Don't point the gun at me [e-sports]

"If love comes or not, don't come back and beg me if you can't get a taxi." Jiang Fei dropped this sentence angrily, "Do you think I came back because of you?"

Qi Yu was too lazy to talk nonsense with him: "Then why not? Don't tell me you came back for training."

Jiang Fei tilted her head and looked at him coolly: "Look at you, are you narcissistic again?"

"I'm so fucking narcissistic." Qi Yu rolled his eyes, not wanting to argue with him about these useless things, "I'm leaving first, call me for training tomorrow morning."

Jiang Fei squinted at him.

Qi Yu instantly understood what he meant, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a coaxing tone like a child: "My phone is not on mute, please reply, huh?"

Only then did Jiang Fei turn sideways and let him go.

"How is it?" Jiang Fei leaned on the door frame, looked at Jiang Han beside him, and asked seemingly casually, but secretly stinged with her fingers.

"It's pretty good." Jiang Han nodded in approval, and then put a chuckle on his mouth, "But, I guess he doesn't want to come to FB."

"Where can you tell?" Jiang Fei frowned, and her stingy hands stopped instantly.

"Fortunately, I have you." Jiang Han gave him a meaningful look, then patted him on the shoulder, "Qi Yu would never agree to come to FB if ​​it were anyone else."

Jiang Fei pursed her lips.

for me?From there it looks like it's for me?

Jiang Han stopped talking too much, and shook his head slightly: "You will understand one day." After finishing speaking, he turned and went back to rest.

Jiang Fei was left at a loss.

More than half an hour later, Jiang Fei took a shower and closed the curtains. Just as he was about to undo the neat and wrinkle-free quilt, his cell phone rang.

Disturbed Jiang Fei's sleeping ceremony.

He rubbed his hair irritably, walked to the table and looked at his phone, wanting to see who would dare to send him a message at this time.

However, after his eyes touched the name that popped up in the message box, his irritable mood was suddenly smoothed out, and even brought a little joy.

After reading the message, Jiang Fei couldn't help laughing giagia.

Mobile Bait: Where are you?

Mobile bait: I can't hit the car.

Tut tut.Jiang Fei couldn't help squinting her eyes, and then she pulled on her slippers and wrapped herself in a bathrobe and went to the door of the training room.He ran fast, with a triumphant smile on his face.

He must make a good laugh at Qi Yu.

After seeing Qi Yu squatting there pitifully playing with his mobile phone, Jiang Fei instantly forgot her purpose of coming here in the first place.

The training room was pitch black, and the door was locked by Jiang Fei before leaving.

Qi Yu was leaning against the wall, the gloomy light from the mobile phone hit his face, making his delicate and handsome face unobstructed.

Jiang Fei put her arms around her chest and leaned on the side railing to look at him.The more you look at it, the more you think Qi Yu looks good. Why are those eyelashes so curled up?How can the bridge of the nose be just right?Why are those eyes so aura and attractive?

Qi Yu was checking Weibo there, but he always felt a scorching gaze hanging over his head. He frowned and raised his head tentatively.

Then he met Jiang Fei's burning eyes and was taken aback.

Qi Yu stood up, and instantly cast a cold stare over him.

"Are you a fucking ghost? You can't tell me when you're here? Do you know that I'm about to be blown into an old popsicle here?" Qi Yu scolded loudly.

Yes, Jiang Fei shook his head slightly, Qi Yu was still the same Qi Yu, who could shatter all other people's fantasies about him with just one mouth.

"Why don't you talk!" Qi Yu frowned and touched his arm.

"No, I just feel..." Jiang Fei looked at him from the corner of his eye, then sighed softly, "Has anyone ever told you that you are noisy?"

The corner of Qi Yu's mouth twitched, and then resisted the urge to punch up, and put on a smiling face of Mona Lisa: "Anyway, the contract is not signed, if you force me, I will leave tomorrow."

"Actually, you can leave tonight." Jiang Fei's lips twitched slightly, "You should go."

Qi Yu wanted to bump his head to death.

It didn't take long to arrive at Jiang Fei's room. Qi Yu's curiosity was immediately aroused when he saw him blocking the door reluctantly.

"You let me in, didn't you kindly invite me before?" Qi Yu didn't go in for a while, a little annoyed, "It's late at night, I don't want to play such childish games with you!"

"You can go in." Jiang Fei firmly blocked the door, "But don't touch the things inside, or I will drive you out."

Qi Yu rolled his eyes: "There are so many fucking things."

Jiang Fei's face darkened, and he stood in front of him like a mountain, motionless.

Qi Yu had an inexplicable sense of oppression, and he looked away guiltily: "It's alright, alright, I understand, absolutely don't touch anything inside."

Only then did Jiang Fei turn sideways.

In fact, there was nothing in his room, not even wallpaper, everything he saw was pale, especially the quilt, which was fucking white, no different from a hospital.

Just like Jiang Fei's personality, monotonous and boring.

Qi Yu sighed, turned around and landed on the bed.

"Ga——!!!" A piercing rooster screamed across the night sky.

Qi Yu immediately bounced up, pointing to the place where he just sat with a startled expression: "What's in here?"

Jiang Fei frowned, a little unhappy, he walked over, carefully took out a screaming chicken from under the quilt, and then looked at Qi Yu seriously: "You are sitting on Xiaoliu, you should be more careful in the future ?"

Qi Yu: ...

He stared blankly at Jiang Fei putting the Screaming Chicken back, and then covered it with a corner of the quilt, as if he understood what Jiang Fei learned from his laughter.

"No, you're fucking weird too." Qi Yu couldn't laugh or cry, "I've seen people who fall asleep with plush toys, like you like screaming chickens..." Qi Yu looked at him playfully, "It's really muddy without staining."

"Xiao Liu is not an ordinary toy." Jiang Fei frowned, denying, "If you can't get up in the morning, just lightly press Xiao Liu's stomach, and you will wake up."

Qi Yu didn't want to speak, but just smiled.

He couldn't communicate with this man, really.

Originally, Jiang Fei wanted Qi Yu to sleep on the floor, but Qi Yu's face turned green when he heard it, and he pointed at the big and soft bed under his buttocks and growled: "This bed can sleep four of you, so what kind of floor is it? !"

Jiang Fei couldn't think of a reason to refute him.

So the two of them slept on the same bed.

At first, Jiang Fei thought it was nothing, but after compromising, she put on a blindfold and fell asleep.

Half an hour later, a rooster crow pierced the sky.

After a rustling movement, Jiang Fei struggled to sit up, looked at Qi Yu who was sleeping beside her with those rabbit-like red eyes, and resisted the urge to throw him directly from the fourth floor .

He pulled two pieces of toilet paper to plug his ears, frowned, turned over and continued to sleep.

Two hours later, a familiar rooster crow pierced the night sky.

Jiang Fei's mouth moved.

Immediately afterwards, the screaming chicken went "嘎——!!!" all of a sudden, screaming and screaming.

Jiang Fei sat up and threw off the blindfold.

He grabbed Xiao Liu's slender neck and threw him eight feet away.

After finally lying down, Jiang Fei eased the suffocation in his heart, adjusted his sleeping position, folded his hands neatly on his lower abdomen, and prepared to fall asleep.

Then, Qi Yu picked up like an octopus.

Jiang Fei felt his head was smoking.

Probably out of anger.

At six o'clock in the morning, Qi Yu's deafening wake-up bell perfectly replaced Xiao Liu's role.

He yawned and rubbed his eyes as he went to turn off the alarm clock.

Sunlight poured down through the gaps in the curtains, just hitting the bed, making Qi Yu warm and very comfortable.

Good morning.

Qi Yu turned over: ...

It would be even better if he could ignore the person beside him who was leaning sideways and staring at him with his head propped up.

"Are you sick?!" Qi Yu picked up a corner of the quilt, stretched it back with a look of horror, and almost fell, "How long have you been staring at me??"

"To be precise, it should be two hours." Jiang Fei smiled, her eyes were bloodshot, and she seemed to be tormented, "I really underestimated you, I thought that no one would let me Give up Xiao Liu."

Qi Yu: ...

Is this a good word?How weird it sounds.

"Grumbling--"

The kettle outside was boiling, and the power was automatically cut off within a few seconds.

Qi Yu was rinsing his mouth there, using Jiang Fei's spare toothbrush and cup, with an ugly expression on his face.

Uglier than his face was Jiang Fei who hadn't slept all night.

"Now that I think about it, my head was really kicked by a donkey. I thought you would sleep as peacefully as your face, but I didn't expect it to be the same as what you said. Have you ever seen locusts cross the border? I don't understand Right? In short, it's just chattering." Jiang Fei started talking since he woke up, and his mouth never stopped.

Isn't it incredible?

Jiang Fei also found it incredible that the lively, cheerful and approachable persona he had maintained all the year round collapsed like this.

He began to wonder if Qi Yu was the offline navy that Nanyan bought to defeat him.

When the two rushed to the training room to play games, Ma Zitong discovered that they were abnormal.

First of all, it is very abnormal for them not to fight each other.

Judging from his many years of experience in dealing with gods, these two people definitely have their own ulterior motives.Ma Zitong squinted his eyes, leaned against the door frame, rubbed his chin with the ball of his thumb, and pondered with his little girl's unique sensitive and careful thinking.

Qi Yu walked up to Jiang Han, rubbed his unruly hair: "Captain Jiang, I just want to ask if there is a room prepared for me tonight?"

"Yes, the housekeeping aunt is already cleaning up." Jiang Han nodded, then took out a cigarette and smiled at him, "I wronged you last night, so I didn't go home so late."

"Oh, it's okay." Qi Yu shook his head, and gave Jiang Fei a meaningful look, "Jiang Fei and I got together and slept through the night."

Ma Zitong became energetic in an instant, and there was a great desire to gossip in his small eyes.Case solved, students!Look at Xiao Qi Yu's eyes, there is such a little helplessness in the complaint, and there is such a trace of unbearable looking back in the calmness...

The circus figured it out instantly, then coughed twice, pretending to be serious: "Okay, the PCPI finals are about to start, can you have a good rest tonight?"

Jiang Gossip sneered: "Have a good rest? I have to have a good rest too."

Ma Zitong slapped his thigh, his face full of shock: "So... so... are you the one at the bottom?" Then he took a few deep breaths, as if to calm down, "Oh, it's exciting."

Qi Yu: ...

This team is not serious, I want to leave.