Don't point the gun at me [e-sports]

Early the next morning, Qi Yu was called home by his mother for a reunion dinner.

Qi's mother urged thousands of times and asked to take Jiang Fei back.

Qi Yu felt strange, but he didn't ask too much. After all, no matter what the reason was, this matter started to develop in a good direction.

As for Jiang Fei, he didn't think so.

Jiang Fei was dragged away. He leaned his head on the car window and pretended to be dead, feeling agitated.

For him, a good day is to fall asleep after rewatching "The Legend of the Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit", get up at noon to order takeaway, play two games after eating, open a voice to mock his pig teammates, and then, Pull the light.

Qi Yu kicked his perfect plan over.

This is really annoying.

So until he stepped into the threshold of the Qi family, Jiang Fei kept a dark face, so that he dawdled in the car for a while.

Qi Ma, who opened the door for them, looked around and didn't catch a glimpse of Jiang Fei. She looked a little unnatural, dragged her son to the kitchen, and said in a low voice, "Didn't I tell you to bring Jiang Fei back? You Did you break up with him?!"

Qi Yu scratched his hair: "He's still packing his things in the car, and he'll be over in a while." After a while, he touched his nose again, "No, what's wrong with you, you didn't have this attitude when you saw Jiang Fei before."

Qi Ma frowned: "What happened to me before?"

Qi Yu took a deep breath: "Is it true that once people get older, their memory will also decline? You saw Jiang Fei wanting to eat him before, did you mean you, huh?" go outside.

While the two were arguing in the kitchen, Jiang Fei walked in slowly, sat down on the sofa, and kept covering the screen of the phone with her hands, for fear that others would not see her guilty conscience.

"What are you looking at?" Qi Yu suddenly leaned over and startled him.

Jiang Fei gave a dry cough, then quickly locked the screen, put the phone in his pocket, and glanced around: "Did we come here empty-handed?"

Qi Yu shrugged: "Otherwise? It's so cold, and it's still snowing outside, so it would be nice to come back." After speaking, he seemed to understand what Jiang Fei meant, and he couldn't help but smile, "Why, do you think it's okay to come back?" Are you sorry to see your parents have empty hands?"

Jiang Fei, who was poked in the center of his mind, snorted coldly: "None of your business."

Qi Ma didn't know what to do in the kitchen, and there was no movement for a long time.

The two of them were sitting on the sofa watching TV, and Jiang Fei secretly nestled in a corner to watch his mobile phone. Just when Qi Yu was about to lean over to take a look, he locked the screen again, and said in a bad tone, "What are you watching!"

Qi Yu cut it, and continued to eat apples and watch TV, but he couldn't stop glancing at Jiang Fei from the corner of his eye.

I don't know if it's his illusion, but I always feel that Jiang Fei is a little restless today.

Sure enough, within two seconds, Jiang Fei stood up again, breathed a sigh of relief with great determination, and entered the kitchen step by step.

Qi Yu hurriedly pulled on his slippers and followed.

He lay on the door frame, and saw his mother quickly put the phone into her pocket at a glance, with a flustered expression, as if she had done something wrong.

Qi Yu couldn't help frowning.

What happened to these two people today?

"Auntie, I'll wash the dishes for you." Jiang Fei walked over, rolled up her sleeves, picked up a plate and began to wash it.

"Ah? Oh, let's brush." ​​Qi Ma hurriedly took a step to the side.

Jiang Fei didn't know how to wash the dishes at all, so she squeezed the dish soap on indiscriminately and started to wash it with water.

He wiped the water off his face with his sleeve, and when his hand slipped, the plate shattered with a bang.

The air suddenly fell into silence.

Qi Yu who was lying on the edge of the door frame swallowed.

Jiang Fei quickly tidied up the debris, and then touched a plate to spray dish soap.

He licked his dry lips: "Auntie, your hairstyle is so beautiful."

The corners of Qi Ma's mouth rose slightly: "Really."

"Crack!!!"

Another one broke.

"Auntie, this dress of yours is also pretty."

"...That's right, Xiao Yu bought it."

"Crack!!!"

"Then what, auntie, your shoes are not bad."

"...Well, I also think this is a more popular style of cotton slippers."

"Crack!!!"

Jiang Fei glanced at Qi Ma quickly from the corner of her eye, and after a while, she choked out a sentence: "Your skin is also very good, and you can't tell that you are over half a hundred years old."

"I am 45 this year."

Just when Jiang Fei's sinful hands touched another plate, Qi Yu finally couldn't stand it anymore, went in and dragged him out.

"Do you want to put the pot directly on the table later?!" Qi Yu glared at him, "It's a waste of help. I won't be polite if I see you in the kitchen again."

Jiang Fei pouted: "How do I know that plate is so slippery?"

"You fucking have the guts to say it?!" Qi Yu's eyes widened in disbelief, "When you invited other teammates over for dinner, you went to wash the dishes and broke a few dishes, so you didn't know what to do?"

Jiang Fei snorted coldly and stopped talking back.

After that, more than half an hour later, Qi Ma brought up the prepared meals one by one.

Qi Yu frowned: "Mom, what are you secretly looking at with your mobile phone in the kitchen! This dish is almost burnt."

Qi Ma let out a cry, she didn't seem to have regained her senses, she just pushed the served rice over: "Don't talk while eating, shut‖your mouth."

"Oh……"

One or two of them had something to hide from him, the more Qi Yu thought about it, the more angry he became.

"It's delicious." Jiang Fei said suddenly with a straight face.

The rice grains in Qi Yu's mouth almost went the wrong way and ran to the trachea in fright, he covered his mouth and coughed violently.

It attracted Qi Ma's glaring.

"Jiang Fei, are you praising people?" Qi Yu couldn't help laughing out loud, "You fucking can still praise people? Can you still praise others with this mouth?"

"Why, what's wrong with Xiao Fei telling the truth!" Qi Ma glared at him, "Look at you, don't you have a sitting posture, don't you have a standing posture, and talk so much while eating, can you learn from him!"

Qi Yu was stunned, and after a while, he slapped himself.

Is my mother hating herself for Jiang Fei?

He slapped himself, then frowned, it hurt, it wasn't a dream.

Could it be...he crossed over?

Just like the bloody plots in many Jinjiang novels? ? ?

"Auntie, I don't know if you have watched the show "Mother's Way." Jiang Fei has surprised Qi Yu more than once today, "It will start again soon."

Just when he was about to remind Jiang Fei that his mother only likes to watch large-scale youth romance series, he heard the lady say "OK".

Qi Yu smiled and covered his face.

Can't live anymore, this is not his mother and his man at all.

In the end, the two sat on the sofa, and Qi Yu cleaned up the dining table.

Because there is only one hand, it is also inconvenient to pack it up. He can only walk back and forth a few more times.

On the first trip, he served a dish of sliced ​​pork with cabbage.

"Auntie, don't worry, Qi Yu won't suffer if he follows me."

"I believe you are not an irresponsible person."

Qi Yu:? ? ?

On the second trip, he brought a candied sweet potato.

"I have the confidence to bring him a better future, both spiritually and materially."

"Auntie believes you have this ability."

Qi Yu:? ? ?

On the third trip, he served an egg with leeks.

"I will love him, love him and take care of him for the rest of my life."

"...Well, I believe so."

Qi Yu got goosebumps when he heard it, and almost slapped Jiang Fei's face with the dishes in his hand.

He put down his things and grabbed Jiang Fei's ears: "What the hell are you talking about with my mother here?! You still love me, love me and take care of me. I'll be fine if I don't get so angry with you!"

After teaching Jiang Fei a lesson, Qi Yu looked at his mother again, a little dissatisfied: "Mom, let him forget it, why are you messing around with Jiang Fei! Besides, you didn't have the same attitude towards the two of us before. , If you say you have changed your sex, you will change your sex?!"

Qi Ma stretched out her head and glanced at Jiang Fei, who was rushed by Qi Yu to clean up the table, and sighed: "No, Mom just thinks that this child is quite pitiful."

Qi Yu let out a sigh: "Where did you find it? It's not written on Baidu."

Qi Ma sighed and said everything in detail.

Shocked, Qi Yu had no other feelings other than being shocked.

He was sitting on the sofa, shaking his legs constantly, every cell from the soles of his feet to the strands of his hair was boiling, with a wicked and charming smile on his face.

Jiang Fei glanced at him: "Does your hand hurt again?"

Qi Yu stared back: "No! It's just a muscle strain and it will be fine in two days!"

Jiang Feiao let out a cry, and sat down next to him: "Then why are the corners of your mouth twitching?"

Qi Yu sneered and pinched Jiang Fei's thigh.

----

"What are you doing again!" Nan Yan sat on the sofa with his hands crossed over his chest, with a straight face and his mouth pouted.

Jiang Han coughed and waved the smell of cigarettes on his body: "Go and find Qi Yu..."

Before he finished speaking, Nan Yan pounced on him and hugged Jiang Han tightly: "Why are you looking for them again? Don't you love your little cutie?"

Jiang Han pushed his head away, expressionless: "What are you talking about?" He paused and continued, "Didn't I take you to Qi Yu's house before? His mother has never been able to accept this. thing."

Nan Yan let out a long sigh, then slipped the milk out of the hot water, wiped it clean and threw it to Jiang Han, suddenly a little aggrieved: "Then why didn't you take me there?"

Jiang Han glanced at him: "You have been so busy with the 48 youth training recently, why should I ask you?"

Nan Yan laughed out loud: "I think Mama Qi treats you very well, what's the matter, do you know each other?"

Jiang Han shook his head, plugged in a straw and took a sip of milk: "You are not in our team, there are some things you don't understand."

Nan Yan stood there in a daze for a while: "You fucking don't tell me that Hu Tao is his father."

Jiang Han was really thirsty, and he continued to speak after finishing the box of milk: "What are you thinking? Hu Tao is the next coach, and there was another one before him, named Qi Caizhi, Qi Yu's father, Founder of FB."

Nanyan "Gah--" wanted to pull over.

"You probably don't know how FB got here, Qi Yu's mother is Fang Bing."

Nan Yan felt that he couldn't breathe.