My Wife Pretends to be Poor Everyday

Yu Siling went back to school after eating. The next two days of classes were quite rushed, and Li Yueyun would stay at home for two more days, so she simply stayed at school.

Of course, she was not idle, and decided to collect the wisdom of everyone, so she posted a post on the school forum——

The landlord is about to go on a blind date, how can I make the other party hate me?And let the parents never force themselves to go on blind dates again?

1L bottle of sulfuric acid to go.

2l Have a bad attitude, dress up more ugly, speak louder, and pretend to be frustrated

3l I will answer this question!You just need to shake your head and shake your head all the way, others will definitely treat you as mentally handicapped and make a lot of publicity, no one will dare to ask you for a blind date in the future, the personal test is effective.

4l landlord boys and girls?For a boy, ask the other party if he is willing to pay a million dowry, and after getting married, he must stay at home full-time to take care of the children, and no contact with the opposite sex is allowed.If you are a girl, then ask the boy if he is willing to give a million-dollar gift, and after getting married, he must stay at home full-time to take care of the children, and no contact with the opposite sex is allowed!smirk jg

5l doesn't have to be so against blind dates, just in case you meet your true destiny.

6l I watched a lot of TV novels upstairs. In real life, there are so many blind dates and you meet your true love Gao Fushuai or Bai Fumei. The host is still a student, so don’t worry!

Yu Siling picked up a few feasible suggestions from the high-rise building, and when he returned to the rental house on the weekend, he saw that the room was still empty, and he couldn't help but feel a little deserted.

I couldn't help but want to call Li Yueyun, but I was afraid of disturbing him.

For some reason, I feel a little depressed, maybe because I feel that I am about to go on a blind date, although I am completely sure that the blind date will fail, but I always feel sorry for Li Yueyun.

On the other side, Li Yueyun is also depressed, of course, the whole Li family is depressed.

Since Li Shenxing revealed that her boyfriend was old and poor two days ago, the two parents tried every means to find out about each other's background, and they often had a heart attack.

Li Shenxing didn't know how to take care of others, so Li Yueyun could only stay at home to take care of the elders, and was beaten and beaten from time to time.

"Yue Yun, you are not allowed to change your mind on the blind date you agreed. The time and place have been fixed at Yu's house. If you dare to release pigeons, where will I put my face, Li Yuanye?" Li Yuanye patted the table directly, "Don't let People joke that I can't raise two daughters well."

"I see, Dad." Li Yueyun reluctantly put away the small table on the bed, and poured him another cup of hot water, "Come on, drink some water first, and we'll be eating right away."

Li Yuanye took a few sips of water, "Don't scare me, do you hear me?"

"Yeah." Li Yueyun had her own plan in mind, the most important thing right now is to keep Li Yuanye steady, "Dad, get out of bed and eat."

Li Yuanye glanced outside, "Where's Li Shenxing? Why hasn't she come to confess her mistake? Her own father is already lying in bed, so why don't you come to visit?!"

"Her boyfriend has returned to China, and he just went out to pick him up." Li Yueyun said.

"Going back to China?" Li Yuanye suddenly became interested, and asked in a low voice, "Will you take it home to see later?"

"It should be." Li Yueyun said, "Mom has already ordered the kitchen to cook more meals."

Li Yuanye nodded, lifted the quilt, got off the bed neatly, walked to the living room, suddenly heard the car horn outside, coughed twice, and sat down weakly bent over.

A moment later, Li Shenxing walked in with a man on his arm. He was about 1.8 meters five, wearing glasses, with a scholarly air, which was completely different from the image of Li Shenxing's hot girl.

"Parents, sister, my boyfriend is here." Li Shenxing shouted loudly.

"What's the noise? It's not like we don't have eyes." Li Yuanye raised his face, but his eyes kept glancing at the man.

The man bowed to them politely, "Uncle and aunt, hello, I'm Lin Yucheng, A Xing's boyfriend."

"Hurry up, sit down and talk." Zhang Qingkong was overjoyed, and blinked at Li Yuanye, "Yucheng is not old at all."

"Who says you can't be old." Li Shenxing said disgustedly, "You're already 26, aren't you old?"

Li Yueyun ""Thank you, I was offended.

Lin Yucheng smiled, "You're right."

"What is Yucheng doing now?" Zhang Qingkong asked again.

"I'm an intern recently, a software developer at Microsoft." Lin Yucheng said humbly.

Zhang Qingkong happily said to Li Yuanye, "Not bad! There is a future!"

Li Yuanye also nodded lightly.

The subsequent chat went much smoother, and Li Yueyun also learned about the past of the two people's love, so it's worth not mentioning it here.

She looked at the happy family, she was angry at Li Shenxing's old and poor boyfriend a second ago, but when she turned around, she felt that he was very nice.

Sure enough, did Li Shenxing's minimum value rule work?

Speaking of which, if Li Shenxing had told her parents from the very beginning that her boyfriend was an intern at Microsoft, with a very ordinary family background and not from a well-educated family, then her parents would probably say that she had to think about it or investigate it. How about accepting each other so quickly?

"Sister, what are you doing, come and sit down." Li Shenxing waved.

Li Yueyun sat aside, and Lin Yucheng also called out sister, she nodded and joined the topic, but her mind was absent.

After a long time, Li Yuanye saw that her desire stopped, and asked, "What do you want to say?"

"Dad, I actually have something to say." Li Yueyun summoned up her courage and said, "Actually, I also have a girlfriend."

Everyone "???"

Li Yuanye ""

"She is also very poor." Li Yueyun said.

people ""

Li Yuanye reached out his hand to stop her from continuing, "Do you still want to say that she is quite old?"

"No." Li Yueyun shook her head, "I am old."

"Heh." Li Yuanye pointed upstairs and said, "Go back to your room, stop making up nonsense here, don't think I don't know that you want to avoid the blind date."

When Li Yueyun went upstairs, she could still hear Li Shenxing grinning and complaining to her boyfriend, "I'm sorry, but my sister is a bit rebellious, she's not as mature and dignified as me at all."

Li Yueyun ""

Li Shenxing looked up at her, was startled for a moment, and finally she found out!

The old lady really has a partner, and she must have confessed the truth just now in a hurry.No wonder I dare not say it, so it turns out that I am also poor and small?

"Dad, I think sister may not be lying." Li Shenxing said cautiously, "Maybe she really has a girlfriend."

"Now you know how to help your sister?" Li Yuanye glanced at her, "You also go back to my room and stay there."

Li Shenxing ""

After the two sisters went upstairs, Lin Yucheng knew that the test of meeting his father-in-law and mother-in-law had come.

Li Shenxing walked into Li Yueyun's room angrily, "It's all your fault."

"What's wrong with me." Li Yueyun was dealing with business, and said without raising his head, "What did you say to Dad again?"

Li Shenxing "I said you have a girlfriend, so he told me to get out."

Li Yueyun paused, "How do you know?"

"Didn't you just say that?" Li Shenxing sat next to her and asked gossip, "Sister, how poor is your girlfriend?"

"Just be poor." Li Yueyun tapped the keyboard quickly.

Li Shenxing asked, "How poor is poor? I think my boyfriend is poor enough."

Li Yueyun is "poorer than him."

Li Shenxing: "No way, what does she do?"

Li Yueyun blurted out, "Lanxiang is a talented student."

"" Li Shenxing's eyes widened, "I suspect you are lying to me."

Li Yueyun said, "Believe it or not, go back to your room."

Li Shenxing rolled his eyes, "Sister, aren't you going on a blind date? Isn't the other party the boss' daughter? Will you abandon your poor wife?"

"Impossible." Li Yueyun closed the computer, turned to look at her, "Go back to me."

"I'm just curious, hey, sister, don't push me. Then why don't you tell me, who is your blind date?" Li Shenxing said with a smile, and couldn't stop talking when she was pushed outside, " There is no rich second generation in Xuanyang City that I don't know, tell me so I can go to the theater."

"Get out." Li Yueyun shut her out.

In the evening, Li Yueyun returned to the rental house after seeing that Li Yuanye had finally calmed down.As soon as he opened the door, he saw Yu Siling lying on the table and fell asleep, and immediately shouted, "Lingling, wake up, be careful of catching a cold, go to bed and sleep."

"A Li, you're back!" Yu Siling opened his eyes in a daze. When he saw her, he stood up and hugged her happily. "Great, I miss you so much."

Li Yueyun smiled all over her face, "I miss you too."

The two embraced for a while, took a bath together reluctantly, and slept together reluctantly for a few nights.

For some reason, both of them have an inexplicable feeling that each other is so affectionate and long-lasting.

The next day, the two got up, washed their faces and brushed their teeth. Yu Siling was already pooping in the toilet very naturally, and chatting with Li Yueyun outside, "A Li, I have a class reunion tonight, and I may have to come back later."

"Well, I have something to do too." Li Yueyun was worried about how to speak, "Hurry up, I'm going to be late."

"Oh good." After using the toilet, Yu Siling poured some water on the green onions on the balcony.

"Don't worry about that, let's go." Li Yueyun took her hand and ran out.

Yu Siling put his bag on his back and saw a bag of mineral water bottles in the corner, "Ah! We can sell bottles again!"

"It's too late, let's sell it when we come back tonight." Li Yueyun said, "I'll finish it soon, and I'll sell it when I come back."

"it is good!"

There were only two classes in the afternoon. As soon as school was over, Yu Siling went to find Zhang Yaofei, "Come and help me put on makeup."

"Why do you want me to help you draw?!" Zhang Yaofei rolled her eyes, "I'm not your slave."

"I'll give you a chance to make me look ugly." Yu Siling said, "After thinking about it, only you can do it."

"Transform ugly?" Zhang Yaofei excitedly said, "Are you sure? Why don't you transform yourself?"

"I can't do it." Yu Siling urged, "Hurry up, do you want to do it?"

"Do it!" Zhang Yaofei took out the cosmetics happily, "You begged me for this, so don't blame me for being cruel!"

In a certain Michelin-starred western restaurant, Li Yueyun checked the time on his watch and walked in at the last minute.As a result, I asked the waiter, good guy, she was still early.

It seems that the other party is a guy who is not punctual, so points will be deducted.

She walked to the reserved seat and received a call from her father, so she had no choice but to take a photo of the restaurant to prove that she had really attended the appointment, and the other party hung up the phone with confidence.

I received a new message from Yu Siling on my phone, dear, I'm delayed because of something, and I may not be able to go back until very late.

Ali is fine, you stay safe.I'll be going back soon, do I need to bring anything to eat?

It's not 0, I want to eat strawberries, oh yes, remember to sell the waste products, I'm afraid it will be closed later.

Hello Ali.

Not 0 cat love jg

Li Yueyun laughed, and sure enough, Lingling was her happy fruit, and a few casual chats could make her bad mood go away.

She looked at the time, 10 minutes had passed, and her impression of the blind date was even lower.

What a waste of her time, just a waste of her time going home to buy strawberries and sell scraps, hateful.

She looked at her attire again, followed Si Yutong's instructions, and brought a set of the most noble and compelling professional suits, then put on a bad face, and directly persuaded people to leave from the aura.

As soon as the other party arrived, she preemptively rehearsed a hundred and eight kinds of words to force the blind date back.

At this time, there was a sound of panicked footsteps coming from behind, coming straight to this side.

She folded her arms around her chest, raised her chin, and quietly waited for the next Shura field.

After a while, a girl ran over from behind and bowed slightly to her, "Sorry for being late, there is too much traffic outside."

Just as Li Yueyun wanted to condemn her for being late, she was taken aback for a moment, and felt that the voice was inexplicably familiar, "You raise your head."

The other party raised his head, revealing a big painted face, the face was powdered like paint, there were two spots of plateau red on the cheeks, the eyes turned into panda eyes, and there was a big red spot on the forehead.

Her lips seemed to be smeared with blood, she grinned at the corner of her mouth, but stopped suddenly.

A few seconds later, the two recognized each other at the same time——

"Ari?!"

"Lingling?!"

"Why are you here?!" The two said in unison.

Li Yueyun looked at her in astonishment. She was wearing the clothes she had snatched from the street stall, and her face was painted with hideous makeup. She was so frightened that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, "Didn't you say you were going to a party?"

Yu Siling was even more surprised, looking at her lofty posture, she was wearing the autumn and winter limited-edition suit of Grandma Xiang's house, the famous watch of Qianda Philippe was on her wrist, and the classic bag of Aigoushi was placed next to her, stumbling He pointed to Bao carefully, and then to Li Yueyun.

"You, you, why are you here? You are still dressed like this." Yu Siling suspected that he had seen a ghost, "Shouldn't you be selling scraps at this time!?"