My Wife Pretends to be Poor Everyday

Li Yueyun walked out of the bathroom, and saw Yu Siling talking to a woman from a long distance away, and walked over with a smile: "Know you?"

"I don't know." Yu Siling immediately dismissed the relationship, "It just looks like the games she plays are fun."

"Want to play?" Li Yueyun asked.

"Huh? Can I play?"

"of course can."

As soon as the words fell, the fifteen or sixteen-year-old child suddenly took off his earphones and looked at them excitedly: "Come on, team up or PK?"

"PK." Yu Siling said first, intending to teach this online dating scammer a lesson.

"No problem, come on, guys." The boy rubbed his hands excitedly.

The two sat down, waited for a while, looked at each other at the same time, and said in unison: "Why don't you start the game?"

Half a minute later, the two said in unison again: "You won't either?"

Two people: "..."

Yu Siling became anxious, and whispered: "Why don't you ask me if I want to play?"

"Hmm... Is there a necessary relationship between the two? I don't know, so I want to watch you play." Li Yueyun also whispered, "I saw you so firmly said that you want to PK, I thought you Where are the masters?"

"What are you masters? I only know how to fight landlords." Just as Yu Siling finished speaking, his eyes suddenly lit up. He stood up and shouted at the boy, "Why aren't you online yet!"

Boy: "?"

The boy looked around in the game: "Where are you?"

Yu Siling: "Happy Landlord Room No. [-], come quickly, the flowers I've been waiting for are all wiping away."

Li Yueyun praised her wit.

Boy: "..."

"Go, go, go, I don't play Doudizhu!" The boy continued to play the game cursing, ignoring them.

But Aunt Wang raised her hand: "Fight the Landlord? I can do it!"

Yu Siling paused, feeling something was wrong, looked at Li Yueyun, and suddenly remembered that it was a date, how could he ask for a light bulb!

"No, you can't." Yu Siling frantically winked at Aunt Wang.

However, Aunt Wang received an error: "Don't worry, I'm the champion of fighting landlords in the community, and I won't hold you back."

"Wang Zuxian, get online quickly." The boy urged.

"Stop making noise! ​​Children don't interrupt when adults are talking!" Aunt Wang turned her head and turned fiercely at the boy, and took off the boy's earphones angrily.

The boy was startled: "What are you doing?"

"What am I doing? I'll teach you a lesson for your mother, you little liar!"

Yu Siling took advantage of the chaos and ran out with Li Yueyun, Li Yueyun was a little worried: "Is there anything wrong?"

"No." Yu Siling dragged her out without looking back.

Just kidding, Aunt Wang used to practice martial arts, and she was hired by Yu Tianzong to be a nanny and bodyguard. She is still unmarried because she is too tough.

Li Yueyun: "No, I mean that boy, are you okay?"

As soon as the words fell, a miserable cry came from the Internet cafe.

"It's okay, that auntie has a sense of proportion." Yu Siling took her back to the shopping mall, and she still couldn't play games on a date, so she suggested, "Shall we go to the movies?"

"Alright." Li Yueyun had no objection.

When the two came to the cinema, Li Yueyun seldom came to the cinema. He would rather catch up on sleep at home or go to the gym for a rest, and he didn't have the time to watch movies at all.

"What do you want to see?" Yu Siling asked.

Hearing this, Li Yueyun looked up at the films arranged on the screen, and began to choose.

"36 Strategies of Love"?

No, what if it is the best plan to let others go?The girlfriend who just got it can't leave.

"I'm a big winner"?

Well, it looks like an inspirational movie at first glance, not suitable for a dating atmosphere.

"Pleasant Goat vs. One Piece: Crazy Sea and Land Battle"?

Hey, it's not suitable for a date either.

What kind of movie is suitable for a date!

Her eyes fell on the bottom row of red letters, the time was just right, there were still 10 minutes to start, and the name was also very good, "Legend of Love Island", be careful!

"That's it." Li Yueyun pointed to it.

"Are you sure?" Yu Siling asked.

"Very sure."

"OK, then I'll buy a ticket." Yu Siling asked the price, 50 yuan, expensive from skr.

It's over, she's got a poor man's mindset now.

She turned her head to look at the young people around her. A couple next to her just opened the QR code of the ugly group. She had a flash of inspiration and immediately stepped aside to download the ugly group.

Li Yueyun came over to look at it, and Yu Siling immediately said: "It's discounted, it's several dollars cheaper, let's buy a popcorn set."

"As expected of you." Li Yueyun turned around and secretly downloaded one.

Five minutes later, the two went to check the tickets with popcorn and cola in their arms. As soon as they entered the screening room, Li Yueyun wondered, "How come there are so many people in Love 5? There are only a few of us here?"

Yu Siling asked: "Didn't you know that the fewer films scheduled, the lower the box office?"

"I didn't notice, I seldom come to the cinema." Li Yueyun confessed honestly.

Yu Siling gave her a distressed look, and after sitting down on the seat, he whispered, "I will bring you here often in the future."

"it is good."

The title started to play, and Li Yueyun couldn't help sitting up straight, watching the movie on the first date intently.

After 10 minutes, she turned pale.

Why didn't anyone tell her that the legend of Love Island is a horror legend!

She is not afraid of anything, but she has a fatal flaw, and that is horror movies!

"This film is not good." Yu Siling suddenly said in her ear.

"You think so too?" Li Yueyun found her companion and excitedly took her hand, "If you're afraid, we won't watch it."

"I'm not afraid." Yu Siling was worried that she felt weak, so he said without changing his expression, "I mean this shot is not good, it's not exciting at all."

"Isn't this exciting?!" Li Yueyun said in surprise.

"Of course, it all depends on the BGM. If you look carefully at the corpses, it's too fake. Too much blood is useless. It should be used in key parts. Think about it, which is more terrifying, the bleeding on the body or the bleeding from the seven orifices ?”

Li Yueyun: "..." I can't think about it, even thinking about it is scary!

"The actor's acting is too blunt, and there is no other expression except for his eyes widening in shock." Yu Siling talked eloquently, "In the movies I watched before, even actors in horror movies can have super acting skills , a stronger sense of substitution.”

Li Yueyun: "..." Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yu Siling ate the popcorn, saw her subconsciously hugged her arms, and asked, "Is it cold?"

"Huh?" Li Yueyun nodded, "Yeah, the air conditioner is too cold."

"Then I'll hold you." Yu Siling reached out and hugged her tightly, rubbing her arms, "How is it?"

"much better."

After hugging her for a while, Yu Siling realized that her body was extremely stiff: "Is it very cold? I think you are going to freeze."

"No, nothing." Li Yueyun wanted to distract, picked up the popcorn on the chair, and started to eat.

At this time, the BGM suddenly became even weirder. There was a burst of shouting from the audience, and Li Yueyun belatedly imagined a horror scene. She raised her hands in fright, and popcorn scattered like smallpox all around.

"Who is it?"

"what is this?"

Yu Siling pulled her to squat down on the ground, and only after everyone focused on the movie again did they sneak out of the auditorium.

Li Yueyun stood in the lobby and took a deep breath. Yu Siling appeared from behind her and suddenly said, "A Li, are you afraid?"

Li Yueyun's eyes dodged: "Don't be afraid, I just feel too cold."

"Then let's go back and have a look?" Yu Siling turned around and wanted to leave.

Li Yueyun stretched out Erkang's hand: "Forget it, they all ran out, it would be too shameful to go back."

Yu Siling stepped back and smiled: "If you're afraid, be afraid. There's nothing you dare not say."

Li Yueyun supported her forehead and said dejectedly: "I'm afraid you will think I'm useless."

"How could it be?" Yu Siling took her hand and squeezed it, "You are so perfect in my heart, it would be even better if you had weaknesses."

"it is good?"

"Yeah, it's more real." Yu Siling pursed her lips, "You're so nice, I always feel that it's not real. But I discovered your weakness. You are afraid of ghosts, but I am not. I will protect you from now on. .”

Li Yueyun was stunned for a moment, and the corner of her mouth curled into a beautiful arc: "Okay, even if I'm a brick mover, do you think I'm perfect?"

"Yes. I have never seen anyone as capable as you." Yu Siling praised.

Li Yueyun paused: "Capable, is this an adjective or a verb?"

"Of course it's an adjective, what does a verb mean..." Yu Siling suddenly paused, looked around, pulled her out, and whispered in her ear, "From now on it will be a verb. "

......

The two have been in love for more than two months, but decent dates can be said to be few and far between.Both of them are quite busy. Needless to say, the nature of Li Yueyun's work, working overtime is already commonplace.

And Yu Siling is also busy with her studies, and the arts festival is coming up soon. She has to rehearse a stage play with her classmates. As the heroine, she can't hold back.

Neither of them expected that they had just fallen in love, and even having a love fried rice together would be a luxury.

The stage play went smoothly, but because there was a monologue soaked in water in the play, Yu Siling caught a cold on the second day after the end.

Li Yueyun was about to go to an important meeting, and when she called Yu Siling, she found out that she was in the hospital.

"Sorry, I couldn't be by your side." Li Yueyun felt very guilty.

"It's okay, it's just a matter of hanging two bottles of water. Don't be too busy to eat." Yu Siling said with a smile.

Li Yueyun felt even more guilty when she heard her laughter.At this time, Lingling is still showing off her strength with a smile on her face, which is really distressing.

"Or, I'll ask for leave right away." Li Yueyun glanced at the people in the meeting room, and gritted her teeth.

"No! You must never! If you dare to ask for leave, I will break up with you. "

Li Yueyun: "..." Why don't we just break up easily?

"Okay, okay, go to work, I'm going to sleep for a while. Anyway, I'm leaving it at that. If you dare to come, I will really break up with you." Yu Siling said.

"..."

Li Yueyun ordered a few more words to pay attention to her body before ending the call in a daze.

"Master, what's wrong with you?" Si Yutong asked.

Li Yueyun was dejected: "I suspect that I'm going to break up in love, this is a damn job."

"It's okay, there is no grass anywhere in the world, the next one will be better." Si Yutong patted her shoulder earnestly, and woke up suddenly, "What did you just say? Broken love? When did you fall in love?!"

"Hey." Li Yueyun sighed heavily, "Lingling must be very weak and helpless now, at night, there is no one to take care of her, her only girlfriend is still busy with work, she must be very sad. "

And here, Yu Siling hung up the phone with lingering fear, and lay down in the advanced ward, which was full of fruit baskets and snacks.A few Filipino maids gave her greetings after busy work, Uncle Zhang was playing with a carved fruit platter on the table, Aunt Wang was rehearsing eighteen Tai Chi moves for her in front of the bed, and Yu Tianzong was holding her hand at the bedside, crying to let her go. she don't go...

If Li Yueyun saw this scene, would he be dumbfounded and jump directly from here?

After Yu Siling was treated as a special protected animal, people followed her when she went in and out, for fear that something might go wrong, but it would overwhelm her.

Hate!I want to have a secret love story with Ali!

In the middle of the night, Yu Siling finally finished his injection, looked at the family members who were dozing beside him, and went to the bathroom lightly.

The phone rang suddenly, and when she saw the caller's name, she grinned, covered the phone and smiled quietly: "A Li."

"I'm done. Are you still in the hospital? I'll be right over." Li Yueyun said hurriedly.

"No need, I've finished the injection." Yu Siling said sweetly in his heart.

There was silence for a while, and she followed suit.

After a long time, she heard Li Yueyun ask her in a low and slightly nervous voice: "Lingling, shall we live together?"

Yu Siling was taken aback.

After a long silence, Yu Siling's dimples emerged: "Okay."