[Comprehensive Movie] Diary of a Cthulhu Villain

In this happy ending day, we welcome the official 50 questions about sex between husband and wife

Idler: I am preparing to host the idler.

(Throwing shoes and mineral water bottles, the audience roared, why did it end so early!!!)

Fang Ya: (raises hand) Can I ask questions, Mom?

Rocky: I have something to ask too.

Idlers: Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully!What's the matter, say it!

Fang Ya: May I ask where did the last 50 questions go?

Rocky (laughing): Your own mother must have swallowed the last 50 questions.

Idler (stares): It seems that you will have to ask your wife to answer the questions later, right?

Rocky: ...

Fang Ya (laughs): Mom, don't worry about him, let's get down to business!

(Throwing watermelons and tomatoes, the audience roared, why don't you start soon!!!)

Idlers: Ahem, please don't get excited, the audience, we will start the official interview next.

Idlers: Question 1, what is your name?

Fang Ya: Fang Ya

Loki: I am Loki from Asgard

Idlers: Did someone ask where you are from?

Loki (stares fiercely, takes out the stick)

Fang Ya (smiling and pinching a certain man)

Idlers: Question 2, what is your gender?

Fang Ya: (smiling) Mother, what is the meaning of your question?

Idler: Well, let’s skip it.

Idler: 3. What is your relationship?

Rocky: husband and wife

Fang Ya: Ditto

Idlers: 4. What is your personality like?

Loki: good character

Idler: Are you sure?

Fang Ya: Correctly speaking, it should be death, right?

Rocky: ...

Idlers (laughs): What an incisive summary.

Fang Ya: As for me... I have a dark belly?

Rocky: ...

Fang Ya (looking at Loki): Do you seem to have any comments?

Rocky: ...no

Idler: 5. What is the character of the other party?

Loki: Domineering and unreasonable

Fang Ya: To die.

Fang Ya (laughs): I really want to hear something serious?

Rocky (panic): No, you absolutely got it wrong.

Idlers: I think someone is really deadly (glared at by Loki).

Idler: 6. When did the two meet?Where?

Rocky: When I took the Rubik's Cube, in the SHIELD base

Fang Ya: On TV

Loki: (turning to look at Fang Ya) I seem to have heard something strange just now?

Fang Ya (laughs): Yes

Idlers: Ahem, good girl, I made a mistake, I didn’t ask when you first met, but when you two met for the first time

Fang Ya (suddenly realized): That's the same as what Loki said.

Idler: 7. What was the situation like at that time?

Rocky: I got the Rubik's Cube

Fang Ya: I stood in front of him

Idler: 8. Then what happened?

Rocky (face sinking): we fought

Idlers: Why is this happening! !

Fang Ya: Because I can't let him just take away the Rubik's Cube!

Idler: ...My daughter is definitely a good person.

Idlers: 9. What do you hate about the other party?

Rocky: I was bullied by people together, they didn't speak for me, they liked to see me make a fool of myself, and they always left me and left.

Idler: Cough, just a little bit is enough for the question.

Fang Ya (smiling): So you hate me so much?

Loki: ...No that's not true!

idler: ...

Fang Ya: Too sensitive, always entangled in one thing, and no matter how you look at it, you can't attack it.

Loki: ...It seems that you don't like me very much either!

Fang Ya (smiling): Don't you know that beating means kissing or scolding or love?

Idler: Heck, let's move on to the next question!

Idlers: 10. Do you think you are compatible with the other party?

Loki: good

Fang Ya: Ditto

Idlers: 11. How do you call each other?

Rocky: Fangya, Fang, dear, wife, wife

Idler: I think someone has fully exposed his nature as a wife-slave.

Fang Ya: Rocky, Kishen, Kiss, Little Kiki

Loki (grinding teeth): What's the matter with the last name, hello?

Fang Ya (laughs): Don't you like it?

Rocky (downcast): No, not at all.

Idlers: 12. How do you want to be called by the other party?

Rocky: Anything is fine as long as it doesn't call the last one.

Fang Ya: It's fine now.

Idler: 13, if you use an animal as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?

Rocky: Leopard

Fang Ya: Bambi

Rocky: ...

Idler: Is it true that a certain person was predestined from the very beginning?

Idler: 14, if you want to give someone a gift, which one would you give?

Loki (evil smile): Lord Cthulhu

Idlers: Lord Cthulhu is mighty!

Fang Ya: A warm home?

Loki (looks at Fang Ya, laughs)

15 Idlers: So what gift do you want for yourself?

Rocky: she

Fang Ya: Bambi is very good

Idlers:! ! !

Rocky: ...

Idlers: Question 16, do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Rocky: same as question 9

Fang Ya: Ditto

Idler: 17, what is your problem?

Rocky: nothing wrong

Fang Ya: What's wrong?i don't have that kind of thing

Idler: ... It is rare for these two people to agree

Idler: 18, what is the other party's problem?

Rocky: same as question 9

Fang Ya: Ditto, mother, are you old?Keep asking repetitive questions?

idler: ...

Idler: Cough question 19, what kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Loki: Is there a need to ask this question?

Idler: Well, the answer is the same as question 9

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Idler: All right, skip it.

Idler: 21, how far has your relationship reached?

Rocky: To many children and grandchildren in progress

idler: ...

Fang Ya: ...

Leisurely person: 22, where did the two of you meet for the first time?

Loki (silent)

Idler: Lord Cthulhu, don’t you remember?

Fang Ya: In Fox's woods.

Idler: 23, what was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?

Loki: good

Fang Ya: It's okay, it's rare that there is no tension.

Idler: 24, how far has it progressed?

Rocky: The Manhattan thing just ended.

Fang Ya: I can talk for a while.

Idlers: 25, where do you often go to date?

Rocky: British Streets and ... Beds

Fang Ya: Then go to bed

idler: ...

Idler: 26, what kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Rocky: A candlelit dinner for two.

Fang Ya: How do I know the birthday of a person who has lived for more than 1 years?

Rocky: ...

Fang Ya (looking at Loki): Did I say something wrong?

Rocky: ...no

Idler: 27, which party confessed first?

Rocky: she

Fang Ya: He

Idlers: Who the hell?

Fang Ya (laughs): Loki, I didn't expect you to have problems with your memory at such a young age!

Rocky: ...

Idler: 28, how much do you like each other?

Fang Ya (without thinking): I like it very much.

Rocky (laughs): A little more than her answer.

Idler: 29, so, do you love each other?

rocky: love

Fang Ya: Ditto

Idler: 30, when will the other party make you feel out of order?

Rocky: When you ignore me.

Fang Ya (laughs): When I am jealous.

Idler: 31, if you feel that the other party is suspected of having a change of heart, what will you do?

Rocky (gritting teeth): How dare she?

Fang Ya (laughs): It's very simple, just cut off his penis.

Idler: 32, can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Rocky: Impossible

Fang Ya (laughs): If he asks me to cut off the little *...

Idler: Loki, why do you seem to be shaking?

Idler: 33, what if the other party is more than an hour late for a date?

Rocky: something must have happened, look for her

Fang Ya (laughs): How dare you let me go?I'll settle accounts with you later!

Idler: ... What a disharmonious couple

Idler: 35, the other party's sexy expression?

Loki: When you keep looking at me

Fang Ya: When the blue eyes are shining with tears

Idler: ... I can see that my daughter has some kind of bad taste.

Idler: 36, when two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

Rocky: ditto

Fang Ya: Ditto

idler: ...

Idlers: 38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

rocky: love

Idler: Can't you be more reserved?

Fang Ya: When you hold me

Idler: 39, have you ever quarreled?

Rocky: Noisy

Fang Ya: Noisy

Idler: 40, why are you arguing?

Rocky: When she doesn't pay attention to me or has her eyes on other men.

Fang Ya: When someone makes trouble for no reason.

Idler: 41, how to reconcile afterwards?

Rocky: All kinds of apologies are low and small

Fang Ya (laughs): He will come to me to reconcile by himself.

Idler: 42, what color clothes look best on the other party

Loki: Any color is fine

Fang Ya: green

Rocky: ...

Idlers: 43, when will you feel loved?

Rocky: When she offered to hug me

Fang Ya: Every moment.

Idler: 44, how do you express your love?

Rocky (evil smile): Take the initiative in bed.

Fang Ya: It's okay to be passive occasionally.

idler: ...

Idlers: 45, when will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Loki: When you keep me out of the door and don't let me in.

Fang Ya: When I was not so active

idler: ...

Idler: 46 What do you think is the flower that matches your partner?

Rocky: she doesn't like flowers

Fang Ya: I don’t know much about flowers

Idler: 47 Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Loki (far eye)...

Fang Ya (looking at the sky)...

idler: ...

Idlers: 48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Loki: What is this thing?I have no idea.

Fang Ya: He always thinks he is an adopted son and no one loves him, right?

Rocky: Honey, can you stop being so honest?

Idlers: 49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Rocky: Of course it's public

Fang Ya: public

Idler: 50, do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Loki: yes

Fang Ya: It depends.

Rocky (gritting teeth): What does that mean?

Idlers: This is the end of the 50 questions about the official relationship between husband and wife, so this article is really over!

Fang Ya: Wait!Mom, you haven't answered my question yet!

Idler (staying): What?

Rocky (laughs): She wanted to ask if you really didn't eat the last 50 questions?

Idler (angry): What are you talking about?Don't you know how discordant the last 50 questions are!Do you want this article to be locked entirely?

Loki: ...don't want to.

Fang Ya (laughs): Of course not, mother, you can come here as you please.

Idler (nodding in satisfaction): This is my good daughter!My daughter is good, go back and train your one well, don't always be big or small.

Loki: ...Why is it always me who is sad! ! ! !

Fang Ya (spreading her hands and laughing): Who told you to keep playing dead?Who told you to die until the end?

The author has something to say: La la la, the last episode is over. This is the episode that I promised to write for Xiao Huahua, a little expert in jokes. As for why there are no follow-up 50 questions... Read the text at the end, hello!

Thank you all for your company all the time, here I would like to thank my cuties again: Fengliang Youqin, Feifeiqin, Fengshen Lingyue Sauce and [Pull Y?Y Yue] Sauce ~ Thank you for your grenades and mines Yo!

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