born a demon

"You," Kunlun said, pointing at the four-year-old child, "Chu Ci."

"Alas!"

"Chutz."

"Hey!" the child giggled.

"Chu, Ci!"

The child rushed over and hugged her arm, shaking: "Hey hey!"

Meng Zhaozhong looked at the big and small people sitting opposite each other in the yard, piled the firewood he had just chopped in the corner of the wall, and then replaced it with a new pile, and continued chopping, watching and chopping, with a smile in the corner of his eyes, he didn't I found that I had chopped enough firewood for three months.

"Shansheng, let me try it." He rubbed his palms together and asked from a distance.

Kunlun remained motionless, and continued to be entangled in the repetition of "Chu Ci" and "噫噫噫".

Meng Zhaozhong didn't take it seriously, walked up to Kunlun, and repeated: "Sage of the Mountain, let me try?"

With the tall figure in front of him, Kunlun raised his head in surprise and blinked: "What?"

"I'll try?"

"okay."

Kunlun backed away a few steps, the child jumped forward, stared at her, and then kicked and kicked on the canvas with his short legs to crawl over. Meng Zhaozhong raised his palm to signal Kunlun not to hug her, and then pointed Kunlun asked, "Who is this?"

"Kunlun!"

Kunlun slightly opened his eyes wide, and then the whites of his eyes rolled up without a trace.

Meng Zhaozhong: "..."

Why is she different from my sister? This is not how my sister learned to speak when I was young. Hey.

"Wrong, good boy," Kunlun pointed to himself, and said with a smile, "it's Master."

"Kunlun!" the child said decisively.

"Master!" Kunlun insisted.

"Kunlun!"

……

"Meng Zhaozhong, pour me some tea."

"Yes."

"Meng Zhaozhong, pour me a cup of tea too." Nuo Shengsheng's childish voice.

"Yes."

"Huh?" Meng Zhaozhong turned his head to look at the child. He could only say "噫噫噫" just now, but now he can say a complete sentence?

Kunlun took the teacup, glanced at her, and said flatly to Meng Zhaozhong: "She's teasing me, just get used to it."

Meng Zhaozhong, an upright dragon youth: "..."

Are you two teaming up to tease me?

"Look if you don't believe me," Kunlun coughed lightly, and asked the child, "Who are you?"

The child said lazily, "Hey."

"You are Chutz!"

"Ahhh!"

"Good boy, your name is Chuci."

"Ahhhh!"

Meng Zhaozhong, a young man from the dragon clan, felt that he had lost sight of Master Shansheng, and that they both had fun.

******

Upper Realm, Zixiao Hall.

"Your Majesty, it's not that I'm being careless. There are monsters in that Kunlun Mountains. I'm not very good at it. Fortunately, I ran fast so that I wasn't caught on the plate. It's just that there was movement in the mountain, and I couldn't hide my whereabouts. I didn't investigate for a while. It was noticed by the people of Shansheng." Du Heng knelt down and reported.

"When did the Kunlun Mountain have monsters? Where did you enter the mountain?"

"Halfway up the mountain, there is a big waterfall, just to the left of the waterfall."

"Oh? Then where did you see Kunlun? She used to live in the Yunju residence at the bottom of Kunlun Mountain. What about this time?" The Emperor of Heaven sat behind the desk, the jade beads hanging from the Nine Yumian covered his face , his expression became more and more unclear.

Du Heng Xingjun pondered for a moment, and said: "The young minister was led by a dragon youth to see the mountain sage. I don't know where it is, but the dragon youth led the young minister for a short time. It shouldn't be Near the top of the mountain."

The Heavenly Emperor gave a low "hmm".

Du Heng thought for a while and added: "However, it is not ruled out that the young man of the dragon clan used the supernatural power of shrinking the ground to an inch. After all, the little minister's morality is really low, and it is normal if he can't see it."

The Emperor of Heaven glanced at him: "You can talk."

Du Heng Xingjun quickly fell to the ground: "I dare not."

"Get up," the Heavenly Emperor straightened up, walked to the front of the desk, put his hands on his back, narrowed his eyes slightly, and asked, "Have you seen the Mountain Saint?"

"Yes, Your Majesty." Du Heng Xingjun stood up tremblingly.

"how?"

"Which aspect is your Majesty asking?"

"Any aspect, such as..." The Emperor of Heaven paused for a moment, and suddenly said lightly: "Gu or her, which one is more like a god?"

Before Du Heng Xingjun could stand still, he was so frightened that he knelt down again, and the two were fighting: "Xiaochen, Xiaochen..."

It's over, these knees seem to be lost, the knees are still a trivial matter, if my life is gone, then it's really over.

"What are you shaking? Huh?"

"I... No, no, I didn't shake, I didn't shake." Du Heng Xingjun shook like a sieve, and said: "Naturally, His Majesty is more like a god, no, His Majesty is a god. Shan Sheng...ah no, it's Kun ... She is just an immortal old man who lives in a corner."

The Emperor of Heaven played with the white jade ring on his thumb, and smacked: "Aren't you old?"

"Yes, Your Majesty." Du Heng breathed a sigh of relief, twisted his buttocks and suppressed the desire to urinate in his crotch.

"But Gu..." The Emperor of Heaven sneered, and asked sharply: "Gu is mortal. All gods and immortals will die in the end. Gu's father and mother are dead. Why is she the only one who does not die? Why can she be with her?" Heaven and earth have the same life? She can forget it, why even that monster... is even a monster more noble than Gu?!"

"Gu is in charge of the Three Realms, and all the gods bow down to Gu, what is she? Gu is the real god!"

Du Heng's face was ashamed, and his heart was ashamed. If he continued to be stimulated like this, he might as well die.

He knocked his head so hard that he fell on the ground and couldn't get up.

Quietly waiting for the Heavenly Emperor to finish his madness, Du Heng Xingjun heard his calm voice again: "When you saw her, did you find anything unusual? For example, are there any other people or pets around you? Or she Where do you often cast your eyes? Does it look like you are worried about it?"

Du Heng said in his heart: Where did the Emperor of Heaven come from?Going crazy for a while, and then asking people if they are worried, moody, cloudy or sunny. Sure enough, the king's heart is unpredictable. The mountain sage didn't provoke him or provoke him, and he even scolded the other party to save his life.

However, since Shan Sheng lived the same life as the heaven and earth, would he hear what he said again, so he silently added a sentence in his heart: Shan Sheng forgives, forgives, these words are too many to count.

Du Heng Xingjun kowtowed again, and reported everything he saw, every word Kunlun said to him, including a lot of nonsense asked when he was listening, and Kunlun's attendant Meng Zhaozhong, and said Try not to have any subjective feelings when you talk about it, for example, Meng Zhaozhong’s white dragon is really beautiful, for example, the mountain sage looks like a real god, for example, the mountain sage is so simple, why are you so extravagant, he holds all these in his heart , lest the Emperor of Heaven go mad again.

Du Heng Xingjun was sent back to Baihua Valley after three or four times of getting his underwear wet. He decided to stay behind closed doors, trying to make his presence in the Heavenly Court a negative number.

——The Heavenly Emperor still misses me.

The Heavenly Emperor's expression changed suddenly, and he turned around and left the palace gate.

"Your Majesty!" The rolling shutter general waiting at the door followed.

"Don't follow Gu."

The Emperor of Heaven did not call for the imperial chariot pulled by nine dragons, but directly flew to the 32nd heaven on the cloud, and stopped in front of a secluded and elegant palace, which was full of plantago seeds, with The sound of silk and bamboo orchestras came from nowhere.

The palace door suddenly opened slowly by itself.

The Heavenly Emperor felt much more at ease, and went straight in.

Going in, there is a long verandah at the bottom. There are blue water at the bottom, and wind lotuses are planted at the bottom of the water. They raised their heads vigorously, looked at the emperor who came to make it once every 1000 years, and then chirped and chatted.

"He's here, who is this?" Xiao He, who was still very young, asked.

Lao He replied: "This is the Emperor of Heaven, who lives in the third heaven below us."

Xiao He said to another Xiao He: "Oh, the Emperor of Heaven? Xiao Jiu, did you hear that? That's the Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of Heaven!"

Another Xiao He: "Tian Di Tian Di, what is that? What is it?"

"Don't make trouble, you can discuss it after he comes in." A female voice came from the air, softly, as if laughing: "Otherwise he will take you to 29 Chongtian to eat steamed lotus leaf meat."

"Lotus leaf meat, lotus leaf meat, lotus leaf meat, we don't want it! Don't!"

"Then why don't you just shut up?"

The chattering lotus pond immediately quieted down, and the Heavenly Emperor raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Ah Yang, it's okay, let them make trouble. I'm bored everywhere, and I can only relax when I come to you."

"Don't worry, Gu won't pick you off as lotus leaves to eat." He turned his head to the lotus pond, his tone could be regarded as kind: "Gu is the Emperor of Heaven, and the Emperor of Heaven, even the one who is in charge of the Three Realms, you have to return." I don’t care, if I say no one will pick you to make lotus leaf meat, no one will dare to pick you.”

"Isn't Fairy Jiangchu too good?"

"Ah Yang?" The Heavenly Emperor looked at the palace door at the end of the veranda, and could vaguely see a beautiful figure, and said with a smile, "She, I can't be the master. To offend her for you, is it not worth the loss?"

The lotus pond was quiet again.

"Ah Jun, how long are you going to stay outside? The tea is cold." Jiang Yang said.