monster university

Ye Xiao really bought a lot of things, and the deliveryman still delivered them by truck.

All kinds of stationery: notebooks, note pads, colorful fountain pens, pencils, markers, ballpoint pens, correction fluid, transparent tape, calculators, pencil cases, school bags, etc., are all modern stationery, how to use it Common sense, in fact, is not often used, but Ye Xiao feels that since it is taught, let's teach it along with it, and it doesn't take much trouble.

Various daily necessities: paper rolls, tissue paper, wet wipes, washing powder, shower gel, needlework, umbrellas, trash cans, garbage bags, etc., and many schools have already prepared them in advance, such as toothbrushes and cups, laundry The powder shower gel is a consumable item, although it was originally available, it still needs to be bought separately.

Digital appliances: mobile phones, laptops, tablets, hair dryers, etc.This is basically a necessary thing in modern life. There are quite a lot of tuition fees in the safe. These monsters are all morons, and Ye Xiao doesn't need to save them for them.

The other thing is to eat. Fruits and the like have been provided by the cafeteria. What Ye Xiao buys are all packaged snacks. Eating too much is unhealthy, but the monsters don’t seem to have this trouble, and they won’t be short-lived because of this. .

Potato chips, biscuits, chocolate, jelly, sugar, dried meat, etc., are basically things that monsters have never tried. Originally, Ye Xiao was going to let monsters eat and see the world. He didn't know anything when he went shopping in the supermarket, but after two classes in the morning, Ye Xiao felt that these foods could be used as prizes for a different identity!

Only students with good grades get to eat!

Not only that, students with good grades can also shop online!

Now the students don't know how to use the internet, but even if they do, they don't have money in their online accounts, and there aren't many merchants who pay cash on delivery, so for the time being, Ye Xiao's help is needed to complete the shopping.

Ye Xiao thinks this idea is great, and he will announce it later!

Everything was moved to the warehouse next to the dormitory building, and the clothes I ordered before were also in this warehouse.

After all the goods were unloaded, Ye Xiao let some of them be moved to the classroom, and there was the last class in the morning, so they could have lunch after the class.

The third section is a special class, which is more relaxed.

"Students, we won't learn pinyin in this class, let's learn some practical things." Ye Xiao thinks that we can't keep teaching one thing, such as pinyin, teaching a little bit every day and then consolidating it is definitely better than teaching it all at once.

All the monsters breathed a sigh of relief, pinyin is so difficult, and they finally got out of the sea of ​​suffering.

"Let's learn about money and how to use it in this class." Ye Xiao went to the door of the classroom and opened one of the boxes to take out a bag of French fries. "You can eat while listening to the class." He said to the monsters Yang raised the snacks in his hand.

But none of the monsters know this thing, they have never eaten it, and they don't know the taste, so most of them don't want it very much, only a few gluttons are howling.

"Teacher, what are you eating? Quickly give it to me, let's take a look!" It's such a good thing to give food back in class.

Under Ye Xiao's assignment, several team leaders distributed a pack of small potato chips and a piece of chocolate to each of the monsters, as well as a wet wipe. "This is a snack we humans eat more often. I picked two at random for you. They both taste good. You can try them."

Hu Duoduo first shook the potato chips and heard the sound, then put the potato chips and chocolate in front of his nose and smelled them, they were tasteless, can they be eaten?He picked up the wet wipes and looked around again, what is this? The teacher said that there are two kinds of food, so this should not look like food.

The other monsters don't understand how to eat this thing, take it apart?This bulging, is it so bulging that it can be eaten?Potato chips look at the picture and name and you probably know what they are. What is this chocolate?The name has nothing to do with eating a copper plate!Aren’t the snacks all cakes, crisps, candies, or candied fruit? They are usually put in jars, wooden boxes or bowls.

"It's so hard." Eaton put the chocolate in his hand and looked at it over and over again, and then knocked it on the table again. How can you eat the hard chocolate? Is it candy?

"Duo Toge, I know these potato chips!" Li Er suddenly said to Hu Duoduo, "Yesterday when I was watching TV, I saw a child eating these, which looked similar to this one. They were torn apart and eaten. It's inside! Look at the child's food, it's probably delicious!" Li Er started drooling, he usually eats a lot, and he's hungry every day before the meal time, and now his stomach is growling a little up.

"Come on, let's do it with the teacher. Open the packaging bag and wrapping paper and you can eat." Ye Xiao demonstrated in front of the podium, teaching the monsters how to tear open the packaging bag correctly, "But before eating, please clean your hands first. The thin ones are wet wipes, which can be temporarily used as water to wash hands." He tore open the package of wet wipes to demonstrate to everyone.

"Wow~ it's wet!" The monsters were taken aback when they opened the wipes. Is this a piece of cloth?It turned out to be wet!so amazing!How did human beings do it, even seal the wet cloth, so it is super convenient to go out, what an idea!

"Teacher, isn't this very expensive?" The monsters thought that such a great thing must have a great price!

"It's not expensive, it's only a few cents a piece. If you exchange it for your money, you can buy several pieces for a penny. This thing is not uncommon among us." Ye Xiao waved his hand.

The monsters gasped, human beings are really generous!Such an amazing thing with such complicated workmanship is so worthless!Wouldn't the person who sold it be a loser? !

They don't know how to mechanize the production of this kind of thing. For them, it takes time to do it by hand, and it takes energy to use spells. Such a delicate thing must be very expensive. They feel that it is very unreasonable for humans to sell it so cheap.

"Okay, don't worry about whether it's expensive or not, it's not what you want to learn." Ye Xiao interrupted the unstoppable thoughts of the monsters.

After wiping their hands, all the monsters followed Ye Xiao's demonstration and opened the package of snacks.

"Emma, ​​it smells so good!" Li Er put his whole nose into the bag of potato chips, and when he smelled it, his saliva became even more drooling. He couldn't wait to put his hand in, picked up a piece of potato chips and put it in his mouth. Rise.

It takes courage to try new food. The packaging of human snacks is so strange, and the monsters are worried that it will not suit their appetite, so many monsters are staring at Tanuki, ready to see his reaction.

Li Er chewed and swallowed twice, and before everyone asked, he started to gobble it up! "Emma, ​​it's so delicious! It's better than rice!"

Seeing that the response was good, all the monsters felt relieved to try it.

"It smells so good!"

"It's delicious! How is this food made? Why is it so delicious? Can I learn it? Go back and teach it to my mother, and let her make it for me every day!"

"This is...made of...potato...potatoes. What is a potato? This thing is delicious!" The characters on the back of the package are basically understandable by the monsters, the Chinese characters from 1000 years ago and the traditional Chinese characters now In fact, the difference is not big. Although many simplifications are made now, it is no problem to understand the general meaning.

"I have lived for more than 1000 years, and I have never eaten such delicious snacks! The Human World is indeed a good place!"

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“This one called chocolate is delicious too!”

"It's delicious, it's much better than the candy I ate before!"

"What are you comparing to? Can the sugar we ate before compare to this chocolate? I dare say that even those gods had never tasted such delicious food 1000 years ago!"

"Oh my god, how do you tell me how this thing is made? How can it be so delicious? Can you learn it?"

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This topic of eating has been discussed to the end——

"Do you think the teacher will give us snacks every day?"

"You have a good idea. This is for us to taste. How can we eat it every day? I think it must be expensive! We don't have such delicious food in the king's palace!"

"Then aren't we stronger than the king? Hehehe..."

"Pull you down, be careful and get beaten up if the king finds out!"

Ye Xiao: "..." The food of these monsters looks delicious, is it so delicious?It feels like I have never eaten decent food in my life, this is vicious.

However, Ye Xiao is happy to hear a good response, and it will be more effective as a reward for top students.

The monsters exchanged "feelings" with each other while eating snacks, and Ye Xiao gave them things separately. Each monster had an envelope and a wallet. Ye Xiao wanted to teach the monsters about money.

Ye Xiao smiled while posting things: "It seems that everyone likes the snacks I posted. There are many kinds of snacks that we humans often eat. I bought a lot of them. As long as students work hard, everyone will have a chance to eat them. of."

If you work hard?What is this saying?The monsters looked at each other, do you need to work hard to eat something?Snacks won't run away.

Ye Xiao continued: "Today's snacks have already been handed out. In the future, no one will have them like today. In the future, they will be distributed according to your grades. Only those who perform well will be handed out. I will conduct quizzes from time to time. There are snacks for the top [-] in each quiz, and rewards for the top [-]."

All the monsters got nervous when they heard that, the top 320, wouldn't it mean that only one of the three monsters could eat it?Oh no, they have [-] demons!

Emma, ​​I haven't been very good at reading since I was a child, have I been unable to eat? !This is the voice of monsters who think they are stupid.

Hu Duoduo belongs to the more confident category. Ever since he was named and humiliated before, he has become extra serious. As expected, once he is serious, his brain becomes much better!

I'm really talented, I just didn't take it seriously before!

So Hu Duoduo paid attention to the other rewards for the top ten, "Teacher, what other rewards are there for the top ten? Is it still food?"

Ye Xiao finally handed out all the wallets and envelopes, "You can't go out of school, so you can't buy anything."

All the monsters nodded while eating, yes, they are so old and pitiful, they can't go out, it's like being in jail!Those gods are really disgusting!

"So I came up with an idea, every time the top ten have the right to buy something."

"Teacher, can you let us go out?" The eyes of all the monsters brightened. Does their teacher still have this ability, can he open the enchantment?This is great, you must study hard!

"You guys are overthinking." Ye Xiao immediately waved his hand to break the unrealistic fantasy of all the demons.

Hehe, I didn't learn anything well, and I still want to go out of school!