I Feeling at ease, "As long as we have the ability, we can stay by your side and walk this road with you."

Chuya and Fitzgerald rushed to my shoulders, meowing and chirping: "That's right!" "The doctor is right!"

Brother Zheng is much more heroic: "As long as I am here, it is not up to a little girl like you to worry about the crisis! Leave it to me. Although you are a descendant of the Japanese country, I have already recognized that you are a citizen of the Great Qin. Protecting the people is the right thing to do." What an emperor should do!"

Tosi's statement was the slowest as always.

"Since Mori Ogai has noticed your anomaly, it's impossible for Shibusawa Tatsuhiko to be unaware. You've been able to keep us safe and sound until today, and that guy Dazai should have been involved in it, or Shibusawa Ryuhiko has more urgent matters to deal with at the moment. No matter what the situation is, you can't avoid confronting him head-on, it's just a matter of sooner or later - after all, Shibusawa Ryuhiko's goal has long been beyond the original It's as simple as that."

The white fox flicked its tail to its side, and hooked the tip of its tail seductively.

"Coincidentally, I have some grievances with him, and it's not impossible to help you for a while, just treat it as a reward for turning on the air conditioner for me every day during this period. Although I don't always owe favors everywhere like some people-" ( Chuya's hair exploded: "Who are you implying vixen?!") "—but, this time, I don't really want to stand by."

I corrected: "Sleeve claws and watch."

Tosi: "...they are all the same, just understand."

I sighed, the warmth and irony in my heart could not be expressed in words.This group of furry people from different forces, but now they voluntarily walk with me, facing the unknown crisis, how can I tell them my gratitude that is overflowing from my heart now?

Finally, I spread my arms out and let out a cry:

"Tonight I invite everyone to a buffet! Eat with your mouth open, eat with your cheeks open, and your molars open! You can eat meat, fish, seals, bamboo, or millet! First serve, first serve! !!"

Fitzgerald let out a strange cry, and was the first to stretch out his little paws to hug my neck: "Free food!!!"

Brother Zheng rolled on top of my head: "I want to eat mutton steamed buns!!!"

Chuya looked at a few elders shyly and anxiously after they turned into animals and hugged me shamelessly: "Don't hug Lixiang like this! Golden mouse, you have become so low-style after you went bankrupt. It's cheap｜Beastman, you rushed up anyway——Lixiang, I want to drink red wine!!!"

Finally, the doctor took me into his furry and warm embrace.

"I don't have anything special to eat." He muttered in a low voice, "But, I kind of want to see the sea... and fish."

I said everything: "Look! Go to the aquarium tomorrow!"

On the screen, the end credits roll, and none of us cares about that anymore.The lights in the cinema hall were turned on, and the film crew and creators who participated in the spotlight roadshow came to the screen. They were embarrassed to see that there was only one person in the middle row of the whole hall—this person was still with the polar bear, the arctic fox, the orange cat, the golden mink, and one I hugged the animals suspected of being pandas.

Lead actors: ... huh?What's going on in Yokohama, did it hit the time with the animal show?

With sharp eyes, Tuo Si saw the actors lined up and looked at us in a daze, and he immediately called me: "Li Xiang, your dinner is here!"

I stuck my head out of the doctor's arms in a daze: "What dinner?"

Tosi: "Jotaro is having dinner."

I shrank my head back again: "Stop it! The doctor will be my main meal from now on! I won't take Jotaro anymore!"

PhD:……

The panda cub rolled over in the gap between us and continued to sleep soundly.

It seems that I have a dream that I don't need to work overtime, but only eat, eat and sleep every day.

That's great, zzzzzzzzzzz

【hairy

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#007

Name: Ango Sakaguchi

Race: Giant Panda

Sex: Male

Appearance: The world's number one animal idol - panda!Yes, he is like this, except that the dark circles under his eyes are unexpectedly bigger than other pandas.The breeder thought it was the effect of glasses at first, but he himself said it was because he worked overtime all the time.

Special ability: three days and three nights without sleep, no matter how urgent it is, he can always complete the task before the ddl, (forced) to talk about double-reed cross talk with Zheng brother Temperament: Serious and responsible, but once he is deprived of sleep, he will become manic Place: Yokohama

Diet: It should be the same as normal human beings, but it seems that because they were raised in captivity by Hong Kong gangsters when they first became animals, the diet was also affected and changed to the diet raised by Hong Kong gangsters: arrow bamboo, pots of milk.The pot of milk needs a large portion, thank you.Xilihulu Xilihulu——