I only sell meat, not body

I only sell meat, not body

Author: Ant Eyes

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Xiaoshou version: I am a butcher who sells meat, what's wrong, it's embarrassing to sell meat?Selling meat is not selling one's body!But what the hell is this infatuated man who suddenly appeared?Is he blind if he treats himself as a girl and pursues him hard? ! ! ! ! !

Minor version: She saved my life ten years ago, but she disappeared completely afterwards.Now that we meet again, I swear I will never let go of her hand again, wait, something seems wrong?

Gentle Attack (Pseudo) X Fried Hair Shou

Xiao Shou is a butcher and can understand the language of animals, so the scene of killing pigs is extremely bloody, and those who are unwell should be cautious.

Content tags: Disguised, modern, overhead, sweet text, karmic encounter

Search keywords: Protagonist: Zhuo Xiaobai┃Supporting role: Xia Yuanqing┃Others: Butcher

part1

Zhuo Xiaobai was really unlucky, it rained suddenly in good weather, and the clothes thrown on the ground were all soaked, so he could only go home in an ancient costume.He is a cosplayer and often goes to various venues, but after all, he did not do it voluntarily. It is only because he has an extremely enthusiastic sister that he has achieved his current appearance.

In the eyes of outsiders, his elder sister is often gentle and charming, but Zhuo Xiaobai understands that his elder sister is an extremely violent female man. He once refused to go to the manga show and refused to cross-dress, but he was beaten every time I don't even know my own mother.It's a pity that his mother didn't sympathize with him, and only said that there was nothing missing from going to the comic exhibition. It was nothing more than dressing up strangely. After all, he could earn some pocket money back, so why not do it?

This is how Zhuo Xiaobai grew up under the willful oppression of his mother and sister. Of course, his father was not much better. That middle-aged man with a bad temper and self-righteousness always smoked a cigarette and reprimanded him: " You are a man who is going to be a butcher in the future, how can you not even have this bit of guts?! Go and admit your mistake to your sister and mother!"

Of course he didn't want to admit his mistake, but the first half of his father's sentence was the point of his denial. Who said he was going to be a butcher?Just because my father is a butcher, and my father's father is also a butcher, do I have to be a butcher?The times are developing and the society is progressing. Should an old-fashioned butcher industry decline long ago? !

Of course, he can't curse his own business. At least for now, his family's safe butcher shop is still in business. The freshness of the meat is kept to the best level, which is much better than those electrocuted pork on the market.

Zhuo Xiaobai, as the 36th generation descendant of the old butcher Zhuo, naturally mastered this unique secret skill, but what went wrong was his special ability. Yes, he could understand what animals said, especially pigs!

"All right, I'm afraid of pain, can you not kill me?"

"I think you are so kind-hearted, you won't do something utterly devoid of conscience, right?"

"Help!! Kill the pig la la la!!"

"My girlfriend is pregnant, can you not kill me, after my girlfriend has a litter of piglets, I will take care of them!!"

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Zhuo Xiaobai could hear similar pleas every time he slaughtered a pig, but what could he do?If the pigs are not killed well, they will lose their jobs.He could only pretend that he didn't understand, and after he raised the knife, the world was dyed blood red.

Those pigs called him Devil Satan, and cursed him every time they saw him, saying, Lord Hades will never spare you!Just wait for the eighteenth floor of hell!

These pigs know a lot.

Ever since, our Zhuo Xiaobai children's shoes hated slaughtering pigs, but after several times of unsuccessful communication with his father, he could only secretly drop out of Butcher School, and then took the college entrance examination and entered a local university that was not well-known. accounting.

Now that he is in his senior year, and it is the graduation season, his classmates are also struggling to find a job, and he is naturally no exception, but he has never found anything he likes.

But the headache is not only finding a job, but also these nympho men holding flowers and eyes full of love!These so-called support club fan groups did not gather in a day or two. Zhuo Xiaobai would be surrounded every time he came back from a run, because he usually didn't have time to remove his makeup, so even if he changed back to men's clothes, it would be misleading. .

Fortunately, Zhuo Xiaobai usually dresses normally, and has never been recognized by anyone, so he doesn't care when he loses face, anyway, what he loses is not his own face.Seeing these idiot creatures coming in groups, Zhuo Xiaobai was still upset, but he could only curse in his heart, are they blind?Is it blind?Is it blind? ...

But no matter how bored he is, he can't speak out, if he really exposes himself when he speaks, it's not embarrassing!So he could only bite the bullet and pass through this group of idiots, and strode forward, leaving only the group of people with abnormal brains to cry silently.

Just when he thought he would be able to leave this place right away, he found a man standing at the exit of the alley. The man was wearing a silver-gray suit, and he could tell at a glance that he was a white-collar worker with a generous salary. Why is a handsome man staring at him like a nympho?

Zhuo Xiaobai didn't want to talk to him, but found that the man was crying, looking at him and crying affectionately.

Could it be that he knows himself?

Zhuo Xiaobai thought it was strange, but when he was stunned, someone suddenly strangled his neck from behind, and threatened with a knife: "Stinky bitch, don't give you shame, you are shameless, I have to kill you today!" Can't take it down!"

He felt as if he had run over tens of thousands of grass mud horses, this group of people really had a mental illness!

The man in the suit at the entrance of the alley panicked when he saw the situation, and said, "Wait, how much do you want? We can discuss it! Whether it is 50 or 100 million, you make an offer!"

Zhuo Xiaobai rolled his eyes, did the man in the suit burn because he had too much money?

"Do you think I'm stupid? Pay 50? This kind of girl can sleep for a few hundred yuan for a night, don't mind your own business!" After that, he tried to drag Zhuo Xiaobai away from the place with his arms, but Unexpectedly, the man in his arms suddenly elbowed his lower abdomen hard. After he could understand, his wrist was even abducted by the man. After he reacted, the gleaming kitchen knife was already in Zhuo Xiaobai's hands.

Zhuo Xiaobai grinned, looked at the person who hijacked him with disdain, and said: "How dare you hijack me with this little ability? You don't want to live!"

When he shouted, he thought that his gender was completely exposed, but everyone didn't respond, really no response!No, this is too shocking!With tears in his eyes, he used the ancestral pig-killing knife technique, and dazzled the robber countless times with the kitchen knife, frightening the robber so much that he limp and peed on his pants.

"Damn!" Zhuo Xiaobai felt disgusted, "Dare to threaten me? You don't even ask, the creatures that died in my hands are more than you have ever seen!!"

Everyone felt their scalps go numb when they heard this, could this little beauty be a killer?No, she must be a killer, otherwise why is she so powerful?It seems that he is still a cold-blooded killer, not to mention killing people like hemp, and he doesn't treat those souls in his hands as human beings at all!

After a strange silence, everyone dispersed, running faster than the wind.

Zhuo Xiaobai, who finally got rid of the trouble, threw away the kitchen knife, clapped his hands smartly, and was about to go home to have a good rest, but found that the man in the suit didn't leave, and was still looking at him stupidly.

"Is there something wrong?" Zhuo Xiaobai raised his eyebrows.

The man in the suit was obviously stunned for a moment, and finally said with a little embarrassment, "Don't worry, I won't tell what happened just now. I know that your occupation is not suitable for exposure to the sun."

Profession?Do you mean the butcher?It's really embarrassing to say it.

"I don't know if you still remember me. Ten years ago, you rescued me from the robbers. You were injured at that time. I kept sending people to look for you afterwards, but..." The man's eyes suddenly When it became dark, he looked at Zhuo Xiaobai apologetically, and his gaze also fell on Zhuo Xiaobai's lower abdomen.

Zhuo Xiaobai did have a scar on his lower abdomen, which was left by a young boy from a good family who was kidnapped by robbers and acted bravely. It's just that he had long forgotten about that old incident, and now he gradually remembered it after hearing what the man in the suit said.

"I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Xia Yuanqing." The man in the suit still looked at him sadly, "My family is not big and my influence is limited, but I think if you have any troubles, I can still help you to some extent." .”

Zhuo Xiaobai didn't understand, what family power, what trouble?What trouble could he be in!

Xia Yuanqing thought that Zhuo Xiaobai didn't trust him, so he was a little disappointed. He took out a business card and handed it to Zhuo Xiaobai, "There is my contact information on it, you can call me anytime you need it."

Zhuo Xiaobai stared at the business card in a daze, Xia Yuanqing, general manager of Xia Group?He swears that he has never met such a person when he grows up, so he always feels that the man in front of him is a liar, it's just a business card, and he can do it too.

"I know it's presumptuous, but if possible, I would like to know your name and address. I have no malicious intentions, but just want to make up for what I owe you over the past ten years. I will greet people in my circle. As long as I am in this city, I won't bother you with black or white, at least, I... want to give you a home where you can sleep peacefully."

Looking at Xia Yuanqing with a slightly sad face, Zhuo Xiaobai was stunned, this nima is a lunatic, right?What black and white?He has never suffered from insomnia since he was a child, and he can sleep peacefully on a big tree!The way this guy strikes up a conversation is too high-end!

In desperation, Zhuo Xiaobai could only sigh for a long time, rolled his eyes, and replied: "My name is Satan, I live in hell, come to me if you have the ability?!"

Xia Yuanqing was choked with embarrassment