The general's wife is a mermaid

Prince Liang said: "I'm just your confidant, if I don't come to you, who will I look for?"

Bailixuan raised his eyebrows and asked, "Where are your wives and concubines?"

"It's because they are jealous all day long, which annoys me, so I ran out to relax. Let me go back and watch them play tricks. It's really killing me." In these words of Prince Liang, how much helplessness and distress are there? Just listen to it.

Prince Liang finished speaking, looked at Jiu Yang again, and said enviously: "Brother Baili, seeing how comfortable you are, you are just the main house, unlike me, wives and concubines don't know who to favor, just think about it." This is bothering."

"Satisfy you." Hongye saw that this person was trying to show off, or he was instigating the general to take more concubines.

Bai Lixuan didn't want to pay attention to Prince Liang anymore, dragged Jiu Yang's buttocks, picked him up, and walked on the way home.

Prince Liang followed closely, looked at the squid that was almost round into a ball, and said frivolously to Bailixuan: "Brother Baili, are you struggling to carry him? Come on, give him to me, and I will help you share it. .”

Bai Lixuan glanced at him, Prince Liang met his piercingly cold eyes, put down his hand with a smirk, and concentrated on walking.

After hearing Prince Liang's words, Jiu Yang couldn't help asking Baili Xuan: "Xuan, can't you hug me?"

"How could it be..." Bai Lixuan hugged him and walked away for a long time, not out of breath, but squid Yang has indeed gained a lot of weight, and it is estimated that she will give birth soon in three or four months.

Squid Yang is still a little sad, he has indeed become bloated and ugly now, he is worried that Bai Lixuan will dislike him.

After returning home, Duoqing and Bailixuan rolled up their sleeves and went into the kitchen. Hongye took a book of folk tales and told it to Jiuyang. It was all small gossip in the world, and it was quite fun to listen to, but only Hongye I am happy, because squid Yang can't understand those things in the Jianghu at all, so his expression doesn't change.

Seeing that he didn't seem very happy, Hongye put down the small folk gossip book in her hand and asked, "Ma'am, what's the matter?"

Squid Yang put his hands on his chubby belly, pouted his mouth and whispered, "I'm getting fat."

Hongye said: "This is normal. After the baby is born, the wife will naturally lose weight."

It's the first time for Jiao Yang to have a baby, and now his belly is getting bigger and bigger, he is a little nervous: "Then... will it really hurt when you give birth?"

"This..." Hongye was afraid that Madam would be overly worried, so she lied and said, "Find an experienced midwife, and the birth won't hurt very much."

Squid Yang didn't quite understand: "What do you do with a midwife?"

"Help Madam deliver the baby." Hongye explained patiently, and from time to time put her hand on Squid Yang's stomach and gently touched it twice to feel the existence of the shark baby.

The sharks are all born directly in the sea, there is no midwife, but there will be a few older old sharks who will watch over them, so they feel more secure, but there are no experienced old sharks around squid Yang, if If humans are allowed to deliver him...

Squid Yang was afraid that if he gave birth to a little mermaid, the midwife would shout a monster, so Squid Yang said: "Don't let others deliver the baby, Squid Yang will give birth to himself."

"That can't be done, ma'am, we have to find someone to deliver the baby, otherwise we won't understand anything, and the baby will probably be smothered to death... Well..." Before Hongye could finish speaking, someone covered her mouth up.

Hongye looked back, and Duoqing, who had been busy in the kitchen, suddenly appeared behind her and covered her mouth.

After hearing what she said, squid Yang was already very scared and became more anxious now, looking at Hongye worriedly and asked: "Will it really suffocate to death?"

Passionately covered the mouth of this daredevil, and then explained to Jiu Yang: "Madam, don't listen to her nonsense, the young master will be fine."

It was only then that Hongye realized that she had said something unlucky, and when Duoqing let go of her, Hongye slapped her mouth: "Bah, madam, I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously."

Even though they said so, Squid Yang is still very worried, because he is small under him, and the head of the baby fish is so big. He used to see other shark lives, and he tore them apart abruptly, so that the baby fish was cut open. give birth.

Squid Yang was so nervous and frightened that his palms were covered with cold sweat, his body kept trembling, feeling weak and cold, red leaves and amorous feelings could not soothe him, and in the end Bailixuan had to come over, looking at him, his face turned pale with fright up.

Bai Lixuan picked him up from the chair distressedly, hugged him in his arms, raised his hand and gently pinned his sideburns that were wet with cold sweat behind his ears, and asked softly: "Yang, What's wrong."

"I'm afraid..." Qiu Yang was afraid that he would not be able to give birth, and would eventually die of dystocia. If that happened, he would no longer be able to live a good life with Xuan.

"I'm here."

Bailixuan just said this one sentence, which reassured Jiuyang a lot, but Jiuyang was still worried: "Xuan, I can't let humans deliver my baby..."

Bailixuan asked: "Why?"

Jiao Yang was afraid that his child would be called a monster as soon as he was born. If so, he would be very sad. With his head lowered, he said in a low voice, "Squid Yang doesn't want to scare her."

Bai Lixuan looked at him tenderly: "I will go to the midwife for advice on another day, and then I will help you deliver the baby."

"Okay." Now, squid Yang finally felt relieved.

After comforting the person, Bailixuan went back to work in the kitchen, because he was the only one who knew the taboos of squid Yang, and others could not make the taste that squid Yang wanted. In other words, as long as it was made by Bailixuan , no matter how unpalatable, Squid Yang likes it.

Duoqing warned Hongye with her eyes to keep her mouth shut and not to say anything.

Hong Ye slapped herself on the mouth with her palm, expressing affection, she would not dare to speak nonsense next time, and it was almost New Year's Eve, so it would be too unlucky to say unlucky words on such a festive day, what if it came true , Bah... what are you thinking!

Prince Liang walked around the mansion, walked slowly and said, "It's really quiet here!"

Seeing him coming, Hongye dragged Jiuyang into the house: "Madam, it's not clean outside, I'll help you into the house to rest."

Prince Liang knew she meant something, but he just laughed it off and didn't care about it. Instead, he teased: "There are indeed unclean things."

"It's almost New Year's Eve, don't talk nonsense." Hongye said.

Prince Liang looked past her, looked at Jiu Yang, and said to him in a low tone: "There are ghosts in this house, and I like to eat people who are white and fat. Take off your clothes first, and appreciate the ghosts." Fan, lick and taste my whole body..."

Squid Yang was terrified by his eyes, so he hid behind Hongye.

Hong Ye saw that Prince Liang was not right no matter how he looked at it: "Put away your perverted thoughts, don't come here to disgust my wife, otherwise I will tell the general."

Prince Liang opened the fan, shook it, let out a hearty laugh, and said, "It's just a joke, why should Miss Hongye take it seriously!"

Hong Ye snorted coldly, and only said: "Dogs can't change eating shit." Don't forget, those romantic practices of Prince Liang in the past.

Thinking of this, Hongye pulled out her sword and said viciously, "Yin should cut off your disgusting roots."

Prince Liang knocked her on the head with a fan, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, a friend's wife should not be bullied, I know that."

After finishing speaking, Prince Liang went to another place to have a look, Hongye put away the sword, turned to look at the trembling squid, Hongye helped him into the house, and comforted: "Ma'am, it's okay, he That person is like this, mostly as a joke, he dare not do anything to you."

Squid Yang was indeed frightened, Prince Liang looked at him very seriously for a moment.

After entering the room, Hongye, in order to make his wife forget about the unhappiness earlier, found a book about a scholar and a princess and told it to Jiu Yang.

This kind of story is much better than the stories of those leaders in the Jianghu. Squid Yang leaned on the head of the bed and listened carefully. Hearing that the scholar was the top student in high school and the emperor married the princess to him, he thought it was a happy story, but the scholar But he couldn't let go of the poor wife at home, and resolutely refused to marry the princess as his wife, and stated that he already had a wife and would never lower her to be a concubine. In the end, the two women served one husband together.

At first, squid Yang thought this story was nice, but at the end, he was very puzzled, and just wanted to ask: "Hong Ye, who does the scholar really love?"

Hong Ye thought for a while, and said: "My subordinates think that Xiu is the one who loves the princess. After all, she is virtuous and virtuous. She is beautiful and intelligent. She has a beautiful figure. She is a man who likes it when she sees it. The original partner is just a person who has never been to school and cannot read big characters. , an ordinary-looking country girl, a scholar only has affection for her original partner, not love."

Why does squid Yang feel that the original partner is very similar to him, also illiterate, with... average appearance, the wife of the poor is also very suitable for him.

Squid Yang doesn't like hearing this story, he always feels inexplicably sad, and he also thinks that human beings are extremely hypocritical: "Since you don't like your original partner, why do you reject the woman you love because of her?"

In Hongye's eyes, this is normal: "If a scholar degrades his former partner who has been kind to him to a concubine for the sake of the princess, he will definitely bear a bad reputation, so of course he will not do that."

"Squid Yang doesn't like him."

Hongye felt that this talented scholar was quite principled, he dared to openly reject the emperor's marriage offer, and he did not abandon his poor wife, which is a positive image in any case: "Madam, why?"

Qiu Yang suddenly said with tears in his eyes: "He loves the princess. He has never liked his first wife. He only has kindness to her. Because she is a country girl, illiterate, and plain-looking, she doesn't deserve his love."

Hongye hurriedly took out a handkerchief and wiped his tears: "Madam, this is just a small story in the market, don't take it too seriously."

"Squid Yang is also illiterate, and he's just a monster from an isolated island. Now he's fat and disfigured. Does it mean that Xuan doesn't like me anymore, but he still remembers the past friendship, so he didn't abandon him. "Squid Yang hates the hypocrisy of human beings. If you don't like it, you don't like it. Why don't you just explain it directly, and then each finds his own spouse.