Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

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Lu Feng suddenly seemed to be unable to understand Chinese.

He slightly pushed away Chu Ya who was leaning on his chest, subconsciously grabbed Chu Ya's shoulder, and asked, "What do you mean?"

But in just four words, for some reason, it touched the sensitive point of the first troll. Chu Ya blushed and gritted his teeth in an instant, and suddenly bumped his head on his chin, which made him grin in pain, but he couldn't help touching it. Chu Ya's forehead: "...Why did you hit me?"

"Does it hurt?"

Chu Ya's forehead, cheeks and ears were all red, and as soon as he cared about her, she punched him in the chest instead: "Take care of yourself!"

Then, he watched Chu Ya crawling and dragging the quilt back to the bed on the other side, and heard Chu Ya covered her head and started talking to herself.

——Looking for places to sell gas tanks and explosives, unscrewing his cap, and asking him to stop playing VPL and go to the idiot competition where he is a professional...etc.

The writing level of the first troll really has the flavor of a historian's swan song, without rhyme or coquettishness.

Lu Yan was stunned for a long time by the spray, and then the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and suddenly his face burned red, and he understood something.

His breathing became disordered, and he finally got out of bed and tried to explain it to Chu Ya, but the other party sternly refused: "Let's go, let's go, it's closed today, no more customers...!"

No one knew how long Lu Yan had been emotionally alone under that light, before he gradually stabilized his breathing and dared to reach out and hug him with the quilt: "You... come out first and then talk?"

Chuya remained motionless, and for a long time finally struggled to sit up and kicked his legs - he showed his thin limbs, but his head was still covered, like a shrunken turtle, silent.

Lu Yan wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, so he tried his best to suppress his tension, grabbed Chu Ya's calf, and asked, "You... just now, did you mean that you can be my boyfriend?"

Chu Ya immediately curled up her toes and said, "...Of course not!"

He refused to come out, so Lu Yan took advantage of his inattention and squeezed his shoulders to get in, asking, "Really?"

"Damn..." The light got darker, Chuya wanted to push people away, "You fucking...you go out—"

But he didn't expect at all that Lu Yan broke his protective shield, and he had to reach out to touch his face, and deliberately replied: "I'll go out if it hurts."

"...I'll fuck you, uncle." Chu Ya blushed, showing a look about to strike, "Looks like I have to let you know today what it means to be a filial son under a stick...!"

Lu Yan looked at him with a smile. Not only was he not afraid of being beaten, but he also rubbed his blushing and limp cheeks with his fingertips, and said, "Since you don't want to be my boyfriend, why don't you let me be your boyfriend?" ?”

The space is small and dark, only a small part of the light can leak in from the quilt, but it still makes Lu Yan's eyes shine softly, like the surface of a lake reflected by the moonlight.

Chu Ya was seen clenching her palms tightly, and her tongue was about to knot: "No, it's not good..."

His soul hugged Lu Feng until his mother was about to start to be shallow and deep, but his vocal cords couldn't be controlled: "Retreat, retreat from the court, we will discuss things tomorrow."

Just impulsively hinting whether Lu Feng wants to fall in love just now seems to have exhausted all his courage today.

He began to pray that Lu Yan would immeasurably punish him with kisses on the spot, but unexpectedly, this guy gradually closed his lips, aggrieved like a puffer fish: "Oh, that's fine, that humble job will resign first."

At a certain moment, Chu Ya clearly felt a malicious smile in Lu Yan's eyes, but he still couldn't hold back and immediately stepped on Lu Yan's ankle violently to prevent people from leaving: "Say, why are you leaving? "

But Lu Yan actually planned to get up: "Oh...then I won't resign, I plan to just resign and return home, and never come back again."

Chu Yaming knew that he should control himself, but he still grabbed Lu Feng's clothes in a hurry, and kissed him - sure enough, the angry puffer fish turned into a smiling little fox in a second, and said to him: " ...Ancestor, you use my mouth too easily?"

Chu Ya paused halfway through wiping her mouth, her mind exploded.

He knew that Lu Yan was up to something, but he was always easily fooled, as precise as a written program, and he didn't even have a fucking bug.

But...he seems to have gradually seen the sincerity that Lu Yan has hidden for many years, so he doesn't want to be the same as this time again. Even when Lu Yan explained on Weibo that the meaning of AUG11 is his birthday, he can acquiesce that it was made up by the situation. .

He was afraid of hurting Lu Feng, and he was even more greedy, and wanted to see more likes that Lu Feng had hidden.

Just like now, he remembered that many years ago at 11 o'clock in the middle of the night, he smoked a cigarette and searched through the address book alone, and finally he could only send a message to the male high school student in the private message list: [In? 】

The other party replied in seconds: [What's the matter, God? 】

But this made Chu Ya a little worried about him: [Haven't slept yet?Can't sleep again? 】

The other party replied: 【It’s summer vacation, and it’s not even 12 o’clock. Is this how young people under the age of 20 can sleep? 】

"..." Chu Ya was so stunned that he spit out: [Little brother, your attitude has become more and more arrogant recently? 】

【Humph】The other party said:【It's not what you're used to】

Chu Ya blushed, thinking for a second how this guy has learned how to seduce people at such a young age - when he closed his eyes, his mind was still filled with the voices of his teammates mocking him, but he didn't ask this guy who was not born in society What the student said, he just said: [Today is my birthday, no one remembers it, it's almost over, so I...pretend to tell you by accident]

【...Don't jb laugh at me, even if I occasionally want to celebrate my birthday, there's nothing wrong with it】

If you really want to say, he himself is actually still at school age.

The other party was silent for a while, and replied "Happy Birthday" to him, and promised "Don't say that, in the future, with me, someone will remember your birthday every year." He once replied "Yes", but after all, he failed to cooperate with this promise. .

In his vague memory, he seems to have forgotten many things, but... Lu Yan seems to always remember.

At this moment, he was fortunate that he had begun to see the shyness hidden by Lu Yan - even when the other party reached out to embrace him, he did pretend to smile naturally.

"Okay, okay, no, I won't tease you anymore." Under the lingering light, Lu Yan pulled back the quilt covering the heads of the two of them, and said, "Actually, your answer...I have already understood it."

Chuya came back to her senses, and couldn't help but bow her head, making incoherent excuses.

"Miss understand what?"

"Is there a lack of social beatings?"

"I don't fucking mean to let you be my boyfriend...!"

——Obviously denying everything, but Lu Yan seemed to be listening to some passionate confession, blushing all the way to the ears, and deliberately said to cover up his shyness: "Oh...that's really not good, I can be your girlfriend too."

The corner of Chuya's mouth twitched, and she manually sanctioned: "Be my girlfriend? If you want to be my girlfriend, I have to verify your identity to see if you are a girl—"

He stretched out his hands to use violence, Lu Yan yelled and hid with a smile. The two of them were like elementary school boys, laughing and joking, hugging and rolling around for several times without stopping - until the shaking light suddenly stopped, and the two The people also exchanged breaths, and their eyes met. They both stared at each other for a second, and suddenly stopped their movements.

Chu Ya's forehead was disheveled, she looked up at Lu Yan, and immediately withdrew her hand, not knowing where to hide her gaze, while Lu Yan supported her arms, so embarrassed that she didn't dare to move - in the end, it was Chu Ya who pushed the road Sitting up, he stammered, "...you...go to take a bath...turn down the water temperature...it will take effect quickly...I...I'll go to bed first..."

"Hmm..." Lu Yan hurriedly got up and went to the bathroom in embarrassment, feeling an inexplicable grievance but didn't say anything.

As for how long Chu Ya blushed while hugging a carrot pillow in bed alone, Lu Feng didn't know.

The author has something to say: ＊Changed a shielding word, saying why explosives are blocked ()

感谢在2019-11-2404:11:49~2019-11-2600:09:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I want to catch fish and disagree with one;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: take another mouthful and one bottle at a time;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!