Has Marquis Anping been beaten today?
Chapter 96 2 Brothers Are Afraid of Goose
"What?! Want me to restore this corpse?"
Chen Wuji, who had finally climbed up the mountain and was about to take a breath, was immediately annoyed when he heard Xie Fan's words.
He pointed viciously at Xie Fan, raised his eyebrows, and spit everywhere: "Why don't you mix soybeans, mung beans, corn kernels and millet together and let me separate them one by one? It's better to have a one-day limit, no Can't you eat when you're done?"
"Then threaten me to sleep in the dark kitchen and prevent me from participating in various banquets. In the end, I can only rely on the elves to find me."
"What is Chen Yaoshi talking about? I have no choice but to say that the dead are the most important. It is too tragic to die without a whole body. Besides, the body is so broken that I really can't tell which is which. Let's talk , you are highly skilled, and piecing together corpses is not a piece of cake for you." Xie Fan chuckled, paced cautiously and hid behind Jiang Jingyun, blushing under Chen Wuji's eager eyes Compliments without jumping.
"Besides, it's the stepmother's job to ask you to sort things out without food and then sleep in the kitchen. I won't do it."
"100 taels." Jiang Jingyun said directly, "Do you want to do it?"
"Do!"
When Chen Wuji heard the words, he immediately put away his menacing look, and the flames that had sprung up were completely extinguished by a shower of silver.Immediately, he was happy physically and mentally, and he agreed with all his mouth, and he couldn't hide the pride in his eyes.Putting together corpses is a must-learn skill for Baiyunquan disciples at the beginning, and there are even several times when the corpses of the students in the school examination are more damaged than the ones in front of them.
Right now, it's easy.
Xie Fan's heart skipped a beat when he heard Jiang Jingyun throw 100 so boldly, did he just not blink his eyes?
In the past year and a half, he only had 100 taels of body weight, which he used to help the common people, and also bought various clothes for Jiang Jingyun, and used them for himself.
"By the way, let him be buried again." Jiang Jingyun said.
"Okay." Chen Wuji was immersed in the joy of earning money, and he was easy to discuss everything.
Within half a stick of incense time, he had returned the pile of white bones of different lengths to its original position, and a well-formed corpse appeared in front of his eyes.
"Huh?" Chen Wuji looked at the face on the corpse that was half blue and half black, and there was a black mole the size of a soybean growing on the half-rotten nose.He frowned and was surprised, "Isn't this the village chief? He was fine when I saw him a few days ago. He chased me with a broom and beat me. He ran the fastest. He died every few days. ? Grave grass grows so lush?”
"What's going on?" Chen Wuji pondered for a moment, then remembered what A Zhu said earlier, turned his eyes to the two behind him, and said quietly, "Before I dared to love, all I saw were dead people."
Xie Fan was about to nod his head when he heard him curse again: "Damn it! It's just a waste of my money!"
"Excellent nougat and orange candy, not to mention feeding a group of dead people, and being chased and beaten! Daddy is so mad!"
Chen Wuji started his never-ending abuse again, and was finally silenced by Jiang Jingyun with a 100 tael bank note.
The three briefly dealt with the things on Cangwu Mountain, and returned to Chen Xiujin without staying any longer.
But Chen Wuji didn't come, because he ran to the county government to tell the story of the incident, after all, the list of heroes was published in his name, so naturally he had to return to his life.
Chen Wuji, who used to dislike the small amount of 50 taels several times before, is now sitting opposite the county magistrate, describing his previous experiences vividly and vividly. There were a few terrified voices, which gave me a sense of being there.
"Okay, that's how things are. Actually, what kind of village is that? Stone Village? Wumen Village? Or Shimen Village?" At the end, Chen Wuji wanted to make a summary, but couldn't remember the name of the village.
"Shanmen Village." The county magistrate added silently, looking at Chen Wuji with suspicion. This person didn't even remember the name of the village. Isn't he really a liar?
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the yamen servant waiting by the door, slowly gesturing with his hands behind his back, already regarded Chen Wuji as a liar, and was careful about his next actions.
"Oh, Shanmen Village." Chen Wuji didn't realize it, and continued, "Generally speaking, everyone there is dead, and it's that person named Ah Zhu."
"So, magistrate, bring the 50 taels." After speaking, Chen Wuji faced the county magistrate with his palm up.
"How can you prove that what you said is true?" The county magistrate was unmoved, stroked his beard, his eyes were full of scrutiny, "You can't even name Shanmen Village, are you really not a liar?"
When Chen Wuji heard this, without further ado, he waved his sleeves to shake off the teacup in hand, and kicked the stool at his feet.
The yamen servants who had been waiting outside the door for a long time waited for an opportunity, the sound of swords being unsheathed sounded one after another, and the cold light traced Chen Wuji's handsome face covered with countless layers of dark clouds.
Compared to the embarrassment on Chen Wuji's side, the situation of Xie Fan on the other side is not so good.
"Damn things!"
Jiang Jingyun glared at Xie Fan fiercely, raised his hand and gave him a slap, pointed at the big white goose running around in front of him, and retreated like a god of plague.As a result, several daring geese rushed towards him, screaming excitedly, even happier than seeing their own mother.
Jiang Jingyun tapped his toes, jumped onto the roof as if he was running away, looked down at Xie Han from a high position, and said through gritted teeth: "Hurry up and get these geese away!"
Xie Yanben promised Chen Xiujin to feed his newly bought geese, how could he know that these geese were crazy hungry, they could not wait to swarm up when they saw the food, and happened to completely squeeze the rough fence.
The geese who had regained their freedom were less enthusiastic about the food, and began to flap their wings and fly around. The one who was the first to bear the brunt was the nearest Jiang Jingyun.
Xie Yan blew the whistle several times, his cheeks were sore, but the geese didn't listen to him at all.
"Second brother, they don't listen to me." Xie Fan looked up at the livid Jiang Jingyun on the roof, with grievances shining in his dark eyes.
"Then you won't take them back with food?" Jiang Jingyun said angrily.
"It's gone." Xie Fan pointed to the pond on one side, "The bag of millet was pecked into the water by them."
Jiang Jingyun: "..."
"Actually, this goose is quite cute." Xie Fan said weakly.
"Cute ass! Not cute at all! Are you blind?" Jiang Jingyun said coldly, his tone was trembling after careful study, "Hurry up and get rid of them, or you won't be able to enter again in the future." Prince Jing's Mansion."
No matter how slow Xie Fan finally came to his senses, he blinked and asked with some uncertainty: "Second brother."
"Are you... afraid of geese?"
"Say it again." Jiang Jingyun, who had been exposed, looked a little uncomfortable, but in order to build up his prestige in front of Xie Yan, he would not admit that he was afraid of geese.
"Second brother is afraid of geese?" Xie Fan has already confirmed that Jiang Jingyun is afraid of geese, and finds it funny that a man who has galloped on the battlefield for many years and killed decisively and majesticly is afraid of geese!
This is so cute!
How can the second brother be so cute!
Xie Fan couldn't help laughing, but he had to take Jiang Jingyun's face into consideration, so he suppressed a smile and asked nonchalantly, "Then why did the second elder brother stand on the roof? Isn't it to hide from them?"
"No." Jiang Jingyun firmly denied.
"Dirty." Jiang Jingyun paused for a while and found a very suitable reason.
Yes, that's right, it is dirty, dirty to death.
"It's getting hot now, Second Brother should come down." Xie Fan looked at the sweat dripping from Jiang Jingyun's forehead and said distressedly, "Don't worry, these geese won't touch you with me here."
"I just like basking in the sun." Jiang Jingyun once again said against his will for the sake of face, "The scenery up there is good."
But in my heart I was already annoyed.
What a broken goose!What a bad weather!How can it be so hot?Isn't the dog days already over?
This time, Xie Fan didn't go along with him, not to mention that it would take a while to get the geese back into the circle one by one, and with Jiang Jingyun's situation, if the geese didn't get all the geese back into the circle, they wouldn't come down alive.The day is getting more and more vicious, if you suffer from heat stroke, it will be much more uncomfortable.
Thinking of this, Xie Wen made up his mind to grab a goose directly, intending to cure Jiang Jingyun's self-esteem disease with drastic laws.
So, he jumped to the roof, walked up to Jiang Jingyun, held up the goose in his hand, and smiled: "I think so, the second brother is a hero, there is nothing to be afraid of, this goose is so cute, the second brother will definitely not be afraid .”
Xie Fan moved the goose closer to Jiang Jingyun while talking, and focused on the changes in his expression.
Jiang Jingyun: "!!!"
Jiang Jingyun only felt that his mood at this moment had been blown up by the countless gunpowder. The gunpowder smoke permeating the wounds was full of powerlessness and despair. Awakened the fear and despair engraved in the bone marrow.
"How is it? How do you get along with these geese? You can see how well they grow after drinking your blood. Second child, as I said, the head coach of the Xuanhu Camp is not so easy to be. If you dare to disobey me again, I will Release the captives, you can wait with these geese to enter the New Year's kitchen."
"Ayun, why do you always avoid me? You really make me sad. If you don't punish you well, it's a waste of my affection for you. These blood geese have been hungry for a long time, it's really The people who fed them were all killed by them. This is already the tenth, and I can’t find a suitable person for a while, so why don’t you feed me for a few days, it’s your punishment, okay? good?"
……
"No, don't come here."
The picture broken like a galaxy was quickly pieced together, and the fear that followed was like a huge wave rolled up on the shore, which caught people off guard.
"I don't want to." Jiang Jingyun's eyes gradually became empty, and he couldn't help stepping back, "We are different, different."
"I...I'm afraid."
"Second brother!"
Xie An sensed that something was wrong with Jiang Jingyun, realized that he had played with it, and threw away the geese in his hands, regardless of whether the geese could withstand the spiritual power or not, and cast a magic spell to hide them all.Then he suddenly stepped forward and hugged Jiang Jingyun, clearly feeling his trembling body, glimpsed the flush at the end of his eyes, pain and despair intertwined in his cold eyes.
"Second brother, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." Xie Fan slapped himself several times, hugged Jiang Jingyun with self-blame, patted his back repeatedly, and said with a sob, "Second brother, I'm really sorry. You always Staying here, I am afraid that you will suffer from heat stroke, and I just want to take you back to the house to rest."
"Second brother, the goose is gone, the goose is gone, there is no goose here now, don't be afraid, don't be afraid anymore." Xie Fan held Jiang Jingyun's face and kissed away the tears from the corner of his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice, "Second brother, the goose is gone , can you take a look at me?"
"No... gone?" Jiang Jingyun murmured.
"Yes, it's gone, it's gone." Xie Fan replied, "If you don't believe me, take a look."
Jiang Jingyun's empty eyes finally found a gleam of light, he turned his head as if wanting to confirm, but he stopped halfway, turned back again, buried his face in Xie Wan's chest, hugged him tightly, grabbed him clothes, tremblingly said: "Thank... thank you, I'm afraid... afraid of geese. They... eat me. It hurts... it hurts..."
Chen Wuji, who had finally climbed up the mountain and was about to take a breath, was immediately annoyed when he heard Xie Fan's words.
He pointed viciously at Xie Fan, raised his eyebrows, and spit everywhere: "Why don't you mix soybeans, mung beans, corn kernels and millet together and let me separate them one by one? It's better to have a one-day limit, no Can't you eat when you're done?"
"Then threaten me to sleep in the dark kitchen and prevent me from participating in various banquets. In the end, I can only rely on the elves to find me."
"What is Chen Yaoshi talking about? I have no choice but to say that the dead are the most important. It is too tragic to die without a whole body. Besides, the body is so broken that I really can't tell which is which. Let's talk , you are highly skilled, and piecing together corpses is not a piece of cake for you." Xie Fan chuckled, paced cautiously and hid behind Jiang Jingyun, blushing under Chen Wuji's eager eyes Compliments without jumping.
"Besides, it's the stepmother's job to ask you to sort things out without food and then sleep in the kitchen. I won't do it."
"100 taels." Jiang Jingyun said directly, "Do you want to do it?"
"Do!"
When Chen Wuji heard the words, he immediately put away his menacing look, and the flames that had sprung up were completely extinguished by a shower of silver.Immediately, he was happy physically and mentally, and he agreed with all his mouth, and he couldn't hide the pride in his eyes.Putting together corpses is a must-learn skill for Baiyunquan disciples at the beginning, and there are even several times when the corpses of the students in the school examination are more damaged than the ones in front of them.
Right now, it's easy.
Xie Fan's heart skipped a beat when he heard Jiang Jingyun throw 100 so boldly, did he just not blink his eyes?
In the past year and a half, he only had 100 taels of body weight, which he used to help the common people, and also bought various clothes for Jiang Jingyun, and used them for himself.
"By the way, let him be buried again." Jiang Jingyun said.
"Okay." Chen Wuji was immersed in the joy of earning money, and he was easy to discuss everything.
Within half a stick of incense time, he had returned the pile of white bones of different lengths to its original position, and a well-formed corpse appeared in front of his eyes.
"Huh?" Chen Wuji looked at the face on the corpse that was half blue and half black, and there was a black mole the size of a soybean growing on the half-rotten nose.He frowned and was surprised, "Isn't this the village chief? He was fine when I saw him a few days ago. He chased me with a broom and beat me. He ran the fastest. He died every few days. ? Grave grass grows so lush?”
"What's going on?" Chen Wuji pondered for a moment, then remembered what A Zhu said earlier, turned his eyes to the two behind him, and said quietly, "Before I dared to love, all I saw were dead people."
Xie Fan was about to nod his head when he heard him curse again: "Damn it! It's just a waste of my money!"
"Excellent nougat and orange candy, not to mention feeding a group of dead people, and being chased and beaten! Daddy is so mad!"
Chen Wuji started his never-ending abuse again, and was finally silenced by Jiang Jingyun with a 100 tael bank note.
The three briefly dealt with the things on Cangwu Mountain, and returned to Chen Xiujin without staying any longer.
But Chen Wuji didn't come, because he ran to the county government to tell the story of the incident, after all, the list of heroes was published in his name, so naturally he had to return to his life.
Chen Wuji, who used to dislike the small amount of 50 taels several times before, is now sitting opposite the county magistrate, describing his previous experiences vividly and vividly. There were a few terrified voices, which gave me a sense of being there.
"Okay, that's how things are. Actually, what kind of village is that? Stone Village? Wumen Village? Or Shimen Village?" At the end, Chen Wuji wanted to make a summary, but couldn't remember the name of the village.
"Shanmen Village." The county magistrate added silently, looking at Chen Wuji with suspicion. This person didn't even remember the name of the village. Isn't he really a liar?
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the yamen servant waiting by the door, slowly gesturing with his hands behind his back, already regarded Chen Wuji as a liar, and was careful about his next actions.
"Oh, Shanmen Village." Chen Wuji didn't realize it, and continued, "Generally speaking, everyone there is dead, and it's that person named Ah Zhu."
"So, magistrate, bring the 50 taels." After speaking, Chen Wuji faced the county magistrate with his palm up.
"How can you prove that what you said is true?" The county magistrate was unmoved, stroked his beard, his eyes were full of scrutiny, "You can't even name Shanmen Village, are you really not a liar?"
When Chen Wuji heard this, without further ado, he waved his sleeves to shake off the teacup in hand, and kicked the stool at his feet.
The yamen servants who had been waiting outside the door for a long time waited for an opportunity, the sound of swords being unsheathed sounded one after another, and the cold light traced Chen Wuji's handsome face covered with countless layers of dark clouds.
Compared to the embarrassment on Chen Wuji's side, the situation of Xie Fan on the other side is not so good.
"Damn things!"
Jiang Jingyun glared at Xie Fan fiercely, raised his hand and gave him a slap, pointed at the big white goose running around in front of him, and retreated like a god of plague.As a result, several daring geese rushed towards him, screaming excitedly, even happier than seeing their own mother.
Jiang Jingyun tapped his toes, jumped onto the roof as if he was running away, looked down at Xie Han from a high position, and said through gritted teeth: "Hurry up and get these geese away!"
Xie Yanben promised Chen Xiujin to feed his newly bought geese, how could he know that these geese were crazy hungry, they could not wait to swarm up when they saw the food, and happened to completely squeeze the rough fence.
The geese who had regained their freedom were less enthusiastic about the food, and began to flap their wings and fly around. The one who was the first to bear the brunt was the nearest Jiang Jingyun.
Xie Yan blew the whistle several times, his cheeks were sore, but the geese didn't listen to him at all.
"Second brother, they don't listen to me." Xie Fan looked up at the livid Jiang Jingyun on the roof, with grievances shining in his dark eyes.
"Then you won't take them back with food?" Jiang Jingyun said angrily.
"It's gone." Xie Fan pointed to the pond on one side, "The bag of millet was pecked into the water by them."
Jiang Jingyun: "..."
"Actually, this goose is quite cute." Xie Fan said weakly.
"Cute ass! Not cute at all! Are you blind?" Jiang Jingyun said coldly, his tone was trembling after careful study, "Hurry up and get rid of them, or you won't be able to enter again in the future." Prince Jing's Mansion."
No matter how slow Xie Fan finally came to his senses, he blinked and asked with some uncertainty: "Second brother."
"Are you... afraid of geese?"
"Say it again." Jiang Jingyun, who had been exposed, looked a little uncomfortable, but in order to build up his prestige in front of Xie Yan, he would not admit that he was afraid of geese.
"Second brother is afraid of geese?" Xie Fan has already confirmed that Jiang Jingyun is afraid of geese, and finds it funny that a man who has galloped on the battlefield for many years and killed decisively and majesticly is afraid of geese!
This is so cute!
How can the second brother be so cute!
Xie Fan couldn't help laughing, but he had to take Jiang Jingyun's face into consideration, so he suppressed a smile and asked nonchalantly, "Then why did the second elder brother stand on the roof? Isn't it to hide from them?"
"No." Jiang Jingyun firmly denied.
"Dirty." Jiang Jingyun paused for a while and found a very suitable reason.
Yes, that's right, it is dirty, dirty to death.
"It's getting hot now, Second Brother should come down." Xie Fan looked at the sweat dripping from Jiang Jingyun's forehead and said distressedly, "Don't worry, these geese won't touch you with me here."
"I just like basking in the sun." Jiang Jingyun once again said against his will for the sake of face, "The scenery up there is good."
But in my heart I was already annoyed.
What a broken goose!What a bad weather!How can it be so hot?Isn't the dog days already over?
This time, Xie Fan didn't go along with him, not to mention that it would take a while to get the geese back into the circle one by one, and with Jiang Jingyun's situation, if the geese didn't get all the geese back into the circle, they wouldn't come down alive.The day is getting more and more vicious, if you suffer from heat stroke, it will be much more uncomfortable.
Thinking of this, Xie Wen made up his mind to grab a goose directly, intending to cure Jiang Jingyun's self-esteem disease with drastic laws.
So, he jumped to the roof, walked up to Jiang Jingyun, held up the goose in his hand, and smiled: "I think so, the second brother is a hero, there is nothing to be afraid of, this goose is so cute, the second brother will definitely not be afraid .”
Xie Fan moved the goose closer to Jiang Jingyun while talking, and focused on the changes in his expression.
Jiang Jingyun: "!!!"
Jiang Jingyun only felt that his mood at this moment had been blown up by the countless gunpowder. The gunpowder smoke permeating the wounds was full of powerlessness and despair. Awakened the fear and despair engraved in the bone marrow.
"How is it? How do you get along with these geese? You can see how well they grow after drinking your blood. Second child, as I said, the head coach of the Xuanhu Camp is not so easy to be. If you dare to disobey me again, I will Release the captives, you can wait with these geese to enter the New Year's kitchen."
"Ayun, why do you always avoid me? You really make me sad. If you don't punish you well, it's a waste of my affection for you. These blood geese have been hungry for a long time, it's really The people who fed them were all killed by them. This is already the tenth, and I can’t find a suitable person for a while, so why don’t you feed me for a few days, it’s your punishment, okay? good?"
……
"No, don't come here."
The picture broken like a galaxy was quickly pieced together, and the fear that followed was like a huge wave rolled up on the shore, which caught people off guard.
"I don't want to." Jiang Jingyun's eyes gradually became empty, and he couldn't help stepping back, "We are different, different."
"I...I'm afraid."
"Second brother!"
Xie An sensed that something was wrong with Jiang Jingyun, realized that he had played with it, and threw away the geese in his hands, regardless of whether the geese could withstand the spiritual power or not, and cast a magic spell to hide them all.Then he suddenly stepped forward and hugged Jiang Jingyun, clearly feeling his trembling body, glimpsed the flush at the end of his eyes, pain and despair intertwined in his cold eyes.
"Second brother, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." Xie Fan slapped himself several times, hugged Jiang Jingyun with self-blame, patted his back repeatedly, and said with a sob, "Second brother, I'm really sorry. You always Staying here, I am afraid that you will suffer from heat stroke, and I just want to take you back to the house to rest."
"Second brother, the goose is gone, the goose is gone, there is no goose here now, don't be afraid, don't be afraid anymore." Xie Fan held Jiang Jingyun's face and kissed away the tears from the corner of his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice, "Second brother, the goose is gone , can you take a look at me?"
"No... gone?" Jiang Jingyun murmured.
"Yes, it's gone, it's gone." Xie Fan replied, "If you don't believe me, take a look."
Jiang Jingyun's empty eyes finally found a gleam of light, he turned his head as if wanting to confirm, but he stopped halfway, turned back again, buried his face in Xie Wan's chest, hugged him tightly, grabbed him clothes, tremblingly said: "Thank... thank you, I'm afraid... afraid of geese. They... eat me. It hurts... it hurts..."
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