I'm actually straight

The students are on vacation, and so are the teachers. Ye Shuwen has been visiting friends all over the place for the past few days. When he has a rare free time, You Mingjie arrested him several times but failed to find anyone. It was only after he complained that seeing him was busier than meeting the leaders of the country that he succeeded in inviting him. Ye Shuwen had dinner again.

Ye Shuwen said triumphantly, "There's no way, that's what happens when you're popular."

You Mingjie rewarded him with two hygienic eyes.

Today, there are not only two people eating, You Mingjie also brought his fiancée here. She is not too beautiful, but she is also a very temperamental woman. She looks at You Mingjie with deep love in her eyes. It can stimulate goosebumps all over Ye Shuwen's body, which shows that it is the time when the love is strong.

However, Ye Shuwen was also used to being a light bulb. Under the long-term stimulation of Yao Ye and Liu Yang, he had completely ignored his own brightness and took it calmly.

Halfway through the meal, You Mingjie's fiancée left for something, and there were only two stinky men left. They didn't have anything to say, they paid the bill and left.

While waiting for the checkout, Ye Shuwen went to the bathroom and passed a private room, which was so noisy that it would blow up the sky.He frowned and looked, and the first thing he saw was You Yue who was about to stand on the chair.

You Le is You Mingjie's nephew, and he is also a talented athlete. Especially this time at the Pan Pacific Swimming Competition in the United States, his 100-meter freestyle swimming speed of less than 47 seconds shocked the whole world.

Ye Shuwen was deeply impressed by this child.

Seeing that You Le was drinking too much, especially since the child was not yet an adult, Ye Shuwen didn't bother to go to the bathroom, and hurried to the front desk to look for You Mingjie, only to see You Mingjie carrying a drunk young man with a frosty expression on his face come face to face.

You Mingjie went to the box, and the atmosphere inside was suffocated, but You Mingjie also knew that this was a celebration banquet, so he didn't say anything harsh, but just took away the only minor for fun.

The drunk young man wanted to go with them, You Mingjie nodded and introduced to Ye Shuwen: "This is Wen Hao, the biggest one."

Ye Shuwen tilted his head to look at this drunk guy, wondering how he looked like Wei Wen?At least no matter how drunk Wei Wen is, he won't allow himself to stagger like a bone, and even if the drunk person doesn't know him, his smile is warm and warm, not such a silly idiot smile.

Put the two little ones in the back seat, Ye Shuwen sat in the passenger seat, You Mingjie drove the car, the two chatted casually, completely ignoring the two people behind them, and even hated the smell of alcohol in the car, opened the front and rear windows to The biggest one, with the messy and arrogant shaved hairstyle.

The car turned onto a viaduct, passed the highest point, and was sliding down slowly, when someone behind him said: "Lele, did I tell you that your skin is really fair? It looks like 0...Actually... ...I've been thinking, who is going to overwhelm whom, you or Yuan Zheng? Half a year ago, I thought you must be below... um... um..."

"Brother, you are drunk, what are you talking about?"

"Don't you say that the coach knows? What are you afraid of? Didn't you come out?? I said no? I don't want you to come with me, I just ask! If I have this uncle Well, I'm coming out too! Coming out! Happy today! Coming out..."

Ye Shuwen glanced at You Mingjie, then glanced again, and sure enough, he saw his face turn from pale to flushed and finally fixed on the livid iron.

The veins in the hands holding the steering wheel were bulging.

"This..." Ye Shuwen woke up, wanting You Mingjie to calm down, his life is still in his hands, he hasn't lived enough yet.

next second.

You Mingjie slammed the steering wheel, stuck to the side of the road, slammed on the brakes, opened the door and rushed out of the car, kicked a tree violently, looking like he was going crazy.

The tree was overwhelmed and trembled violently, and the leaves fell with a clatter, falling on You Mingjie's head and body.

Ye Shuwen took a look at You Le and Wen Hao before getting out of the car, and then ran to hug You Mingjie.

That's a pity.

It's an interesting thing to say, but of course, it's not interesting at all when it comes to You Mingjie.In short, his nephew is a crook, yes, this is the game.This little guy who won the world championship in the 100-meter freestyle.A Chinese-Russian mixed race, a gay by nature.

Hahaha, speaking of which, is the national team cursed?Why are the three freestyle geniuses gay! ! !

Ah, no no no!It's nothing, the key is that these gays are digested internally!Yao Ye took Liu Yang down, and Wei Wen chased him for six years. You Le told You Mingjie some time ago that he and Yuan Zheng were together.Is this close to the water?Shouldn't it be that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests?Or is it true that the best "1"s are all in the swimming team?Ye Shuwen thought about his eight-pack abs and felt very proud!

Then, today I passively came out as a gay.

Drinking loses morals, drinking makes mistakes.

You Mingjie is completely crazy!

Hahahaha!

Ye Shuwen got out of the car to read the joke, no, went to comfort You Mingjie, and patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.

"Damn it!" You Mingjie cursed, scratched his head with his hips on his hips, and gave the pale-faced person in the car a vicious look.

"It's not that serious." Ye Shuwen comforted, "They're all grown-ups, and it's more important to understand what's more important. Think about it, it's not a day or two, but it doesn't have any impact on their grades and lives, right? You If you care too much, it will be bad for them, so just pretend to be drunk and lose your composure."

"No... this..." You Mingjie gritted his teeth, winked and thought for a long time, and finally squatted down on the curb, "There are only five people in my team, three are from that road, and one of them is My wanderer, what is the probability? I want to die already!"

Ye Shuwen's face contorted for a moment, and he managed to hold back a smile. He looked at the stars in the sky with a deep expression, and sighed: "Then what can you do? Are you all fired?"

"..." You Mingjie didn't speak.How can it be?Which of these children has not been practicing swimming since childhood?Just crying and thrashing in the pool?Which one has not been practiced for more than ten years?There is no childhood, no teenagers, when other children play mud and play house, they have to dive into the water when they have time?Which sweat is not weighed in catties?If he was going to be fired just because of his sexual orientation, he, You Mingjie, would be the first to jump up and object!

Following You Mingjie's silence, Ye Shuwen's interest in reading jokes also faded, and he suddenly felt a little emotional.

Liu Yang and Yao Ye.

Myself and Wei Wen in the previous life.

It would be great if we could also meet an open society like today.It's great to have such a tolerant teacher.

Ye Shuwen smiled wryly for a while, and then said leisurely: "When I was young, when I didn't understand anything, I was exposed to many special things because of the people around me. The process was actually very difficult, but once The past has passed, and looking back now, I am actually very glad that I was able to relax my bottom line for the people I care about... Looking at their happiness, I even think it is a kind of happiness."

"..." You Mingjie frowned, not quite understanding.

Ye Shuwen put his arms around his shoulders, curled the corners of his mouth, and said with a malicious smile: "I... know that I am straight, but maybe I also have the attribute of latent bend? How about we try as a pair? "

You Mingjie bared his teeth and squeezed out a word between his teeth: "Get lost!"

"Haha!" Ye Shuwen smiled heartily, turned his head to look at the people in the car behind him, "I'm really looking forward to tomorrow's training."

Resuming training the next day, Ye Shuwen got up early and went to the training center in a frenzy.

He arrived early, and he didn't need to change his swimming trunks. He was the only one in the swimming pool. The new venue, the new swimming pool, and the rippling water in the blue pool gave him the urge to take off his clothes and take a swim.

He has been studying for four years. Although he basically puts his mind on his studies, he also needs to ensure a certain amount of training because he is a sports university, so his physical fitness has been maintained very well. Until now he has eight-pack abs and his weight has been on the rise. During his peak period, he fluctuated by three catties, especially when he looked young. Sometimes he was swimming outside, and some people asked him if he was an active professional athlete.

Soon You Mingjie also came over, changed into a pair of plywood slippers at the door, and walked to his side.Without saying a word, Ye Shuwen handed him a thick notebook first.You Mingjie glanced at it indifferently, and then became a mosquito-repellent eye.

What Ye Shuwen studied in the United States is a more modern and scientific American swimming coaching program. In terms of scientific eating and training for swimmers, there are very detailed content, extremely professional and complicated terminology, especially most of them are in English, No wonder the generally illiterate coaches are at a loss.

Ye Shuwen explained next to him: "The height of an athlete and the weight that best match him, how much strength the appropriate weight should have, how much energy this strength will consume in his training every day, and how many calories should be added in the end. There is a scientific data as the standard. In the next month, I will carefully record their various data, and then make adjustments to formulate a more detailed nutritional training plan for them, you must cooperate with me."

You Mingjie Mosquito Repellent Eye: "This is too professional."

"I didn't come here for fun." Ye Shuwen smiled, "For the 12 Olympics, we have to work hard."

You Mingjie nodded in agreement, and patted Ye Shuwen on the shoulder.

The team members changed into their swimsuits and came out. You Mingjie introduced Ye Shuwen. Ye Shuwen's gaze passed over the faces of the four team members in turn, and then paused for a while on the faces of You Le and Wen Hao.

The faces of Wen Hao and You Le blushed instantly.

Only then did Ye Shuwen look away contentedly.

Two little gays, how old are they, and their hair hasn't even grown yet, so why come out of the closet, let's take a serious swim for the master!

Sure enough, this meaningful look made You Le and Wen Hao feel uneasy, and their attitude towards him also changed subtly.

In short, it feels quite obedient.

With busy things, life becomes full and time becomes faster.At first, I was bored, and I basically posted a Weibo in a day or two, then it became three or four days, and finally I didn't see anyone for ten days and a half months.Wei Wen, who used to rely on these microblogs as his spiritual food, quit. It was already unbearable to let his sweetheart do whatever he wanted, but now he can't even get news, how can he do it! ?

Wei Wen was calculating the remaining amount of work in his hand, while thinking about when to return to China to arrest people.

Helpless, the new company has a lot of things to do, and it is the second half of the year, and my long vacation will be half a year later. This is still the case of not accepting a new job for myself.

It appears that the company is hiring.

In fact, Wei Wen has always been reluctant to recruit people. The salary of American accountants is not low, and the source of customers for his firm is limited. In many cases, he would rather work harder to earn money into his own pocket than share it with others. other people.

His assistant, Caroline, is a woman approaching 40 years old with excellent working ability, but she always puts her family first, which is her only requirement when she comes to this accountant.Faced with the behavior of her boss who often worked overtime until midnight, Caroline once jokingly asked him: "You are really a born accountant, you are too stingy, and your desire for money almost makes all women shy away from you."

Wei Wen was actually in a trance at that moment. Originally, he had no idea about money, but he didn't know when he gradually became obsessed.Maybe it's because stock trading gave him full confidence, or maybe it's because he can't rest because he loves to be busy, or maybe it's because of that dream.

A hopeless dream.

People who lack financial ability can't even control their love. Grandma was suppressed by strong money and retired early, and finally passed away early and unhappy.These experiences are like a brand on his heart, until it is integrated into the bone marrow, and finally he resolutely leaves the sports circle and seeks a way out for his future.

but.

The premise of making money is because of one person.

If it takes that person away from him because of this, he is willing to give up everything.

Wei Wen found Ye Shuwen's avatar on Skype, and after seeing that there were no replies to the messages he had sent for the past three days, he finally made his final decision.

Without hesitation, Wei Wen called Caroline into the office and asked her to arrange recruitment.

Caroline was surprised, but happier.The boss is busy, and it will not be easy for her to be an assistant to the boss. A job that takes up too much time has gone against her original intention. The children who can't see themselves have started to complain recently. If it is not because the boss is very good , she may have offered to resign a week ago.

After Caroline left the office, she made this work her first priority.She doesn't plan to post recruitment information online, after all, she has been in this industry for many years, and she is very popular, making calls more efficient and safe.

Caroline spent the whole morning on the phone, finally finalized three people, and those three people came to interview in the afternoon.

three women.Both women are in their 30s, and only one is two years older than Caroline. A housewife with rich work experience, she also hopes to come here to do a part-time job.

Wei Wen didn't need a part-time accountant, so he set his sights on the other two women, and then frowned.

The eyes of the two applicants were full of surprise, which was very explicit.

Wei Wen is tall even in the United States, with wide shoulders and narrow hips. He wears simple trousers and shirts as if he was wearing a tailor-made luxury brand. The facial features of Orientals may not be as profound as Westerners, but they are also blurred The sharp temperament gives people a particularly gentle feeling.What's more, he is the boss of this accounting firm, and his qualifications in all aspects are enough to attract many single women.

After a few quick questions, Wei Wen called Caroline outside the office, hoping that she would change another batch of applicants.

"Why?" Caroline was a little annoyed. These people have excellent work ability, but her boss only asked a few words before rejecting them.

Wei Wen didn't want to provoke Caroline, so he briefly explained the matter.

Caroline giggled. "Isn't that great? They're great."

Wei Wen shook his head: "I already have a sweetheart."

Caroline didn't take it seriously: "Then you just say it directly, trust me, they won't pester you."

Wei Wen hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded.Obviously, he hasn't fully adapted to the emotional differences between the East and the West. For the super mobility that Westerners are looking for, a guy like Ye Shuwen who thinks he is a straight man after six years is moving faster than a snail. Still slow.

It's a pity that turnips and greens have their own loves, and he just loves that snail to death.

In the end, Wei Wen chose an accountant named Daisy after careful consideration of various aspects and earnest advice from Caroline.

In the evening, Wei Wen invited the new employees to dinner, and then went to the bar. There were six people in total. Except for Caroline, who went home to look after the children after dinner, all the employees of the firm were present.

Daisy is very talkative, and indeed has a good impression of Wei Wen, and hints at his pursuit throughout the whole process, and the new employees of the firm even booed them to go home together today.The introvertedness of the oriental made it impossible for Wei Wen to refuse in front of others. He just expressed his attitude of "not interested in you" in a roundabout way. Unfortunately, Daisy, who had drunk too much, obviously didn't understand the spirit.

Ye Shuwen's phone call came at this moment.

While Uncle Ye/Snail Ye was happily in front of the "gardener", he finally remembered Wei Wen who was waiting to be fed on the other side of the ocean. No matter it was ten o'clock in the evening in the United States, he made a phone call.

The moment he dialed the phone, he didn't think about what his guilt and anxiety were, but he was soon stimulated by the noisy background sound on the phone.The tone of begging for mercy and being obedient suddenly turned into a questioning one.

"Are you outside?" Ye Shuwen's mood fluctuated, his brows were unconsciously frowned, and he asked in a low voice.

The bar was very noisy, Wei Wen didn't hear clearly, so he gestured to his colleagues and walked out.It's a pity that before the second step was taken, a colleague who was obviously drunk shouted: "Wei! Daisy is too drunk, you can't sneak away, you have to send her back, she is your task today .”

Thanks to him and her in English, Ye Shuwen easily distinguished the other party's gender, and there was an unspoken ambiguity in the words. A sour smell rushed straight to the top of his head. When Wei Wen's voice finally came from the microphone, Ye Shuwen His tone suddenly became extremely cold: "Is there something?"

Hearing Ye Shuwen's voice, Wei Wen smiled with his eyes pressed down: "Didn't you have something to call?"

"Seeing you left a message on skype, let me ask, if it's okay, I'll..." Jealousy waved, and Ye Shuwen wanted to hang up after finishing speaking.

Wei Wen's mellow voice came: "I miss you, when will you be back?"

Ye Shuwen paused when he hung up the phone, and his heart skipped a beat.

Wei Wen drank, and his hidden thoughts could no longer be suppressed in front of his sweetheart. He murmured: "I can't see you every day when I check Weibo, and I don't reply to my Skype messages. I am very anxious and want to You, but I dare not call you. It's good that you call me today. "

"..." The corners of Ye Shuwen's mouth curled up unconsciously, his heart softened, and his voice was unconsciously lingering, "I've been busy recently, it's my fault, I will surf the Internet more often in the future, and don't drink too much , it's very late."

"Yeah." Wei Wen nodded, "I want to see you after I finish my work, is that okay?"

"Come on, you still need to ask me."

"That's great. If you say you don't want to see me, I'm still thinking about not going. As for me, I hope you are always happy and doing what you want to do. It seems that you It was the right choice to return home.”

Ye Shuwen's eyes were slightly hot: "What are you talking about, I want to say that I want to see you now, and you flew back?"

"No. But I'll do it as soon as possible."

"That's it."

"Do you really miss me?"

"Get out! I have something to do, hang up!"

Ye Shuwen hung up the phone, touched his chest, took two deep breaths, and the heat at the end of his eyes slowly dissipated.

Today's routine training is coming to an end, and it's time for comments.The team members huddled on the shore and raised their wet heads, looking like a group of little monkeys who fell into the water.As a coach, You Mingjie talked every day and had nothing to say, so he looked at Ye Shuwen.Ye Shuwen blinked his eyes, concentrated, walked to the edge of the pool, and squatted down.

After so many days of observation, he did have some ideas, and he had discussed it with You Mingjie before, and finally it was time for him to speak.His gaze swept across Wen Hao, You Le, Yuan Zheng's faces in turn, and finally took a deep breath secretly, and opened his mouth and said: "Wen Hao, your problem is the most serious, we will discuss it in detail when we get down. Let me talk about Yuan Zheng first, I I found that you have a partial eclipse, and you especially like to eat fish, but you usually eat very little pork, beef and sheep. This is very problematic, especially the crude fiber of beef is very important for your strength improvement. If you really don’t like it, let the cafeteria treat you Do the taste as mentioned, no matter what you want to like to eat beef. Also, you have a problem with your sense of rhythm. I find that every time you swim to the end, you are a little confused. Next, you cooperate with me to do some experiments, let's find the best ventilation Increase your effective number of strokes per stroke."

Yuan Zheng nodded solemnly.

Ye Shuwen smiled, then looked at You Le...

In a blink of an eye, a month passed quickly, and Ye Shuwen was working as a coach assistant calmly and fulfillingly, chatting with Wei Wen on the Internet, and continued to dream the dream that lasted for six years at night.

from splendid.

to black and white.

The boring, depressing, and gloomy dream finally regained its color one day.

Wei Wen from the dream, here I come...