[Iron Man] Great War!iron Man

The moment Tony joined the group, he saw the lower limit of this group of pvp funny competitions. Thinking carefully about the strange brain circuit of his little uncle... He felt that he knew enough about the rhythm of this funny gang... However, playing When he got up, he found that he was really... a broken Tucson.

Because it was the Midnight Happy Group, they just played a small palace of ten people, basically one from each profession, except that he was Tang Shijiu's gang relatives and friends.

[Secret Words] Tang Li: Uncle Master, did I occupy the hole?

[Secret language] Mu Yu Xiaoxiao: It's okay, it's okay, anyway, there is no yellow chicken online in the gang.

[Team] Wan Jian Explosive Chrysanthemum: Report to the team leader, it was originally black!

[Team] The peach blossoms are blooming: Damn, you two are a big black water Gua, you dare to go to Heiben!

[Team] Mu Yu Xiaoxiao: Come on, everyone, don't pay for it, I'll change the team leader!

[Team] Wu Fenfei: Leader v5!

[Team] Wan Jian Explodes Chrysanthemum: Damn...you can't do this to me!

[Team] Mu Yu Xiaoxiao: =. = Come, come, come, Ze Gua hand has become popular, everyone enters the book!

Amidst the laughter, everyone entered the book, but before reaching the old one... they knelt in front of the mob at the door...

The master who entered Ben belatedly looked at the kneeling corpse with a puzzled expression: What are you doing?

Mu Yu Xiaoxiao: Wu Fenfei, Jun Ye, what about your army, Shan Hu? Even if you are a proud blood, show the value of your real man for 12 seconds!

Then the old one, Tony finally realized the deep malice of his master Su Muzhe's plan for close combat...

The old one in the palace, Master Kurong... The melee combat before the last stage is completely worthless, yes, it is completely useless...except for blocking the line... This boss will always have six npcs next to it to help toss the player in the first few stages, and every once in a while they will Shoot two lines to connect two players. At this time, the player who has received the buff needs to go out to block the line to ensure that the named one will not be shot to death...

——This is really something that can only come out of idle planning.

Tony made an unfortunate operation error when his uncle yelled "Tang Li, Li, stand here, you are not in front of Sister Hua!" Experience, the first time he heard his uncle call Lato, he pressed Yuquan Yuyue dangerously and dangerously pulled off the boss with the remaining blood skin on the damage reduction, he sweated a little and just wanted to say it was dangerous, Turning around to see, the teammate behind him who hadn't had time to run away had already knelt on the ground.Tony suddenly felt that he should keep his mouth shut.

If one had to use an idiom to summarize the situation of this funny group, Tony thought he would definitely choose the word "chicken flying dog jumping..." and since their group still has huskies and yellow chickens, this description is very appropriate.

[Turning to the old section...I said turning to the old section...who will beat Lao Tai!Tang li!Hurry up... Fuck you kneel again, I don't even hand over the windmill golden snake, what use do I want you for! 】

[I said that it is enough to only get four weights!Who told you to get so much!Can't run anymore! 】

【Old Xie has always been a snot. Didn't you realize that it's a common practice for them not to make an appointment in the Tiance Mansion? Look at how many times Li Ju from the Candle Dragon Palace has made people ot. 】

Tony's equipment was already dead red before seeing the fourth child in the palace. After finally pressing the right qte and passing Xiao Sha, Tony left a sentence to repair the equipment, and then said nothing. After leaving the copy, I went back to the main city to find the grocer.

[Team] Mu Yu Xiaoxiao: Little Martial Nephew... Didn't you find that there is a reputation merchant at the gate of the palace who can repair equipment =-=?

When the first sentence Tony saw when he finished reading the article was this sentence, he felt that his whole body was not good

——wtf! ! !

Since Tony himself felt that his performance in the palace was too stupid, he decided to change the status quo!He decided to rise up!

So he decided to go to someone for consultation. Tony didn't want to ask his three-dimensional friends. Although Ethan still lived in his house, he felt that the difference in regional culture might not be of much help to Ethan, so he should Find a local... let's say his master...

[Secret language] Su Muzhe: What little apprentice, you want to chase a girl? ! #Scared, it takes courage!Do you know that three-person love is an immoral act, but I just like this kind of spirit of self-defense for love!

After Tony poked his master and told her some of his thoughts—of course, he concealed who he was going after, and then the other party replied to him like this, which made him suddenly feel a little powerless...

——With such a blunt answer, does he really want to ask this person for advice? _(:3∠)_

[Secret Words] Tang Li: Master……………………

[Secret language] Su Muzhe: Oh okay, so little apprentice, are you here to ask me for advice?I can understand your confusion when you want to chase Chinese girls... I mean, cultural differences and cultural differences... But you have to know that there is a set of global routines, you have to remember three points, the first is to be shameless, and the second It's thick skinned...

【Secret Words】Tang Li: …………………

——Although his master looks funny occasionally, his words are always so sharp =-= But what seems wrong with this statement?Or is there something wrong with Lao Jia's translation?

[Secret Words] Tang Li: Wait a minute, master, shameless and thick-skinned... aren't they two completely opposite words?

[Secret language] Su Muzhe: ... what?No, no, no, these are exactly the same two words! ! !Forget it, you don't understand too much, anyway, you just remember a little bit of stalking!

[Secret Words] Tang Li: Master asks for help from qaq, asking for detailed advice!

[Secret language] Su Muzhe: This is easy to handle. Tell me, what kind of opinion do you want?Vulgar or elegant?

[Secret Words] Tang Li: How do you say it? #stay

[Secret Words] Su Muzhe: The usual thing is to buy 99 hearts of local tyrants to bombard her blindly. Of course, the cuteness of the coal boss is even better.

[Secret Words] Tang Li: ………………… What about literature and art?

[Secret Words] Su Muzhe: Well, then you have to work hard...something about the Book of Songs?What throws at papaya and returns with Qiong Jiu?Or the mountains have trees and trees have branches, and you don’t know the joy of the king?

【Secret Words】Tang Li: (⊙o⊙)

So Tony was enlightened, it turns out that all the girls in the Celestial Dynasty like this kind of literary tone!No wonder his previous efforts were in vain, so it turned out to be useless!So Tony acted quickly!I found a book of poetry, asked Jarvis to translate it, and then studied it.

Tang Shijiu's life was very ordinary this day. She spent half a month removing the plaster cast, and then she was alive and kicking again.

Although she didn't quite believe what her father told her about their family, she was still taught by her father to learn some basic skills of martial arts, and she learned folk dances because of her interest since she was a child. It is better than the normal level, and the resilience is also better.

This day, because she slept too late with the team to open up the wasteland palace the day before, she fell asleep until noon the next day. Tang Shijiu, who was hungry, got up reluctantly and washed it casually, then dragged her slippers and went down to search. Food.

Then, when she was walking back to the dormitory area through the small gate with her lunch in hand, she saw a group of people blocking the door by the guard room.

The reason why the small gate is a small gate is because of its small size, and it is very inconvenient for passers-by to be crowded here, but at this time people don't seem to care about such a small congestion, not even the guards To disperse the crowd, but the scale of onlookers is getting bigger and bigger.Anyway, it's crowded and lively, and the idea of ​​not watching it for nothing is also squeezed in.

Then she saw a guy in a suit sitting in the middle of the crowd.

At first Tang Shijiu thought it was some kind of celebrity, but then she thought it seemed that celebrities were wearing trendy clothes instead of formal clothes. If it was a big shot, there would not be so many people watching, so she squeezed in and thought Look carefully... Then she saw that person lowered his head and signed something on a girl's sleeve... She was very familiar with this action, because she was also signed by this person almost two months ago A bunch of numbers... But the dress was thrown into the washing machine as soon as she came back.

So when Tang Shijiu saw this guy suddenly appearing in her school on this side of the world, Tang Shijiu's first reaction was that it was unscientific. When the other party raised his head, she decisively turned her head and left.

However, just as she turned her head and hurried away from the crowd, one of her classmates stopped her, "Hey, Shi Jiu, the students asked me to ask you if you can perform at the New Year's Eve party, alas, I said what are you doing so fast ! That's Tony Stark! Alive!"

——The so-called not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs_(:3∠)_.

Tang Shijiu didn't want to say anything more about this, she didn't even look back and hurriedly said, "I'm going to ask Ah Wei to come and see God, you hurry up and hold him down so that he doesn't run away." Then she quickly used her sports skills Ran.

Tang Shijiu ran back to the dormitory and slammed the door, thinking, the noise scared the roommate who was writing a thesis while wearing earphones, Su Luo slightly raised his head to look at Tang Shijiu who was sweating profusely and asked, "What's wrong with you, let the dog chase you?"

"You were chased by huskies." Tang Shijiu tried to calm his breath and said, "Guess who I met at the school gate?"

"Who?" Su Luowei returned his gaze to his pen and replied.

"Tony Stark..." Tang Shijiu thought for a while and added, "Alive."

"..." Su Luowei stopped his hands and raised his head.

"Are you surprised? What do you think he's here for?" Tang Shijiu calmed down, pulled out his chair and sat down, then asked.

"Why he came I don't know...but I kind of guess..."

Twenty minutes later, Tang Shijiu suddenly received a call.It was an unfamiliar number, Tang Shijiu picked it up, and then heard the other party's flirtatious voice greeting her in English, "How are you, Miss Tang?"

"..." Tang Shijiu glanced at the number, and suddenly wanted to hang up, but she still held her own. "How did you get here?"

"Well, I gave you my number, but you didn't call after waiting for two months, so I had to call myself~" The tone of the other party on the phone was quite aggrieved.

"..." Tony said the truth, but Tang Shijiu didn't believe the content in his tone, "What's the matter?"

"Actually, I'm downstairs in your dormitory...it should be your dormitory, right? But the building management lady didn't let me go up."

——Aunt Lou Guan did a great job!

Tang Shijiu thought of this the first time he heard the answer on the phone.

"Hey, why don't you come down? I brought you a gift..."

That night, Ethan, who was still in New York, received a call from Tony on the other side of the world.Two days ago, Tony fled away on the plane without saying a word. It wasn't until today's phone call that Ethan knew that this guy went to China with a twitch of his head.

"I found Miss Tang today." There was a little smugness in Tony's tone, so Ethan assumed that he had achieved a lot in chasing girls today.

So he followed the other person's words and asked, "How is it going?"

"It's not bad, although I encountered a little trouble on the way... I gave her a small gift, she accepted it, and gave me a gift in return."

"Oh?" Tony's answer really surprised Ethan. To be honest, the other party lived in Tony's house for so long and Tony didn't get it. Seduced, he continued to ask, "What did you give her?"

"Papaya...uh...I read it in the Chinese Book of Songs...something like giving papaya back to jade or something...Anyway, it's almost such an allusion."

"........." Ethan knows many languages, but Chinese is not his strong point, but in terms of the profoundness of Chinese culture, Ethan has a bad feeling...he is almost sure that what Tony read The original words are definitely not the literal interpretation, so he cautiously asked tentatively, "Then?"

"Oh, she gave me a pair of scissors as a gift in return. Do you know what the allusion is?" The other party's tone sounded relaxed, and seemed to be in a good mood.

"...Oh, I don't know much about Chinese." Ethan replied, but his intuition told him that this might not be a good thing.

The author has something to say: The title "Send Thousands of Miles" is a term used by Jiansan, which means one goes to find another... Usually it is accompanied by seeing the light and dying, you know...

I will not tell you about the palace. I have been endlessly looping the video of Ram fighting the palace——If you don’t know where the stem comes from, please go to Baidu "Ram vs. Nanzhao Palace"

Small theater [stem from Weibo jokes]:

Tony: I'm here to upgrade my friend's computer software, you know the XP system will be phased out soon!

Auntie Louguan: Don't fool me, Auntie was young too!You are already in your thirties, don’t you know that people are more important than yourself?

Throw it with papaya and repay it with Qiong Jiu, you understand [if you don’t understand, go to Baidu], but when Lao Jia translates intelligently, he also translates literally...so you understand Nini’s understanding method. Dead (⊙v⊙)

In addition, there is a saying in Qixiufang of the Sword Three Schools: Qixiufang does not provide sunflower collections and small scissors...so you understand the gift of scissors stems

So, do you want to continue to watch Nini's funny experience!Hurry up and leave a message when the author is in a good mood and update diligently, you understand!If I don't leave a message, I have to go back to the bloody battle against Tiance_(:3∠)_