monster university

Monday is not a good day for most students.

The monsters thought so too.

Exams are not a wonderful thing for the vast majority of students.

The monsters thought so too.

So taking the exam on Monday is simply what they hate the most!none of them!

Even "student master" Jin Rui doesn't like exams.

But there is nothing the monsters can do if they don't want to. The teacher Ye Xiao has the final say on this school.If it wasn't too late for correcting the test papers, Ye Xiao could not wait to take the test every day!Examinations can not only improve the enthusiasm of monsters in their usual study, but also the most suitable method to test the level of students. After explaining the questions after the exam, it can also review the usual knowledge. In addition, it can also provide key guidance for students on weak links.

In short, the exam is still a lot of benefits.

It was [-]:[-] when Ye Xiao arrived in the classroom, and the monsters were all sitting quietly in the classroom waiting for the exam. Ye Xiao took a quick scan and found that everyone's mental outlook was pretty good, and he was quite satisfied with it.

At first glance, there was nothing wrong with it, but upon closer inspection, Ye Xiao found that the positions of the students below had changed a lot.Although students are free to sit where they sit, the seats were basically fixed for the past two weeks, and there were very few cases of changing seats, but today there was a big change.

It's not surprising that a few students change seats, but suddenly so many change at the same time, it's very strange, but Ye Xiao looked at it for a while and didn't see any tricks, so he just let it go, he took out the prepared test paper in his bag and asked Students pass on. "Today's exam is the same as last time, two hours, but the number of questions has increased, a total of 20 questions, only fill-in-the-blank and multiple-choice questions, there is no composition this time, and the email you sent me on weekends includes composition , I will count them together, the composition is 80 points, and the content of your current exam is [-] points."

At exactly nine o'clock, the class bell rang, and the exam officially began.

Ye Xiao walked around the classroom a few times and found that the students were in good condition, so he returned to the podium and turned on the computer to correct the composition.

There is no composition in the two-hour exam, which is really good news for these monsters. They don't like writing composition the least.But before they were happy, they found that there was something wrong with the test paper.

The difficulty has increased significantly.

Fill-in-the-blank questions are no longer just questions related to pinyin, simple common sense of life has also been made into fill-in-the-blank questions, and some answers are not words, but sentences.

The difficulty of filling in the blank questions has increased, and the multiple-choice questions are of course no exception. From the original single-choice questions to a mixture of single-choice and multiple-choice questions, there is no prompt at all.

It's just that after a cursory review, many monsters mourned for themselves in their hearts: It's over, this time they will fail again...

so hard.

However, although the difficulty has increased, the scope of the exam is still the same as before. It is all the content that Ye Xiao has taught in class, and none of it is beyond the abilities of these monsters.

Question: Generally speaking, do you give change when you take the bus?If you take a two-yuan bus and don’t have any change, and you put in a ten-yuan note, how much change will you get?

(What kind of bullshit is this? This three-year-old knows it all! It’s obviously eight yuan change!)

Question: How many days are there in January?

(Aren’t there 30 days in a month? Whether it’s January or February, it’s the same~)

Question: What is an air crash?

(Kong... What is it about Kong, is it the fourth or the second tone?)

Question: It costs 20 yuan to take a regular taxi from school to downtown alone. If you go with two friends, how much will it cost?

(60, why does the teacher always have such mentally retarded problems, it is an insult to our IQ!)

……

There are only [-] questions to fill in the blanks, many of which are to fill in the blanks by looking at the pictures, that is, to look at the pictures and name the things in the pictures.

The rest are multiple choice questions, which are more difficult.

Question: Which of the following cleaning products cannot be used to clean fruits.

A: washing powder B: soap C: disinfectant D: laundry detergent

Question: Which number to call when calling the police?

A:110B:114C:119D:120

Question: What is not compulsory education.

A: elementary school B: junior high school C: high school D: university

Question: Which of the following things do not require electricity.

A: mobile phone B: computer C: television D: flashlight

(This question was used by Ye Xiao to deceive people, and there is no answer)

……

Compared with this dizzying multiple-choice question, the fill-in-the-blank question suddenly becomes much cuter, and the monsters are simply dizzy.They don't know which is a single-choice question and which is a multiple-choice question, but as long as one of the options is wrong, this question will have no points, and the scoring conditions are relatively strict.There is no way, each question is worth one point, the score is very small, and if you make a mistake, you will simply be killed.

The students below answered the questions in dire straits, and Ye Xiao was also in dire straits when he sat in front of the podium and corrected the composition.

Poor writing, problematic logic, many typos, etc., these are not big problems for Ye Xiao, he has been prepared for a long time, the problem is that many students who steal and play tricks, their compositions are actually copied from the Internet over here.

No wonder Ye Xiao can see that the copied content is really not like the usual tone of monsters. The common sense reflected in the wording and writing shows that the content is written by ordinary humans, and monsters have not yet learned that level. , it is impossible to integrate so well all of a sudden.

As far as searching and copying and pasting are concerned, Ye Xiao is quite happy, but Ye Xiao disagrees with this way of doing things, which is not a good sign.

Therefore, the students who have no problems with the composition are given the grades as usual, and the students who copy and paste the grades are not very high, the most is only 10 points. After all, the content is not written by themselves, it is too unconscious, too bad!

Ye Xiao didn't know yet that his students were not good at writing essays, they were already proficient at ordering takeaways, and he didn't know how many times they had contact with takeaway boys in the human world behind his back!Eat, drink and have fun, monsters learn faster than anyone else~

The early stage of the exam was fine, the classroom was very quiet, and all the demons were answering the questions silently. After half an hour, they began to whisper to each other.

Ye Xiao coughed lightly, and the classroom became quiet again.

After another half an hour, the voice of whispering began to appear in the classroom again.

Ye Xiao coughed again, and the classroom became quiet again.

With the last half an hour left, the chatter in the classroom became much louder. This happened when the exam was about to end last time, but Ye Xiaowang let it go, so the monsters thought their teacher In other words, isn't the two coughs just now the best proof? They only coughed and didn't say anything else, so the demons became more courageous and communicated more vigorously.

It was only at this time that Ye Xiao discovered the mystery of the monsters changing seats. He found that several lively discussion points were concentrated on the monsters with better scores in the last exam. I don't know if it was discussed before.

Ye Xiao's black line, sure enough, no matter where the students are, they all hope to be surrounded by bullies around the time of the exam.

Ye Xiao cleared his throat and said, "I said in the last exam that cheating is not allowed. This time I will repeat it again. If you cheat, you will get no grades in the exam, zero points. Everyone, stop whispering and communicating with each other. Before I I have reminded you twice, I want you to restrain yourself, but you have intensified, this time I will not cover up again, and I will give zero points if you keep whispering!" Ye Xiao's tone was very serious, but the monsters' heart tightened when he said it. Many of them lowered their heads guiltily, for fear that Ye Xiao would notice them.

Ye Xiao said that these were not enough, he continued: "Plagiarizing classmates is very bad behavior, but plagiarizing others is also unforgivable, so those who help other classmates will get zero points once they are found out. "What I said before is for ordinary students, and these are for top students. Those who are copied are not willing, and no matter how active the copyers are, they are doing useless work, and they must be eliminated from the source!

As soon as these words stood out, the monsters were completely wilted.

The monster who was counting on cheating to pass the test said silently: Our teacher is really amazing!

Because of the multiple-choice questions, there were no monsters to hand in the papers in advance for this exam. Several top students, including Jin Rui and Ling, also felt that today's questions were a bit difficult, and they couldn't figure out the correct answers for several questions, let alone other monsters. There were a lot of frowns, and a lot of crazy ones. When the papers were handed in, the classroom was full of moaning and sighing.

Ye Xiao was very happy to see the students like this. He thought it was interesting to abuse the students like this, but he was also a little guilty. His mentality really didn't look like a good teacher. Could it be that he had been with these monsters for a long time? Already, are you mentally disturbed?

The monsters don't know yet, they are just being abused in the exam now, and something even worse will happen later~