Become a cat swollen? [Entertainment circle]

【Black fur ball】

Hei Tuanzi's name is Liqiu, a well-known name that almost everyone knows, and now he is five years old, and he has been a light bulb beside Chu Zheng and Liang Yulan for nearly three years.Besides going to bed sneakily into Liang Yulan's arms every night, and waking up coquettishly holding Liang Yulan's neck the next morning, there are many, many things it does that can make Chu Zheng fly into a rage.

Tuanzi is five years old, and according to his age, he is already a mature old man, but he still acts coquettishly and cute every day, relying on his Liang Yulan to rub against him.

And Liang Yulan and Chu Zheng did, as planned, leave their work and travel all day long.But pets can only be checked in by plane. After checking the black coal ball once, he vomited and diarrhea and fell ill for a week. From then on, Liang Yulan refused to check it in again.If you go out to play, you must be driving a small jeep, and Chu Zheng will be the old driver and drive all the way.

And the black coal ball is naturally nestled in Liang Yulan's arms, hugging each other, or taking a sweet nap.

So Chu Zheng was really tired, wishing he could become a black coal ball in Liang Yulan's arms.

And Chu Zheng has always wondered whether the black briquettes could be worn by someone. After all, its IQ is really not like a cat, and its dark idiot face, holding Liang Yulan all day and not letting go, is too Like an old pervert who has been wanting/dissatisfied for years.And the innocent Liang Yulan was so deceived by the cute appearance of the sensual coal ball. She coaxed, hugged and kissed her every day, and said, "Qiuqiu is my baby, of course I love it very much."

Chu Zheng's eyebrows twitched three times, baby...fuck it.

Every time Chu Zheng saw the coal ball acting like a baby in Liang Yulan's arms, he wanted to take the stupid cat away and threw himself into Liang Yulan's arms, rubbing against his chest and saying that I am also a baby, you should fucking hold me.But Chu Zheng thought about it again and again, and he always felt that this kind of practice was too detrimental to his tall and mighty image. Although his heart was itchy, he still gave up.

Therefore, Liang Yulan, who has been treated with incomparable tenderness, keeps up with the sky, with her hairy tail raised high, and her small neck is so beautiful that she is about to fly.

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Chu Zheng and Liang Yulan really went on a tour to the end and enjoyed most of the country's rivers and mountains. Of course, they always brought this idiot black group with them wherever they went.

The two climbed over the snow-capped mountains together, and made a special high-warmth down vest for Stupid Cat;

The two swam across the sea together, and specially made a small sailing boat with excellent performance for Stupid Cat;

The two walked through the sea of ​​flowers together, and specially made a flirty but cute little flower hat for Stupid Cat...

In short, no matter where the two of them go, they will bring this sweet burden with them.

But no matter where he goes, the stupid cat's favorite thing to do is to sleep in Liang Yulan's arms, curl up into a black sesame glutinous rice ball, nestle in Liang Yulan's not-so-strong arms, and sleep peacefully with his little ears closed .

Stupid cat is a proud little guy. Although he doesn't know who his parents are since he was born, he is still silently proud.

Its fur is so beautiful, its claws are so sharp, its voice is so powerful... it feels like it is perfect.

But life will always be difficult. When the stupid cat went out to find food, it and a wild dog saw a can of food at the same time. Its eyes widened and it flew towards the can without thinking.

The stupid cat is so hungry, it hasn't eaten for many days.But the moment it grabbed the can, the wild dog at the side suddenly attacked and rushed towards it.The stupid cat was only a few months old at that time, and it was no match for the wild dogs. It was still bitten by the leg while protecting the can.The wild dog rushed over madly, and the stupid cat clutched the small can tightly with its furry paws, and let out a low growl of "hiss".

The wild dog was scared back half a meter, the stupid cat endured the pain and ran away with the can in its mouth. It didn't know when the wild dog behind it stopped chasing, and the can... was gone.

The stupid cat had never experienced this kind of pain, and its nerves were twitching following the pain.

There is no more canned food, it is so hungry... The stupid cat shrunk itself into a small glutinous rice ball, nestled in the corner and sobbed softly.

After a while, a gentle hand suddenly touched its back, and hugged it carefully.Stupid Cat will never forget the moment when he met this man, his heart warmed.The man had a pointed chin, worried eyes, and a gentle voice, "Little guy, what's wrong with you?"

The stupid cat has never believed in humans. It has seen many humans chasing wild dogs and bullying little wild cats... It thought to itself, the man in front of him must be like this.The stupid cat shrunk itself down to a small size, hoping that the man in front of him would disappear as soon as possible.

But the man didn't move. He hugged himself into his arms and touched his ears repeatedly.

Stupid cat is a little angry, his ears are so beautiful, don't mess with my fur!

It kept screaming at the man in front of him, but the man didn't have any intention of leaving, he hugged himself tightly, so gentle.

In this way, the stupid cat was taken to a house by him. Seeing that the room was full of cats and dogs, the stupid cat kept barking when it came in.The stupid cat was terrified, and its little paws tightly grasped the man's hand.

Later, it seemed that someone applied medicine to it, and its legs ached, as did its heart.

Later, it was brought back to the residence by that handsome man, and has since become a handsome little cat at home.

This good-looking man treats it really well, feeds it delicious milk, feeds it delicious dried fish, and coaxes it to sleep at night.

But this man also gave it a new name on his own initiative, calling it "Little Agate".

It doesn't know what agate is, but it thinks the name is not pleasant at all. Everyone used to call it Xiao Hei, because Xiao Hei is so handsome and domineering.

During the day, when the man goes out to work, the stupid cat sleeps in the room, and is occasionally brought to the set by the man to watch him filming.

As a result, one day, the stupid cat waited for a long time, but the man did not come back. The stupid cat was very impatient. It thought that this stupid man must not be able to find his way home, and he had to go out to find him.

Then the stupid cat limped out of the door, and then it saw Chu Zheng.

There is a saying that there is no harm without comparison.

After seeing this man named Chu Zheng, the stupid cat began to miss that gentle man very much.

This man named Chu Zheng not only has a soft voice but also looks ugly, he really dislikes it, and what makes him even more angry is that this man actually gave him a new name, called coal balls.

It doesn't know what agate is, but it does know briquettes.

I was wandering outside before, and I heard from wild dogs and cats that the round, ugly things used to burn are called briquettes.It doesn't want to be called this name, it doesn't like it!

But this fool named Chu Zheng just didn't give up, calling him every day, calling him every day, and in the end he reluctantly responded in order not to make his ears callous, and the big fool grinned happily.

Briquette thought, this man named Chu Zheng doesn't look too ugly when he smiles, so he can call him if he wants...

And it also discovered that this big stupid man has hidden a lot of gentle man's things, the smell is very familiar to him, it can't be wrong!But I don't know why, since then it hasn't seen the gentle man again, it misses him so much.

The briquette forgot what happened later, and it always felt that it had a memory that it didn't have, but it didn't matter. When it woke up again, it saw Chu Zheng again.

And not long after, it unexpectedly saw the gentle man it had been thinking of.

The briquette was so excited that it was about to cry, but it didn't know what he had experienced in the past few years, it had become so thin, so thin, it really wanted to hug him forever and cover him with its strong furry arms. Keep him out of the wind and rain, and let him always be by his side.

It was only later that the briquette found out that this gentle man was actually the boyfriend of its current little servant girl. The briquette felt that she was broken in love, and the person it loved was snatched away by this villain named Chu Zheng!

The briquette has been missing for a long time, but it is still happy, because this gentle man still likes it and loves it as before, he will hug and kiss him, he will coax him to sleep, and he will call him baby in a soft voice.

The briquette feels that it has depended on him for the rest of its life, and now it has a stupid servant and a gentle man by its side, and its feline life is complete~

The briquette thinks that the happiest thing in its life is probably meeting a man. It will always remember the worry in his eyes when he hugged him for the first time, the gentle voice when he coaxed himself to sleep, and his calling him baby .

Baby~ I am your baby meow...

The two of them and the cat had been out and about for half a year, and Chu Zheng and Liang Yulan finally wanted to go home.

The two of them drove the little jeep for nearly two days and arrived home facing the morning sun. They went into the room exhausted and took a shower without taking off their clothes. It was afternoon after sleeping.

As soon as Chu Zheng woke up, he saw the stupid cat got into the quilt again, sleeping with his little ears closed and looking ugly.

Chu Zheng grabbed it from Liang Yulan's arms, threw it to the corner of the bed, and lay down on his stomach.

Liang Yulan was crushed uncomfortably, and finally woke up with a whimper.As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Chu Zheng lying on his body, and kissed the corner of his lips, "When did you wake up?"

Chu Zheng kissed back, "Just woke up."

At this time, the silly cat also opened its eyes, and found that it was thrown to the foot of the bed again. It seemed that Chu Zheng did it!It jumped between the two angrily, and wanted to fight Chu Zheng with its chest out.

Liang Yulan looked at the stupid cat with a swollen face, and heard it growling incessantly, she knew that Chu Zheng must be bullying it again.He reached out and hugged it into his arms, lowered his head and kissed its small round forehead, "Baby, did you sleep well?"

Hearing Liang Yulan's voice, the coal ball softened immediately, rubbed his face into her cat's hug, and acted like a baby in Liang Yulan's arms.

Chu Zheng looked at this stupid cat with an idiot-like face, and stretched out his hand to pat its buttocks, "Balball, did you sleep well?"

The coal ball narrowed its eyes, and swung its fur tail back, "Meow~~"

Chu Zheng reached out and grabbed its fur tail, "Since you slept well, let's play while watching, I'll show you a face of affection!"

The coal ball puffed up, and fell into Liang Yulan's arms with a "smack", "Meow~" I don't want to go away~

【Shame Play】

After Chu Zheng and Liang Yulan have been together for several years, Liang Yulan still hasn't forgotten Chu Zheng's little chrysanthemum, and he wants this little chrysanthemum that he can't get even more.

This is called the more you can't reach it, the more you scratch your heart.

So Liang Yulan finally resorted to her trump card after failing to make any progress in force or outsmart.

Chu Zheng once said that he is easy to lose his mind, and once he loses his head, he is often manipulated by others and will not resist.Although this sounds very mysterious, but for the little chrysanthemum that he has coveted for a long time but can't get, he can give it a try.

And even if he failed, he wouldn't have much to lose except for being caught the last time.

Therefore, Liang Yulan conducted a thorough analysis of Chu Zheng's character, and made a detailed list of how to make him seductive and dizzy. Liang Yulan made up her mind to give Chu Zheng's mind a fatal blow. shock.

After Chu Zheng went out once, Liang Yulan took out the suit she had prepared earlier, and was going to make Chu Zheng lose his soul as soon as he entered the door.

It was already evening when Chu Zheng came back, and it was early spring, everyone said that the spring was cold, and the temperature outside was really not high.

Chu Zheng entered the door, carried a large box into the door and put it in the entrance.

The room didn't turn on the light, Chu Zheng was a little strange, did Liang Yulan go out?

He reached out to press the switch, and the moment the light came on, his little heart almost flew into the sky.

Liang Yulan was kneeling on the sofa with one leg, and raised the other leg to hang on the back of the sofa, her eyes were evil and seductive.

However, these were not the reasons why Chu Zheng was dumbfounded. Chu Zheng's throat rolled up and down, and he swallowed hard.Eyes are straight.

——Liang Yulan actually wore hairy ears on her head, and she wore only a pair of black trousers on her upper body and lower body.And there is a small bell hanging around his neck, with a charming posture and blurred eyes.

Liang Yulan looked at Chu Zheng's parched mouth, and thought that he had really lost his mind, and he had to work harder!

So Liang Yulan raised her lips, raised her eyebrows at Chu Zheng, and said "Meow~" in one voice.

Chu Zheng felt that the string of his reason seemed to be broken, and he flew forward frantically.

But before reaching the sofa, Liang Yulan turned over and ran away. Chu Zheng saw Liang Yulan's back at once. It turned out that there was a mystery hidden in the black panties, and behind it was a big furry tail, following Liang Yulan's body. The movement flicks and flicks.

Liang Yulan leaned over and picked up the red wine on the coffee table, "Honey, would you like a glass of wine?"

Chu Zheng nodded stupidly, "Okay."

Liang Yulan hooked her fingers towards Chu Zheng, "Then come here~"

Chu Zheng walked over panting, and reached out to take the red wine Liang Yulan handed over.

Liang Yulan watched as Chu Zheng took the red wine to his mouth, he wanted to drink it, he wanted to drink it, Chu Zheng wanted to drink it!Liang Yulan's eyes were full of excitement, he was finally going to pick chrysanthemums tonight!

Chu Zheng cast a wink at Liang Yulan, raised his head and poured the red wine into his mouth.

Just when Liang Yulan was about to run happily, Chu Zheng suddenly hugged him into his arms, grabbed Liang Yulan's hairy tail with one hand, and pressed the back of his neck with the other, and then his lips moved Pressing on Liang Yulan's lips, Chu Zheng knocked open his teeth with his tongue and poured all the red wine over.

Liang Yulan was stupefied, his eyes were wide open, and his expression refused to believe, "Chu Zheng...you!"

Chu Zheng picked him up, "Little Yulan, you are still young, learn from your brother."

So Chu Zheng's boyfriend Li Max carried Yulan'er on his shoulders, carried his dinner into the bedroom.

As expected, the room was full of chaos, Liang Yulan's eyes were blindfolded with shame and anger on his face, his soft fingers couldn't even be straightened.Chu Zheng smiled cheaply, reached out to touch Liang Yulan's small furry ears for a while, and flicked the little bell on his neck for a while, "Yulan, it turns out that you still have this hobby. I really like it as a husband. Reminds me of when you were a cat..."

Liang Yulan couldn't even open his eyes, he moaned in a low voice, and fell asleep angrily.

Chu Zheng didn't act in the dark as usual, he looked at the man disguised as a cat in his arms, and his heart softened.

Touching his cheek, "Sleep well, we will settle the score when you wake up."

Chu Zheng got up and went out, walked to the entrance and picked up the carved wooden box.

Chu Zheng opened the box, and inside were jades of different sizes and lengths.This is not because he has any special hobbies, but because he heard from Zheng Duo that some tasks must be done early and the body should be maintained as soon as possible.

Chu Zheng looked at Liang Yulan who was still in a coma, leaned over and kissed his light red lips, thinking that when he woke up, he would use this as a bargaining chip to force him to submit, although he knew Liang Yulan without even thinking about it. Yu Lan definitely wouldn't be able to use it even if she died, but it didn't matter, Chu Zheng reached out and touched Liang Yulan's face, and couldn't help but bowed his head and kissed. They had a lifetime, and he would let him agree.

Of course, they also have a lifetime to spend the rest of their lives happily and sexually.

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