My Wife Pretends to be Poor Everyday

After eating enough, Yu Siling went to pay the money very proudly.

"There is a small park nearby, do you want to take a walk to digest food?" Yu Siling suggested.

Li Yueyun naturally had no objection: "Okay."

The small park is a major attraction in the university town, with a humanistic atmosphere, and a statue of the master is placed in the center of the gate.At night, there will be lanterns with some ancient poems inscribed on them.

The hazy night and the colorful lanterns are a delightful contrast - a kind of date fun.

Yu Siling really didn't expect that this place full of academic and humanistic atmosphere would become a holy place for love.You can see a pair of god-damned loving dogs everywhere, and I don't know if it's because the night is so beautiful, or the red wine is not expensive.

"Let's walk to the center, there is an artificial lake there, the scenery is not bad." Yu Siling said in a casual way, passing by a group of couples who were kissing passionately, and shrunk his face into Li Yueyun's clothes in embarrassment .

Li Yueyun looked sideways at her grabbing her clothes to cover her face, and said with a slight smile, "Why, haven't you seen such a scene?"

"I've seen it." Yu Siling said awkwardly, "But seeing you together, I think it's weird."

"What's wrong?" Li Yueyun smiled, "You remember kissing me last night?"

It’s okay not to mention it, but Yu Siling remembered it again. Fortunately, it’s dark now, and the blush on her ears can’t be seen, so she said stiffly: “That’s because I drank too much, it’s not worth it to mess around after drinking Mention."

"Not worth mentioning?" Li Yueyun said with a sense of humor, "That was my first kiss."

"!!!"

Yu Siling took a few steps back in fright, and said in amazement: "Really? You...how did you have your first kiss?"

Li Yueyun narrowed her eyes slightly: "What did you omit? Are you trying to say how it is possible for someone my age to have a first kiss?"

"No, no." Yu Siling shook his head like a rattle, explained anxiously, stretched out his hand and gestured twice in the air, "I mean, you shouldn't be so good-looking."

"What's wrong, no one dares to kiss me without my consent." Li Yueyun said.

Yu Siling covered his mouth in surprise: "I don't seem to have your consent."

"So you're still saying it's not worth mentioning?"

Yu Siling quickly waved his hand: "It's worth mentioning! Then let's mention it!"

Li Yueyun smiled silently, intending not to tease her anymore, but the other party wanted to discuss with her very seriously.

"How do you feel, as a first kiss, how you felt last night?"

Li Yueyun glanced at her in surprise. Seeing her serious expression, she asked almost reverently. She put away her joking thoughts and recalled for a moment: "To be honest, I don't feel anything, because my mind is blank."

"Why?" Yu Siling became even more curious, "I can't remember any feeling either."

Li Yueyun replied: "You have paralyzed your nerves because of alcohol, but I am different."

Yu Siling: "What's the difference?"

"Dopamine secretion." Li Yueyun said concisely.

Yu Siling: "?"

"How do we go next?" Li Yueyun asked at the fork in the road.

"Hmm..." Yu Siling used to come here in broad daylight, but he was a little bit blind at night, "Why don't we just see God's will?"

"Understood." Li Yueyun chose a random direction and walked forward, and even joked, "Lost."

"What spirit?" Yu Siling heard this word for the first time.

"Lost spirit." Li Yueyun didn't know what to think of, and smiled, "Last time outside the gallery, what seat did you talk about? There is a road in front and a tree behind. If I hadn't seen you in advance, you Even if I drive a tank, I can't find you."

Yu Siling was also happy: "Maybe it's because I seldom walk." Usually there are drivers in and out, so there is no need to remember the way.

"Seldom walk?" Li Yueyun looked at her curiously.

Yu Siling immediately reacted: "Climbing! I usually climb. I like climbing the most."

Li Yueyun: "...Small hobbies are quite unique?"

"It's not too bad." Yu Siling nodded embarrassingly, "No, it should be because I like to run, and when I get tired from running, I just climb."

"You young people's life is really... quite healthy." Li Yueyun couldn't find any other adjectives.

While chatting, the two walked aimlessly until the full moon was hanging high, and it was getting late.

"It's time for you to go back to school." Li Yueyun asked proactively.

"Wait a minute, we seem to be able to reach the lake soon." Yu Siling's eyes lit up, he took her hand and ran forward.

After a while, the two walked through a jungle and came to the lake, with an open view in front of them.

The shallow water on the lake is gently flicking, reflecting the moonlight, which is quiet and beautiful.

Yu Siling turned his head to look at Li Yueyun, the two looked at each other and smiled, and at the same time were silent, just wanting to enjoy the beautiful scenery in front of them.

However, in the current good times, someone ruined the atmosphere.

A female voice sounded from behind the trees not far away: "Aqiang, look at this moon, it's big and round, how beautiful it is."

"Hmm." Another deep male voice followed up.

Looks like another bunch of wild mandarin ducks.

"Such a beautiful scenery, such a beautiful moonlight, don't you want to do it?" the girl asked.

Boy: "Yes."

"Come on then."

Li Yueyun: "..."

Yu Siling: "..."

Li Yueyun winked at Yu Siling, and spoke with her eyes: You young people are so exciting, you dare to drink and mess around, and you are behind your wife's back to do nasty things in the grove of the academic and cultural square , Is the school's grove not enough?

Yu Siling blinked desperately: No!This is just an example!There are still many people who are still very good, like me, but they are obedient!Absolutely will not do anything in this kind of place!

The girl over there groaned again: "Oh, it's too tight, help me fix it."

The boy restrained: "Then I will start."

Li Yueyun's three senses exploded, and his five senses became stiff: "Wow, the kid now, it's really impressive.

Yu Siling shook her head frantically: This is their own fault, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, why don't we go?

Li Yueyun nodded, and the two of them turned around and were about to leave when they suddenly heard the girl exclaim and excitedly said, "Ah! You're great!"

Li Yueyun: "..."

Yu Siling's face burst into red.

Li Yueyun pulled her, and was about to stay away from this ghostly place, but was suddenly pulled back.

"?"

"Wait, I suddenly felt that this voice is so familiar." Yu Siling lowered his head, pondered for a while, and suddenly remembered who it was, "Zhang Yaofei!"

"Who? Who called me?"

Li Yueyun and Yu Siling were shocked together.

After a while, a man and a woman came out from behind the trees, all dressed neatly.

Yu Siling held Li Yueyun's arm and wondered, "What are you doing?"

"Us?" Zhang Yaofei raised the bag in her hand, "Do your homework."

"Do, homework?" Yu Siling was stunned, looked down at the pens and notebooks in their hands, and asked half-believingly, "What homework do you come to Xiaoshulin in the middle of the night?"

"Collect specimens." Zhang Yaofei said speechlessly.

"Then, what are you talking about?"

"The pen is tight, I can't unscrew it, what's wrong with asking him to squeeze the ink for me!" Zhang Yaofei finally realized that something was wrong, and roared angrily, "Ah! Yu Siling!"

Yu Siling roared back: "What are you doing!"

"How dare you guess blindly!" Zhang Yaofei gritted her teeth and clenched her fists, as if she was about to pounce on her in the next second.

"Who told you to say such ambiguous words! And didn't you say that you are dating the school grass tonight! Everyone will think wildly when they hear it!" Yu Siling turned to look at the boy next to him, but saw that the man was so tall It's so plain, it's not a school grass at all, "Who are you?"

"You still have the nerve to tell me about the school grass!" Zhang Yaofei walked over angrily, "I'm going to settle accounts with you! What kind of clothes you bought me, I'm ashamed to death! Come here, I'll be here today I want to beat you to death!"

"No, run!" Yu Siling retreated tactically, dragging Li Yueyun and running away.

"Catch me!" Zhang Yaofei commanded the boys behind.

The beautiful night, the park full of humanistic atmosphere, is suddenly filled with the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

The couples who were talking to their partners and kissing passionately heard a yell: "My mother curses you that you will never get a boyfriend in your life!"

Yu Siling shouted without turning his head: "If you don't hand it in, you won't hand it in. I curse you for failing!"

Student passer-by: "Hiss—"

When the two were about to run to the gate, Li Yueyun suddenly pulled her aside and hid behind a big rock.

After taking a few breaths violently, Yu Siling carefully exposed his eyes to pay attention to the movement outside. Seeing the boy walking towards this side, he was startled and his legs trembled: "It's over, it's over, shouldn't we be killed?" street?"

"How could it be?" Li Yueyun smiled, took off her coat, and put it on her head.

Yu Siling: "?"

After a while, footsteps sounded outside the stone, Yu Siling was startled, and when he was panicking, Li Yueyun suddenly approached.

The four eyes met, and Yu Siling's eyelashes trembled slightly.It may be because of the rapid running and the rapid beating of the heart.

She stared at Li Yueyun's face, the person under the moonlight was holy and beautiful, with a seductive attraction.

"Do you still remember the small alley last time?" Li Yueyun said softly.

Yu Siling nodded in a daze.

The next moment, Li Yueyun pulled the clothes on her head forward to cover her face.Then he stroked the back of her head and hugged her into his arms.

The boy came over to take a look, only to see a pair of lovers who were "kissing", he didn't dare to look closely, and turned to look for Zhang Yaofei again.

After the footsteps left, Li Yueyun looked up and looked around, and saw the girl walking away angrily, then whispered: "They're gone."

However, no response was received.

She looked down and saw Yu Siling looking at her with burning eyes, and said in a daze, "What's wrong?"

Yu Siling propped his hands on the ground, leaned forward, and suddenly smiled, revealing two small dimples on his cheeks, as if holding tonight's lake water, clean, light and glamorous.

"I suddenly remembered it just now." Yu Siling said with a smile, "What is dopamine secretion."

Li Yueyun was silent, the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "What is it?"

"When feelings of admiration arise, the dopamine in the brain will be continuously secreted, which is irresistible." Yu Siling replied.

"So?" Li Yueyun gently touched her head, picking off the weeds for her.

Yu Siling slowly moved forward and gently covered her lips.

"I forgot what it felt like last night, why not do it again, this time I will definitely remember it well."

With a smile on the corner of Li Yueyun's mouth, he pressed her head and deepened the kiss.

The moon is full and the sky is full, passers-by are whispering in the distance, no one notices this hidden corner, two hearts are slowly approaching.

After a long time, Yu Siling suddenly said: "Actually, I accidentally touched your little rabbit this morning, why don't you let me do it again? I will remember it well this time!"