Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

Lu Feng chose the bloody battle, and Chu Ya gave up his position as a free agent and took the sniper position he had vacated.

As soon as this usurping operation came out, the barrage exploded again.

[Crazy hint? 】

[Take off your hat and salute to welcome the return of China's number one sniper]

[Did 666 provoke you so soon?]

"Choose a sniper?" Lu Yan asked him, "Don't let me nurse you?"

Chuya is very confident: "I'll pull the remote, and just apply the bandage myself."

Entering the game, the old enemy Guan Cen happened to be matched as teammates. Lu Yan looked at the words LY and Shen Yue in the team list, and laughed out loud: "Isn't this Guan Cen, Captain Guan of the well-known LY team? A long time ago."

"Strange yin and yang?" Guan Cen replied, "Back and make a decision."

Seeing that ChuY was there, he casually asked, "Son, have you lost your virginity? When can I hold my grandson to enjoy my old age?"

"Do you want me to recommend a style for you? The mint flavor is my favorite."

Lu Yan hurriedly interrupted him: "I'm live broadcasting."

"..." Guan Cen cursed, "Didn't you tell me about the live broadcast earlier? Destroying my image as a pure boy?"

Lu Yan was a little nervous, while looking at Chuya, he said to Guan Cen: "I just said hello to you and you drove the car outside the Milky Way, blame me?"

"Why are you looking at me?" Chu Ya just turned his head and met his eyes, and quickly glanced away, "Why do you want to lose your virginity? I want Dad to buy you a XX cup with free shipping?"

However, Chu Ya still blushed and muttered in her heart, whoever said that everyone likes mint flavor, I prefer strawberry or grapefruit flavor.

Guan Cen complained, "Nine generations of single pass, I just want to help your son who is not up to date", and the barrage was full of question marks.

【? ? ? 】

【I'm dirty】

[Did I enter the VAN-4 live broadcast area or the online kiln? 】

[Is the face of Shenshen who has slept with 800 people really still virgin? ? ? 】

Lu Feng felt embarrassed, and changed the subject: "Where is this dance?"

Only then did Guan Cen realize that he was in a bloody battle: "Hey, when did Noble VPL's number one sniper start playing support?"

Seeing that No. 2 Chuya was the sniper, Guan Cen was silent for three seconds, and suddenly realized something: "...Fuck, yes brother."

"In two weeks, do you have to start kneeling on the keyboard?? I'll give you the mechanical keyboard of the green axis. The sound is louder when you kneel."

"Yes, yes, yes." Lu Yan laughed, "In two years, I will take my husband's surname."

As he said that, he asked Chu Ya: "Ancestor, what do you think of the name Chu Yan?"

"..." Chu Ya blushed and said intentionally, "It's ugly, I don't have a son like you."

He thought, Lu Yan has given face so much, and the barrage probably has a new understanding of his family status—so Chu Yaquietly cut out to watch the 10-second live broadcast while suggesting "Jump A City" The screen was split in between, but the bullet screens filled his eyes directly killed his thoughts.

[A man's mouth is a deceiving ghost, he dares to say anything in order to trick someone into bed]

[Already entered my favorite coaxing and fucking episode yet? 】

[I'm tired, can the road team eliminate harm for the people and start live broadcasting PLAY to punish trolls?My rocket is ready]

[Ouch, ChuY's mouth is as dirty as his mother's garbage dump, isn't he afraid that JB will be corrupted if he sends it in? 】

[My first VPL shot is afraid that your mouth will be dirty?Is it okay to send sulfuric acid in your mouth? 】

[The author of "The Overbearing God and His Little Wife" @晋江作家, are you there? 】

[?Excuse me, this hunk slowly exited this live broadcast room]

Overbearing God and his little wife? ? ?

There were three question marks on Chu Ya's head, her throat trembled, she thought to herself, didn't you guys come to blackmail me, why were you all taken into the ditch by Lu Feng all of a sudden? ?

But helpless, he could only quickly switch back to the game and enter the building, thinking about how to prove his identity as the general attacker in front of Lu Feng.

City A is a town on the map with relatively concentrated buildings and resources.

Usually there are many people who come here in the queue, and they all seek excitement and fight in groups. As the saying goes, those who can walk out of City A alive are strong. By the way, it's not easy to keep my own mother from going out here.

Chu Ya chose a building with a better view to get the supplies first, so that the people in the opposite room can open the view at any time when they go upstairs, but before the supplies have been exchanged, he finds that Lu Yan has been following him, throwing them away not drop.

Chuya thought about those bullet screens, and felt ashamed that she, the number one troll in the e-sports circle, was thrown at her grandma's house, so she asked, "...What do you want to do, No. 3?"

Lu Feng paused, and replied, "My current family status is 'No. 3'?"

Chu Ya hesitated, "Son, son's family status is of course low", while Lu Yan took out the third-level bloody battle gun he just bought, and said, "Then ancestor, do you need exclusive treatment? The kind that can crush big stones in the chest. "

Chu Ya zoomed in and glanced at the weapon in his hand, and his mentality suddenly collapsed: "...Where did you get the resources??"

It's just landed, why did Lu Feng get a third-level weapon?Hang up? ?

"Oh." The other party smiled lightly of course, "When I first landed, I changed to a small initial pistol. Gun, and killed three people with headshots in a row. It's just money."

Chu Ya was so surprised that the sound of clicking the mouse became louder: "That's all??"

Lu Yan sighed, and there was a hint of gentle mischief in his voice: "Maybe this is an occupational disease."

"Besides, you like to rush to the front too much. I'm afraid I won't be able to keep the first and second bloody guns... If you die, who will warm me up?"

"You—" Chu Ya was in a hurry, and actually chose the wrong rebuttal option, "What kind of bed is warming in September? The weather in Shanghai will take at least another month before I need to warm the bed. Are you bad at geography? "

Lu Yan was taken aback for a moment, and he couldn't help laughing out loud, his ears turned red: "I... I'm pretty good at geography."

Guan Cen on the other side was almost dumbfounded: "Fucking your mother... Can a dog walk out of your live broadcast room alive?"

When Chu Ya recalled what was wrong, the barrage had already exploded, and many viewers had already begun to doubt life.

【This three kills on the ground is... a heart-pounding feeling】

[? ? ?Brothers, why do I feel that this ChuY is not so smart? 】

【Love makes people stunned, I will drink it first, you can do whatever you want】

【At this moment I tremble all over】

[What's the matter, are you done? 】

Chu Ya bit her lip aggrievedly, and even began to think about whether it would be useful to directly paste a peerless 1 on her forehead.

Lu Yan, who was holding a second-level gun in front of him, was also like a giant milk bottle. No DPS player could resist it—Chu Ya looked for a place to set up the gun in the building, but couldn't resist the temptation, and began to scoop up: "Then... …Then you can leave after this wave, Team Guan and Miss No. 4 need you even more.”

Guan Cen said: "I have seen through the world, don't cue."

Miss No. 4 also laughed: "Let's talk about leaving City A, I know City A very well, so I can call you casually, and I can introduce you to a few houses when I have time."

The world is down.

While cursing at himself, Chu Ya opened the mirror to aim at people, took a few shots and took two heads.

Turning sideways to find a safe corner, Chu Ya put the mouse on the face of Lu Feng's game character, and said angrily, "Hey, take a sip."

His tone should be more domineering and domineering. Just now, Lu Yan's bloody battle gun actually helped him repair a lot of damage, but after a wave of battles, he didn't fight him for treatment, which obviously had another purpose.

The weapon of the bloody battle is equipped with a biological healing effect. Hitting the enemy can lose blood, and hitting teammates can increase blood or give a certain buff. Sure enough, Lu Feng teased him: "Please~"

"You—" Chu Ya knew that he was not that kind, so she knelt down and bought a bandage by herself, "...you are so unfilial, I don't ask for it, I am afraid that you will be struck by lightning, and I will have to give it to someone with white hair Brunette~"

However, after applying 5 bandages, the blood line was barely drawn to 1/5. Chu Ya felt deeply desperate. The sniper's survival instinct and slave-dividing nature still made his throat twitch.

So before he jumped out of the window and went downstairs, he was ready to say "please" on impulse, as long as he kept the bottom line and swallowed the word "husband", but at this time, Lu Yan's treatment hit him in advance , accompanied by a touch of guilt: "I'm sorry, I won't tease you anymore, I won't even get angry, next time...beg me in another place."

Lu Yan jumped out of the window and landed on the ground. He opened his arms to catch Chuya, but was ignored.

At this moment, Chu Ya's head was full of heat, and he didn't know what to think, so he blurted out: "Go away, who, who is going to beg you on the bed..."

Then he muttered, "Is this wave of people cleared?", "After clearing, we will go around the north"-he was seriously arranging tactics, but the people in Maili were all laughing. Guan Cen also said directly: "Not on the bed, but in the sofa bathroom In front of the mirror."

Chuya came back to her senses in an instant, and suddenly realized that she was the one who was most likely to be led into the ditch.

"...Lu Feng!" He couldn't help but resentfully polished the lighter and lit a cigarette, "...it's all your fucking fault."

After he finished speaking, he didn't even dare to watch the barrage, and had to tell the audience earnestly: "Commercially selling CP, you should listen to it, and no one will take it seriously."

"Fighting in the dormitory every day, harmony does not exist."

Well, now it’s exposed that two people live in the same room every day——Lu Yan covered his eyes with the back of his hand, and pushed the camera away. He really didn’t want the audience to see him smiling like a fool, and said, “Okay, okay, blame me .”

"Come on, fill up your blood and make the next wave."

After all, if you don't add blood to him, I'm afraid you will have to explain the details of kissing and hugging 4 words. The team has already taken enough heads, and a road is torn apart in the north of City A. Miss No. [-] said: "The car is found, Come and assemble."

She was driving, and Guan Cen consciously went to the passenger seat, while Chu Ya and Lu Yan sat in the back seat, very close to each other.

On the transfer route, Chu Ya and Lu Feng each observed whether there was any abnormality in one direction, but Chu Ya seemed to be unable to concentrate on the game, and couldn't help asking: "You...can you smell the smoke? ?”

Lu Yan lowered his head and laughed: "Yes, if you smell it again, you may faint on the spot later, you have to carry me back."

Chu Ya actually found this excuse to put down the cigarette: "Well, that's okay, the eldest lady is still delicate, so I won't smoke. The health of the eldest lady is more important."

Guan Cen's mocking sound echoed in the earphones, and the team went all the way to the central area of ​​the security circle, and the audience seemed to have a brand new confusion about ChuY's temper.

[I'm new here, is this the number one troll in the e-sports circle you said? ? ?I'm still close to catching up with Baishen and Yanshen]

[I'm numb, the ChuY who was elegant and easy-going at the competition scene with his mother riding on his face seems to be my illusion? ? 】

[I'm here to slander people, not to eat dog food, please give me enough respect, thank you:)]

[If he took the initiative to sell CP like this, won't he reveal his true colors sooner or later? ?God, wake up quickly, please]

【Are you still awake even after being fascinated like this?Or you wake up brother]

[It's quite worthy, to be reasonable, am I already dirty? 】

After the first round was broadcast, Guan Cen applied to join the team. After Lu Yan clicked to reject, he left a message: [A small question for the Kaoguan team. Who invented the light bulb? 】

But Guan Cen asked back: [Believe it or not, this week's game is in Guangzhou, I immediately chopped you up with a knife to keep in good health? 】

Lu Yan invited him to join the team: [OK, the team is still awesome]

LY Shen Yue: [Be obedient, baby~]

Seeing the two straight men fighting, Chuya hovered over the ID under the frame of Lu Feng's profile picture, and for some reason remembered the meaning of his game ID.

Lu Yan has many straight boyfriends, and Chu Ya still doesn't fully understand, except for some physical contact, what is the difference between him and them.

In the next few rounds, Lu Yan looked like he wanted to grab Feiyang's job, and continued to play bloody battles, while Chu Ya continued to take the sniper position, playing a little more seriously, and the audience gradually realized that the IS team might buy him. Not without reason.

As an assistant, Lu Yan has more time by his side, and the perspective can follow him, so that the audience's feelings can be more and more intuitive.

On the live broadcast, Lu Yan's gun was pointed at Chu Ya, and he rarely fired for treatment, but every time Chu Ya pulled the trigger, he almost got feedback.

—— Whether the sound effect is dull when sniping the enemy, or the blood splatters when the gun is drawn from the waist, or the exquisite positioning, and the perfect curve of the throwing hand and thunder, all can be seen by the audience.

Coupled with the high rate of headshots, sometimes the camera on Lu Yan's side didn't capture exactly how many shots he fired, and the upper right corner would go down and kill him all at once, making the barrage in the live broadcast room a little dumb.

Moreover, his powerful and reliable command ability is even more intuitive in the voice - even in the sniper position with limited energy, it is conceivable that if he plays his own free agent position, his performance may be raised to a higher level.

[It's a little scary to be reasonable, I suddenly want to see him in the game]

[66666, this gun can hit the scalp with high dynamics, and the IS team's human figure is awesome +1]

[Did you just find out? ?Those videos of him before are scary to watch, he has an inherent advantage in playing VAN-4 after playing CS professional]

[Curse no more, ChuY is still strong, otherwise there wouldn't be a few games competing for it back then]

[If you are not strong, how can you be a team bully?Stop bragging, ranking and competition are two different things, wait for this week's finals to explode]

[Brother, don't forget that ChuY has almost never lost if you don't play the world-class championship and runner-up... Be careful with your face]

[Hehe, no matter how strong it is, it is only a little bit stronger than the chief sniper posted on Weibo in this forum]

After one night's live broadcast, Chu Ya finally saw the barrage and said a few words, and hurriedly asked Lu Yan, "Is daddy serious?"

The position of the domineering troll cannot be lost. This wave finally fits the setting of the first troll in terms of momentum. He is very happy, and Lu Yan is also more well-behaved than ever before: "Amazing."

Then, Lu Yan completely ignored the existence of the camera, and turned his face to smile at him in front of all the audience, with tenderness in his eyes: "It seems that we can play games together until we are 80 years old."

No one has ever seen such a smile on the cold and calm Lu Dui, and the bullet screen couldn't stop the "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh". Withdrawing from his eyes, he replied: "Eight, 80 years old? What games can I play at 80 years old??"

At a certain moment, he actually realized that Lu Yan went to play as a support, so that he could spend the most time following him, so that the audience in the live broadcast room could see his marksmanship and operations.

All the protection left no trace, but it kept wrapping him in it.

So he was stunned, and immediately lowered his head, feeling at a loss as to what to do with being pampered, while Lu Feng got up, touched his head, and answered his question just now: "Of course you're 80 years old, it's a fun game~"

As he said that, Lu Yan pulled him up: "Okay, that's all for today. The two of them going to the teaching assistant's online shooting range should also be over."

Chu Ya's slender wrist was held, and she was so nervous that she completely recovered from the game, and reminded Lu Yan in a low voice: "You, don't hold my hand..."

"How do you go back to the dormitory if you don't take me with you?" Lu Feng leaned closer to his ear, his deep voice was as soft as a feather scratching his heart, "Do you want me to carry you back?"

The camera and headset connected to the live broadcast signal were just a few meters away. Chu Ya was so frightened that she wanted to push him away, but she lost all strength and was pulled over by him.

When he arrived in front of the camera, Lu Yan shook his hands, and it was the first time that the broadcast was so formal: "Thank you everyone, we are going to bed."

The bullet screen was full of question marks "??? Please live broadcast the sleeping process, am I short of this electricity bill?", "Who will sleep and who will give a letter before leaving?" Lu Yan smiled and turned off the signal in the live broadcast room, yes Chuya repeated: "Hold you back?"

Chu Ya didn't expect that he was not joking, and her lips trembled: "Oh, kid, it's not sure who will hug who."

"Oh." Lu Yan stretched out his hand obediently, "God Chu hugged me, I ran on the map all day, and I counted 20 steps, I'm so tired."

"You—" The moment Chu Ya bit his tongue, Lu Yan picked him up, so that he was caught off guard. In order to avoid falling, he had no choice but to hug Lu Yan's neck tightly, and wrapped his legs around him instinctively.

With the lights flickering in front of his eyes, Chu Ya somehow hung on Lu Feng's body. He was so ashamed that he could only bury his face in Lu Feng's shoulder, and could not make a sound.

The surroundings were quiet, and his face was forced to press Lu Feng's red ears. Neither of them dared to speak again. It was not until they returned to the dormitory that Lu Yan put him beside the bed and asked, "Are you tired today?" ?”

Chuya's language system was completely burned out, and she could only shake her head.

Lu Yan touched him, hesitated to speak, and said: "...I am different from others, and I will always be by your side from now on."

Chu Ya seemed to understand, but just about to ask, Lu Yan cleared his throat and ran away, so that he could only nod himself, waiting for Lu Yan to take a bath first.

***

Later, after washing and lying down for 10 minutes, Chu Ya couldn't help but pretended to be looking for clothes, while digging out the ring that Lu Yan gave him from the box, and brought it back to the bed for a closer look.

The backlight of the mobile phone illuminated a small area of ​​the world. Chu Ya turned the ring and looked at it carefully. She always felt that the ID AUG11 had some inexplicable familiarity.

Is it really a common joke between straight men, using the guns and birthday months that brothers love to use as professional IDs?

Turning the ring to a certain angle, Chuya suddenly discovered that there was a line of small characters underneath, representing the brand of the ring.

He doesn't pay much attention to these, he only remembers hearing about Gui, and... If you want to customize the engraving, at least half a year in advance.

So he looked at the ring in his hand, and some doubts suddenly appeared in his mind: So... this ring was not bought by Lu Yan after he asked for a birthday present, but... Lu Yan had already customized such a ring ?

The author has something to say: *Modified a bug about weapon strength

After thinking about it, I slightly modified the content of the first three chapters. There are not many changes. The two still communicate with each other, but according to the plot, there is still a little distance from real love~

*The green-axis keyboard is very loud, like a symphony, it’s fun to play games, you can try it, but don’t buy it if you have roommates, so as not to enhance friendship ()

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