Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

According to the regulations of the vpl league, new players can only play games two weeks after registration. During the 10 days in between, the team's plan is naturally to warm up and make official announcements. Practice with your team in advance.

This rule was also to let other teams know in advance that there was a newcomer in the alliance. Chuy's ID was hung in the file without a word, which of course caused a small wave of shock in the circle.

In the training match that night, Chuya was arranged to play. With the cooperation that he had practiced to a certain extent in the rankings before, after two or three matches, the IS team broke away from the previous roller coaster state. Started very differently.

Originally, Chuy was a commanding player in the previous team, and the van-4 game mechanism can also magnify his strengths and completely make up for the most lacking side of the is team, which is why the team is bound to win him.

All the domestic teams came to this daily training match, and when they saw him on the stage, they were naturally surprised and ridiculed.

Chuy's notoriety is in the public opinion of the audience, most e-sports players don't really care about it, and there are even quite a few people who remember him.

ly Shen Yue: [Fuck, my newly grown head was smashed, and you guys actually dug out Chu God to play a game? ?what operation? ? 】

TG Nianhua: [Dirty or your IS team is dirty]

se-Muzi: [God Chu is there?Why don't you speak?Free to sleep together?I am your fan]

Aoglan: [Is that Chuy?Am I not mistaken? ? 】

Chu Ya lowered her eyes, not knowing how to respond to their enthusiasm, while Lu Yan took up the conversation for him, and was not polite to the other contestants.

is-aug11: [I understand correctly, but he belongs to me, so don’t make up your mind]

Chuya could only stare at the screen in the unfamiliar environment, but the cigarette he was biting in his mouth covered up all his nervousness well.

On the screen in front of him, Guan Cen talked the most nonsense to Lu Yan: 【Why does the one who just registered become yours?Come on, come on, bastard, tell God Chu’s WeChat ID correctly, I’ll trust you again]

【However, you are too scumbag in this wave, you can forget about abandoning me, but you even abandoned the little anchor of Langhua TV~ Master spit it out】

is-aug11: [If you vomit, take good care of your baby brother, don't affect the baby in your stomach]

[It's hard to explain, let's talk about it at the wedding]

From the beginning to the end, Chu Ya kept telling herself not to blush, and only then did she remember to confront Lu Yan: "...Isn't Team Lu a little thick-skinned?"

Lu Feng's hand that was typing on the keyboard quickly stopped aggrieved, and nodded: "Oh, I'm sorry."

This scene was so familiar, it was exactly the same as in ranking.

Chu Ya hesitated to speak, so she had to open the shooting range and continue to practice her gun, waiting for the coaching staff to give feedback on the results of the training match.

But when he got up to ask for directions to pick up the water, he still left a hasty "I didn't ask you to apologize" to Lu Yan, but on the way back, he threw a bottle of drink in front of him again without saying anything.

It was the banana soy milk that he had managed to find in front of the IS team's full refrigerator. Lu Yan said in the live broadcast that it was the most unpleasant taste.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yan exposed him: "I mentioned that I can't drink this once in the live broadcast on April 4th. You actually watched it and remember it so clearly?"

……Oh shit.Chuya couldn't hold back: "It's April 4th!"

Surrounded by curious glances, Lu Yan looked up at him with a smile on his face. He also felt that he had been fooled. He gritted his teeth and sat down, continuing to train like a prickly awn, until he went back to the dormitory to sleep.

The only weird thing was that no one said anything about his sexuality anymore, as if he hadn't even come out to them two hours ago.

***

It was a very long night. Chuya was like a student returning to school on the first day of school. He couldn’t say how uncomfortable he was with the team environment, but he just felt strange and uneasy. The only comfort was to look down at WeChat eight hundred times Finally, the news of Li Shuoyang finally came.

Fortunately, this time, the other party said that the situation was going well, and the cousin let go and continued the infusion and transplantation: [I am still a father, Yingqi, I will take care of it, you first take care of your own business, the survival of the transplant these days , I will tell you immediately]

Chu Ya scanned the few lines of black words like a thief, and her mood suddenly became complicated again.

Unreal keyboard sounds echoed in his ears, he was still worried that Li Yingqi was terribly worried, but he seemed unable to connect the other party's illness with his joining the team.

It's as if he didn't come here for this.

……grass.So he quickly calmed down: how is it possible?What else can I come back for if it's not for money?

He threw down his phone angrily, but when he looked up, reality gave him another blow—in the quiet dormitory, his roommate Lu Yan was holding his pajama shirt in his hand, his upper body was naked, and his collarbone There are still drops of water that haven't been wiped off after taking a shower.

In an instant, facing Lu Yan's drooping eyelashes, Chu Ya was dumbfounded, and quickly looked away in fright.

He didn't see clearly how many abdominal muscles Lu Yan had, but as far as the smooth and attractive lines were concerned, it would not be a problem for him to smooth them out.

……wrong.

Chu Ya, who was almost in a mental state again, greeted the whole family for a while, and woke herself up: this man must have known his sexual orientation, so he deliberately messed with him.

You can do whatever you want because you are handsome and have a good figure?Thought he would give in and kneel and lick right away?

So he took out the cigarette and continued to make threats, and even mocked Lu Yan: "...You think you didn't die fast enough when you undressed a gay?"

Chu Ya had an attitude of not caring at all, but his eyes were wandering. From the corner of his eyes, Lu Yan raised his head, and his tone seemed to be different from what he imagined: "...it's been so long, you don't even look at me, What am I afraid of?"

But after exhaling, Lu Yan laughed and teased him again: "Could it be...you can do it with your brain?"

These words hit Chu Ya's deathbed, and Lu Feng stood up: "How does God Chu plan to kill me?"

Chu Ya's gaze hit his narrow and powerful waistline, and the blood vessels on his entire cheeks began to dilate, almost giving up.

——But the meaning of "almost" is that he still stabilized his mind, sneered and replied "average level", and then threw himself into the quilt and pretended to be dead, which was better than admitting cowardice.

This time he won again, and Lu Yan outside the quilt seemed to be so angry that he shook his shirt and put it on, so he had to start collecting the clothes of the two of them, preparing to hand them over to the nanny.

***

The surroundings became quiet again, and the night continued to deepen by two minutes.

After the battle of wits and courage with Lu Feng stopped, everything became strange again, and the feeling of loneliness would inevitably hit Chu Ya again, but it wouldn't make him feel sad.

Some people are born with high IQ, some people are born to run fast, and others are born with strong endurance, and they can even breathe a sigh of relief, feeling that they finally have somersaults to flip through their diaries, and write some important things that they haven't had time to write recently.

About not liking chocolate, about returning to the e-sports circle, and about Lu Yan.

【Fuck, I'm dirty, I actually come to this kind of place because of the money】

[I still don't like Lu Feng as before, but I've become a teammate, and I can't turn my face just because of money]

[The contract period is two years, just think about it, it will be miserable]

But at the end of writing, he was a little depressed.

The old man is duplicity all the time, and he often feels that he is too hypocritical and frank.

Obviously not thinking this way in my heart, but I can't always face my heart. Is this nm a reasonable human structure?It's like a fucking alien mutation, and it should have been dissected by scientists to study the principles long ago.

So he was so irritable that after clicking send, he went to q/q. At least the message list has accumulated a lot of messages from Internet brothers. He used to reply in a hurry. Now that he has time to chat with them, it is the only thing he can feel at ease A chance to escape reality.

But just when he raised his hand to reply to You Xiaojiu, he didn't expect that it was the auntie's words at the door that interrupted his thoughts.

"What about his underwear, do you wash it too?"

The amount of information in these words is not generally large.

Chu Ya suspected that she had heard it wrong, and was so frightened that she hurriedly kicked off the quilt and sat up - the scene in front of her was actually Lu Feng putting the clothes in the basket in the hands of her aunt, including close-fitting clothes.

The benevolent aunt also looked at Chuya and asked, "Are you a new team member? Where's yours?"

"..." Chu Ya was speechless: Of course you washed it yourself? ?

He couldn't bear it anymore: "You even let others wash your underwear for you??"

Fuck, the genes of straight men shouldn't be passed on, no!

On the contrary, Lu Yan had an inexplicable expression: "It's so troublesome to wash by yourself, and it's easy to get dirty."

Chuya's ears turned red, and she didn't know why she suddenly exploded: "Your hands can only play games??"

Lu Yan was skinny and shameless, and raised his eyebrows at him frivolously: "Of course I can do other things, do you want to try to feel comfortable?"

"You fucking..." Chu Ya's ears were red, and he really didn't have time to bother with him, so he could only crawl out of bed and grab his underwear from the basket, "How can you ask auntie to wash this kind of thing for you? "

He wasn't asking at all, but Lu Yan smiled, and answered seriously as if he didn't hear it: "There is a special washing machine, and everyone is usually busy with training, so they don't know how to wash it by themselves."

"...Everyone?" Chuya was hit twice, "Which everybody?"

Lu Feng said, "Of course it's the two in the next bedroom."

This made Chuya completely blown up.

"what?"

"This is also possible?"

Three seconds later, Chu Ya gritted her teeth hard before calming down a little: "... Lu Dui... Lu Dui doesn't feel that he is too careless?"

"You can't even wash your clothes, do you want me to teach you?"

"Since we are half acquaintances, I won't charge you for teaching—"

The two were tugging at the door, and the aunt was also a little embarrassed: "Then...call me later if you need it."

After saying that, she went to sleep next door. Chu Ya thanked and closed the door. She wanted to teach Lu Feng some common sense of life, but she didn't expect the other party to sneer and refused to move.

Lu Feng gently shook the sleeves he was pulling, and actually asked him: "Then why don't you wash it for me?"

Chu Ya was taken aback, and almost passed Lu Yan with an elbow: "Are you fucking tired of working?"

But Lu Yan was determined, and fell directly on his bed, laying down and looking at him: "If you don't wash it for me, I'll throw the washing machine, anyway... I don't wash it myself."

"You—" At that moment, Chuya wished that this was a game, because he wanted to use the s686 to shoot Lu Jie's head right now.

However, those twinkling eyes kept looking at him, as if knowing that he had nothing to do.

"Hey, remember to hang it after washing."

"I—" Chu Ya was so angry that her chest hurt, "I" didn't say anything for a long time, and could only touch another cigarette and bite it in revenge.

After all, he really is nothing.

So after repeatedly saying "I don't want to wash your underwear", "I just think about it when you are young", "In the future you will be a fucking cow and a horse to pay back", Chu Ya still grabbed his underwear and went to balcony.

As the sound of water started to rush, Chu Ya's face turned red throughout the whole process. He never expected that he and Lu Yan would develop to this level on the first day of joining the team.

It seems that what s686 should shoot is not Lu Feng's head at all, but his own pig brain.

Obediently spent one minute washing and drying Lu Feng's underwear, and another minute cursing herself to death, Chu Ya returned to the room and quickly got into bed, afraid that Lu Feng would see how red her face was.

"Thank you." But this Lu Feng still dared to rub up against him, patting him through the quilt, "Good boy... Are your hands cold?"

"...On this 38-degree day, you told me that your hands are cold??" Chu Ya was still blowing up, "You are cold!"

"Oh." Lu Yan was obviously murdered, but he laughed sweetly, "Then... I'll let you wash everything from now on."

"???" Chu Ya finally couldn't help kicking him through the quilt when he heard it, and said through gritted teeth, "I advise Team Lu to learn to cherish life."

Lu Yanjing looked at him for a few seconds, and when he laughed lowly, his voice was gentle: "Then God Chu can rest assured, my life was given to me by a very important person, and I will definitely cherish it."

Seeing that he has been unwilling to reply, Lu Yan patted him on the shoulder as if begging for mercy: "Ancestor? Are you there? Tell me?"

"Don't be angry, I won't tell anyone else."

Co-authoring... Co-authoring is really the default? ?

Hearing this, Chu Ya's mood exploded, and she moved vigorously in the quilt again, as if she was struggling, or simply acting like a baby.

He originally thought that he would be full of aggrieved feelings, but when the emotion really surged into his chest, it made him dizzy all of a sudden, and made him panic and unbelievable, so he could only close his eyes tightly and slowly.

He thought, he was too good at it. On the first day he joined the team, he planned to get along with ordinary colleagues, but in one step, he agreed to help wash the underwear in the future. If this continues, the dormitory will become a bridal chamber in two days?

But the feeling of loneliness slowly began to dissipate in his heart. At the end of the day, Lu Yan stretched out his hand and rubbed his hair, his voice was so soft that he didn't want to scare him: "I know you just joined the team, you will definitely not get used to it, follow me more It will be fine if you make trouble for two days, it’s fine.”

"You sleep a few more minutes tomorrow, and I'll bring you breakfast."

"Go to sleep, good night."

So much so that Chu Ya completely forgot, how could someone like Lu Feng, who takes a bath for more than half an hour, give his auntie his underwear.