monster university

Ye Xiao didn't know why his students were so excited. Although they were foreigners, it was not unusual. Ye Ze and Feng Chu also came last time.

Well, excitement is a more reserved term. In fact, many monsters look aggressive and want to fight!

"Teacher, why did you bring these two shameless people over here? Hurry up and drive them away! Otherwise, we can't help but do it!" Hu Duoduo's tone was so angry!That's a decision!

Ye Xiao was a little confused: "Do you know each other?" Judging from the tone, it seemed that they were still acquaintances.

"It's more than acquaintance." It was Bi Feng who spoke, and he walked up to Hu Duoduo with a smile under the glaring eyes of the demons, "We are very close, old friends, we have known each other for 500 years, right? Baldy?"

"Pfft!" Just now, the swords were on the verge of breaking out, but suddenly a monster laughed out loud, and Hu Duoduo was about to explode.

"You're bald! Your whole family is bald!" Hu Duoduo, the whole fox, is not very well, and even used the words he just learned from the Internet.He hasn't heard this nickname for many years, this is his black history!

It's really sad to talk about this incident, and it has to start with the Five Worlds War.Hu Duoduo is one of the main demon members participating in the battle. Although he looks like a young man, he is born with noble blood and strong military strength. He has indeed made a lot of military exploits for the demon world.

It was fine for the first 500 years. When the fight was halfway through, a new combatant came to the God Realm, that is, our Bi Feng. The original shape of Bi Feng was Bi Fangniao. Known as the god of fire, his fighting power is naturally overwhelming.

In fact, the fight between the five realms is true!fight!In order to reduce casualties, spells are basically not used, only damage on the surface of the body, which is not a big deal to thick-skinned monsters and gods, otherwise they will fight for 1000 years. (Our fights are fights, but we will abide by the principles, not anti-social~)

There is no way, their life is too long, it hurts to be idle!

As soon as Bi Feng came, the fighting power of the God Realm increased dramatically. This guy was full of fire in his original form, and if he drilled into the monster clan, demon clan and ghost clan, I'll fuck him!Burnt a lot!

The burnt monster is not dead, but all the clothes and hair on his body are gone, all of them are naked, and they are all black!

Hu Duoduo participated in the battle in its original form, because it has sharp claws and a powerful tail, it can be burned by fire... Let's feel it for a while~

It is said that Hu Duoduo went home and cried for three days and three nights because of this, he is no longer good, he is no longer a handsome man in the fox world, he will definitely become the laughing stock of the whole six worlds!

Hu Duoduo can't say anything more, Bi Feng is not cheating, his fire is born with it, it is not magic at all, and his skills are not as good as others, Hu Duoduo can only suffer from this dumbness.

But the matter was not over yet, three days later Hu Duoduo turned into a human and returned to the battlefield, wearing a hat, he really couldn't see people in the fox form.He came to seek revenge on Bi Feng, but the revenge was not finished, but a new revenge was made, because Bi Feng didn't call him by his name anymore, and he called him little bald man when they met.

Since then, Hu Duoduo and Bi Feng have had a burning and humiliating enmity. In Hu Duoduo's words, they are absolutely irreconcilable!Hu Duoduo once swore a poisonous oath that he would never be at odds with Bi Feng, that broken bird, and there would never be a time to shake hands and make peace!If he breaks this oath, he will be fined not to eat chicken for 100 years!

What a vicious and cruel oath for a fox!Hu Duoduo's parents, siblings, seven aunts and eight aunts were all moved to tears!This is really a good fox from their Kyuubi family, with ambition!

Ye Xiao: "..." He didn't know what to say after hearing a brief description in a low voice from a gossip demon next to him.This situation is serious, but in fact it is quite serious. After all, being burned into a bald man, no one would like it. Ye Xiao is a little embarrassed when he thinks about what a fox without fur looks like. No wonder Fox Duoduo is so angry .

But no matter how serious this matter is, there is no need to hold grudges for 500 years, it's just a loss of hair. Isn't it already growing back?

A bird and a fox were bickering in full swing, and there were many monsters cheering and cheering beside them, who thought it was not lively enough. The whole classroom was in a mess, and Ye Xiao's head was getting big. In the end, he yelled through the horn to quiet the monsters.

But after a short period of silence, all the monsters pointed their finger at Bai Wen again.If it is Hu Duoduo who has hatred against Bi Feng, then there are many people who have hatred against Bai Wen. He is simply an "enemy of the whole people"!

"Teacher, it's fine if you bring Bi Fang here, but why did you bring Bai Ze here? This is the culprit. He's a scumbag. He looks like a dog. He is treacherous and cunning! Use you humans He is a spy!" Jin Rui said this, and it was the first time Ye Xiao saw him so angry.

All the monsters nodded one after another, and strongly urged their Teacher Ye to drive this bastard out!

"What did you do?" Ye Xiao thought to himself that he remembered correctly, although he is not familiar with ancient myths, but Bai Ze should be an auspicious beast, right?There is no reason to be hated by so many monsters at the same time.

"No." Bai Wentan spread his hands innocently, "Since I said a few words to Huangdi, they have become this kind of virtue. They don't like me everywhere, and they don't know why they are so narrow-minded."

The monsters are about to vomit blood!Shit, did you say a few words? !You told Huang Di almost all the weaknesses of ghosts and ghosts. Since then, the human world has many ways to deal with ghosts and ghosts. You shamelessly said it all!We can't go to the human world to have a good time, and meet a monster every three days!

Ye Xiao listened to that gossip mob again, but he didn't know what to say. From the point of view of monsters, Bai Ze was really unreasonable. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a public enemy.

But from a human point of view, Ye Xiao wanted to say: Well done!

Otherwise, our human world won't be spoiled? !

Since you are not a human being, don’t come to the human world to jump around. Even if you want to jump around, you have to be good. Don’t be a moth all day long. Then there will be no such thing as the Great War of the Five Realms. The fuse of the fight is the monsters Not good!

After hearing the two grievances, Ye Xiao felt that it had nothing to do with him at all. He was just a paid teacher, and he just had to do his job well. His life was the shortest here, so he didn't want to join in the fun. His business.

"Everyone be quiet, it's class time now, don't make too much noise." Ye Xiao told all the monsters to return to their respective positions, "We all know the two guests who came today."

"However, they didn't come from the God Realm this time, they came from the Human Realm. These two opened a photography shop in the Human Realm. Today, they are here to take photos for your ID cards. They are necessary for applying for ID cards in the future. .”

All the demons gasped!Why are these two divine beasts already doing so well in the human world? !They are still struggling on the food and clothing line!Their enemies are already enjoying themselves!God has no eyes!How could these two sluts live so well!

ID photos must be taken, the monsters think this matter is very important, it is related to their bright future, but they don't want these two sluts to take photos!So Hu Duoduo took the lead and said to Ye Xiao: "Teacher, we strongly request to change people. We don't want them two to take pictures. They are broken. I don't know how they will hurt us later! Maybe they will secretly take pictures of our embarrassment. Uploading the photo on the Internet makes people watch and laugh!" All the monsters nodded in response, they had imagined a lot of miserable situations, it couldn't be worse!

Ye Xiao was not angry. He thought about it and felt that Hu Duoduo's suggestion was quite feasible. The asking price of these two mythical beasts was really expensive, and the robbery was nothing more than that. It was simply inhumane!Changing people to take pictures can save a lot of money, as long as you arrange it carefully and set up a special room, let the monsters come in one by one to take pictures, and watch by yourself, it should be no big problem.

After thinking about it, Ye Xiao raised his head and smiled and said to the two beasts: "Mr. Bai, Mr. Bi, I'm really sorry. Although I am a teacher in this school, I think the wishes of the students are more important than my wishes. It’s the most basic thing to do, so I won’t bother you about taking pictures.”

Bai Wen and Bi Feng were not angry either, Bi Feng even blew on his beautiful nails, Bai Wen also smiled and said: "Ms. Ye, have you forgotten an important thing, we are a one-stop service, except for taking pictures and returning As for applying for a certificate, ordinary humans can’t do this.”

Ye Xiao: "..." He really almost forgot.

"Besides, even if you want to change people, we still have to collect the money as usual. The IOU has been signed, and we have come here according to the request. There must be no less money."

Ye Xiao: "..." For some reason, Ye Xiao felt that he might be able to understand the mood of the demons a little bit. This divine beast is really not ordinary, and ordinary people really don't have this ability.

Seeing Ye Xiao's sulky look, Bai Wen finally said: "This paper has spells cast on it, if you don't carry out what is written on it, then the consequences will be... Bi Feng and I are divine beasts, so we can use spells to offset it. But human beings." There is no need for Bai Wen to say the next words, Ye Xiao's little heart was thumping.

It can't be better, is it life-threatening to take a picture? !Why are the contracts in the fairy world and the god world so bad? The school's application letter was also like this!

This time Ye Xiao didn't have to think about it anymore, he turned his head and immediately said to the demons: "Shoot now! Take turns to come up one by one according to the student number, whoever is not obedient will never graduate!"

All the monsters: "..." They were already heartbroken. Was even their dearest teacher bewitched by that bitch Bai Ze?

All the monsters feel more and more loveless.

Although he didn't want to, the monsters still listened to what the teacher said, so they stepped forward to take pictures with their eyes wide open, wishing they could whip the two sluts with their eyes!

Although the two beasts like to bully people a little bit, their skills are still very good, and their hands and feet are also very agile. The process of taking pictures is very smooth, but there is a little problem with the expressions of all the monsters. All of them were frowning, Ye Xiao took a lot of effort to coax all the students, and he didn't finish taking pictures of all the students until six o'clock.