monster university

"Teacher, I want to buy the bag of the brand that Ye Ze recently advertised. It looks very high-end and elegant!" Hu Duoduo felt that he was also a descendant of a famous family in the demon world, so he needed to use a high-end brand name!

"Do you have money?" Ye Xiao shook the wallet in his hand and chuckled, "Your cash is only about a thousand yuan now, and the money in your card is only a few thousand yuan. Do you still want to buy famous brands?"

Hu Duoduo only saw the beautiful bags in the advertisement, but he didn't know the price. They only spent one or two thousand to buy food in the supermarket, and there were several big bags! "Are the bags outside so expensive?!"

"It's a famous brand. Of course it's expensive. There are hundreds of dozens of brands all over the street. It doesn't make any difference to buy a cheap one. You can change it frequently. I don't feel bad." Ye Xiao rarely buys luxury goods. He thinks that mid-end brands It's pretty good, and the quality is about the same. The reason why luxury goods are expensive is because of the bonus of the brand, and he doesn't want to show off everywhere, he uses everything the same.

"But I like that bag very much, the one in the advertisement, I think it suits me very well!" Hu Duoduo was immersed in fantasy and couldn't extricate himself.

"Then hurry up and graduate. You can buy whatever you want after graduation, and I won't stare at the money in your card anymore." Ye Xiao thinks this is a good way to motivate.

"Hey? We are all apprentices, don't we graduate after the apprenticeship?" Hu Duoduo was shocked!

"Graduation, you're big!" Ye Xiao was furious, "You don't even look at your performance after you come out, you are all bad, if I pass it, it must be against my will!"

Hu Duoduo was very aggrieved: "Why, we are all very good, and we haven't let humans discover our true identities at all!"

Ye Xiao wanted to slap him again: "Other students can say that, but you can't! You forgot about the playground? What does your tail and ears look like, do you want me to describe it to you again?" ?!"

Hu Duoduo: "..." Emma almost forgot about it.

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More than half an hour later, Ye Xiao led the demons to the city center by bicycle, and their destination was the busiest shopping mall in the city center.

Generally speaking, the busiest places are generally not the most high-end places, but mostly civilian places, and the same is true for shopping malls.

What Ye Xiao took the demons to visit was a department store with six floors of shopping. The first floor was for shoes, bags, cosmetics, gold and jewelry, etc. The second floor was for men's clothing, the third and fourth floors were for women's clothing, the fifth floor was for children, and the sixth floor was for children's clothing. It's a small amusement park and there are many snack bars, and there's also a negative first floor, but it's all for food, and there's Watson's, which Ye Xiao ignored. The monsters wanted to go shopping, but Ye Xiao didn't agree. Have you eaten breakfast, what else to eat!

The things on the first floor, what Ye Xiao wants the monsters to see are shoe bags. Every monster buys a new bag for a new pair of shoes. It sounds pretty good. Now clothes are all bought online. Where can I see the real thing? It's a good choice, just like shoes. They look good, but they don't necessarily fit your feet.

But the monsters didn't like the shoes and bags, but the cosmetics.

"Huh? What do you want to buy?" Ye Xiao thought he had heard wrong, buying cosmetics?

"Teacher, I heard from Eaton that you also use cosmetics, such as facial cleanser, lotion, etc. We want to use them too. The facial cleanser in the dormitory is very good and fragrant. Every time I wash my face I feel like I’ve become a little bit more handsome, and that’s how it’s done in commercials too!” Hu Duoduo’s words represent the aspirations of all monsters, and we love beauty too.

If it was an ordinary human being, Ye Xiao thought it would be normal to use skin care products to prevent aging, but these monsters...

"You've lived for more than 2000 years and still look like a child. Is it necessary?" Ye Xiao looked Fox Duoduo up and down. This fox looks like a teenager, and it's over 2000 years old!It's the same whether you use it or not.

"Of course it's useful! The environment in the human world is so bad now, it won't work if you don't take good care of it, your skin will get worse!" Fox Duoduo said, other monsters also nodded in agreement, yes, yes, that's it of it!

"Okay, okay, you can buy it if you want." Ye Xiao waved his hand and followed them, "Don't waste money, I have to buy clothes later, I will wait for you at the elevator entrance, and we will meet there in 15 minutes." Ye Xiao Point to the elevator entrance.

"Oh!" The demons scattered again like birds and beasts, Ye Xiao was wandering around, he didn't buy anything, just wandered around.

Ten minutes later, all the monsters gathered at the place designated by Ye Xiao one after another.

Ye Xiao looked at the things the monsters bought with a sense of embarrassment. He really underestimated the love of beauty of these monsters just now. It is understandable to buy facial cleanser, milk and cream, and it is not a big problem to buy hair gel and styling water. , but what do you buy makeup for? !Is it possible that you are talented and know how to make up? !Who did you learn from?

Uh... If it is used as a bell, it is quite suitable...

Ye Xiao rejoiced in his heart, fortunately he wasn't on the sidelines just now, he could imagine the expressions of the saleswoman and other customers at that time.

Regarding the special "hobbies" of the monsters, Ye Xiao didn't want to say anything more, he just urged: "I bought so many things and I don't have a good bag to put them in. The plastic bags are crumbling, so buy a new bag." (The plastic bags are the ones I bought at the supermarket last night)

So all the monsters went to the shoes and bags area to pick out their favorite things. Most of the monsters only bought a new pair of shoes and a new bag, and a few bought two or three pieces, and there were a few special prodigals who liked everything. , I wish I could take all the goods on the shelf home, but I was woken up by Ye Xiao's slap, the card is only so much money, buy a ghost!

Then I went to the second floor and took the escalator. It was the first time for the monsters to take this thing, and it was quite novel.

"Teacher, this staircase is so good that you don't even need to walk by yourself. Who came up with it?"

All the monsters were chattering non-stop, and more than [-] young men were still playing on the top, climbing up and down, but fortunately, there were always few people before noon, and it didn't affect other customers. Ye Xiao only slightly After saying a few words, let them be quiet and well-behaved, not like children.

Compared with the first floor, the second floor is obviously more popular with monsters, because there are so many new clothes!Monsters who have watched many TV dramas, movies and commercials said that we need to choose a few sets of beautiful clothes to make our Yushu Linfeng more prominent!

The shopping time on this floor is one hour, and they still gather at the elevator entrance at twelve o'clock, and Ye Xiao still strolls casually, giving advice to the monsters by the way.

"Xiao Xiao, what do you think of this one? Is it suitable for me?" Eaton felt that the clothes should not only be liked by himself, but also by Ye Xiao. "Does the color match me?" He turned around in front of Ye Xiao. The upper body is a light blue V-neck thin sweater.

Although Ye Xiao showed disdain for Eaton on the surface, he still nodded slightly in his heart. This guy has a good eye. This sweater is suitable for people with fair skin, and it is very sexy for people with a good figure. Also very nice.

"It's okay, do as you like." Ye Xiao said calmly.

Ye Xiao said it was okay, and Eaton was very happy, "That's it!"

……

"Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao, come quickly, this dress is handsome!" Eaton fell in love with another dress after a while, and he thought it was very cool, so he specially invited Ye Xiao to appreciate it——

It's a blinding "battle suit" full of sequins and metal strips!And it's red!It is too eye-catching!

Ye Xiao couldn't spit out a mouthful of blood in his heart, what are you going to do with these clothes on? ! "Personally, I don't recommend you to buy this." When did this shopping mall become so high-end, and there are such "trend" clothes, do ordinary people really buy them?

"Why?" Eaton was very puzzled. "The people in this store said that there are only two pieces. One was just bought yesterday, and now there is only one left! What should I do if I don't buy it today? ?”

Ye Xiao 囧囧 has a god, this salesperson must belong to you!

Ye Xiao went over to look at the price, and said overjoyedly: "This dress is too expensive, don't buy it, you will lose half of the money in your card if you buy this, it's not worth it, and you'll have to buy something else later."

"Huh? But I like it very much. I'm willing to buy less." Eaton remained infatuated!

"You're saying that right now. You'll be envious when you see other students buying so many things later on. You'll go shopping in other places in the afternoon. You can't just see this piece of clothing, good boy." Ye Xiao earnestly said I beg you, coax this idiot away first, and correct his aesthetics when you go back. These clothes are not everyday clothes, okay? How can ordinary people go out wearing them!

"...Okay." Eaton left the store with great reluctance, and turned his head back and forth at every step. Do not buy it!

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When giving advice to the students, Ye Xiao also bought a set of clothes himself, which was sportswear, and he also chose a set for the bodyguards.

"Xiao Xiao, this couple's outfit is very good. Let's buy it well. It will definitely turn heads after wearing it!" Eaton saw the two fake models at the entrance of this sports brand wearing blue and white couple sportswear, and liked it very much.

Ye Xiao sneered: "Are you going to let me wear the left one or the right one?"

On the left is men's clothing, on the right is women's clothing.

"..." Eaton was just about to happily talk about the right one, but then he got stuck. He also found out that the right side is for women's clothing, but the left one is not suitable, so why would he want to wear the right one?In short, left and right are not.

"Hmph!" Ye Xiao gave him a hard look.

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Around twelve o'clock, all the monsters bought several sets of clothes and gathered them together. Everyone was very satisfied. This shopping mall is really a good place. There are countless clothes. If you don't buy them, you can try them on all the time. Very cool!Come back later!

Ye Xiao looked at the time, and it was time for dinner: "Let's go to the sixth floor for dinner. I checked on the Internet, and the barbecue restaurant on the sixth floor is said to be pretty good."

"Come on, you haven't gone to the fifth floor yet!"

"Fifth floor?" Ye Xiao found the introduction of the mall next to the elevator and looked again, "The fifth floor is the children's area, what are you going to do?" You guys tend to be a bit older and mentally handicapped, but there is no need to really go to the children's area. .