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The cat's whiskers were stained with a ring of milk, Pickles happily wagged its tail, and even its ears quivered from time to time.Drinking fresh milk, the little cat couldn't help but think of his carefree childhood, and suddenly felt that the whole life of the cat was brightened, and he narrowed his eyes comfortably.Li Baoen couldn't read any thought from the cat's face, so he asked tentatively: "It seems that Miss Cat has thought of something happy."

"Well, Cai Cai thinks back to when I was a child." The kitten nestled in a ball in front of Li Baoen, with the tip of its tail gracefully wagging and said: "When Cai Cai was a milk cat, my mother gave Cai Cai milk, but at that time Cai Cai drank milk. If I can’t do this, I feel hot all over and have diarrhea after drinking it, and the poop sticks to my buttocks and smudges my hair.” At that time, the kitten could not speak, and could not express how uncomfortable it was.

As we all know, civet coffee (cat poop coffee) is a luxury in coffee, although the cup that Li Baoen is drinking is not, but he still finds it a bit hard to swallow, so he puts down the cup, shakes the spoon and asks: "No breast milk?"

"No, but the mother cat may not be able to produce milk after giving birth. The mother may have less milk." The kitten defended her mother: "But the mother soon found out that there was something wrong with Cai Cai. They borrowed breast milk from other cats."

Borrow breast milk?Li Baoen always felt that something was wrong. Can a lactating cat accept a kitten brought by another female cat?Or is it because he is a cat demon that he can use abnormal means.As an Italian, Liboen has never been in contact with the legendary monsters, but whether it is the prudence of a killer or the entrustment of Pengo Li, he must find out the threat of monsters.

Pickle is an unsuspecting silly cat, she can spit out everything she knows without any effort from Li Baoen, of course some things are far from the truth according to her understanding.Li Baoen put down the coffee in his hand, took out a plate of sushi out of nowhere, pushed it over and said, "Please use it."

"Thank you." The little cat stared at the seafood on the sushi and licked its mouth.

Just when the cat was circling around to decide where to eat first, Li Baoen said, "Sushi tastes best when eaten in one bite."

"Really?" the little cat asked suspiciously.

"Of course, Ms. Nana's craftsmanship will not let you down." Li Baoen pulled down the brim of his hat to cover his eyes.

If you just eat the seafood and leave only the rice, it will be hard to swallow. Pickled Cai’s little head turned slightly, and then she turned into the form of a human girl. She didn’t close her tail and ears in front of Li Baoen, Unsuspectingly, he grabbed the sushi and swallowed it whole.

"Ahh!" Cai Cai's cheeks puffed up, and she held her face in her hands with a happy look.

The smile on the corner of Libun's mouth grew stronger, and he lowered the brim of his hat again.

Good boy.

Pickles in human form doesn't look like an adult either, probably in the first grade of junior high school. Li Baoen has read many legends and knows that the age of a monster cannot be judged by its appearance, but judging by Pickles' childish personality, she should be in the Those who were pampered and raised in a good environment have little life experience, so they are not wary.After making the following inferences, Li Baoen stopped beating around the bush and asked more bluntly: "I saw Miss Cat and Bingsheng's students together, so the current monsters are also living together with humans."

"No, most of them are hiding, except for Cai Cai."

"Is there any difficulty? Maybe I can help."

"You are such a good person!" The little cat was very moved. The [little monster] in front of him was really kind and enthusiastic. He not only gave her something to eat but also helped her find someone. Pickle stuffed the rest of the sushi into his mouth and said: " Cai Cai went out this time to look for Brother Gu Zong, it went to Mount Osor, and Cai Cai searched for it for a long time but couldn't find it, but fortunately, it met Skylark."

"I've heard of Mt. Osor. It's said to be a very dangerous place. It's better for Miss Cat not to go there alone. If necessary, I can inquire about it for you." Looking at the shining golden eyes of the little cat, he smiled. : "If you're not in a hurry..."

"It's nothing urgent, I just made an appointment with my brother to find my mother together." Speaking of which, the little cat sighed, and said to his finger: "It's all right now, my mother hasn't been found yet, and my brother has disappeared."

"Don't worry, I will find it sooner or later. I can also help you find news about your mother." Li Baoen continued to lure her.

"Okay, Cai Cai's mother is called Ma Cang Wang, who lives in Ping'an Jing and is a hermaphrodite." The little cat has repeated this sentence for 1000 years. Although she still hasn't heard about her mother, she still hasn't given up. Pass.

"..."

Finding that Bao En's expression on the opposite side is a bit weird, like a thousand-degree myopia that has lost his glasses, and the whole world is in a mess, the little cat thought that what he said was not specific enough, so he continued to describe: "It's that he has long hair. Min... By the way, have you watched the TV series introduced by TV Tokyo, called Journey to the West, and it came after, that Wutian Buddha Lord! My mother has that hairstyle!!" As a fan of Monkey Brother, the little cat has been chasing this at Skylark's house In the drama, when I saw this big boss, I felt that he was super kind.

"Wutian Buddha Lord..." Li Baoen had brought his apprentices before, and he thought he understood young people, but now he couldn't keep up with the cat's thinking.

"That's right, Lord Wutian, and the Lord of Worshiping the Moon in Legend of Sword and Fairy is also in the same tune." After the little cat finished speaking, he flattened his ears, and said depressedly: "But they are all big murderers in TV dramas. He's a villain, he's different from Cai Cai's mother." After seeing his mother, he must suggest that he change his hairstyle, because this hairstyle is too unlucky now, and he feels that he will accomplish nothing.

Leon on the brim of the hat turned around, and Leon raised his head to look outside. He put away the empty teacup, and left with a full stomach full of doubts.Not long after he left, Hibari Kyouya opened the door and walked in. He frowned and said to Pickle: "Who came?"

"Huh?" Pickle, which turned back into a cat, was stunned for a moment. It was so busy eating and drinking that it forgot the other party's name.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, the whole room smells of milk and coffee." Skylark pulled off the cat's beard and distorted the cat's face. He frowned and said seriously: "You really dare to put anything in your mouth Put." Cats can't drink coffee.

Pickle, whose beard was pulled out, retorted: "Cai Cai only drank milk and ate sushi, so she didn't put everything in her mouth." Just like the mice that other cats like, it feels scary when it sees them. Let alone eat it.

"Who came in?" The discipline committee outside the door did not notice anyone approaching.

"It's a little monster in black clothes." The reason why Pickle is not wary of Li Baoen is because it regards him as a little monster like itself. It still doesn't realize what's wrong, and explained to Skylark: "It The power is very dangerous, Cai Cai is a little scared, its prototype looks taller than you... No! Cai Cai means that his prototype is an adult, but he has shrunk to a child." The kitten whose beard was pulled changed his mouth quickly, and swallowed That sentence is much higher than you.

Hearing that the other party was a monster, Skylark took off his coat and sat on the sofa. He didn't pursue the responsibility of the discipline committee outside for his negligence. He was just thinking about how to deal with those dark creatures hiding in the corners that were difficult to detect.

Pickle stuck out her tongue and licked her mouth, then jumped on Lark's stomach and stomped on it, saying, "Do you want to eat?" It's noon.

Skylark answered by grabbing the cat by the scruff of the neck and throwing it down.

...

Of course, the heir to the leader of the Italian mafia, Vengley, could not be the only one on the bright side. In addition to the bodyguards guarding around, there are also intelligence personnel who have already integrated into the lives of ordinary people.After Li Baoen left the school, the intelligence team in charge of the contact arrived immediately, and asked respectfully, "Has Mr. Li Baoen successfully contacted the cat demon?"

"Yes." Li Baoen didn't talk nonsense, and handed over the information he had sorted out about the demon world.Although it looked like a baby, the people in the intelligence team could also realize that this person was not in a high mood, so they asked one more question: "Is there any accident?"

"It's nothing, maybe I'm overthinking." Li Baoen thought for a moment, and added: "Help me find a cat... Maybe it's a human now." He became serious. It seemed that there was a cat demon mixed into the crowd. No wonder Mr. Li Baoen was so on guard. The intelligence team picked up the computer and said, "Do you have more detailed information?"

"Living in the Heian era, a member of the Macang family of Onmyoji, his name is suspected to be King Lv, and there is a cat named Gu Zong."

"Ah!" Before Li Baoen finished speaking, one of the team members covered his mouth in surprise.

"Found it?" Li Baoen asked.

"It should be that we made a mistake..." The face of the team member was not good, and he said: "There is no such thing as King Lv, but the person who is similar to the information description is King Asang Ye, a great onmyoji in the Heian era. , raising a cat named Gu Zong, who is also the ancestor of the current Ma Cang patriarch, Ma Cang Yeming, and..." Swallowing, the team member added: "Super S-class □□——[OK] previous life."

"The past life is too ridiculous, isn't it?" the other team members said in disbelief.

"Although I think so too, there are indeed such rumors. Only some psychics and heads of state know about [good] things. Boss should know more. Mr. Li Baoen can contact and take a look." He looked inside Bao En hesitated and said: "However, our priority now is to protect Judaime, and getting involved with such a gang is not conducive to future arrangements."

"It's hard to talk about such things." Li Baoen stood up and pushed open the door.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Bourne, what is the risk assessment score of this cat demon you came into contact with?"

Li Baoen stopped, opened his hands and said:

"5."

The author has something to say:

out of 100

Ye Wang: Shaman King is omniscient and omnipotent

Pickle: Then mother turn Cai Cai into a white cat

Ye Wang: ... No way.

Pickle: It's all the fault of Lord Wutian Buddha and the Lord of Worshiping the Moon, please change your hairstyle quickly! !