The fast-traveling boss is always teasing me

"Finished!"

With a "bang", Lin Mo knocked the bowl down on the table. He felt that his life was miserable.

Why should I be the emperor above ten thousand people, and still be overwhelmed by the regent, just because he is the male lead?

snort!He is still a good face slap!

Lin Mo is ready to rise up and resist...

"Does the emperor want candy?"

"eat!"

Lin Mo softened quickly, forget it, for the sake of sweetness, let's not slap him in the face for now!

"what……"

Shen Ze was very skillful, and directly threw the candied fruit in his hand into his mouth.

Suddenly, a sweet and soft taste filled his mouth, really, so happy~

"The emperor swallowed it right away, but I forgot to tell you that there is poison in it!" Shen Ze's eyes flashed brightly, and he was gesturing to throw one into Lin Mo's mouth.

Seeing his posture, Lin Mo quickly covered his mouth and chewed again. He couldn't believe that such a sweet candied fruit was poison.

"You! Murder the emperor! Execute the nine clans!"

"Does the emperor want to go to hell with my minister? The minister is very happy!"

"..." I don't want to be your Nine Clan!

"Really...is there really poison in it?" Lin Mo asked tentatively in disbelief.

"It's nothing, it's just some gut-piercing poison, but I can't take much pain at times, just click it and it's over." Shen Ze smiled at him, with a light tone full of indifference!

!!!

Well worth it!

However, he has cheats...

"Son, let's analyze what's in it?"

[Hey... the host's father... points... can't analyze it! 】Hey, it's none of its business, it's banned, so it can't speak out!

Lin Mo Xianyu lay dead, as if he had no desires:

"Oh, Prince Regent, please go, I want to enjoy the rest of my life!"

"..."

Why is it different from what I thought?Shouldn't he come to ask for his own?

Shen Ze hid the shock on his face, how could he do this without an antidote, how would he find a reason to approach him in the future?Shen Ze held his face and said:

"Ahem, don't be afraid, Your Majesty, this antidote minister will give it to His Majesty every month!"

Lin Mo: ...

I, meow, didn't beg you for the antidote now, why did I rush to give it to him!

Man, what a cheapie!

Lin Mo "has just recovered from a serious illness", and in his spare time, he ordered someone to prepare some rice paper.

Lin Mo picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, stood in front of the desk, and drew Shen Qi's eyebrows and eyes in detail.

Seeing Lin Mo's expression full of joy, the old eunuch who was serving tea and water immediately patted his horse in a shrill voice:

"The emperor's painting is really good, look at the nose, look at the eyes, alas, I have never seen such a beautiful painting!"

Lin Mo kept his subordinates, and sarcastically said:

"Oh? I only painted a pair of eyebrows, you servant can see the nose and eyes. Could it be that my holy will has been guessed by you a long time ago?"

"Old slave talks too much, old slave talks too much!" The old eunuch immediately put down the tray, knelt down with a "plop", and slapped his own face to plead guilty.

Lin Mo was originally a tyrant, and he liked flattery, but Lin Mo's unpredictable temper would have found a dead end for him!

The old eunuch's face became red and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye. The whole person looked like a pig's head, and his face was full of tears.

"Forget it, get out, don't get in my eyes!"

The old eunuch cried so ugly that Lin Mo almost couldn't hold the pen, and made his own husband ugly.

"Yes Yes Yes……"

The old eunuch closed his voice, and didn't dare to do anything else. He simply followed what Lin Mo said, and immediately bent over and rolled out quickly.

Lin Mo: ...

"Huh... Shen Qi, Shen Qi, where will you be this time?"

The painting has been formed, and Lin Mo changed him into an ancient dress and hair according to his abandoned face, which gave him a little more of the demeanor and elegance of the ancient Moshang. Although the surface of the eyes is as cold as frost, they hide the pulse. So affectionate, Lin Mo couldn't help but turn into a wolf!

Lin Mo ordered the artist to copy hundreds of copies of this painting, plus his own private seal, and pasted it all over the capital.

Letter: dd, come quickly!Golden ten thousand taels!

The painters didn't know what the emperor was up to, and if he didn't tell, he didn't dare to ask!I had no choice but to copy the word "dd" as well.

Although the common people don't know what the first half of the sentence means, they also understand the second half, isn't it just a reward for arrest, they understand!

Gold Wanliang is a trivial matter, they mainly want to contribute to the country!

All of a sudden, the yamen was overcrowded...

Of course, this is just a later story...

-

Lin Mo looked at the sky speechlessly, what's the matter, did he meet a vicious stepmother?

I saw a woman in her early thirties lying on her side on the imperial concubine's couch, she was well maintained, with some small fine lines around her eyes, her clothes were complicated and elegant, and her head was full of emerald jewels, but the sharpness between her brows destroyed this nobility Temperament...

"Mother!"

Lin Mo saluted her perfunctorily, lest this woman make trouble with herself again!

"The capital city is in turmoil these days, and the emperor is seriously ill again. If the Li family hadn't guarded us, our dynasty would have to change our surname!" Queen Mother Li didn't even open her eyes, and let the maid beside her fan her. He spoke unhurriedly, but his expression was full of arrogance.

The Li family, that is, the Empress Dowager Li's mother's family, when the rebels came a few days ago, his Li family closed the door tightly and never sent out a single soldier. Seeing that the situation has stabilized, he wants to take a share?

How can there be such a good thing in the world!

Lin Mo pretended not to understand:

"What does the queen mother mean?"

The meaning is so clear, and I still ask, I really can't support the wall!

Empress Dowager Li opened her eyes a little annoyed, and looked at Lin Mo's respectful appearance, full of disgust, but still bent the corners of her eyes:

"The Ai family is saying, this meritorious minister, wait for a good reward. In the past few days, the vassal kings have brought up many good horses. It is better to reward the Li family together, so as to strengthen the minister's loyalty to you!"

Although this son is not his own, he still listens to him in everything. In recent years, his empress dowager is equivalent to half an emperor, taking care of big and small things.

Lin Mo took a few sips of tea and said with a smile:

"What did the queen mother say? Those who deserve credit should of course be rewarded, and those who don't have merit should be carefully punished! Rong Erchen has to think about these things!"

Listening to the meaning, Lin Mo also agreed with his opinion, and he had to take advantage of a hundred years ago to benefit the Li family a lot!When the time comes, another hereditary marquis will be able to keep the descendants of the Li family prosperous forever!

Empress Dowager Li was a little happy in her heart, secretly thinking that Lin Mo, who couldn't support the wall, really listened to her, got up and put the fingernails covered in red Kodan on the handmaid's hand,

"Hmm! My son is very sad! These days, my son needs to be careful about his own body, and be careful about other people's thoughts!"

When Lin Mo heard this, he immediately understood that this was beating him!

A few days ago, the regent appraised the rebel army, and he was still serving Lin Mo inside, not allowing anyone to come close, but he won the reputation of a "loyal army", but they all know that the regent usually works with Lin Mo Mo is fighting like hell, there is no one like me without him, how can there be any possibility of "living in harmony"?This secret made Queen Mother Li a little uneasy, so she began to provoke the relationship between the two of them, and asked Lin Mo to pay attention.

"My son understands!" Lin Mo nodded slightly, watching Queen Mother Li go away, no need to remind him that his heart is like a mirror, this Shen Ze is not easy to deal with!

Alas, this Empress Dowager Li is also not easy to deal with!

woe...

After Lin Mo recovered his body, he started the life of an ancient emperor's "overtime dog". Looking at the mountains of official documents on the table, Lin Mo almost died on the spot.

"Son, if there is regret medicine, I still want to be that sick and weak boy!"

[Hey... this situation cannot be reversed, please pay attention to the host father! 】

Boo!I want to chime too...

And now you have to go to court, which is equivalent to going to work at four o'clock in the morning.

"what……"

Lin Mo finally yawned for the seventh time, his eyelids almost couldn't hold up anymore.

He was bored staring at the trembling officials who were talking about astronomical figures, and his thoughts slowly drifted away...

Finally, an official stood up, with a straight back, a resolute face, and powerful words:

"Report to the emperor, there has been a severe drought in Jizhou recently, and..."

"If there is a severe drought, it would be better to ask the Ministry of Households to allocate money for disaster relief..."

Lin Mo replied, after all, there are droughts in several places in this dynasty every year. Regarding the drought, they already have a series of countermeasures.

"Your Majesty, the weather in Jizhou is good every year, and the tax paid to the court accounts for a large proportion. Now, there is a sudden severe drought. I am afraid that God will have a revelation. I hope that the Emperor will correct his behavior, work diligently and love the people, respect God's will, and go in person..." The official Seeing that Lin Mo didn't listen, he was a little anxious, so he almost grabbed the land with his head!

This little old man is so noisy!

Only then did Lin Mo raise his eyes, and realized that the official who quarreled with him was the heroine Tang Wanwan and her father, Tang Mulei!

Lin Mo tilted his head, his tone was full of danger, like a wolf staring at its prey:

"General Tang means that I am tyrannical, so heaven will punish me?"

The other officials were trembling, shrunk themselves like a quail, and secretly blamed Tang Mulei for forcing things!

Tang Mulei bowed slightly, his face was full of excitement, and he became more and more impassioned:

"Your majesty is wise, I believe that as long as your majesty changes his ways and loves the people like a son, God will bless our dynasty!"

This Tang Mulei didn't know if he was a true loyal monarch or a fake loyal monarch, he ransacked the emperor on the spot in the court, fortunately he was not the original owner, otherwise his head would have been taken off a long time ago!

Lin Mo flicked his sleeves and sneered:

"Heh, General Tang Li is thinking about the country, but it seems that I am a little incompetent!"

Tang Mulei was unmoved, and kneeled down on his knees, showing his righteousness, but he still insisted on asking:

"My minister asks the emperor to set up an altar, and asks for rain from the sky as the emperor of the real dragon! It will benefit the people of Jizhou!"

According to the original plot, the severe drought in Jizhou will last for a period of time, but it is nothing special, just deal with it according to the usual drought method.

But now, Tang Mulei has to put the hat of causing the drought on him!

Lin Mo, who is familiar with the core values ​​of socialism, of course knows that altars are not scientific at all, and this Tang Mulei is clearly driving himself to a dead end!

At that time, I will bear the infamy of "not tolerated by heaven", and I will not sit on this throne for long!

Tang Mulei's voice echoed in the empty hall, as if it was hitting everyone's hearts one after another!

Oh, this is a life-and-death struggle?

Why not...satisfy him!

Who made himself a little angel who likes to fulfill other people's wishes!

Lin Mo smiled and said, "Okay! Since General Tang asked to sacrifice his life to the altar first, please do so!"

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Fortunately, the liver is over~

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