up master minor

Li Kaien has been doing well recently.The jungler has not been killed recently, but he loves snails to play nanny.

His teammates all knew that Li Kaien was a game rookie, and they were deeply hurt by it.Although Li Kaien has no common sense, he often puts wrong skills and wrong teammates, but although his teammates dislike him, they never abandon him, because Li Kaien has a female account in the game, also known as a transvestite .It's not that the teammates have never doubted Li Kaien's identity, but during an on-site command by YY, the doubts were completely dispelled, just because Li Kaien choked his throat and groaned and acted like a baby on the wheat: "Oni sauce, teacher Why do people beat this monster~”

Li Kaien is shameless, his friends know it, and they are the ones who encouraged him to go to a hostile gang to pretend to be a girl as an undercover agent. Li Kaien, who has no morals, really went there without any pressure, without the slightest melancholy, even this undercover agent It was also very successful. That time on yy, the single dogs of the hostile gang were fascinated by the voice, and they directly named this guy a group flower.People like Li Kai'en are really, really shameless. They don't feel uncomfortable in the face of a crowd of male dicks, and they often go to the undercover group to show off: "Oh, ah, today someone set off fireworks to confess to me, I refuse. yo~" Whoever wants to beat him to death, the stupid author will donate a brick.

Li Kai'en has done even more shameless things, he did Mission Impossible.After being an undercover agent for more than a month, this guy sold his friend without any hesitation.His family friend was chased and killed by the leader of the hostile gang for half a month, and died several times. In the end, he changed his face and got a female name, married into the hostile gang and became the wife of the leader.His family friend Zheng'er was a man, and was forced to take a female number, and was burdened with the heavy responsibility of establishing good friendships, so he married off.Since then, Jiyou has been called sister-in-law and madam by all the men and girls, no matter how much he resists, there is no room for change.So Jiyou has a big ambition, he is not a man if he does not torture Li Kaien to death!Li Kaien Xinai ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !

Last time, I talked about Li Kaien's taking root in Datong, sex, and dating sites.Li Kaien, who has been observing at station b in Japan for a long time, finally decided to be the up host at station b.Li Kaien likes the feeling of hooking up with fans, and also enjoys the perfect process of perverting, and is even fascinated by the feeling of communicating with others without any obstacles. Obviously, this place is very good. For Li Kaifu, this is a good place. There is no language barrier in the crowd, so Li Kaien did not hesitate to throw out the few remaining morals, love whoever he loves, anyway, he has never asked for face.

At station b, Li Kai'en became a legendary up master, that is, bilibili's first singer and a professional accountant of oral songs.In addition to hanging out at station b, he often goes to the Japanese barrage website Niconico to observe. Japanese nerds usually have negative values ​​for morality.At that time, station b was so pure that it couldn’t be more pure. Most of the up masters who loved to sing chose to cover some anime songs, while Li Kai’en, who often visited the Internet and had been corroded and could no longer be corroded, did not. He carelessly chose to cover some very obscure pornographic and violent songs. The first video he officially made as an up host is the famous song "Majestic and Prestige". He brought his father's professional microphone for work and pressed it on his small desk. He also asked his grandma's nephew from a distant relative to buy a set of radio equipment from abroad.Li Kai'en started his unscrupulous underage up life like this.

Li Kaien, you are healthy and healthy, can you be an up master!Since paying attention to you, my kidney is getting worse and worse, did you make it!Tears ran!

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