monster university

"vomit--"

"Still uncomfortable?" Ye Xiaojiong looked at Eton with interest, don't children like to drink milk, why did this child spit up like this after taking a sip of milk, "What did you eat when you were young to grow so big, Why don't you like milk?"

Eaton replied weakly while vomiting: "We dragons are born from eggs and don't drink milk. They can eat anything as soon as they are born."

"Oh, that's right, that's right." Ye Xiao suddenly realized, "But milk is good for your health. Why do you vomit like this? Is it an allergy?" Should I take it to the hospital for a checkup?

"What is an allergy?" Eaton drank saliva and rinsed his mouth. "I really don't like the taste. It's so fishy and unpalatable. Why do you humans like to drink this kind of thing?" The same is true for yesterday's toothpaste. Do you like masochistic so much?He used to see a lot of little monsters drinking milk, but the teacher is so old, how can he still drink milk? He still drinks cow's milk!Humans are so weird...

"It's delicious." Ye Xiao likes milk very much. He has drank it since he was a child, and it is a must-have food every morning.

Eaton and Ye Xiao got up at seven o'clock and are eating breakfast now. Uncle Zhou has already found the people who contracted the canteen and the cleaners. They can go to school to start work later, and the wages and contract fees have been paid. We talked about it.

"Xiao Xiao, everyone is ready, and the clothes you bought are also ready, and you will be lucky soon." Uncle Zhou walked in from outside the dining room, "Why do you have to do all these things, this school is formal ?” Zhou Bo was a little worried.

"Thank you, Uncle Zhou." Ye Xiao was also very helpless, he couldn't quit this job, so he had to bite the bullet. "They paid me a monthly salary of [-], of course I have to do more."

"[-]?!" Uncle Zhou was taken aback. Is the teacher's salary so good now? Could it be that the salary is so high because of the school for the disabled? "Xiao Xiao, you are not being cheated, are you?"

Their family Xiao Xiao is naturally good, but he is a new teacher, without any teaching experience, [-] teachers of any kind can be recruited, why recruit them Xiao Xiao, who is not in the right major, it is too suspicious!

Ye Xiao: "..." Isn't it just being cheated! ! !

"It's not that I do so many things. I think the salary is too low!" Ye Xiao could only fool around, but he couldn't tell the truth.

Uncle Zhou shook his head. Xiao Xiao, his family, is used to being rich, and he doesn't know the salary market outside. Ordinary university professors don't have such a high salary.

After breakfast, Ye Xiao hugged Eaton and took the school's new logistics staff to work. The first thing he did when he arrived at the school was to ask the contracted cafeteria to make breakfast. The contracted chefs had already bought all the ingredients. You can start working right away.

"Go and collect the trash from the cafeteria." Ye Xiao instructed the trash collectors to collect yesterday's bento boxes from the cafeteria.

After these trivial matters were dealt with, Ye Xiao went to wake the students up. It was almost eight o'clock. After broadcasting several times, Ye Xiao visited several dormitories on the first floor. He went back early yesterday and didn't know the students How are you living in your accommodation?

"Morning, Teacher Ye!" Hu Duoduo happened to live on the first floor, and when he saw Ye Xiao appear in the living room, he hurriedly greeted him.

"Go brush your teeth and wash your face." Ye Xiao waved his hand, "I'm just looking around."

Ye Xiao looked at several dormitories, and it seemed that the monsters were doing well, and there was no mess, so he was relieved.

When the monsters finished washing and went to the cafeteria to have breakfast, their day of campus life officially began.

Ye Xiao had seriously explained before they went to the cafeteria that no matter what happened, they must not show their true colors, and if they could not speak, they would not speak, so as not to reveal their secrets.

The monsters nodded repeatedly, they are still natives now, how dare they talk nonsense, what a shame it would be if they made a bad joke.

"Ms. Ye, why did I see you as a teacher? The school is empty, not even a doorman." A master chef in the cafeteria said strangely to Ye Xiao, "These students are also strange, look at the clothes they wear. Like that, tsk tsk..."

"There is a lack of teachers in the school, so there is no way." Ye Xiao didn't know how to explain it, so he said something vaguely.

"By the way, you are in the cafeteria. If you can't go to other places on campus, you can't go. The rules here are quite strict, otherwise I will recruit someone else." Ye Xiaochou said earlier, "The students here are special. Try not to come into contact with them, they are more sensitive, so as not to hurt their self-esteem."

The chefs in the cafeteria nodded repeatedly. They understand that they are all disabled. They must be sensitive. They can understand. "Don't worry, we will cook three meals. Teaching students is your teacher's business. How can we talk nonsense." The contract fee of this place is very low, and the students eat well, so their profits are very considerable. They must do well. of.

After breakfast and rest for a while, at nine o'clock in the morning, the class officially started.

The first class is to teach pinyin.

Why should Pinyin be taught in the first class? Ye Xiao thought about it for a long time yesterday. Modern society must be inseparable from mobile phones and computers.

The former item is easy to learn to use a mobile phone, as long as you learn how to operate it, practice makes perfect, it is very simple to make a phone call, and it is also relatively simple to send text messages on WeChat. Nowadays, mobile phones can be used for handwriting, chatting, surfing the Internet, etc. There is no problem at all.

The latter item is more difficult. You can’t write by hand all the time when you use a computer. Keyboard typing is much faster. Wubi is more difficult to learn, and Ye Xiao is not very good at it. Pinyin is easier to learn, and basically anyone who has studied can do it.

And Ye Xiao also wanted to teach the monsters to speak standard Mandarin. Many of them spoke a dialect. It didn't matter at home. It was better to use standard Mandarin when going out.

"We taught Pinyin in the first class, and we will need to use typing in the future." Ye Xiao originally aspired to teach primary school Chinese, and teaching Pinyin was not a problem for him at all. Finished writing, "I was supposed to teach you how to write in the first lesson, but the stationery hasn't arrived yet, so it's temporarily postponed."

All the demons laughed, and Fox Duoduo said with a smile: "Teacher, you have to teach how to write. We all know how to write. Also, the characters are all written. How can they be typed?" The teacher said strangely.

"Yes, yes." All the monsters were talking about it. They just spoke with a bit of an accent, but there was no problem communicating with the teacher. The words were similar to the current one. The teacher said before that it was in traditional Chinese, so why did they have to learn to speak again? Those who want to learn to write again, they are not children anymore.

"Quiet." Ye Xiao patted the table and said, "It is of course useful for the teacher to teach this, and you will know it when you go online in the future."

"What is Internet access?"

"Are you fishing?"

"I, oh no, my handwriting is so beautiful that I don't need to learn it at all!"

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The classroom is very noisy, Ye Xiao has a big head, can't you be a group of quiet and beautiful boys and listen to the class obediently, keep asking non-stop, even if I answer you now, you can't understand!

Clap clap!After three loud bangs on the table, Ye Xiao glared at the monsters below and said, "Shut up! Listen to those who want to hear, and go out if you don't! The way you speak and write is very outdated, do you know that you are 1000 The way it was a few years ago, is it the same as it is now! People nowadays write brush characters to cultivate their moral character, who usually writes like that! And speaking, there are many people who like to discriminate against country people outside. Your accent goes out every minute Fate of being discriminated against! You have watched TV, see how people talk, and look at yourself, can you do it if you don’t study?! When you come to school, just listen to the class obediently, don’t make noise all day long, do you still want to graduate? ?!"

All the monsters shut up.

Emma, ​​what about their gentle, lovely and kind Teacher Ye?How did you turn into a Yasha in the blink of an eye!So fierce woo woo woo...

It was Eaton who started the nympho, his sweetheart was so nice, even when he was angry, he was so pretty!