Writing the 12 serious [rebirth]

Lazy Man: The male god... Ah no!Give me the numbers!

Slacker: You have the ability to fool me, you have the ability to come out!

Lazy bug: If you don't come out again, I'll shake the window to death, come out quickly!

——The other party sent a window shake.

——The other party sent a window shake.

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This user has been stolen: ... Do you want to fight like this?

Slacker: Fight your sister!Fuck!You are actually a man!

This user has been stolen:..._(:3」∠)_

Slacker: Don't be cute with me!My old lady is furious now!Don't eat soft and hard!

This user has been stolen:...(ノへ￣、)

Slacker: Don't think you can pretend you don't know anything by blindfolding! !

This user has been stolen: ...~~o(>_<)o~~

Slacker: Send me another emoticon, believe it or not, I will go to the forum to hang you! ! !

This user has been stolen: ... I was wrong qaq

Lazy bug: I'm so stupid!It's a pity that I have always regarded you as a goddess, but you never told me that you are a man!

This user has been stolen: Niangniang, the concubine is wronged qaq

Sloth: Be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting!Tell me the truth!

This user has been stolen: Chen Qie will explain it immediately!

This user has been stolen: It was Master Chong, you insisted on calling me a goddess, right?I said don't call me a goddess, you don't listen to me (*/w＼*)

Lazy Man: Blame me?So you then tricked me into calling you a male god?

This user has been stolen: Although Master Chong doesn't know my gender and calls me a goddess, it's funny 2333, but as a normal male, it's weird to be called a goddess. There's no way, you won't listen to me, so I just say Just fool you and call me a male god www

Lazy Man: After listening to the explanation, I feel even more stuffy... orz

This user has been stolen: blame me blame me!Blame me! ?(??·?w?·??)?

Lazy insect: Forget it, comparing me with you is too much to lower my IQ, eh... I have always regarded you as my best friend, but when I browsed the post today, I suddenly saw someone revealing your gender, I was really scared to cry tat

This user has been stolen: same-mix* this circle, gender is not important, the important thing is that I am still your male god y(n_n)y

Slacker: Hahaha, you are still a male god, you deceived my feelings into thinking that we can still do business as usual? [/Bye-Bye]

This user has been stolen: Don't be like this qwq, don't you love me the most?my little angel!

"little angel?"

With one hand wrapped around his waist, Xiao Yan looked sideways at the face that was getting closer and closer, and couldn't help laughing: "Why didn't I realize that you were so jealous before? You're just chatting nonsense."

"It doesn't matter, you never said such a thing to me." It was obviously a coquettish word, but it was very righteous when it came out of his mouth.

The strength of the arm strung around the waist became stronger. Through two thin layers of clothing, Xiao Yan could clearly feel the warm body temperature of the other. There was no gap between the bodies of the two. Su Jingcheng's hand gently rubbed against the waist, and was The place he touched was numb.

"Drip drip drip!"

A series of hasty news broke the slightly ambiguous atmosphere, and Xiao Yan, who was absent-minded, suddenly came to his senses, and pushed him away gently but with an irresistible will. "Stop making trouble, uncle and aunt are still at home."

The scene of being bumped into before was already embarrassing enough, but being bumped into again, thinking that he was as thick as he was, he wanted to die.

Su Jingcheng: == Does that worm know how to write the word "light bulb"?

Although he was very upset, he also knew Xiao Yan's scruples, so he didn't make any more entanglements.

Xiao Yan faced the screen again, and just then the other party sent a few more window shakes.

Lazy Man: By the way, what is the relationship between you and your editor?

Slacker: Simple friendship or...(*/w＼*)

Lazy Man: What about people?Why did it disappear again?

Raise your hand and tap the keyboard flexibly with your fingers.

This user has been hacked: what do you say?

Lazy Man: Want me to tell you?They must be lovers, right?hey hey w

Hahaha, I knew she was going to say that.

Xiao Yan showed dead fish eyes. When his gender was revealed, he knew that many people would definitely ask him about his relationship with editor Feng Jing.

The author who writes *the novel is male* the editor is a friend and the editor is also male =?

Needless to say, the answer to this equation, Xiao Yan has long been prepared.

Although he doesn't care, if he admits it, it will bring some troubles to Su Jingcheng, and it will make people tongue-tied.

However, Lazy Chong is the author with the best relationship with him on Green Glazed.com, and he feels guilty when he denies it.

After a pause for a few seconds, Xiao Yan still decided not to deny or admit it, anyway, as long as the lazy person knows it clearly, there is no need to say it so clearly.

Just as he was about to send a message, a pair of hands stretched out and took the computer away.

"Let me do it." Su Jingcheng put the laptop on his lap, and there was a brisk typing sound on the keyboard, and a text message was sent.

This user has been stolen: I am Feng Jing, as you can imagine, Number and I just established a relationship not long ago.

Xiao Yan: "You are really sincere..."

Su Jingcheng: "Your relatives and friends are my relatives and friends, it doesn't matter if you know o(n_n)o~"

Lazy bug: ∑(っ°Д°;) っ!

Lazy: Σ(°△°|||)︴!

This user has been stolen: Ahem...well, the computer was robbed just now haha!

Su Jingcheng: "So stupid o(n_n)o~"

Xiao Yan: "Shut up! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

Lazy Man: Feng Jing is big!I, I, I... I didn't know you were next to me, please forgive me! qwq

This user has been hacked: ... as for?Isn't he just an editor, so afraid of him?

Seeing this, Su Jingcheng gently pinched the flesh on his face.

Lazy Man: You don't understand!Do you count how many male editors there are on porn sites, especially porn sites where rotten girls are prevalent?What's more, my editor and I get along very well, and she occasionally complains to me about Feng Jingda's affairs. I heard that she is very handsome (*/w＼*)

Xiao Yan joked: "Hey, Master Chong knows you too, you are quite famous."

Su Jingcheng asked with a smile, "Who is her editor?"

Xiao Yan looked at him suspiciously, thinking of some bad idea again. "...What do you want?"

Su Jingcheng was still smiling, and his innocent face concealed his sinister intentions. "Privately complaining to the author under me, I think I need to talk to her about life."

Xiao Yan: ...You should let the editor of Master Chong go, she is a serious girl==

After finally appeasing the slackers, Xiao Yan was just about to quit to take care of Su Jingcheng, who kept making troubles, but before quitting, he took the time to glance at his readership, but he couldn't move his eyes away just for a moment.

Fuck!What the hell is this! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Su Jingcheng, who never took his eyes off him, also leaned over, and then laughed, "Who is this, really talented."

I saw a big picture in the group chat window. On the picture was a black-haired boy with cute dog ears. On his right was a laptop, but the boy was surrounded by a fox The black-haired boy with the ear was pressed down, and the unique red phoenix eyes of the fox were smiling, and he put his hand into the pants of the person under him, and there was a dialog box on his head: "Say! Do you write meat? If you don't write, you will be punished." Already!"

The dog-eared boy who was pressed under him pulled his pants with both hands, with tears in his eyes, looked extremely pitiful, but still struggled tenaciously: "No... I won't write..."

I have to admit that this picture is very cute. If it wasn't clearly marked that the person under the pressure is him, and the boy with fox ears is the editor's cover scene, he must like this picture very much.

5465: Who!Who drew this!

Blank: Numbers appear big!

Ah Hui: Sure enough, it is still a big hit, and the numbers are blown up in a single picture www

Please call me girl series: I have been drawn into such an image, and if I don’t appear again, it will be the same as the default. 2333

Feng Chen: The number is big, is this the relationship between you and Feng Jingda? (*/w＼*)

5465: You really think too much qaq

sjc: Very cute, cute.

Turning his head to take a look, Su Jingcheng was holding his mobile phone and curling his lips to send a message.

Xiao Yan rushed over at once, but Su Jingcheng didn't stop him, and let him snatch his mobile phone. Anyway, the picture is in the group, and it's not just a matter of pointing when to download it?

"You are not allowed to speak." Xiao Yan used his mobile phone to log out of the account, and then returned the mobile phone to him.

Su Jingcheng took it with a smile, and put it aside casually. Seeing that he was still honest, Xiao Yan stopped staring at him.

As soon as I focused on the chat window, a new situation appeared in the group.

Raccoon: The numbers are big =v=Do you still like the picture?

Blank: Worship the raccoon touch!

Xiaoji: Raccoon and big horned bug!The number is so big that I like it so much that I am speechless!

Glutinous rice grains: This picture is simply too much for the number of people, I guess I am sharing it with Feng Jingda now www

5465: ... What the hell!

Feng Chen: Shy ghost!

Blank: Don’t be embarrassed if the number is big ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Raccoon: As long as the number is big (*/w＼*), we want to eat meat if the number is big! [/beat the table]

Xiaoji: Yes!Let's eat meat!

Ah Hui: I want to eat meat too qaq

Please call me girl department: the number is big, my family is too poor to open the pot, please give me a big reward_(:3」∠)_

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Below is a list of all kinds of cute people begging for meat. Speaking of which, the total number of articles written by Xiao Yan is almost 200 million words, but there is not a chapter of meat. Basically, when encountering a sissy plot, he will pull the light , so that there are often readers who want to eat meat if they are dissatisfied.

In 09, it was very rare to write an article without meat, except that I couldn't write it.I remember that Xiao Yan also wrote a lot before rebirth, but after a few years, the management of the anti-pornography and anti-illegal campaign was extremely strict. All locked chapters had to be changed, and those involving sensitive words and subjects had to be changed. In short, change it!

At that time, Xiao Yan's status in Green Glazed.com was not low. If you want to say that it is more severe to find a master, it is more effective to kill chickens and monkeys. I didn't pay attention when I wrote it before. At that time, Xiao Yan really changed enough, so in rebirth Afterwards, he never touched those hard-to-crack content again, and he didn't even write meat, just pulled the lamp and went to YY by himself.

Looking at those people clamoring to eat meat now, Xiao Yan really didn't know what to do.

"How about writing a post at everyone's request?"

...Su Jingcheng, don't think he didn't see the strong expectation in your eyes!