monster university

Although Ye Xiao told him not to buy too much, all the monsters felt that no matter how much they bought, it was not a problem. They picked up what they had to eat, and they just had to eat up at night!

What a great idea!

What, have you never eaten this row of snacks? !Buy buy buy!

What, is this roast chicken fresh from the oven? !Buy buy buy!

What, this is buy three get one free? !Buy buy buy!

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"Teacher, the supermarket is great, and there are free things to eat." Hu Duoduo was very emotional with the food to try in his mouth, "Hey... I feel like I have lived for nothing for more than 2000 years, tsk..."

"Come on, teacher, you should try it too. This sausage tastes good." Hu Duoduo picked up a toothpick and poked a piece of sausage to Ye Xiao's mouth.

Ye Xiao: "..."

Ye Xiao didn't take advantage of Hu Duoduo's kindness. He opened his mouth and bit it, chewing and complaining silently: How dare you live for more than 2000 years to eat this? !As a human being who can only live for a hundred years, I will slap you in the face every minute!

Well, this sausage really tastes good, I'll buy some and go home.

Monsters are like locusts crossing the border. They forget to stuff their shopping baskets in their shopping carts when they see anything they like, and they don’t care about the price when they buy something. And no matter what it is, as long as it is food, they will basically buy it with their eyes wide open. That speed~ Some monsters saw that the shopping basket was full, so they turned back to look for the shopping cart. Seeing Ye Xiao frowning, they all said that they would eat up in the evening, so don't worry!

Ye Xiao was very speechless, he still had to look at this, what would this group of monsters do after graduation, they were all like prodigals, they would buy everything they saw, and they didn't know how to write the word temperance.

Now he is shopping in a supermarket, what should he do with online shopping in the future? Ye Xiao can imagine what will happen then.

Other customers in the supermarket looked sideways. It's really rare to buy things like this. Is there something urgent? Hurry up like this.

Originally, Ye Xiao was planning to bring the monsters to see the world. They had plenty of time, and the supermarket didn't close until 10 pm, but these monsters were like a typhoon passing by, and they were all sold out in a short time.

And Ye Xiao found that the monsters are quite witty, for example, this biscuit shelf, it is a bit unrealistic to hold every kind of biscuit, there are too many, so the monsters divided the work and divided the biscuits on a shelf into several areas. Youkai copied different areas, and then agreed to go back and share together~

Yes, we are so united and friendly!

Can you use your intelligence in your daily life?He is usually stupid as hell, but he is quite clever when he eats!Ye Xiao complained silently.

After shopping, the monsters experienced the first card shopping. They felt that this kind of shopping felt great and happy. For some reason, because they didn't use cash, they always felt like they didn't pay for the things they bought. (It is said that prodigals have this feeling...)

When the monsters were happily paying the bill, Eaton was hiding under the quilt and using his mobile phone to surf the Internet. He has a blue nose and swollen eyes and can’t see anyone. He hid under the quilt quickly after taking a bath. I don’t know when Jin Rui will come back , he felt a bit ashamed to let his love rival see him like this.

Main building: I kissed the person I like for more than ten minutes this afternoon, but then I don’t know why, the other party beat me up brutally, please help, why is that?

Floor 1: Shit, here comes another show of affection.

Floor 2: This is obviously shy, is there any other reason?

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Floor 11: Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, love to the depths and kicks with your feet, don't worry, lz, that person loves you deeply~

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Eaton: "..." Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, and love is deep enough to be kicked? !

Hmm... So, Xiao Xiao loves me too much?Intense enough to express it with punches and kicks? !

Emma, ​​I didn't know that before!

Eaton immediately revived, and he felt that he was the happiest person in the world now!

This is really a beautiful misunderstanding, which directly led to such a situation in the life of the two of them in the future: every time Ye Xiao beats Eaton, Eaton is as happy as taking a stimulant.

According to the gossip in the devil world, the princess won the favor of His Royal Highness because of her rough behavior and love for beatings, and His Royal Highness is just like this!No wonder His Royal Highness hasn't gotten married for so many years. It turns out that he hasn't found a "suitable" partner!

Really heavy taste!

At that time, the candidates for princesses in the Demon Realm who were still dissatisfied with His Royal Highness's selection of a human being patted their chests and said: Emma, ​​fortunately, I was not selected at the beginning!

While Yiton was surfing the Internet, Feng Chu was also surfing the Internet. He was chatting with Ye Zewo under the quilt while surfing the Internet. Both of them were playing Weibo.

"Ye Ze, come over and see, is this person Xiao Xiao?" Feng Chu wiped his eyes again and again.

"Huh? Who, does he look like Xiao Xiao?" Ye Ze didn't understand at first, thinking that there was someone who looked like Ye Xiao on the Internet.

But Ye Ze is the clearest about what his younger brother looks like, he was stunned when he leaned over to see it, this is Ye Xiao! "How could it be..."

"Look at this person. I told you last time that he looks very lucky, but I can't remember where I met him." Feng Chu was obviously very excited, "I said I must be somewhere I've seen it before, so this person is Xiao Xiao's student!"

It turned out that after Eaton was recognized by someone this morning, the photo was immediately uploaded on Weibo, and then Ye Xiao was also exposed. At that time, passers-by could hear clearly that this person is the teacher of this handsome man, so alive The stripped jq appeared in front of my eyes!

Then half a day later, the two became a hot topic, and the mystery that everyone guessed at that time was finally solved, beautiful men and beautiful men, I really like to hear about them~

"..." Ye Ze stared dumbfounded at the news on Weibo, his younger brother is in love? !

Feng Chu's focus is not on the topic of love at all, he said excitedly that he finally found that lucky face, and he plans to recruit this talent in a few days!This guy looks like he can make a lot of money!It's just awesome~

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When the monsters were paying, Ye Xiao was waiting at the door, and then he felt the phone in his pocket vibrate, took it out and looked, it said: Brother.

"Brother." Ye Xiao happily pressed the answer button.

"Xiao Xiao, have you been on Weibo?"

"No, what's the matter, I took the students out for practice today, I'm busy, I don't have much time to surf the Internet."

"Then take a look now."

"What's the matter, you're on the headlines again?" Ye Ze is a superstar, and being on the headlines is a common occurrence, so is there any big move recently?

"It's not me, it's you, you're on the hot search."

"Huh? How can I be on the trending search, and I'm not a celebrity." Ye Xiao felt a little baffled.

"You can see for yourself."

After hanging up the phone, Ye Xiao logged into Weibo in great confusion.

1 minutes later……

Ye Xiao: "..." Who will tell me which bastard did the good thing? !I beat him so hard that even his mother couldn't recognize him in minutes!

Sure enough, when he beat that idiot just now, he was too light-handed. He hates the old and makes new enemies. It seems that he needs to be beaten again to feel relieved!