Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

In the hotel, Chu Ya greeted the [-]th generation of his ancestors several times after the training game, and it took at least half an hour before he stopped shaking his hands and lay down. However, before he fell asleep this time, he was once again thoroughly fucked by Lu Yan awake.

Just the word chuy on the screen can make his pupils tremble, and he feels that the end is approaching.

——Why did Lu Feng suddenly mention chuy to him?

When he retired, the opponent wasn't even a professional player, so it stands to reason that they should have no intersection at all!

At this time, a voice invitation still popped up, scaring him so much that he almost didn't hold his phone steady, but facing his sweetheart, Swan Meat, he could only click to accept, trying to keep his voice steady: "...what's the matter? Suddenly thought of asking me this people?"

Lu Yan over there paused for a moment, and replied: "It's nothing, I just watched the training match today, and I think you and Chuy's game style is quite similar."

"Actually...the sound is similar."

"When I say old, I don't mean age, I mean seniority... If you have time to kneel down for you a limited edition black switch keyboard worth 8, don't be unhappy."

But Chuya was stunned: What's wrong with me?

His nervousness and doubts gathered in the palm of his hand, and he gradually began to feel hot: If he had known about it, he would have turned on the voice changer. What kind of game style is there—what kind of game style can chuy be?I didn't greet my teammate's family cordially just now, did I?

Everyone knows that Chuy's most famous title back then was the top four trolls in the e-sports circle, but he never expected that Lu Yan continued: "God Chu is my favorite...I mean, it's me. Both Yu Chen and Yu Chen's favorite e-sports player."

So Chu Ya's mind exploded, and he couldn't tell whether it was the sentence itself or Lu Feng's innocent and virginal tone.

After being so excited that she yelled "My husband is so cute" several times in her heart, Chu Ya hurriedly drove away the worms in her mind, and shook her head to regain her senses.

...Chu God.

He hadn't heard this title for many years, and it took him a long time to organize the words with his mouth.

"You and Yu Chen?"

"Why do you like players like Chuy?"

"...Are you talking about Chuy, the leader of the four big trolls?"

He was still instinctively flustered, wishing that there would be a player with the same name as him in the e-sports circle these years, but Lu Yan was not happy: "What kind of player is Chuy? You are not allowed to speak ill of my Chu God."

???

That aggrieved tone made Chu Ya tremble all over: "What, what is your name Chu God?"

Before that, he had always had the mentality of being a prostitute for nothing, and he regarded Lu Feng as an ideal male god and husband, but he never thought that the other party might be his fan.

In other words, he never thought that after so many years, there would be new players in the circle who would be his fans.

Lu Yan, as the youngest captain of a wealthy team in the industry, what is wrong with him?Fan him blowing up three teams, or fan him sacrifice the whole family of his teammates in the World Series?

But Lu Yan misunderstood his meaning: "Why, are you jealous?"

Chuya's mind was buzzing: "I'm jealous?"

I'm not jealous when I eat jb!

So he said without hesitation: "I, I just want you to know your way back...don't be fooled by Chuy's appearance."

Lu Feng was inevitably curious: "Appearance?"

"..." He could only go all out and say, "Just, she looks quite innocent, and there were quite a few fans in the past, but most of them have come to their senses later."

——Chuy is a player with a low quality and personality. There is nothing worthy of fans, but when Lu Yan heard this, he suddenly sneered: "Pure?"

"Your evaluation of God Chu is quite...precise."

Chu Ya's ears turned red, and he tried to explain in a panic: "I won't lie to you, I have a little relationship with him in reality, and I know that he is different from his appearance, and he is indeed an Internet addict. He has no quality and is not a good person."

"Besides, it's been so many years since he retired and you only played professionally. Why do you like him?"

... Fuck, what is this, he is asking Lu Feng about his ex?

Or fall in love with his ex-wife after rebirth?

He was in a mess in his heart, when Lu Feng's voice came again: "Because... I just worship him and come to play professionally for him."

***

Outside the hotel was a glow as bright as daytime. As soon as Lu Feng finished speaking, Chu Ya was shocked in place.

This feeling is indescribable, the blood in his whole body seems to flow backwards into his brain, and he is about to die suddenly on the spot.

——There is no need to bother about the funeral. We advocate keeping things simple and refusing to make big fuss.

It's only 6:34 p.m. Beijing time, so obviously he's not dreaming.

So his instinct is to refuse: "No, no..."

"You, do you still have a dream? To play professionally for him?"

"You're not allowed to worship him—"

"He, he is not good..."

He knows that he can't speak ill of other people's idols in front of others, but he just can't control it.

In his heart, Lu Yan is the clearest moonlight in the sky, the moon is high above, how can it be because of a person like him that he becomes the moon?

But Lu Yan was not angry at all, instead he was very patient: "I know better than anyone else whether he is good or not."

"Humble little fan, after reading the book and returning to China, I just want to look for him."

"But I also think that with so much money, he will definitely be able to live a good life after retiring, so I can't disturb him casually and interfere with his choice."

As he said that, Lu Yan's voice softened slightly: "But if I know that he is not doing so well now, I will definitely find him and take him away, just like... letting you stay in a hotel now."

Chu Ya was stunned for a while, and there was a kind of submerged panic in her heart, and Lu Yan's voice was slightly lowered: "I want to be teammates with him, really, even in my dreams."

"So... do you think it is possible for God Chu to come back to play professionally?"

"I..." Chuya had nowhere to look, and her Adam's apple began to tremble slightly, "How do I know?"

Damn it, if I knew it myself, I wouldn't be a entangled monster here-and, is it appropriate for you to mention other men to me so brazenly?

After all, now that Lu Feng doesn't know that Langhuay is the God of Chu, Chu Ya really feels a little strange.

But Lu Yan didn't care about him, and soon became full of girlish feelings: "Next Thursday is God Chu's 24th birthday... I really want to find him and ask him face to face."

... Oh, I still remember my birthday, I really care about it.

Realizing that she was really sore, Chu Ya wanted to slap herself to death, so she closed her eyes tightly and calmed down for half a minute.

But when he opened his eyes again, he found that something was wrong: because of his parents, his name and birthday were different from his ID card. Next Thursday, August 8th was indeed his real birthday, but the audience knew that Chuy's birthday is not on this day.

Guiltyly, he wanted to correct Lu Yan, but the other party licked his lips, and it took him a long time to come up with an answer: "That's right, I have inside information, Wednesday night... Didn't we make an appointment to meet and take a walk... Where do you like?" ?”

It can be heard that Lu Yan is both pretending to be calm and trying his best to cover up, he can't stop his nervousness at all, just like a little boy who is meeting someone for the first time and coaxing him into bed.

So Chu Ya opened her mouth in a daze, and suddenly understood what Lu Fen meant, and even more understood why Lu Fen was so active at that time.

——The co-author Lu Yan thinks that he and Chuy have the same style of play and voice, and really use him as a substitute for his Chu God?

Although he is chuy, the chuy in the audience's eyes is different from him after all, and Lu Yan doesn't know who he is.

Probably, Lu Yan didn't take the current Langhuay to heart at all. All the ambiguity and initiative for so long came from liking the other party's voice similar to Chuy's.

It was only then that Chu Ya came to a realization: Isn't this the reason why the always aloof road team suddenly pays respect to passer-by players?

So an inexplicable sense of grievance immediately came to my heart, and Chu Ya was extremely sour—do you still think that when I wear a mask, I even look like your sweetheart?

So when faced with Lu Feng's questioning again, he gritted his teeth and replied, "What kind of walk is it? Why don't we just cross the Huangpu River"—this time, his own head fell off, but he still pulled it up in his heart. There was a huge red banner: Road Scumbag.

——Have you ever thought about how it would feel if langhuay was not chuy, and you were teased and cheated and dragged into heaven and then sent to hell?

But Lu Yan was really scumbag, so he sent him a location by the river, "Then blow the wind by the Huangpu River."

"It's rare to ask you out... Is there any gift you want?"

--Gift?

Ask me out the day before someone's birthday, and ask me what gift I want?

Chuya thought, why don't I run away pregnant with your twin for you in the first night, and enrich this story?

He was so wronged that his mouth was flattened, and he replied, "I don't want anything."

But after thinking about it, he added: "...the ring is ready."

——Aren’t you worshiping the God of Chu and using me as a substitute, then I’ll just see if you dare to send it.