monster university

Naturally, the group of demons and goblins did not hear the fairy's voice. You'er felt vaguely that the fairy had spoken, but he didn't hear clearly.

The demons just wanted to ask the three envoys about their intentions, but the female fairy spoke first.

She gathered the nearby demons first, then cleared her throat and introduced herself, but the demons didn't understand what she said at all, what pigman?How did the good fairy turn into a pig?

In fact, the female fairy refers to the "director". The two worlds of immortals and gods have been developing at the same time as the human world. Now they have completely "humanized", and many gods have become "civil servants."

After introducing herself, before the demons could react, the female fairy opened the folder again and looked at it, saying, "That's right, according to historical records, the demon world, the demon world, and the ghost world have been sealed for 1000 years. Recently, our fairy world I held a meeting with the high level of the God Realm, and decided to lift the seal of your Three Realms and reopen the passage to the other Three Realms."

The female fairy's wording is quite modern, and there are a lot of "technical terms". In fact, the demons can't fully understand it, but there is nothing wrong with reopening the passage to the outside world!They can still understand this!

There was cheers all around, and all the monsters made a noise. Even the three kings felt so excited that they couldn't describe it. They were finally able to go out!It's been 1000 years!

"Quiet! Be quiet!" The fairy signaled the demons to continue to listen to her speech, "I haven't finished speaking yet, it's okay to open a channel, but there are restrictions for you to go out."

"What's the limit?" You'er asked on behalf of the demons.

"There is no limit to going to the fairy world or the god world, but if you go to the human world, you can't use spells, and you can't change back to your original shape."

"Huh?!" The monsters felt baffled. What kind of messed up restrictions are these? They can't use spells when they go to the human world?What fun is there!

"Now the human world is the key protection object of our fairy and god worlds. You can travel, but you can't let the people there find that you are monsters."

"What will happen if you find out?" By the way, what is donkey oil?Is it the oil on the donkey?

I haven't seen you in 1000 years. Now the immortals in the fairy world speak really strangely. I can't understand two of the three sentences. They don't dress dignifiedly, and they don't even speak elegantly. Tsk tsk tsk...

"If you find a thunderbolt once, and if you find a thunderbolt twice, you will be killed if you strike twice." The fairy said with an expression on her face.

The monsters were startled, so cruel? !We must know that the war 1000 years ago was nothing more than gang fights, we are not happy to use knives and guns to shed blood like rivers!Parents finally dragged us to grow up so big, live for hundreds of thousands of years, and it's not a tribulation, how can we be struck to death by lightning for nothing!

It's just too brutal!It just couldn't be better!

"Everyone, I'm really sorry, our director is joking." The male fairy with gold-rimmed eyes next to the female fairy said suddenly.

The female fairy twitched her lips. She didn't want to come to this rural place at all. It was really annoying to face a group of bumpkins, but since she accepted the task, she always had to complete it well, so she waved her hand and pulled hundreds of monsters around. On the colorful auspicious cloud: "I will take you to the human world for a tour first."

The demon who was selected was a little excited, and kept waving goodbye to the envious and jealous friends below. He was able to go to the human world, and he was still sitting on the colorful auspicious clouds, so happy!

But not long after they were happy, the demons felt that something was wrong, because they had entered the human world.

The human beings who cast the spell on Xiangyun cannot see it, but the monsters above can see the outside world.

What the hell kind of place is this? !How does the human world look like this? !

"Sister Immortal, what is this?"

"house."

"The house is so tall?! It's all poked into the clouds!"

"Sister Immortal, what is that?"

"The car."

"Why are you running so fast without a horse?!"

"Sister Immortal, what is that?"

"airplane."

"Flying chickens?! Are all the chickens in the human world growing so big now?! And they don't grow hair anymore! Can they fly without growing hair?! This chicken is too powerful!"

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The outlook on life, values, and the world of all the monsters have been refreshed and refreshed. They have been scared to death. How come the human world has become so powerful now! I haven't seen you in 1000 years, have they all learned such brilliant spells? !Even more powerful than their monsters!At least they can't build such a tall and strong house!

"Actually, it's okay. We monsters are all extremely smart. This kind of magic will definitely be mastered immediately. Even the short-lived ghosts in the human world can learn it well, let alone us!" After being frightened, many monsters thought they were smart. 'Calm down'.

"Shut up the bumpkin, and don't be silly if you don't understand." The fairy finally couldn't hold back the bumpkin, she is a "senior white-collar worker" who is very addicted to modern life, and has always been indifferent to things in the "village" upper eye.

"Bumps?! You say we are bumpkins?!"

'Gold-rimmed glasses' wiped off the cold sweat, finally stopped fighting for 1000 years, don't fight again.

"I won't tell you any more. I'll show you a video when I go back. I probably won't be able to explain it to you." The female fairy curled her lips and waved her hand, and Xiangyun floated back to the demon world.

"What poetry review?"

……

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

After the pioneers went back, they first reported it to their friends, saying that the human world has become extremely scary and powerful now!Then he told them about the fairy calling them bumpkins.

All the monsters were filled with righteous indignation, and expressed that they wanted to seek justice for themselves, bumpkin or something, this title is really too much, their little hearts have been greatly hurt!

But before they got back to the place, the female fairy came over with a laptop, and quickly opened a video for the demons to watch.

When all the monsters saw a person suddenly appearing on the strange board that was put together, they were all frightened to death!

What a powerful spell!How dare you lock people up in such a flat place!Emma!There is still a house in it!

Dare to feel that now not only the spells in the human world are powerful, but also the spells in the fairy world are so powerful, this is not good, most of the fights will be lost!

Do you think the fairy sister will let the monsters read the introduction of common sense in the human world?Ha ha, how is it possible.

What she showed to the demons was a western movie about vampires and werewolves. Now there are vampires and werewolves in the devil world, which is quite similar to the one in this movie.

It's a horror movie - at least for the monsters it is!The theme of this movie is the hunting of vampires and werewolves by human beings, and the little hearts of monsters are frightened.

"Did you see, these idiots exposed their true colors in the human world, and then went to reincarnate." The fairy said with a smile, looking at the pale faces of the monsters.

"..." All the monsters fell silent, Emma, ​​human beings are so fucking cruel!And it didn't look like he was using spells, the thing in his hand "bang bang" a few times and turned the little bat into a sieve!

It's almost scaring the demon to death!

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Three months later, the demons finally understood the truth of the matter. It turned out that those in the human world were not spells, but something called science. They didn't understand it, but the gods in the fairy world and the gods world understood it.

So we can draw a conclusion from this: they are a group of demons and ghosts!Very country!Very bumpkin!It's hard to get on the stage!

So now the wish of all the demons is to increase the connotation and knowledge, keep up with the trend, keep up with the times, and keep up with the pace of the human world!

They want to be a monster with ideals and culture!You can't be looked down upon by the gods in the fairy world and the god world with their eyes above the top!

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Another three months later, City A has a new school...

"Xiao Xiao, there is a letter from you." The nanny took a letter to Ye Xiao who was having dinner.

"Who sent it?" Ye Xiao asked while eating.

"It was sent by a school. Didn't you say that you wanted to teach Chinese in the elementary school next door? Why did you apply for another school?"

"Huh? I didn't vote." Ye Xiao was very puzzled, he took the letter and read it, "Yaojie Talent Academy?"

Have you sent your resume to this school?No, I have never heard the name of this school, and I want to be an elementary school Chinese teacher. This school is not an elementary school at first glance!

It's weird...