The people I chased later became my backup tires.

A black Bentley slowly stopped in front of a tall office building. The glass curtain wall illuminated by the midday sun reflected a slightly dazzling light, like the waves reverberating around the lake.The young man in the car was wearing a well-fitting gray suit and a striped tie at the neckline. His demeanor was gentle and friendly, but his brown eyes seemed vaguely alienated. There is a small light red mole dotted at the end of her eyes, adding a bit of indescribable charm out of thin air.

The driver in the front row said: "Young master, you've arrived at Yuanyi Company."

The young man straightened his cuffs lightly, his peach blossom eyes with slightly elongated tails drooped slightly, the corners of his eyes were slightly curved, and the tails of his eyes were elongated, showing a somewhat indifferent and confused expression.

The driver glanced at the rearview mirror and stopped looking. This young master is a rare infatuation in the Xie family.

It's a pity that he is affectionate but is always annoyed by ruthlessness. The young master of the Jiang family that Xie Yu likes with all his heart and soul is neither far nor near, neither hot nor cold.

Generally speaking, Xie Yu went to find that young master Jiang Yiyuan. If the two of them didn't contact each other for a few days, Jiang Yiyuan wouldn't call or send a message to say hello, as if he didn't have this boyfriend.

As far as young master Xie is concerned, he is one of the most handsome men in Jiangcheng. If someone else is liked by Xie Yu as much, let alone like him, he is hard-hearted. It has been almost three years, and he can be warmed up.

But Jiang Yiyuan is still like this. Apart from keeping himself clean and not messing around outside, he doesn't look like a qualified boyfriend at all.

When the two were in love for two years, Xie Yu wanted to bring Jiang Yiyuan to meet his parents, but that person was irritated and perfunctory, saying that the two have not been in love for a long time, but it has been two years, and both of them are independent adults Man, that's a ridiculous excuse.

But these, Xie Yu endured.

It is clearly a love affair between two people, but Xie Yu is always one-sided. The two seldom date, eat together, and live like a bachelor.

Xie Yu nodded slightly to the driver, opened the car door, and held a warm food in his hand, like a virtuous wife.Mingming looks like a handsome, affectionate, gentle and polite overlord, but with the addition of a thermos, everything seems to have changed suddenly.

Xie Yu walked into Yuanyi's company holding a thermos bottle with no expression on his face. No one knew that a happy loli voice sounded in his ears.

"Hahaha, host, you don't know, the driver looked at you with sympathy just now, he doesn't know that although we are licking dogs, we are also licking kings who have everything we need to lick to the end!"

Xie Yu squeezed the thermos cup, and said in his heart: "What about us, you are the dog licker, and I am the king of lickers."

Lori voice: "..." I am not worthy.

There is a reason for Xie Yu to say this. I think back then, when he met the dog licking system for the first time and performed the first novice task, he was such an innocent and harmless child.

At that time, the system, who was also a novice, helped him make suggestions, saying that it was very reasonable. The essence of dog licking is love without complaint or regret. The extreme of love is hate. Hate is always entangled with love. It's very simple, just bully the target person to death.

Xie Yu thought it made sense, so he went against the target everywhere, and every time he did something bad, he would pretend to say affectionately: "I love you."

The result, of course, was that the target was blackened, and then Xie Yu was directly locked up. The task judged that Xie Yu's behavior did not comply with the dog-licking rules, and then their first world failed.

The failed Xie Yu and the system were confused and heavily in debt.

However, Xie Yu has always been a person who is very good at reflecting on progress, and he grasped a key point very keenly, the rule of licking dogs.

He couldn't find it anywhere in the system space, and finally opened the script, and saw a few lines of words that were as small as rice grains in the cracks on the front page.

"Rules of dog licking: 1. The target abuses me thousands of times, and I treat the target like first love.

2. Did you lick your target today?

3. If the lick is bitter, then it is the king of licking.

4. Lick the dog, lick until the end. "

Although none of these rules clearly stated how to be a good licking dog, Xie Yu cleverly extracted the key rules from these seemingly sand sculptures.

The first means that as a licking dog, you need to treat the target person with unconditional love forever; the second means that the actor needs to lick the target every day, and persevere; Bitter and unrequited love, in the eyes of outsiders, the harder it is, the more successful it is; the fourth is the settlement, which indicates that you will succeed in licking the target person, but it does not mention the criteria for licking, which is somewhat vague. Judgment is made according to certain provisions of the host system.

Xie Yu thought about it, and realized that it was no wonder that he was bound by this dog-licking system, because that's how he treated Li Yang in his own world.

Li Yang was the first person he tried to like.

Why do you say trying, because Xie Yu suffered from emotional deficit disorder since he was a child, and he doesn't know how normal people communicate and love each other.His parents would never go home for many years, and even if they did, they would just ask him a few questions coldly. Under such circumstances, Xie Yu didn't understand what love was at all.

But fortunately, he can pretend.

He observes others and then makes a detailed analysis.

Why do their facial muscles rise when they are happy, why their eyes change when they are sad, and what kind of response should they make when facing different situations.

No one taught him, but he learned everything one by one.

It's like a monster in human skin, but this monster doesn't think he is a monster. He understands all human emotions, but he just doesn't know what love is.

One of the Affective Deficit Disorders is that you think you are in love.

Xie Yu was like this, he set a goal, and then disguised himself as those men and women in love to pursue.

But at the same time, Xie Yu is a picky guy, so he chose Li Yang, who is regarded as a male god.

He had been chasing Li Yang for more than a year, and when he felt that he was about to succeed, the dog licking system appeared.

Xie Yu still remembers that day when he was about to ask Li Yang out for dinner, a loli voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "Hello host, I am the dog licking system, what wish do you have? Just bind with me to complete the task, what wish?" It can all be achieved~"

Xie Yu thought he was schizophrenic at the time. If so, it would be more troublesome to cover it up.

He ignored it at the time, but the little thing that called itself the system kept muttering in his head.

Later, it really didn't know how to say: "I don't want to look for you either, just talk to me, I'm really not a hallucination!"

"Besides, if it's a hallucination, it's fine if you agree."

Xie Yu put down the writing brush in his hand. Thinking about it, this is indeed the truth. In the past few days, he made several surveys anonymously, and the results showed that he did not have schizophrenia or any other mental illness.

In other words, this guy who suddenly appeared in his mind and claimed to be a system might really have some kind of power.

At that time, Xie Yu had a plan. He deliberately contacted the people from the Space-Time Bureau and asked for a special energy detector.

The era Xie Yu lived in was already a period of high human development, and it was not uncommon to travel to alien planets.

It's just that it was Xie Yu's first encounter with the system, but he didn't tell others. It turned out that he did have a spiritual host in his body that didn't belong to humans.

At this point, Xie Yu believed what it said.

Then the system said a long binding declaration, and that scene was comparable to a pyramid scheme.

"After the host is bound to the system, it will pass through the worlds of several novels according to the regulations. The task of the host is to lick the target character and be their first licking dog. If you point east or west, get out immediately if you tell me to leave. I like to answer and ignore, and I will come to you tomorrow."

Xie Yu knew at that time that the word licking a dog was probably not a good word, so he asked, "Are you mocking me?"

He asked the truth in this sentence, because he can't use his rich human experience to judge a non-human.

The system answered him in a loli voice: "No, no, you think too much. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not suffer from the knife of love. Our dog licking system is to make the target person feel unparalleled love, then What a great love—”

Xie Yu: "..."

Xie Yu was naturally bound to the system in the end. First, he really wanted something, and second, this opportunity could better "restore" him to a normal person.

This time, this world is already the third mission that the system and Xie Yu have gone through. Except for the failure of the first one, Xie Yu has completed the second and the current mission perfectly.

Infatuation and devotion have almost become a performance habit of Xie Yu. Everyone thinks that he must be the target person, including everyone in this world who knows him and Jiang Yiyuan.

Xie Yu walked to the front desk of Yuanyi Company. The little girl at the front desk was wearing a light blue front desk overalls, like a blooming orchid. When she saw Xie Yu, she smiled and said, "Mr. Xie is here, can you call the boss inside?" ?”

She glanced at the thermos cup in Xie Yu's hand, and thought, Mr. Jiang is really happy to have a boyfriend who treats him so well and infatuatedly. Like her boyfriend, it would be nice to come to the company to pick her up once. Not to mention bringing lunch to the company.

Xie Yu can always impress others with details, but unfortunately, that other person will never be Jiang Yiyuan.

Jiang Yiyuan always treats Xie Yu like a brother, not a lover. The two have been together for more than two years, but they rarely even kiss or hug.

Xie Yu bent his eyes at the little girl at the front desk, and the peach blossom eyes naturally showed a gentle look: "It's okay, no need to notify, I haven't seen you for a few days, give him a...surprise."

The young man said Microsoft with the last two words, but he hesitated a bit, as if he was not sure whether Jiang Yiyuan would really be as surprised as he said when he saw him.

The little girl felt a little distressed for him, but she could only look at the tall and straight figure of the man going away, and the gradually slender and shrinking shadow under him.

The light fell on him clearly, but it seemed that he was very lonely and desolate.

The lonely and desolate Xie Yu walked into the elevator with an unmoved expression on his face. He was gentle and polite to everyone, but he said to the system in his heart: "Today at noon, the delivery is the corn and radish bone soup that Jianggou hates the most. I didn't even eat it myself. Come to Pidiandian to give people soup, I will feel bad and he will not feel good!"

System: "Yes, he is too bullying. Although we are licking dogs, we are licking dogs with dignity!"

Xie Yu smiled lightly, this system is very easy to control, and it really is the little guy who just left the factory.It thought that Xie Yu was dissatisfied with Jiang Yiyuan's attitude towards him and was playing with his temper, but it didn't realize that this was also Xie Yu's attempt to test the bottom line of the main system.

Xie Yu actually experienced the "punishment" of the main system in the first world except for the novice mission. At that time, he did something that did not conform to the status of licking a dog. The sudden feeling can arouse panic in humans, but to be honest, it is really useless to Xie Yu. Apart from physical pain, Xie Yu has no fear of being deterred at all.

Of course, he will pretend.

This temptation is pleasant, Xie Yu doesn't need to think about the target everywhere, he just needs to make a gesture of kneeling and licking. It doesn't matter if the target doesn't like the soup, the reason for giving the soup is always good.

After all, good medicine tastes bitter.

The author has something to say: Pre-acceptance cubs Kang Kangacridine

"When a bitch suffers from unrequited love"

Qu Jianwei discovered that he was the underdog in two scumbag novels when he was in college.

It may be that the author likes his name very much, so he is the name of the cheap subject of the two abuse articles.

However, the worlds of these two scumbags seem to have merged.

Qu Jianwei met Slag Gong No. [-] not long after he started college.

Slag Gong No. [-] is handsome, has a mine in his family, and has an extraordinary status. Countless men and women flock to him. No. [-] never rejects anyone.

Qu Jianwei was very satisfied with Scum Gong No. [-]'s character, so he became Scum Gong No. [-]'s craziest licking dog.

But unlike others, he never confessed his love, so he became the only special person in Zha Gong No. [-] fish pond.

In the end, when Qu Jian Wei licked so much that people couldn't leave him, he turned around and left.

Zha Gong No. [-] was going crazy, confessing all kinds of things, asking Qu Jianwei why, Qu Jianwei just said: "I don't like the way you like me."

Qu Jianwei actually knew that he was sick a long time ago. He suffered from unrequited love, that is, Lithromantic, which describes the feeling of "I just like you and don't like me".

It specifically refers to "a person who develops a love for someone but does not expect an emotional response (such a person's love plot may disappear due to the other party's emotional response)."

Qu Jianwei was a little disappointed, he thought that Slag Gong No. [-] could satisfy his unique view of love, but he didn't expect that the other party was just like others, so he had no choice but to give up in the end.

A few years after graduating from university, he met Slag Gong No. [-], who married him. Right after they got married, he bluntly said that the two were just cooperating to take advantage of their relationship.

But such a proud child of heaven, became jealous when he saw Qu Jianwei kissing others.

In the end it was abandoned.

Chasing his wife to the crematorium, burned to ashes all over her body.

Attack Angle:

Yuning has been hiding something from Qu Jianwei, that Zha Gong number one is him, and he is also number two.

Yu Ning changed from unscrupulous to calm and serious, but he thought he liked it.

He knew that Qu Jianwei was ill, so he tried to cut in from here, even if this person only loved him and disliked his appearance, as long as Qu Jianwei was by his side, he could pretend.

There is no marriage, there has always been only one heart.

And these two so-called scumbags were actually just because Qu Jianwei had never seen the ending, so he didn't know that the ending was written by them.

Qu Jianwei didn't know that there was such a person who could break his pride and bow down to him.

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Yuning & Qu Jianwei

There are two more advance notices

"All the fans are crazy about me"

"When Aquaman's spare tires are sexually changed"

They're all masters and receivers, the type that the heartthrob Shura field flies like a dog.