Please stop the behavior of the king of vinegar [e-sports]

The two communicated with each other.

Lu Yan continued to push forward: "I played in the weekly finals for two days, and I'll let you win. Why are you still second?"

However, before LangHuaY replied to him, he was overwhelmed by the barrage of complaints.

The audience said that God Y's live broadcast was too serious. Within two days, those who prostituted his voice couldn't hold on for half an hour and then withdrew. After all, just listening to the voice for lǔ 30 minutes was enough. Also collapsed.

The rest are either new true fans or want to learn technology, so under the urging of the platform, several water friend activities were held in the live broadcast room, and several people were selected to play games with the anchor.

At the beginning, the people who got drawn were all excited, but after playing two games, they all began to doubt life under the anchor's complaints——

"Why did you die when you landed again? Are you playing a shooting game or a skydiving simulator?"

"You can't kill anyone standing in front of you...Brother, if you shoot 100 bullets and listen to the sound, you should scare the opponent to death."

"The poison has already reached your feet and you still don't leave. What are you waiting for? The 402 bus will come to pick you up?"

"Forget it, forget it, otherwise, girl, you might as well let go of the keyboard, and then put your hands together and pray that you can win this game-after all, my Buddha is merciful, and it should be more effective than pressing the keyboard."

After the event, everyone's first sentence when entering the duo was trembling: "God Y... I'm still a virgin, why don't you speak softly."

There is a big gap between LangHuaY and Shuiyou in terms of divisions. If he wins, he won't get much extra points, and if he dies unexpectedly, he will be deducted even harder. Therefore, the ranking has never overtaken Lu Yan.

Lu Feng roughly watched the barrage for a few minutes, and understood the situation of the past few days.

In fact, no one knows better than him that Lang HuaY's personality is not suitable for live broadcasting at all.

The other party is too serious and technical. Just yesterday, it seemed that they were forced to keep the lucky audience, and forced them to practice shooting guns for 20 minutes-although everyone can still try to get a sense of novelty hahaha for a while, but after a long time, most of them will die. There won't be too many people left.

In the live broadcast industry, technology and ranking are important, but they are never the most important.

Viewers watch the live broadcast just for fun. If they really want to learn skills, watch those high-end games that are more silent than Chopin, they can just watch professional players and games.

If things go on like this, the popularity of LangHuaY's live broadcast room may be very problematic.

Of course... If LangHuaY is willing to turn on the camera, then it's a different matter.

In Lu Yan's memory, God Chu had a slightly thin face, with protruding browbones, a straight nose, and a pointed chin. It adds two points of evil and fragility to the whole face-throwing it on Langhua TV, it is definitely the level of live broadcast that even people in a daze can watch.

At least, he thought, he might not be able to resist smashing another two thousand rocket towers.

But since the other party is unwilling to turn on the camera, he naturally has his own reasons.

Lu Yan could vaguely guess three points, and he didn't want the other party to change himself for the popularity of the live broadcast, so he couldn't help thinking: It seems... I can only betray myself.

Conscience left in an instant, and he had a slight impulse: "The anchor is there? Haven't we decided on our title yet?"

It's very simple, they have more double rows, which can definitely balance the sense of seriousness.

But after LangHuaY heard it, he exploded: "Don't mention the title!!"

Lu Yan was suspicious for a moment, and teased him: "This great god...? Or I'll call you brother? Although your voice sounds tender, I guess...you should still be a year or two older than me."

The barrage said: [? ? ?Forcibly change the age? ?The anchor is still the flower of the motherland, please educate him immediately]

[What's going on, suddenly I entered my favorite part of calling my brother first and then my brother? 】

LangHuaY refused hesitantly, and Lu Yan said again: "If that's not acceptable... a nickname like cat, cat or dog? I think you look like a cat or a rabbit."

The barrage continued: [Yes, yes, the thinking is clear, then arrange the date now]

[There is a picture, and the voice of the host is so suitable for crying~]

【Are you guys sick? Do this in other people's live broadcast room without me? 】

LangHuaY refused again in a panic, and said righteously: "...I am your grandfather."

At this moment, because of Lu Yan's arrival, the number of people in the live broadcast room has already doubled - in the end, a full 30 viewers witnessed Lu Yan's conclusion: "Well, this is not bad, then I will call you ancestor?"

LangHuaY was quiet for a while, and couldn't even swear "grandson", and the barrage completely exploded:

[66666, I am so confused that I am delirious]

[? ? ?I got it real? ? ! ! 】

【Woooooo so sour, why are you so petted?】

[Where is the Civil Affairs Bureau?busy or not?Don't be busy, hurry up and come here by yourself]

[Give you 5 minutes, I want to see the story of the spongy body and sphincter immediately]

[Lu Yan's girlfriend outside the circle was silent for a while, and left a sentence that the child was destroyed, I wish you happiness:)]

[I'm convinced, did God Fu take a bath with Indian oil recently? 】

"...Ancestor, you are not ready for the game yet." Lu Yan tricked him and reminded him, "Hurry up."

On the other side of the screen, Chu Ya's face was as red as a soldering iron. The two entered the game together, and he pressed the mouse tightly, intending to rise up and resist.

Although he was soft-hearted and hard-faced when Lu Feng called his ancestors, he thought, how can Lu Feng always have the final say in the family?No matter what, he had to fight for his right to speak, and he couldn't be so obedient in everything.

So Lu Yan wanted to jump to Nangang, so he went to the north to fight wild.

Lu Fen drove over to meet him, and he snatched Lu Fen's head.

Lu Feng said that it is best to divert the next wave around the northern shoreline, and he thinks it should go directly across the bridge.

When it comes to game tactics, that is a matter of principle.

Lu Feng returned to the team's captain and vice-Call, very calm: "Crossing the bridge directly is too risky, we have enough time now, there is no need for this."

Very good, we can finally quarrel - Chuya thought, full of nervousness, fear and shyness, and insisted on confronting Lu Yan.

This time, he must win, otherwise he will lose his status in front of the audience.

He said: "Wealth and wealth are sought by insurance. If you cross the bridge directly, you can collect more people and supplies. It is also easier to set up a circle center."

Both routes are reasonable, but 99% of people will choose the one Lu Yan said.

The most important thing is to live safely to the end, but crossing the bridge directly has great benefits and risks. Usually, only the coquettish anchors who pursue the effect of the program play like this-it fits Chu Ya's identity, and there is nothing wrong with it.

The situation in the game was tense, and the two stood at different tactical angles, and quickly argued.

The barrage is not idle either, it is full of "domestic violence scene", "fight and fight", "beat on the bed and see who is more resistant to beating" and so on.

The two teammates hugged their thighs all the way over, trembling and afraid to speak, Lu Yan urged him twice, but seemed to have discovered something suddenly: "...Ancestor, did you mean to confront me?"

This, can also be dismantled?Chuya was startled, and immediately instinctively performed a stand-up comic:

"I don't have one, who did you hear that I did?"

"I'm an elegant and easy-going anchor, I never talk to others, don't blame me."

"Look at how gentle my attitude is, it can only be described as a spring breeze."

... Fuck.

Chuya didn’t want to lose face anymore, so she could only say silently in her heart: ChuY, ChuY, how can you say that you were also a character at the level of Three Emperors and Five Emperors + Four Major Trolls, and you received incense and worship from the audience on the [-]th day of the new year, and now you even play professional The team leader who has only been a year old can't do it, so he might as well change his name to Emperor Chu Counselor.

"Really?" Lu Yan asked again, "If not...then come to me."

Chuya's momentum was very weak: "Okay..."

——It’s a hypocritical failure, the scene of the tragedy:

When he suppressed his heartbeat and walked towards Lu Feng, he even felt a pair of fluttering little wings behind him, almost fucking off the spot.

But when he saw him approaching, Lu Yan stopped instead, and made a relaxed squat movement: "Are you still not convinced?"

Chu Ya scratched her chin, her voice was sticky: "It's okay..."

If Lu Feng spoke to him in such a deep voice again, he would really be hard.

The other party suggested: "That's how it is. Let's throw a thunderbolt and come here - whoever is more accurate will listen to whoever."

Lu Feng marked a point forward, Chuya thought about it, and agreed with this kind of solution between men, and immediately became full of momentum, and said with a smile: "Okay - just don't make trouble if you lose."

He was very confident, but when the two grenades were thrown out, Lu Yan's was obviously more accurate.

This thing is very hand-feeling, and sometimes I can't tell.

Lu Yan won easily, and even teased him: "You lose, you can start making trouble."

It’s not a big deal for the people who eat melons on the bullet screen to watch the excitement:

【I spoil my brain so badly】

[The anchor is too naive, actually agreeing to compete with Lei?In the game, one thunder blasted three heads, all of which were left over from the God of God.]

[(狗头) Anchor Zhencai, can you agree to directly influence your husband with ice popping candies tonight]

[There is no row, it seems that the child's surname will be stable in the future]

Chu Ya hissed in frustration, of course he is not someone who would make trouble: "It is true that you are more accurate, you have the final say."

The skills are not as good as others, and I am a little angry. I will have to try throwing 800 hand mines all night later.

"Yeah." Seeing this, the other party replied, "That's still up to me."

But that voice was too serious, so that Chuya couldn't help but lower her eyes, thinking: ...Forget it, Bodhisattva, I don't want to resist anymore, you should take me away quickly, I'm missing something ?

He felt inexplicable, but unexpectedly, Lu Feng's low smile suddenly came from the earphone.

"Since I have the final say—how about just crossing the bridge for this wave?"

Chu Ya raised his head abruptly, stupefied, but his teammates immediately booed very understandingly, and the bullet screen was full of "fucking marriage" - he actually had the illusion that he was surrounded by other people, enjoying Lu Yan's high-profile pampering .

The hot tenderness began to surge in his chest, and it was difficult to be resolved.

The grass was very safe, he squatted in place, unable to move his feet.

This broken game must be a bug.

"What's wrong?" Lu Yan was innocent as usual, "Ancestor, you still refuse to leave?"

"Ah? No—um..." Chu Ya hurriedly followed, almost forgetting that the theme of the game was a gunfight, not a fucking champion captain.

With the extreme cooperation of the two, the team's crossing the bridge can be regarded as completely suppressing the opponent, and only one resurrection of the bloody battle was used.

The game reached the settlement without any risk, Chu Ya touched her neck in shame, and wanted to explain clearly to Lu Yan: "Actually, I just..."

——Just now I wanted to confront you, to do something...

This is true and cannot be said.

"If you're stupid, buy more walnuts." But Lu Yan obviously knew what he was going to say, "If you want to make trouble, make trouble, it's just a game of breaking the ranking, it's not the world finals."

[? ? ? ] The other two teammates had three consecutive question marks in despair, but Chu Ya didn't answer until they returned to the main interface.

This ranking seems to be unstoppable, otherwise hundreds of millions of descendants will be lost, he just wants to run quickly: "Today's auspicious time has passed, or the broadcast will end here—"

As a cultural person, he pays attention to a 36-point strategy, but unexpectedly, Lu Feng was more anxious than the audience at once, and his voice was restrained a bit reluctantly: "Isn't it just before nine o'clock?"

"...a bit urgent." Chu Ya, with superb acting skills, pretended to close the keyboard, "Next time."

Lu Yan regained his composure quickly: "...Well, I can make an appointment at ordinary times. Anyway, playing ranked is also one of my training."

But it could be heard that he was still a little disappointed.

Chuya couldn't help feeling nervous—is this still an offline game?This is almost catching up with the scene of life and death.

What the hell.

"... Lu Fen." So in the end, he still looked up at the sky, and couldn't help but call out Lu Fen's name, "Well... we know each other now, I'll call you Xiao Fen... OK?"

The bullet screen was desperate, "Anchor, please help me find out how to pronounce these two words: husband", Lu Yan paused for a full ten seconds, and then deliberately suppressed the voice: "I am very spiritual, don't people call me Lu Team Just call me God, how dare you call me Xiaofu?"

"Ancestor, do you want to play big?"

"You big p." Chuya was a little angry after thinking about it, "You think this is what I want to call you."

Lu Feng was really curious: "Then what do you want to be called?"

But Chuya blushed immediately, and replied "Ask is grandson", and hurriedly went to the bathroom to calm down.