I'm actually straight

Wei Wen looked at him deeply and said, "Shuwen, let me tell you something."

"Eh? Oh." It just so happens that I have something to do.

"It's like this. Although we live in the same dormitory, and we are a coach and brother, our relationship must be very close."

"Oh, yes." What do you mean?close?

"But no matter how close you are, it's two people, right? We should still have some personal space, right?"

"Nonsense!" So what do you mean by entering my bedroom?

"So can we please stop peeing behind me next time I'm brushing my teeth? It's stinking and smelly. Really, it's heavy."

"..." Ye Shuwen was speechless, his face turned red, smelling the smell of urine in the air, he felt extremely embarrassed.

Wei Wen pursed his lips and smiled lightly: "I'm sorry, I'm a little particular, but there are only so many requests. If you have any habitual suggestions, why don't you say so?"

"..." Ye Shuwen shook his head, blushing dripping blood, he felt that his head had become a paste, and he could no longer think in a short time.So he squeaked a few times and went out.

Ye Shuwen shrank back to the bed in a daze, staring at a long-legged spider in the corner of the ceiling.

Be engrossed, and suddenly know what it means to become angry from embarrassment!

He is so angry!

Why is this the villain's first complaint?

Didn't I just put water by your side, why did you pee on my bed?

Even if I don't pay attention to uncivilized!It's better than your neuropathy, right?

He was so angry that he couldn't sleep, Ye Shuwen got up and was about to fight.

But as soon as his feet stepped on the ground, he heard the sound of "bang" closing the door.

Ye Shuwen: "..."

hammer!Count your baby to run fast!

Ye Shuwen cursed angrily in Sichuan dialect, then rolled back into the bed and continued to sleep.

This sleep lasted until after lunch. Ye Shuwen, who was in a daze, heard the sound of scratching the door, but when he fully woke up, the surroundings were quiet, as if it was his own auditory hallucination.

After rubbing his hungry stomach, he put on his clothes in twos and twos, then opened the door and went out.

He decided that today he was going to eat snacks in Beijing, that kind of snack street, from the street to the end of the street!

After going out, they hailed a taxi, and Ye Shuwen sat in the passenger seat with his messy hair.

"Where are you going?" Brother asked.

"Eat snacks, where can I eat them?"

"Wangfujing, Guang'anmen, Fangjie, Houhai, Guijie, Huatian Huguo Temple, Huatiandi'anmen, Huatian Xi'anmen, Nanluoguxiang, Donghuamen night market, the place is old, it depends on what you want to eat What, what to eat, there are Northeast food for Northeast people, Fujian food for Fujian people, Cantonese food for Guangdong and Guangxi, Sichuan food for Sichuan people, and Halal food for Muslims.”

Ye Shuwen was yawning, and when he could hear clearly, he heard the next few words, and immediately said lazily: "I am from Sichuan, and I came to Beijing to eat Sichuan food. Steamed, I don’t like to eat steamed food, stir-fried or braised in brown sauce is fine, by the way, there are also sweet ones, those three big cannons, jelly and cold noodles, Roujiamo and so on are fine.”

"Oh, then go to Wangfujing Snack Street and Nanluoguxiang. They are all this kind of snacks. There are only ones you can't think of, and there is nothing you can't eat. It's just that there are more people. It's okay. That’s it, one or two meals is enough. The smell of wine is not afraid of deep alleys. If you have something special to eat, it’s not what I said. It will definitely take you to the most authentic place. That taste, tsk tsk , is really delicious! Hey, by the way, according to what you said, are you from Sichuan? Look at your head, you learn to swim, right? From the national team? Tsk! This head is incredible! Ah, what I regret the most is that I didn't study sports. When I was young, I went to a table tennis training camp, and I got No.1! And the coach of the national team came to me and asked me to be his apprentice no matter what. I didn't understand it at the time, I was determined to die, I thought it was a child abduction, and I squatted on the ground crying in the end. But now that I think about it, it was after the award ceremony, accompanied by teachers from the training camp. It's true! I regret it, the more I grow up, the more I regret it! You said that if I went to learn table tennis at that time, what would happen to Wang Hao and Wang Nan? Isn't it?"

Ye Shuwen was laughed at by his elder brother, wanting to say how full the ideal is, and how skinny the reality must be. Those who have never touched sports don't know, but only after experiencing it will they know how hard it is. That's really not ordinary. Ordinary people can do it.But, think about it, life lies in sports, and the attraction of sports is still huge.

Ye Shuwen finally went to Nanluoguxiang. As he said, he ate from the street to the end of the street, and then went to various shopping malls and supermarkets for a quick stroll. By the time he returned, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.

The taxi guy who came back was less talkative, and Ye Shuwen didn't like to talk when he was full of food. He walked silently all the way to the swimming pool gate, gave the money, got out of the car, took half a bag of daily necessities, and walked lazily towards the dormitory building.

On weekends, at this point, there was no one on the road, only a white-haired Pekingese who didn’t know how many generations had been “strung together” was walking towards him. The hair was not very clean, but the gait looked very “ladylike” and walked. Up and down, the long hair still has a chic meaning fluttering in the wind.

"Hehe, hehe..." Ye Shuwen flicked his tongue, beckoning cats and dogs.

The little white-haired Jingba really raised a small front paw and stopped to look at him, then walked towards him gracefully.

Ye Shuwen actually doesn't like dogs very much, there is no special reason, he just doesn't like dogs, and he doesn't hate them.So when Jingba circled around him, he just stood and teased him with his feet.Jingba sniffed him, wagging his motionless tail, and walked around him several times, until Ye Shuwen got impatient, and then left.

Little Jingba followed Ye Shuwen all the way, Ye Shuwen did not chase him away twice, and when he was about to reach the downstairs of the dormitory, Ye Shuwen turned his head, and Little Jingba disappeared again.Ye Shuwen was a bitch, he was very cool when he chased people away, and when Jingba disappeared, he suddenly felt a little lost, stood in the same place and looked around, only to see the little Jingba hiding in the grass and shitting.

In fact, Ye Shuwen didn't know what he was thinking at the time, maybe he was full and his head twitched.

He took out a newly bought pack of tissue paper from his pocket, opened it, pulled four or five pieces of paper in his hand, and grabbed the piece of shit with Little Jingba tilting his head inexplicably.

With a sullen face, Ye Shuwen entered the dormitory building holding his shit.

Little Jingba followed.

On the second floor.

Little Jingba still followed.

Opened the door and entered the house.

Little Jingba still wants to...

Ye Shuwen blocked the door and said, "Go, go, go! Why don't you just take your shit? There's no end to it! I'll give you a bigger one next time!"

"Wow!" Little Jingba straightened up and congratulated, wagging his tail very happily.

Ye Shuwen pursed his lips and closed the door heavily.

The door is closed.

Ye Shuwen didn't put anything in his hand, and pushed the door of Wei Wen's bedroom nervously.

"Squeak" sound.

The door opened.

The sudden sound exploded in the empty dormitory. Ye Shuwen had the urge to turn around and run, but his body's reaction was too slow. Before he could make a move, he could clearly see that Wei Wen's dormitory was empty.

So the sudden tension receded and disappeared without a trace.

Ye Shuwen walked into the room and stood beside Wei Wen's bed in two steps.The blue checked bed sheets were different from the ones distributed in the team, they were clean, and the cotton batting was obviously thicker than his, so it looked fluffy and comfortable.There is a pillow cover on the pillow, dark blue with dots, it should be very dirty.The quilt is also of the same color, and it can be seen from the stitches on the corners that it is not cheap, at least not the kind that can be bought in some wholesale markets for 100 yuan for a four-piece set.

Ye Shuwen stretched out the hand holding the shit with a blank expression, and slowly let go.But one second before he was about to leave his hand, he suddenly grasped it.He withdrew his hand, squatted down, shook the shit out of the paper towel, and scattered it at the foot of the bed.

It was the first time he did this kind of prank, Ye Shuwen was extremely nervous, and even slightly excited, his hands were shaking, and he muttered in his mouth: "Master is kind, wake you up! If you pee on my bed again, I'll get out of bed!" Put shit on your bed this time!"

After finishing all this quickly, Ye Shuwen hurried out, even forgetting to close the door, turned around and entered his room to calm down.

*************************** I am the dividing line of [Next Life]************** ***********

"Look, is it all ready?" Liu Yang sorted out his backpack, which contained the necessary procedures for his next school registration.

Ye Shuwen nodded, and confirmed the information in his hand again: "It's complete."

"Let's go." Liu Yang said.

"it is good."

Today is the day of school registration, and they will come back to carry these luggage after the report and a new dormitory.After living in a dormitory for three years, there are so many things already covered with traces of himself, Ye Shuwen felt a headache when thinking about the things that he had to clean up next.

"If you don't need to clean up, just keep living here."

"Looking at the trouble, it's very simple to find a few bags of bed sheets."

Only then did Ye Shuwen realize that he had said it unknowingly.In fact, he knew very well that he didn't dislike the trouble of moving, but he was reluctant.

Liu Yang will always be the one who understands Ye Shuwen best.

Maybe because of empathy.

In short, he can now understand Ye Shuwen's entanglement.

So he patted Ye Shuwen on the shoulder and smiled: "Let's go, it's too late to wait, the good dormitory is gone."

Ye Shuwen nodded, hung his backpack on one shoulder, and walked towards the door.

The eyes inadvertently fell on the two bedroom doors "side by side", and a trance-like picture appeared in my mind.

Then his brows furrowed.

Yao Ye came back and left again. It has been a week since he ate last time, that is to say, it has been a week since he saw Wei Wen, got drunk with Wei Wen, and passed out in embarrassment.

Ye Shuwen didn't know if it was because of that bump that "bumped" Qiu into a big blow, otherwise why would he always dream of Wei Wen inexplicably in his dreams these few nights.He dreamed that when he was seventeen or eighteen years old, he entered the national team, and became brothers and roommates with Wei Wen.But fortunately, I think about it every day and dream at night, Wei Wen in the dream is still very annoying, and that kind of bedwetting is really only possible in the dream, right?

The author has something to say: Hahaha, Ye Shuwen is so cute! ! !

Yes, it's all a dream.

But it was from the previous life, without Liu Yang's rebirth, the trajectory he should have taken.

The new girl doesn't actually affect reading, but Liu Yang is reborn, and has changed the fate of many people, especially Ye Shuwen, who is close to him.This article is just about what Ye Shuwen experienced in the world without Liu Yang's rebirth.