My Wife Pretends to be Poor Everyday

"Come on, let's watch together." Yu Siling took out his earphones, connected them to the case, and gave her one.

After Li Yueyun put it on, Yu Siling moved a little to the side and said with emotion: "This is much more cost-effective than going to the cinema."

Li Yueyun moved to the side, and the two of them huddled together to watch a movie.It wasn't long before Yu Siling fell asleep.

Li Yueyun looked at the person leaning on her shoulder, paused the movie, leaned back a little, and then adjusted a comfortable angle for her, then picked up her mobile phone to process the message.

After an unknown amount of time, Yu Siling sniffled suddenly, as if discovering some delicious food, opened his eyes sleepily, followed the sense of taste and turned to look at the lobby not far away.

I saw that the boy who fell asleep just now woke up at some point. Now he took out a small electric pot, plugged in the electricity and boiled water, and put instant noodles, ham, vegetables and eggs in it...

"You're too good at living." Yu Siling said in surprise.

Li Yueyun: "..."

"Why don't you speak?" Yu Siling raised her head and suddenly found that this posture was a bit wrong. Because of her turning her head, her chin rested on the other's chest.

She immediately bounced it back, her ears were a little red, she looked here and there, and then she thought of something, and said confidently: "Aren't we begging for help, it doesn't matter if we rely on it?"

Li Yueyun paused: "According to reason, it doesn't matter, so do you want to rely on it again?"

"Ah, this..." Yu Siling was very entangled, don't rely on it, doesn't it seem that he is trying to cover up?

She leaned forward again in a daze, and at the end, she made a speech: "It's so soft."

Li Yueyun lowered her eyes: "..."

"It smells good."

Li Yueyun's heart trembled: "...To say it's fragrant is going too far."

"Ah, no." Yu Siling's ears turned redder, and he stretched out his slender fingers, pointing at the boy over there, "The stuff in his pot smells so good."

Li Yueyun raised her eyebrows and said, "Oh, you mean I'm not as good as an instant noodle?"

"Of course not." Yu Siling looked up at her for a few seconds, and immediately sniffed near her neck, "Sister, you smell so good."

Li Yueyun couldn't help but pinch her nose.Yu Siling didn't give up and tried to bite her.

The two started to fight and play. At this time, a boy on the opposite table suddenly complained: "Can you stop showing your affection, I still want to play games."

The two were startled, Yu Siling blinked, and realized that he had already slapped Li Yueyun at some point, so he sat up straight and responded, "We didn't show our affection."

"Isn't this called a show?" The boy's tone was sour, "I'm almost blinded by you, okay?"

Yu Siling was aggrieved, turned around and told Li Yueyun, "He slandered us."

Li Yueyun patted her head and said with a smile: "Then we might as well sit down and save him from slandering me."

Yu Siling: "Huh?"

I know all the characters, so how can I not understand them together?

"You mean, you're going to show it to him on purpose, so that you can kill him as a single dog?"

Li Yueyun half leaned on the sofa, and said: "That's almost what it means. Anyway, we have asked for help. Is there any problem?"

"Yes, there's no problem!" Yu Siling immediately retracted into her arms, and made a face at the boy opposite, "Slightly slightly."

"Too much!" said the boy.

Hearing this, Yu Siling got more excited, turned his head and kissed Li Yueyun's face, and said triumphantly, "You're so jealous, hum."

Boy: "Who doesn't have a girlfriend? It's just that my girlfriend didn't come with me!"

Yu Siling: "I think you are making friends out of nothing."

Boy: "My girlfriend is ten thousand times prettier than you guys."

"Which biscuit are you, and which cookie is your girlfriend?" Yu Siling pulled Li Yueyun over, "Look carefully at my daughter... ah bah, she's mouthed. Open your eyes wide." Look at her dog eyes, how beautiful she is! Can you find someone more beautiful than her?!"

The two started arguing like elementary school chickens. Seeing that Li Yueyun was silent, Yu Siling wanted her to help. Looking back, he subconsciously leaned closer to see the blush on her cheeks, and turned his head fiercely at the boy: "Look what are you doing?" Good thing, it made her face red with anger!"

Boy: "..."

Li Yueyun: "..."

Li Yueyun dragged the cursing Yu Siling out of the Internet cafe, and sighed: "It's time, where are you going next?"

"The days of immortals are always so short, and I still want to find someone to get the link." Yu Siling looked back at the Internet cafe reluctantly, "I have to find my friend."

Li Yueyun: "Friend?"

"Yeah." Yu Siling suddenly laughed, "Today is my birthday, and my friend wants to celebrate it with me."

Li Yueyun asked in surprise: "Your birthday? Why didn't you tell me earlier."

"Shouldn't I tell you now?" Yu Siling said with a smile, "I am very happy to meet you today, and we will go to an Internet cafe together next time when we have a chance."

"When is the next time?"

"Ah?" Yu Siling didn't expect her to ask such a specific question. Isn't this just polite words?

But since someone asked, I still have to answer: "This Saturday?"

"Yes." Li Yueyun nodded, and looked around again, "Wait for me."

"what happened?"

"Go buy you some presents."

"No need!" Yu Siling shouted from behind, "Don't buy expensive ones, I won't buy more than ten yuan!!!"

Li Yueyun paused and looked back at her.

Yu Siling said harshly: "If you exceed ten yuan, you will break up the relationship."

It's too difficult, Li Yueyun is starting to be confused, how can there be a gift of ten yuan?

She looked around, and finally walked into a steamed stuffed bun shop, and glanced at the proprietress again, thinking of a plan.

Yu Siling sat at the table outside the Internet cafe, and after waiting for a while, he saw Li Yueyun approaching with a plate with a lid on it, and asked curiously, "What is this?"

"Birthday cake." Li Yueyun put the plate in front of her, and opened the lid in her expectant sight.

Yu Siling's smile froze slightly: "?"

There were four big steamed buns on the plate, and another steamed bun was stacked on top of it. The steamed bun with ketchup said - 00, happy birthday.

Yu Siling stared at these steamed buns, it was hard to express his mood at the moment, he was both horrified and pleasantly surprised.I am used to all kinds of expensive cakes and desserts, but this is the first time I have seen such a rare cake... Let's call it a cake.

But after thinking about it, this cake perfectly met her requirements, within ten yuan.

What matters is not the amount of money, but the heart.

"Thank you! I like it very much!" Yu Siling held his face in both hands, and smiled at Li Yueyun, "But why is it 00?"

Li Yueyun sat down opposite her, and explained: "Chinese characters take up too much space and cannot be written."

Yu Siling: "Okay." Forced to 0.

"Let's try it now."

"Let me make a wish first." There is still a sense of ceremony, Yu Siling clasped his hands, stared at the steamed bun and made a wish——

Mantou, mantou, I hope you are a delicious mantou.

"Okay, I'm going to eat." Yu Siling picked up the steamed bun dipped in ketchup, distributed another steamed bun to Li Yueyun, and took a bite slowly.

Yu Siling: "!"

God, my wish has come true!

"That's a good time." Yu Siling mumbled while chewing on the steamed buns.

Li Yueyun also took a bite and nodded in agreement.Looking at Yu Siling's contented appearance again, her love became stronger and stronger. A few steamed buns can make her so happy. I have never seen such an optimistic and open-minded person.

While the two were eating steamed buns, a chubby aunt walked up from a distance, wearing an apron with the bun shop's logo printed on it.

The aunt said, "I'm here to collect the dishes."

"Okay." Yu Siling nodded.

But who knows, as soon as the aunt walked over, she suddenly fell to the ground.

Yu Siling was startled, and subconsciously called out "A Li".

Li Yueyun didn't seem to notice, she lowered her head and continued to eat steamed buns.

"Ouch, ouch, it hurts to death, who will save me." The aunt fell to the ground and rolled.

Seeing this posture and acting skills, Yu Siling looked like Pingci, and said cautiously: "Auntie~stand up~stand up~"

"Auntie can't stand up, Auntie is in pain right now, come and help me." The aunt wailed.

Yu Siling turned on the video recording mode of the mobile phone, stepped forward to help the aunt up, turned around and turned back, but the aunt grabbed her hand and refused to let her go.

Yu Siling: "Auntie, I've recorded a video, don't touch me."

"Hey, what are you doing if I touch porcelain?" Auntie took out a card from her trouser pocket and threw it in her hand, "Thank you for your brave deeds. My family has too much property and nowhere to put it. This is a little thank you. You accept it." Well, you can buy whatever you want to eat and buy yourself, the password is six six. Oh, by the way, happy birthday to you."

After speaking, the aunt took her own plate and turned back to the shop handsomely.

Yu Siling was dumbfounded, looking at her sturdy legs and feet, inexplicably felt that this world was a bit of magical realism.

"A Li? She was touching me just now, and then gave me money, right?" She said in disbelief.

"Yes, you can accept it, anyway, Auntie may have a lot of money." Li Yueyun glanced at the aunt, who happened to turn her head to look at them, waved to them, and quietly showed Li Yueyun a little bit of care .

Li Yueyun: "..." I didn't expect your acting skills to be so bad!

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Auntie stood up and got the stalk from the movie "Red Cliff", Lin Zhiling's voice: Mengmeng~stand up~

Author's voice: Nutrient liquid liquid ~ let me stand up ~

感谢在2020-11-2213:06:08~2020-11-2313:48:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: artless1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Starlight scattered in the eyes, 1 Jiangyu;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：清风折柳10瓶；344181198瓶；E.Soooo、风之渡5瓶；听海year4瓶；freja、奚屿屿不是小朋友、琪1瓶；

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