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When Chuya and I got home, the doctor was not at home.

The loss of a polar bear that big is a serious matter.I didn't even have time to take out the black bird squatting in my hair, and rushed into the room, shaking up Dosi, who was sleepy in the air-conditioned room: "Where's the doctor?"

The vixen's tail naturally swayed, and he said sleepily, "I went out for a while... I said I was going to get some air."

I tucked Tosi back under the bed and poked the system again: "Can you still track the doctor?"

The system started slowly: [Yes, yes... He didn't go far, he was in the backyard. ] Zhong also jumped on the mattress, and showed his cat's paws to bite Tuosi's tail: "Why do you know how to turn on the air conditioner every day at home to sleep, Lixiang doesn't want to pay the electricity bill?!"

Tosi also bared his fox fangs at him: "It's not just that I want to turn on the air conditioner! And isn't it easy for your mafia to give her a free fee?"

Chuya retorted meowingly: "How can the mafia be so meticulous that even the little girl's home appliance bill can be exempted—ah, is this really possible? I'll call and ask our leader."

Me: "No need!!!"

I left two mammals fighting in the room, and went to find the polar bear with the oldest emperor in history.Brother Zheng turned his head curiously to look at the talking cat and fox, then lowered his head and gently nipped my scalp.

"Ah, I remembered that I would like to introduce you." I put on my shoes again and opened the door to go to the backyard. "The short-legged orange cat who went to the shrine with me is called Chuya Nakahara. The animal was formerly an officer of the port mafia. The arctic fox was called Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky—"

Brother Zheng pecked at my stupid hair as if protesting.

"Yes, yes, he is a Russian, and the Russian name is so-so old." I gently closed the door, "But you can call him Fedya, he won't mind it."

"Chirp, chirp chirp?"

"Sorry, I can't understand what you're saying now." I raised my hand to the top of my head and rubbed Xuanniao's hairy head, "I'll play Fukuyama Jun's drama for you when I get back in a while—Run Run's There are so many dramas, such as "White Bear Cafe", "Lelouch"... Hey, if you watch these two dramas, it's Kao who is persecuted!"

Takahiro Sakurai: Oh.

The doctor was indeed in the backyard.Great Pyrenees looks like a man

Standing in the corner of the courtyard, the weight of the whole body is supported by the hind legs, one front paw rests on the fence, and the other supports the head, like a normal human being who is worried about something.

"Chirp?" Xuanniao asked.

"That's the doctor. The doctor is a polar bear. He has been taking good care of me."

The First Emperor was stunned, and chirped to make a comment.I suddenly remembered that in ancient China, "doctorate" was actually an official position in charge of books and education, so I had to explain to him: "No, 'doctorate' is a proof of academic qualifications in modern times...doctor, you Here it is!"

After the polar bear heard my voice, unexpectedly, he didn't turn his head back immediately.He quickly swung the arm holding the head under the cover of his huge body, and soon I realized that he was not holding the head just now, but was holding something beside the head with his paws.

"PhD?"

Big Pyrenees then turned around and greeted me with the same calm tone as before: "You are back, did you have fun outside just now?"

"Well, I'm very happy!" I laughed, "I went to the shrine with Chuya, and then I picked up Brother Zheng——Brother Zheng is a mysterious bird!"

The polar bear looked at the stuffed bird above my head who was also looking at him curiously, and nodded: "You can just call me Doctor. Are you?"

Xuanniao stretched out her small chest, spread out her beautiful blue wings, and solemnly began to introduce herself: "Jiujiujiu——"

I translated for him blindly: "I am the descendant of Emperor Zhuanxu—"

(*Note: From "Historical Records Qin Benji")

"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp—"

"The 26 generations of descendants of Duke Xiang, the ancestor of Great Qin Dynasty, the great-great-grandson of King Huiwen, the great-grandson of King Zhaoxiang, the great-grandson of King An, the ancestor—"

(*Note: From "Qin Shi Huang")

"Chirp, chirp chirp chirp chirp, chirp chirp chirp—"

"Ying's surname is Zhao, and his name is Zheng. His meritorious service surpasses the three emperors, and the five emperors are as powerful as the five emperors. They are the lineage of all generations in the world, that is, the first emperor!"

"Chirp!"

"That's right! I'm the first emperor, and the first emperor is Zhen Alu!...Ah, do you need to change your mouth habit? Then, the first emperor is me, chirp! Of course, it's not impossible for you to call Zhenzheng brother—hey, hey, don't Stop nagging."

Brother Zheng unhappily pecked at my stupid hair, I smiled and stroked his round head: "Okay, okay, I don't call myself 'Zhen'..."

"The first emperor? The first emperor in history?" The doctor frowned, "Why did a foreign emperor 2000 years ago also become an animal?"

[Because he is not a human being, but a servant who was summoned to this world. 】The system said.

I don't really understand what a follower is, so I can only explain indiscriminately: "Everyone can become an animal. It is not impossible for Brother Zheng to come to modern times. The first thing to worry about is whether to contact the country next door to pick him up." Walk……"

The little black bird chirped again, but of course I couldn't understand, so I could only drag the doctor to go back to the house: "Let's find some dramas for brother Zheng first. By the way, doctor, do you want to go out for a stroll today?" ? I have to buy something like a birdcage for Brother Zheng—wait a minute, what does this smell like on you?"

The doctor froze for a moment.Brother Zheng also stretched out his head to sniff the air, then tilted his head in doubt: "Chirp?"

I also imitated Brother Zheng and tilted my head: "Huh?"

The doctor hung his head, as if hesitating how to explain it to me.

There was a sound of knocking on the glass from behind. I turned around and found that it was Tosi poking out a gloating fox head from the window. He glanced at the grass next to the place where the doctor was standing before. I followed the direction of Tosi. His eyes swept over, and he spotted a small piece of cigarette butt that had not been extinguished.

...cigarette butts? !

The scene fell into an unbearable silence for a moment. Tosi poked his head, looked at me, and then at the doctor. If it wasn't for the fox form that imprisoned him, I think this guy could take out a bag of melon seeds and watch while eating, like an alley Old aunt, new village grandfather.

In the end, it was my roar that shook the world:

"—Which shameless stinker who killed thousands of knives threw cigarette butts into my yard through the courtyard wall?!"

The doctor was taken aback, he didn't even react, he just watched me jump up to the wall with a run-up, grabbed the bricks and looked angrily at the street: "Don't let me catch that low-quality tortoise that throws cigarette butts everywhere! Sun—little uncle! The uncle who is leading the little girl over there! Did you see someone throwing cigarette butts into this yard just now?"

The bearded black-haired uncle who was holding the blond girl by the hand turned his head and asked in a dazed voice, "Huh?"

"Someone threw cigarette butts into my yard. The fire hasn't gone out, so it must have just been thrown!" I firmly believe that my reasoning is correct, and there is only one truth, "Did you see someone in front of you make such a thing when you passed by?" shameful act?"

Black-haired uncle: ...

The little blond girl blinked her eyes, thought about it for a while, and said seriously: "No. Rintaro, you didn't see it either, did you?"

"Well, we were the only ones on this street just now.

oh. "The black-haired uncle showed me a crumpled smile.

I searched around with lightning-like eyes, and found that there is indeed only this father and daughter on this street. If the third person who threw the cigarette butt really does not exist, there may really be only one truth...

Maybe it was thrown by this black-haired uncle!

Mori Ogai:? !

Before I could testify against the prisoner, Zhongye meowed anxiously in the yard behind me: "Lixiang, why did you climb the wall?"

I immediately turned around: "I didn't! I didn't climb the wall! I still like Jotaro!"

Chuya: "...It's not about the wall-climbing paper man! Be sober, meow!!!"

"Ah, oh, over the wall, it's okay." I wanted to turn around and get down from the wall, "Don't forget that I was the 'wild monkey king' who climbed a tree and rescued you—ah!"

Because of a brief distraction, I lost control of my balance as I adjusted my posture.The doctor subconsciously rushed up and stretched out his arms to catch me, but the direction of my fall was not inside the wall—it was outside the wall.

At the moment of weightlessness, the black bird that was originally nestled above my head fluttered its wings in shock, trying to grab my dumb hair and try to pick me up with the power of flight, but how could a small bird be able to pick me up? What about motivating a person?So I fell backwards in amazement, until

One hand supported my back, and firmly pushed me back to the wall after I almost fell.

"Be careful, little girl."

I turned my head in fear, and what I saw was the warm smile of the black-haired uncle.With a slight force on his wrist, he pushed me back to the balance position where I was sitting upright, as easily as if he was just helping the old grandma's satchel that was about to fall.

"Thank you..." I whispered.

The black-haired uncle waved to me: "Don't climb over the wall casually next time, be careful. Let's go, Alice."

The little blonde girl also waved her hand at me: "Goodbye, sister!"

I also waved my arms at her, like a wiper blade: "Goodbye!...Ah Chuya, why did you run over the wall?"

The short-legged little orange cat floated in the air without knowing where it came from.He stepped on the wall like me, and meowed at the black-haired uncle and the little girl who were walking away: "Are you all right—"

The black-haired uncle casually raised his hand and waved: "Everything is fine!"

The little blond girl Alice turned her head bouncing around, and made a grimace at Xiang Zhong: "Short-legged cat, short-legged cat, hahahahahahaha!"

Miraculously did not give birth

I was angry, I didn't blow my hair, I didn't want to chase out and scratch people.He squatted on the top of the wall with me and looked at the sky silently for a while, and then we thought about a problem together.

...Ah, how do I get off the wall?

Doctor: "...you kind, you fight thieves."

In the end, I was firmly hugged off the wall by the big pyrenes who stood upright on their hind legs.The cigarette butt incident is just like this, although I still suspect that it was thrown by the black-haired uncle

"Wait." Before going to bed, I suddenly wanted to understand the cause and effect of this incident.Brother Zheng, who was watching "Lelouch of the Rebellion" in front of the tablet, turned his head to look at me: "Chirp?"

"That cigarette butt..." I looked at the big white bear lying on the blanket beside the bed, "Did you throw it?"

Doctor: "...nonono."

"Because it's weird, your actions at that time were a bit like holding a cigarette, and it just so happened that the smell of the cigarette was coming from you!"

Tuo Si laughed "hee hee hee hee" to himself.

Doctor: "Even I can tell the evil under a cigarette. Douuand?"

Me: "Don't start talking about Jotaro's quotations at this time in an attempt to pass the test! I told you that smoking is prohibited! Do you know that smoking is very harmful to your body as a raging bear?"

Doctor: "There is only one reason for your failure, and one very simple reason..."

I pounced on him as if to tickle him: "Even if you read all of Jotaro's lines, I can't let you go so easily! Mu Da!"

Doctor: "...That is, I am Jotaro Kujo."

Both Tuosi and Zhongye raised their heads in an instant, and looked at the doctor in unison.Brother Zheng blinked his croton eyes, and gave a "tweet" in confusion.

I screamed "Aww": "Don't tempt me to engage in meal replacements—look at my tickling attacks!"

Big Pyrenees reluctantly raised his paws, letting me scratch in his thick fur in vain.

"Meal replacement bear?" Tosi called him.

The doctor looked back: "Vixen."

Tosi sniffled, turned to look at Zhongya: "What does Mori Ogai want?"

Zhong also moved to the side, getting closer to Brother Zheng who was watching Lelouch seriously: "I don't know, and it's none of your business."

Today, the vixen who was also disliked by everyone waggled his big puffy tail indifferently, and yawned a vixen with a "wow... owwow".

It doesn't matter, that fellow Mori Ogai is also a dead fox.

A fox's tail will be exposed one day.