born a demon

[-] million floating billion mahjong

(In order to be considerate of some friends who don’t play mahjong or play differently because of different regions, Shiliu decided to patiently add comments. I’m really awesome ︿(￣︶￣)︿)

In the first game, Chu Ci sits on the bank and Tianhu (that is, starts to touch himself).

Everyone: Confused.jpg

moment.

Kunlun: You are amazing! [Bai Juan puts thumbs up with both hands

Jiang Yang: King! 【star eyes

Lian: Keke, who knows how.

In the second game, Chuci Lianzhuang, Dihu (that is, playing cards in the opening round, for example, if you are the dealer, you will win the first card played by your next player), Jiang Yang fired.

Everyone: Confused.jpg

moment.

Kunlun: You are amazing! [Pomegranate Face of Prosperity Beauty︿(￣︶￣)︿

Jiang Yang: I am awesome!He actually fired Wang's cannon, and wanted to reward himself when he went back hahahaha [Curator Jin's face

Lian: Keke, who knows how.

In the third game, Chuci continued to make a bank, in case of a dragon of one color (that is, all the cards in the hand are ten thousand, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight/nine, a complete dragon, and the remaining five cards can form abc Or xxx is paired with xx.), Lian shoots.

Everyone (don't be confused this time)

Kunlun (Hands are a little sore so I'm just smiling happily)

Jiang Yang (thought to himself): Po Jian fired a shot at Wang, I have to treat her better today, um.

Lian: Lighting cannons is the mother of all cards. I don’t believe it anymore. Come again and again. What are you afraid of?

The fourth round (Pomegranate Random Entry: It’s so sleepy, it’s not interesting to play alone, and it’s not me playing cards, it’s impossible for me to have such good luck playing cards, play a few games during the Chinese New Year, win and lose, lose and win back a little It doesn’t mean “_”), Chu Ci continued to connect with the dealership, seeing that he had already saved up a pile of red notes, he laughed so hard that he couldn’t see his teeth, and bought the whole street of candied haws.

After two laps.

Chu Ci (inner os): Kunlun didn’t even play cards, I had to feed her cards, hey, all she played were Wanzi and Tiaozi, maybe she was making pancakes, and touched two pancakes...

Chu Ci looked at the pair of three cakes with seven pairs (does this need to be explained? Is it a seven-pair card?) and opened it up: "Three barrels!"

Kunlun: "That... I want it, touch! Four tubes."

It's Jiang Yang's turn, as a straightforward subordinate who always pays attention to the king, he has no hesitation in holding the only pair in his hand (the rules stipulate that no pair cannot be played, if there is only a pair of xxx and abc in the hand, then the hand can be played Hu single hanging, that is, single playing one card. For example, if you have 123/234/456/456, 8, you can play 8 single hanging) pancakes—five pies are removed to let Kunlun touch the cards.

Lian: Damn it, can this be played?

She swears to the death that she will not beat out the pancakes for Kunlun to play. Although she doesn't have a bad impression of Kunlun, she just can't swallow it!

"fifty thousand!"

Chuci didn't have any other pancakes in his hand, so he continued to punch out the three pancakes, and raised his eyebrows to signal Kunlun to draw a card, but Kunlun smiled softly: "I'm stupid, all animals, (all one color means that the hand has exactly one card) The color, the animal, that is, all the cards you played are played off the field, and only the last one is left, such as Kunlun, who has a two-barrel and a four-barrel in his hand, and the three-barreled card is sandwiched by himself, and the three-barrel is knocked out by himself Three cards, only the last one left, Chu Ci fired a cannon, called ten times for the animals, and touched fifteen times, ah, the explanation was so exciting) Xiao Ci, give me the money~"

Chu Ci was happy, and wished to give her all the money in his hand, but he couldn't finish it if he was not big enough.

Don't talk about giving money, I will give you my life!

Chu Ci (too proud): "It's amazing, let's stop beating, I'll buy you a candied haws first."

Jiang Yang volunteered: "Wang Wang Wang, I will buy it, I will buy it!"

Chu Ci: "How embarrassing."

As he said, he gave Jiang Yang a piece of Grandpa Mao, Jiang Yang was about to go out immediately, but was stopped by Lian, who said with a straight face: "You can't run as fast as me, I'll go."

"Oh, good," Jiang Yang handed over the money to her unceremoniously.

lotus:"……"

Jiang Yang felt that he was not very interesting, and added: "Well, you can buy one for yourself, and I will pay for it."

Lian looked at her, lowered her head, and gave a soft "hmm".

One minute later, Lian came back after buying three candied haws, one for Kunlun, one for her, and one for Jiang Yang, but Chuci didn't have one. Chuci blinked and said, "Hey!"

Jiang Yang: "King! I give you mine!"

Lian grabbed her candied haws, licked it from top to bottom with her tongue, and stared at Jiang Yang viciously: "Keke."

Let you feed your king!Go eat your saliva!Don't even give her the saliva!

Everyone took a breath of air: Confused.jpg

Jiang Yang (pointing): "I can't speak."

Chu Ci shook his head and sighed, "I really never expected it."

Kunlun: "..."

Chu Ci: "No, I can't help it, it's disgusting."

Kunlun (whispering to Chuci): "Actually, I think so too."

Jiang Yang (whispering to Kunlun): "Actually, I think so too."

Lian (inner os): Do you dare to speak louder in your low voice!

Chu Ci: "Actually, I don't like candied haws, I just sigh out of habit."

Kunlun: "I testify."

Jiang Yang looked at Lian whose face was stiffening inch by inch: "Wang, I think you should say this earlier."

Lian: "Mom... of..."

"Cough, let's continue playing cards. That..." Jiang Yang pressed down her palm, signaling her to calm down, "Miss Lian, can you put the candied haws away? It's disgusting."

Strange...evil...heart...of...

Believe it or not, I will let you eat my saliva tonight!Believe it or not!

When Jiang Yang saw that she was not letting go, he rolled his eyes to express sarcasm, and mocked her inner monologue by the way.

The whole game ended, Kunlun won a lot, Chu Ci and Jiang Yang made a small profit, as for Lian?Don't mention it.

"What time is it and I'm still playing cards, and it's almost time for dinner," Meng Zhaozhong poked his head out of the kitchen wearing an apron, his long hair was tied into a bunch, like a modern literary youth, he picked up a rag and wiped the living room. The marble dining table was wiped clean, "Master Shansheng, Master Chu, and Xiaobai and Xiaobai's sword, come over to eat, the food is cold."

Apron Long Meng Zhaozhong: Is it easy for me who can only make soy sauce in the joke?Hey, I protest, I also want to add soy sauce to the text!

Kunlun: Well, you are only good at making soy sauce.

Pomegranate: Huh?What are you talking about? It's so windy I can't hear you!What's delicious, what's delicious?Why are there only five rice bowls, what about mine?Why didn't you prepare it for me!A little heartless. (Pointing) Speaking of you, stupid snake, who told you to hold chopsticks, you know what to eat, you don’t grow brains just because you are tall! (Points) And you, Po Jian, seeing that you disgust everyone, are you still ashamed to eat? (Points to) Stupid stone, can't you see that they let you have it?Smile, smile, your face was full of wrinkles that day. (Points to) Finally, big dog, you!Forget it, you have nothing to say. wtf!I didn't say you, how dare you stare at me?You stare at you again, believe it or not, I slap you!Just stare at it, anyway, there will be no loss of meat. (Points to) Meng Zhaozhong... Well, I don't even have to make soy sauce recently, so I still won't criticize you.

Pomegranate: It's the Lantern Festival again, and firecrackers are set off outside. Come and say something auspicious to everyone.

Chu Ci (looking at Kunlun): "May everyone, every year have today and every year have today."

Kunlun put one hand behind his back and was led by Chu Ci. He smiled shyly and said, "I'm stupid. I wish you all no worries and have her in your life."

Jiang Yang: "I hope everyone is safe."

Lian: "Well, catch up with the person you like as soon as possible." (Addition in a low voice: Sleep as soon as Jiang Yang)

Meng Zhaozhong: "No matter where you play soy sauce, you will always be the protagonist in your life, don't let yourself down. Yay!"

The crowd, and of course Sixteen (Qi Gongshou): "I wish you all a happy Lantern Festival!"