Become a cat swollen? [Entertainment circle]
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! "What script to read, can the script be as good as me?
Chu Zheng circled his tail with the other hand, "Dad is going to film in a few days, so I can't take you there. You have fun at Dr. He's house."
Liang Yulan's eyes widened instantly, and she looked at him in disbelief, "Meow!" You actually want to abandon me?
Chu Zheng stretched out his hand and calmly put the script that had been bitten into several holes into his hand. He said it was too late or too soon, and quickly put Liang Yulan on the sofa, and fled into the small bedroom with a [-]-meter sprint. With a click, the lock was locked from the inside.
Liang Yulan was stunned for two seconds, and then "Meow ah ah ah!" Angrily ran to the door, scratching the door frantically with her paws, "Crack——" A sharp noise immediately rubbed the eardrum into a huge wave.Chu Zheng stood inside the door, covered his ears with one hand, and said earnestly, "Dad wants to read the script, why don't you go play with the ball of wool."
Liang Yulan: "Meow!" I don't want it!Hands raised and claws fell, there was another "click" that scratched the heart.Chu Zheng's heartbeat was almost one hundred and eight, and he had no choice but to open the door a little. Liang Yulan quickly stuffed his hairy claws in, and frantically grabbed Chu Zheng's trouser legs.After a while, the paws changed into ears, a mouth, big amber eyes...
Chu Zheng had no choice but to open the door, and Liang Yulan slammed in like a bullet and hugged his thigh, "Meow..." You don't love me anymore, so you can shut me out.Rubbed his face back and forth on his leg, raised his head and looked over pitifully, "Meow~"
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At nine o'clock in the morning, the waiting hall was in a mess, and the people who were stimulated by the delay all looked like pickles.Chu Zheng was arranged into a special waiting room, and Zhao Ming beside him was like a little maid, "Brother Zheng, do you want something to eat?"
Chu Zheng squinted his eyes and glanced at his watch, "I don't want to eat, let's wait a while." Chu Zheng was upset, and his mind was full of the last night when the stupid cat looked at him--the poor eyes were full of water, and tears were about to come out of his eyes.
Chu Zheng wanted to fly to Hengdian early in the morning, but he couldn't take Stupid Miao there, so he sent him to He Zhiyang's pet hospital overnight.He also followed this routine in filming before, and every time the coal ball was so happy and excited, he would waltz on the spot when he saw Xiaoying from He Zhiyang's family.But this time the situation was quite different. He Zhiyang reached out to take the black cat. As soon as Chu Zheng put the cat cage on the ground, Liang Yulan became angry. He slammed down the sword, and He Zhiyang saw that the healed chin instantly appeared again. Two bloodstains.
Taking advantage of He Zhiyang's daze, Liang Yulan jumped to the ground, hugged Chu Zheng's calf and didn't let go. She rubbed her head back and forth through the fabric, and let out a pitiful grunt.Chu Zheng's iron-blooded man's heart softened in an instant, and he stretched out his hand to hug Liang Yulan into his arms, and touched his fat face, "Balball, Dad has a job and can't take you there, how about staying at Dr. He's house for a few weeks?"
Liang Yulan remained silent and stuck her head into Chu Zheng's collar.
He Zhiyang had no choice but to resort to his trump card - to hug his Xiaoying out.Xiaoying is short and dolphin-colored, and his fur is bright and healthy. When he sees his former partner, he dances happily.
Chu Zheng said to Heimiao in his arms: "Look, the Queen is here, go down and play with him."
Liang Yulan's ears drooped, and she continued to stab into Chu Zheng's arms. Chu Zheng had no choice but to say, "Be good, Dad will pick you up soon."
Liang Yulan was so depressed that she couldn't get over it, thinking that she had to play with a stupid cat with an IQ lower than three years old by herself, it really beeped the dog.He also wants to go together, he will suffer from insomnia if he doesn't sleep next to Chu Zheng at night!
But the facts cannot be changed. Chu Zheng pulled Liang Yulan's head out of his collar and quickly handed him to He Zhiyang. Hold on tight and never let go.
Chu Zheng took a deep breath, raised his leg and walked out the door.
His figure was getting farther and farther away from the pet hospital, Liang Yulan's heart stopped beating several times, and finally when Chu Zheng was about to disappear, he let out a heart-piercing "--meow!"
When Chu Zheng thought of this scene, his heart ached. His briquettes, leaving him would be like dying.
Zhao Ming rubbed his master's shoulders and legs, and smiled flatteringly, "Brother, do you want to drink water?"
Chu Zheng waved his hand, staring at the ceiling with blank eyes, his mind was full of the little black furry figure.
The plane has been delayed for an hour and 15 minutes, Chu Zheng tilted his head and glanced at the man sitting beside him, "Do you want to eat chocolate?"
The man quickly turned his gaze around, shaking his head with a little panic, "Oh no, thank you."
Zhao Ming glanced at the man and muttered softly, "Who is the assistant after all?"
Seeing his unhappy face, Chu Zheng stretched out his hand and patted his forehead, "Stupid thing, do you want to eat?"
Zhao Ming pouted all the time, and said in a low voice, "I don't want to make Sister Wu swollen, I think one assistant is enough for me, and I have to find another one for you."
Is Zhao Ming jealous?Chu Zheng smiled helplessly, and stretched out the other leg, "Then let's beat this one."
Speaking of Zhao Ming, he has been Chu Zheng's assistant for five years, from the beginning of Chu Zheng's debut to the present, from the beginning to the end.
Zhao Ming and Chu Zheng are about the same age, one year younger than Chu Zheng, and he is a little stupid because he is not high in business, but he has a loyal heart towards Chu Zheng and has never had the intention of changing jobs.Yesterday Wu Min greeted Chu Zheng and said that he had arranged for another assistant for him. Before Chu Zheng could figure out the situation, the assistant fell from the sky.
The man was about 30 years old and had a burn scar on his cheek. Although he had plastic surgery, it was only a first-stage operation, and the scar had not been completely eliminated.If you don't look at the scars on his face, he is really handsome, with the toughness and sharpness of a man, but he is finished as soon as he speaks, his voice seems to be choked by smoke, hoarse and ugly.
Also, his name is Wei Qianli.
14.Meow
After flying for more than two hours, Chu Zheng was still a little confused. Zhao Ming handed him the slippers and shook his shoulder, "Brother, we're here."
Chu Zheng nodded, squinting his eyes and feigning sleep.Suddenly he grabbed Zhao Ming's wrist, Zhao Ming was startled, "Brother, are you swollen?"
Chu Zheng was weak, "Help me call He Zhiyang and ask how the briquettes are doing today. I'm worried about him."
Zhao Ming wordlessly pulled away the claws that were holding onto his wrist, "Didn't he often live apart from you, he's fine!"
Chu Zheng supported his head with one hand, "But this time it's different."
Uh... Chu Zheng couldn't say why it was different, but he had a premonition in the dark, and it was still a bad premonition.
He Zhiyang said before, "Cats are harder to understand than women. I suddenly fall in love with you one day, and then suddenly hate you one day. Just get used to it."
Chu Zheng blinked hard, bent down and put on the leather shoes, "Let's go."
The plane landed at the airport, and the fans who got the news early in the morning gathered together and waited for the idol to appear.Influenced by someone, Chu Zheng never went VIP. He believed that being an actor is just a profession, and the fans you have are your biggest backing in this profession.People say that the greatest love for a person is to live like him, so for Yu Chuzheng, he lives like someone without knowing it but secretly.Of course, if he now knows that someone is a briquette that he can't eat and swallow and can't sleep at night after thinking about it, he may not be able to bear it psychologically and cause his face to stiffen and behave strangely, but this is all for later.
Chu Zheng deliberately went to the bathroom to tidy up his appearance. Zhao Ming squatted down to tidy up his trousers. Chu Zheng couldn't get used to being served like this. He coughed twice and asked, "Where's Wei Qianli?"
Only then did Zhao Ming remember that there was such a person, and he raised his head, "If you don't make it, where did it go?"
Chu Zheng buttoned his sleeves, "Let's go."
But as soon as the two of them went out, they saw Wei Qianli at the door. He was standing by the wall on the phone, his voice was not loud but he could hear helplessness rather than anger, "Please don't bother me again, okay? died."
"I'm counting on you, can you? I've already died in that fire."
Zhao Ming turned to look at Chu Zheng, and Chu Zheng made a zip gesture around his mouth, signaling him not to speak.Wei Qianli hung up the phone, turned around and saw two people at the door, Chu Zheng smiled at him, "Let's go."
The three of them came out in big strides, and Chu Zheng had a guardian on one side, which made him even more handsome. He had broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs.The fans who picked up the plane couldn't control it in an instant, screaming and applauding, how could it be so loud.Chu Zheng waved at them and walked over to sign for a group photo.Zhao Ming looked at the crazy fans, turned his head and said to Wei Qianli proudly: "Brother Zheng is amazing, there are so many fans who like him!"
Wei Qianli nodded, "Excellent."
At this moment, a voice suddenly rose from the crowd of fans, full of peach blossoms, "Excuse me, are you Wei Qianli?"
Both Chu Zheng and Zhao Ming were taken aback, and Wei Qianli, the person involved, was even more suspicious, and he nodded at a loss.The girl screamed, "Oh my God! It's great to see you, can we have a photo together?"
Wei Qianli didn't speak, his eyes wandered between Chu Zheng and Zhao Ming, a little helpless.Chu Zheng came over, put his arms around his shoulders, leaned into his ear, and asked in a low voice, "Don't you want to take pictures?"
Wei Qianli paused, "No, it's not."
Chu Zheng nodded, and said to the girl holding the DSLR: "Let's go together." Then Chu Zheng stood to the left of Wei Qianli, his tall and straight body could just block the scar on Wei Qianli's face that was not scary but could not be ignored .Chu Zheng turned to look at Zhao Ming, "You are also here." Zhao Ming walked over with a silly smile and stood beside the girl.
There was a "click" followed by the word "eggplant", and there were four smiling faces in a photo, all showing their white teeth.
Chu Zheng said goodbye to the little fans, "There will be work in a while and I really have to leave, you go back and pay attention to safety."
The little fans all had heart-to-heart eyes, holding their hands to their chests, "Alright, alright, you should also pay attention to safety! Come on!"
Chu Zheng waved his hand, at this moment, a person suddenly jumped out from the crowd, and rushed towards Chu Zheng.Chu Zheng didn't expect that he, a strong man, would be attacked by a man one day. Just as he raised his hand to block, he heard a slap, Wei Qianli stepped forward, and punched him out with a palm.
(OO)! ! !
His speed and strength are all jaw-dropping. The boy who was slapped away covered his chest with one hand, pear blossoms raining, "I just want to kiss him."
A few girls in the crowd suddenly screamed, "Crazy! I just miss my relatives when I came up! We Chu Zheng are the ones you can kiss!!!"
"I just like him! I'm a fan!" The boy was waving and dancing, and Chu Zheng had already walked over from the crowd before he finished swaying. He said, "I can't let you kiss, but I can give you a kiss." You give me a hug."
After Chu Zheng hugged him, the boy was so excited that he could not let go of his hands and feet, "I, I... I never thought that you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, woah, woah, woah, woah!"
Chu Zheng patted him on the shoulder, "I have a job and really have to leave, don't scare me like that next time, bye."
In the eyes of everyone, Chu Zheng led the two "guards" out of the airport hall, and the fans followed him until he got into the car.The youth who had been hugged had red eye circles, and his lips trembled into waves, still reminiscing about it.A few girls piled together, "I said that there is nothing wrong with liking Chu Zheng, he has always been so warm! There is no airs at all! The person who beats Lu Mingchen on the Internet must not be him!"
"Even if it was him who hit Lu Mingchen, I still love him the same!"
"If it's true, it must be Lu Mingchen who should be beaten! How dare we provoke our Lord Zheng to cut his penis!"
At this time, the girls suddenly changed the topic, "Hey! I said where did you come from, why did you hug me when you came up?!"
The boy with red eyes unexpectedly turned on him in an instant, "I, I'm a fan, I love him!"
"Fendan! The male god actually hugged you! I'm so jealous!"
Chu Zheng got into the car, Wei Qianli sat in the co-pilot, and Zhao Ming drove.
Zhao Ming said: "Wei Qianli, I didn't expect you to move so fast?! It's the MAX of your boyfriend power!"
Wei Qianli blushed when he was told, "It's just a trick."
Chu Zheng in the back seat unbuttoned his clothes, "Were you an actor before?"
Are you an actor too?Actor... Wei Qianli's eyes tightened suddenly, a tin car passed by in his pupils, towering buildings flashed past, birds flying freely in the sky...Actor?
"Oh." A single syllable came out of the mouth, with the imprint of raw hoarseness and burning fire.
Chu Zheng meditated for a moment, "I said you looked familiar the first time I saw you, it was that..."
""Qing Ji"" Wei Qianli said, "It's just a bloody TV series." He lowered his head and smiled awkwardly.
Just as Chu Zheng was about to say something, the phone rang suddenly. He looked down and saw He Zhiyang, and his eyebrows twitched. He kissed the briquettes~ "Hello?"
No one spoke over there, only a few loud crackling noises.Suddenly, He Zhiyang's voice came, but it seemed to be shouting from afar, "Chu Zheng, your briquettes—!"
"Beep beep..." The phone was hung up.
Chu Zheng, who was still limp at first, straightened his body in an instant, spread his legs apart and put his hands on his knees, and sat upright for three seconds in a daze.Zhao Ming glanced at him in the rearview mirror. Just based on Chu Zheng's deceitful behavior, he knew that the call must be related to briquettes.Zhao Ming shook his head: Cat slaves are the most pitiful species in the world.
Chu Zheng dialed the phone back nervously, "Hello? He Zhiyang!"
At this time, He Zhiyang was exhausted, "Chu Zheng~"
What is this swollen sound like a soul-calling wave? !Chu Zheng took a deep breath, "What happened to the briquettes? Are you injured? Is it dangerous?!"
He Zhi raised his spirit like a gossamer, "Yes, I'm injured, it's very dangerous."
Chu Zheng's heart almost stopped beating, and his lips trembled slightly. The news was simply unbearable for his life.Chu Zheng squeezed his fingers together, "Didn't I entrust it to you?! How could it be dangerous?"
He Zhiyang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "It's not the briquettes that are in danger, but me..."
Chu Zheng: "Huh?"
Cough... the thing is like this, Liang Yulan who was placed in the pet hospital was not locked in a cage, because he is a frequent visitor here, and because of Chu Zheng's entrustment, He Zhiyang made him and Xiaoying short Queen happy play.Xiaoyingshuang fell in love with him so much that she couldn't help herself, rubbing and rubbing against Liang Yulan's body, kissing his mouth and playing with his tail.Liang Yulan broke out decisively, and slapped Xiaoying down like a shooting star, "whoosh" into the sky.
Liang Yulan was so angry that she didn't even eat her breakfast. She first quarreled with the barley dog in the cage, and then stretched out her paw to scratch the little hamster.In short, Liang Yulan tried his best to mess up He Zhiyang's pet hospital. He Zhiyang's old nerve almost broke. When he couldn't bear it, he finally called Chu Zheng. , "Your briquettes made a mess in my hospital, and I couldn't catch him jumping up and down...and he refused to eat. I don't need today's loss, but I beg Mr. Chu to take him home."
Chu Zheng calmed down after learning that the briquettes were not injured. He had selective amnesia and completely forgot the fact that Stupid Meow had messed up the hospital, and his mind was full of "don't eat!"
This is terrible, if you don't eat, you will have no nutrition, and if you don't have nutrition, you will be unhealthy!How can his briquettes be unhealthy? !
Chu Zheng pressed his forehead with one hand, "Where is he now?"
He Zhiyang was about to suffer from a nervous breakdown, "You're stretching on the cat tree, uh... well, do you think cats despise people?"
Chu Zheng: "What?"
He Zhiyang: "He stretched out a paw...is he trying to f-uck me?!"
Liang Yulan shook her hair, "Meow!"
He Zhiyang was in a mess.
In the afternoon, Chu Zhan was ordered in danger, and was forced by his brother to pick up the coal balls and go home.As soon as the door of the pet hospital was opened, he saw the black cat sitting gracefully on the top of the chandelier. Liang Yulan licked his paw leisurely, "Meow!" Xiao Zhan Zhan!
Chu Zhan nodded and bowed to pay the loss, and He Zhiyang collapsed in the chair, looking as if he was about to die.
Chu Zhan said, "Doctor He... what's wrong with you?"
He Zhiyang rolled his huge eyes, "The coal ball jumped off the shelf and hit me."
Chu Zhan: "You smashed a cat like this? How high did he jump?"
He Zhiyang lowered his head, like a deflated rubber ball, "It's a shelf that hit me!"
The corner of Chu Zhan's mouth twitched, "Hehehehe...I'm sorry."
Then Chu Zhan went through a process comparable to the long march, before finally luring Liang Yulan into the cat cage.The process was so difficult that Chu Zhan made six long-distance calls to his brother.After all kinds of moves were exhausted but still ineffective, Chu Zheng's voice came from the outside: "Qiaoqiu, can you go back to the dormitory with your brother?"
Liang Yulan wagged her tail on the dangling chandelier, "Meow!" No way!
Chu Zheng sighed, "Then I will ask Chu Zhan to send me here this afternoon, okay?"
At this moment, Liang Yulan's big amber eyes moved, her neck straightened, "Meow?" Really?
Chu Zheng: "Absolutely true! I never lied to you!"
Then a black shadow jumped down from the chandelier and automatically got into the cat cage. Liang Yulan stretched out her head and blinked, "Meow~" Let's go. (o^^o)
He Zhiyang: "...he has become a genius."
15.Meow
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Hengdian.
After Chu Zheng finished trying on makeup, he was removing it. The makeup artist's slender fingers gently massaged his face to remove the slightly exaggerated heavy makeup on his eyes and face.Chu Zheng closed his eyes and looked like a god, but in fact he was already in a state of mind.Not long after, he finally couldn't help opening his eyes, pointing at his black face that looked like he had picked out trash, "Just wash it off, right?"
Chu Zheng interrupted suddenly, the make-up artist couldn't react in time, and it took two seconds before he let out a blunt "hmm".The "hmm" sounded like an amnesty, Chu Zheng pulled away the claws that were still rubbing his face in a hurry, and ran towards the bathroom.
Seeing Chu Zheng rushing to reincarnate, Wei Qianli was somewhat surprised, but Zhao Ming was not surprised. He shook his head like a little eunuch and said in a strange tone, "Brother Zheng~ I have been a big man for more than [-] years, and I have never bowed my knees. Once you meet him, you will become a slave!" Zhao Minglan stretched out his fingers and shook his head, "I really hate that iron can't be made into steel~" The ending here dragged on for three seconds.
Wei Qianli looked puzzled, with puzzled eyes.Zhao Ming pouted at him, and raised his hand to cover his mouth, "Brother Zheng's little wife is here, let's go."
So, the two assistants stood at the door ready to go, and bumped into the man whose hair was still dripping from the bathroom.Seeing the person, Zhao Ming hurriedly bent down, and was meticulous at a 45-degree angle, "Your Majesty, the servants have already prepared their chariots and horses and are waiting for you to drive."
Chu Zheng: "..."
Wei Qianli said awkwardly: "Well, it's ready."
Chu Zhan arrived at the hotel early in the morning, with such a hot potato in his hand, he would rather come early than late.
As soon as Chu Zheng thought of the stupid meow, he would return home like an arrow, and sitting in the back seat of the car without talking caused infinite pressure.Zhao Ming's hands trembled, and his eyes glanced at the rearview mirror from time to time.
The car finally stopped at the entrance of the hotel. Chu Zheng seemed to be unintentionally tidying up his cuffs. Zhao Ming pouted, "There's no need to tidy it up. It's going to be messed up anyway. It's a mess~"
Chu Zheng stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, "Then I'll go first, remember to bring the things up later." After finishing speaking, he got out of the car, Zhao Ming turned his head to see him go away, his neck stretched like ramen, he suddenly turned to Wei Qianli asked without beginning or end: "Have you ever had a pet? Dogs, cats, etc."
Wei Qianli paused, thinking of the fat rabbit named Dabai Mantou, nodded, "I used to raise a rabbit."
Zhao Ming said: "Rabbit, do you consider him your son?"
Wei Qianli: "...Huh?"
Chu Zheng entered the elevator with a calm face, but he couldn't control his joy as soon as he stepped on the carpet on the floor.He grinned from the corner of his mouth to the base of his ears, looking like an idiot.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Who—"
"Your brother and me!" roared full of anger.
"Don't you have a room card?!" The door opened with a click, and a cat's head poked out impatiently, its eyes rolled around nimbly, and it jumped into Chu Zheng's arms with a snap.
"Meow!" I knew you wanted to kill me lol, seeing each other every day is like several autumns, why did you come back now? I was so anxious to wait!Liang Yulan hugged Chu Zheng's head tightly with her hairy arms, and kissed him dozens of times.
Chu Zhan: "..." You can't be so affectionate!
The stupid cat stuck his belly to Chu Zheng's face, respecting his integrity.Chu Zheng supported his fat butt and closed the door with his backhand. "Hey baby, you are lying on daddy's face, daddy can't breathe."
Liang Yulan let out a "meow" and came down from Chu Zheng's face obediently. Chu Zheng lowered his head and kissed Stupid Meow's little nose, and Stupid Meow immediately kissed him back. One cat and one person chirped and chirped to kill single dogs.Chu Zhan clenched his fists angrily, "Are you two finished yet!!"
Chu Zheng turned his head and smiled back at Chu Zhan. This smile really melted away his coquettishness, "You are jealous!"
Jealousy... Chu Zhan became angry, "You still want to say such an obvious thing?! Be kind."
Chu Zheng raised his eyebrows, "If I hadn't been kind, you would have been disabled long ago."
Chu Zhan has never been his brother's opponent in terms of combat effectiveness. According to him, his brother is too violent.Chu Zhan clasped his arms around his chest, curled his lips contemptuously, "Actually, there's nothing to be jealous of, isn't it just a cat, and tomorrow I'll bring one back from the garbage dump!"
Chu Zheng walked to the sofa and sat down, and put Liang Yulan on his lap, "Come on, stretch out your claws."
Liang Yulan stretched out her left paw.
Chu Zheng shook his finger, "The one on the right." Liang Yulan moved his ears and stretched out his right paw in cooperation. Chu Zheng held the little furry paw in the palm of his hand, and poked his little pad with his backhand, proudly Looking at Chu Zhan, "Hey, there are cats all over the world, but how many of them are as cute as me, obedient and cute as me?"
Tsk... This arrogant face fully expresses the cat slave's enthusiasm for his master.Chu Zhan glanced at his brother with contempt on his face, "Which street do you see is full of cats?!"
"..."
The authority was provoked, saying it was too late or too soon, Chu Zheng bent over to take off his leather shoes, and flew towards Chu Zhan's PIA.The leather shoes drew a beautiful parabola in the air, and hit the wall with a "snap".
Chu Zhan dodged quickly, and winked at his brother, "It's nothing more than a trick, and you still want to hit me?!"
Then Chu Zheng bent down and took off the other shoe...
Chu Zheng didn't see Stupid Meow for dozens of hours, and he was already in a bad mood. Now that he finally sees him again, his whole body exudes the "I'm happy, I'm happy" hormone. As long as Chu Zheng faces Liang Yulan, he will definitely be fine. Promising in the end, whether it is a human or a cat.
Like now-
Chu Zheng rubbed the stupid cat's fat face, feeling distressed, "Why haven't you eaten these days, you've lost weight."
Chu Zhan: "His face is so big, how can you tell that he is thin?"
Chu Zheng ignored the noise nearby, and continued to feel distressed, "Qiaoqiu, what should Dad do if he has no time for filming?"
Liang Yulan rubbed her head against his palm, "Meow~"
Chu Zheng scratched his neck, Liang Yulan purred comfortably, and the whole cat was brimming with stupid happiness.Chu Zheng hugged him into his arms and kissed him deeply, "How can you be so cute?! Did you grow up eating cute?
Chu Zhan glared at him, "Of course he grew up eating cat food."
Chu Zheng decided to smash his belt.
Just as the belt opened with a "click" sound and Chu Zhan was about to run away, the doorbell rang unexpectedly. Chu Zheng fastened his belt, stupidly climbed onto his shoulders, and walked to open the door one by one.
Outside the door was Wei Qianli, carrying big and small bags and standing like a tree that had been ravaged by wind and rain since childhood until it couldn't straighten its waist.Seeing Chu Zheng coming out, "Mr. Chu, your things..."
The stupid meow on Chu Zheng's shoulder was still rubbing his head against his head, trying to deepen his own taste on Chu's little servant, so as to completely occupy from the skin to the coat.
Chu Zheng nodded and helped put the bag in the door.
At this time Chu Zhan stretched his neck over, "Who's here?" He smiled innocently, his young and handsome face was full of sunshine.
Wei Qianli looked at the person in front of him, Zhao Ming's words flashed through his mind, this is Chu Zheng's little, little...wife?
Chu Zhan put his head against his brother's face, and Chu Zheng slapped him away with a disgusting palm.
Chu Zhan put his bitter face on it again, and the corner of his mouth pulled down, "You can shoot me if you are swollen, you don't love me anymore!"
Liang Yulan, who was still licking her paw on Chu Zheng's shoulder, flew towards Chu Zhanye, "Meow!" Go away!
Chu Zhan: "—Ah!"
Wei Qianli's eyes wandered back and forth between Chu Zheng, Chu Zhan and Meow many times, and suddenly he was sweating coldly, and his mind was racing - what a harmonious family of three.
16.Meow
In the early morning, Chu Zhan woke up earlier than a chicken, practicing juggling in his room with an excited face.The sun came in through the open window and shone on his ass, forming a bright buttocks.
Chu Zheng and Liang Yulan were still sleeping, and Stupid Meow was curled up on Chu Zheng Chiguo's chest, breathing steadily and his belly rising and falling, sleeping completely unaware of the past and the past.If it weren't for the physical limitations, Liang Yulan would have given Chu Zheng a happy health care horse. Although the chrysanthemum damage is a very detrimental thing to a man's dignity, he couldn't bear his enthusiasm for the male body and was about to burst It's become a monkey.Although Liang Yulan also admits that he is a little dirty, he absolutely must be dirty to a certain standard and grade.As a result, holding the beautiful man in her arms but being unable to do anything, Liang Yulan was depressed, so she could only touch Chu Zheng's chest secretly a few times in frustration, and then continued her flattering and unscrupulous lust against his skin.
"Bang bang bang" in the quiet air, there were a few knocks on the door, "The sun is drying your ass! Wake up!" Outside the door, Chu Zhan scratched his head and posed, pinching his waist with one hand in an imposing manner.
After a long time, what responded to him was a loud "bang", Chu Zheng threw a pillow on the door panel, the pillow fell against the door panel, and lay on the ground like a "dead corpse".
Liang Yulan was woken up, she shook her hair and raised her head in Chu Zheng's arms, rubbing her eyes with her little black claws, "Meow?"
Five seconds later, Chu Zheng was finally enraged by the continuous knocking on the door. He ran barefoot to the door like a madman, pulled the door open and pulled Changbaishan into a roar: "You are sick!"
Chu Zheng was wearing a pair of white boxer underwear. His long legs were straight, thin and powerful, and he could kick through a piece of glass with one kick.At this moment, he was gaining momentum, planning to find a good angle to kick his brother out of the blue star.
Chu Zhan completely ignored his brother's gloomy gaze, and poked his abdominal muscles with a smile, "Oh, I'm sure~ Hurry up and get dressed, I'm starving to death!"
"You can't eat by yourself?!"
Chu Zhan waved his head and shrugged, "That's so lonely."
Chu Zheng scratched the air angrily with his fingers, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, he picked up the pillow on the ground and threw it at Chu Zhan.
Chu Zhan: "Ah!" He shrank to a corner and drew a circle, with a look of grief and indignation: My brother is a villain!
Chu Zheng got dressed and led his mentally handicapped brother to have breakfast. Cats were not allowed in the restaurant, so Liang Yulan had to stay in the suite aggrieved.After more than ten minutes, the door finally opened again from the outside, but the person who came in was not Chu Zheng, who would feel uncomfortable if he couldn't see him for a second. Wei Qianli came in with a food box.
He was somewhat cautious, walked to the living room to put down the food, bent down and started looking for the cat like a radar, "Ball? Where are you?"
Liang Yulan's ears twitched, and she felt that she was not familiar with someone, so she tucked into the corner even more.Suddenly a warm hand touched his back, Liang Yulan turned her head furiously, her mouth opened wide, revealing her fangs.Wei Qianli smiled gently, "Come out and eat."
Stupid Meow shook off Wei Qianli's hand with his tail, and disappeared with a whoosh.
Wei Qianli: "..."
Liang Yulan has become extremely alert since he became a cat. Except for Chu Zheng, he will not eat anything that is fed to him.Liang Yulan wasn't afraid of being poisoned, he just simply didn't eat it, and his meaning was clear - he only looked for one servant girl, that is Chu Zheng, and Chu Zheng must treat him well without any conditions or reservations!For this, Chu Zheng never tires of it, this fucking is simply a sweet burden.
Chu Zheng led his silly younger brother back, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Wei Qianli standing in the room at a loss.
Chu Zheng asked: "What's wrong?"
Wei Qianli glanced at Chu Zheng and then at Chu Zhan, thinking that these two people really look like husband and wife, and they look alike in handsomeness.He looked down at the food box in his hand, "When the briquettes saw me coming, they ran away."
As expected, Chu Zheng pressed his temples with a headache, "Balball, Dad is back, come out."
Liang Yulan poked out that round black head from the gap in the sofa, grabbed the sofa with two small paws, "Meow!" I'm here.
Chu Zheng walked over to hug him, Liang Yulan twisted her body and rubbed Chu's little servant's chin, Chu Zheng had no choice but to pass his chin over as he wanted, and pushed his hairy head, "Qiaoqiu, dad? I'm busy with work, can I hand you over to Wei Qianli to take care of you?"
Liang Yulan shook her head frantically, grabbed Chu Zheng's sleeve with her paws, and said with aggrieved expression, "Meow!" I don't want him.
Wei Qianli: "He is so smart, he can understand human speech."
Chu Zheng sighed, touched his little meat pad, "Then what should I do, do you have to follow me to the set?"
Liang Yulan nodded, "Meow!" Don't even think about leaving me behind!
Chu Zheng had an abnormal headache, "But who will take care of you..."
Liang Yulan stretched out her head and rubbed against Chu Zheng's chest, rubbing back and forth on the slightly convex place, "Meow~~" Take me there!
In ROUND-N, Chu Zheng was defeated without any suspense.So nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are cute enough.Chu Zheng happily took the food box from Wei Qianli's hand, sat on the sofa and fed Stupid Meow.
Chu Zhan was simply resentful. Have you ever seen anyone who raises cats and feeds them with chopsticks?Still picked out the fishbone? !Chu Zhan coughed twice, "Just put the plate on the table, it's not like he doesn't know how to eat."
Chu Zheng turned a deaf ear and looked at Liang Yulan as if looking at his own child, with gentle eyes.It is very unlikely that he will have children in his life, and Liang Yulan has to be blamed. Although he is so outstanding now that he can't straighten up, the big reason is that he is born gay, but if there is no trigger/cable like Liang Yulan He wouldn't be so hurt.So Chu Zheng poured all his love into Stupid Meow now, without reservation.
Chu Zhan's helplessness is really hard to express in words, he pulled Wei Qianli who was still in a daze, "Chu Zheng is crazy, come and chat with us."
Wei Qianli looked at Chu Zhan and swallowed his saliva, wondering if this is a rivalry between lovers, no wonder Zhao Ming hid so fast, it's better to protect yourself in the harem battle.
In the afternoon, Chu Zheng led Liang Yulan to the set. Chu Zheng specially put on a leather collar with his name written on it for him. Stupid Miao was very anxious about it.Liang Yulan thought to herself, Chu Zheng is really a man with a strong desire for control, so I'll give you a chance.Isn't it named after you as your cat, meow!
Therefore, Liang Yulan stood proudly on Chu Zheng's head like a holy beast, motionless and dignified, the same as King's Landing.Chu Zheng was already eye-catching, but this time he instantly became the focus of attention, even overshadowing the male number one Ouyang Kun.
The little girls surrounded Chu Zheng, and the stupid cat on Chu Zheng's head was the heart of a flower, unintentionally emitting all kinds of cute pheromones.
"Ouch, is this your baby? It's so cute."
"Look at his eyes, they are so beautiful in color, they are golden when the sun shines on them."
The staff at the venue released their hearts one after another. In addition to their true love for the cat, part of it was a compliment to Chu Zheng.Liang Yulan has a lot of experience in the world. Although he didn't stir up waves in the entertainment industry back then, whoever thought he could see through it with a single glance, so that little head was almost as high as the sky, and the contempt was beyond words.Hum, meow!
Chu Zheng smiled and hugged the arrogant stupid meow again, "
Chu Zheng circled his tail with the other hand, "Dad is going to film in a few days, so I can't take you there. You have fun at Dr. He's house."
Liang Yulan's eyes widened instantly, and she looked at him in disbelief, "Meow!" You actually want to abandon me?
Chu Zheng stretched out his hand and calmly put the script that had been bitten into several holes into his hand. He said it was too late or too soon, and quickly put Liang Yulan on the sofa, and fled into the small bedroom with a [-]-meter sprint. With a click, the lock was locked from the inside.
Liang Yulan was stunned for two seconds, and then "Meow ah ah ah!" Angrily ran to the door, scratching the door frantically with her paws, "Crack——" A sharp noise immediately rubbed the eardrum into a huge wave.Chu Zheng stood inside the door, covered his ears with one hand, and said earnestly, "Dad wants to read the script, why don't you go play with the ball of wool."
Liang Yulan: "Meow!" I don't want it!Hands raised and claws fell, there was another "click" that scratched the heart.Chu Zheng's heartbeat was almost one hundred and eight, and he had no choice but to open the door a little. Liang Yulan quickly stuffed his hairy claws in, and frantically grabbed Chu Zheng's trouser legs.After a while, the paws changed into ears, a mouth, big amber eyes...
Chu Zheng had no choice but to open the door, and Liang Yulan slammed in like a bullet and hugged his thigh, "Meow..." You don't love me anymore, so you can shut me out.Rubbed his face back and forth on his leg, raised his head and looked over pitifully, "Meow~"
***
At nine o'clock in the morning, the waiting hall was in a mess, and the people who were stimulated by the delay all looked like pickles.Chu Zheng was arranged into a special waiting room, and Zhao Ming beside him was like a little maid, "Brother Zheng, do you want something to eat?"
Chu Zheng squinted his eyes and glanced at his watch, "I don't want to eat, let's wait a while." Chu Zheng was upset, and his mind was full of the last night when the stupid cat looked at him--the poor eyes were full of water, and tears were about to come out of his eyes.
Chu Zheng wanted to fly to Hengdian early in the morning, but he couldn't take Stupid Miao there, so he sent him to He Zhiyang's pet hospital overnight.He also followed this routine in filming before, and every time the coal ball was so happy and excited, he would waltz on the spot when he saw Xiaoying from He Zhiyang's family.But this time the situation was quite different. He Zhiyang reached out to take the black cat. As soon as Chu Zheng put the cat cage on the ground, Liang Yulan became angry. He slammed down the sword, and He Zhiyang saw that the healed chin instantly appeared again. Two bloodstains.
Taking advantage of He Zhiyang's daze, Liang Yulan jumped to the ground, hugged Chu Zheng's calf and didn't let go. She rubbed her head back and forth through the fabric, and let out a pitiful grunt.Chu Zheng's iron-blooded man's heart softened in an instant, and he stretched out his hand to hug Liang Yulan into his arms, and touched his fat face, "Balball, Dad has a job and can't take you there, how about staying at Dr. He's house for a few weeks?"
Liang Yulan remained silent and stuck her head into Chu Zheng's collar.
He Zhiyang had no choice but to resort to his trump card - to hug his Xiaoying out.Xiaoying is short and dolphin-colored, and his fur is bright and healthy. When he sees his former partner, he dances happily.
Chu Zheng said to Heimiao in his arms: "Look, the Queen is here, go down and play with him."
Liang Yulan's ears drooped, and she continued to stab into Chu Zheng's arms. Chu Zheng had no choice but to say, "Be good, Dad will pick you up soon."
Liang Yulan was so depressed that she couldn't get over it, thinking that she had to play with a stupid cat with an IQ lower than three years old by herself, it really beeped the dog.He also wants to go together, he will suffer from insomnia if he doesn't sleep next to Chu Zheng at night!
But the facts cannot be changed. Chu Zheng pulled Liang Yulan's head out of his collar and quickly handed him to He Zhiyang. Hold on tight and never let go.
Chu Zheng took a deep breath, raised his leg and walked out the door.
His figure was getting farther and farther away from the pet hospital, Liang Yulan's heart stopped beating several times, and finally when Chu Zheng was about to disappear, he let out a heart-piercing "--meow!"
When Chu Zheng thought of this scene, his heart ached. His briquettes, leaving him would be like dying.
Zhao Ming rubbed his master's shoulders and legs, and smiled flatteringly, "Brother, do you want to drink water?"
Chu Zheng waved his hand, staring at the ceiling with blank eyes, his mind was full of the little black furry figure.
The plane has been delayed for an hour and 15 minutes, Chu Zheng tilted his head and glanced at the man sitting beside him, "Do you want to eat chocolate?"
The man quickly turned his gaze around, shaking his head with a little panic, "Oh no, thank you."
Zhao Ming glanced at the man and muttered softly, "Who is the assistant after all?"
Seeing his unhappy face, Chu Zheng stretched out his hand and patted his forehead, "Stupid thing, do you want to eat?"
Zhao Ming pouted all the time, and said in a low voice, "I don't want to make Sister Wu swollen, I think one assistant is enough for me, and I have to find another one for you."
Is Zhao Ming jealous?Chu Zheng smiled helplessly, and stretched out the other leg, "Then let's beat this one."
Speaking of Zhao Ming, he has been Chu Zheng's assistant for five years, from the beginning of Chu Zheng's debut to the present, from the beginning to the end.
Zhao Ming and Chu Zheng are about the same age, one year younger than Chu Zheng, and he is a little stupid because he is not high in business, but he has a loyal heart towards Chu Zheng and has never had the intention of changing jobs.Yesterday Wu Min greeted Chu Zheng and said that he had arranged for another assistant for him. Before Chu Zheng could figure out the situation, the assistant fell from the sky.
The man was about 30 years old and had a burn scar on his cheek. Although he had plastic surgery, it was only a first-stage operation, and the scar had not been completely eliminated.If you don't look at the scars on his face, he is really handsome, with the toughness and sharpness of a man, but he is finished as soon as he speaks, his voice seems to be choked by smoke, hoarse and ugly.
Also, his name is Wei Qianli.
14.Meow
After flying for more than two hours, Chu Zheng was still a little confused. Zhao Ming handed him the slippers and shook his shoulder, "Brother, we're here."
Chu Zheng nodded, squinting his eyes and feigning sleep.Suddenly he grabbed Zhao Ming's wrist, Zhao Ming was startled, "Brother, are you swollen?"
Chu Zheng was weak, "Help me call He Zhiyang and ask how the briquettes are doing today. I'm worried about him."
Zhao Ming wordlessly pulled away the claws that were holding onto his wrist, "Didn't he often live apart from you, he's fine!"
Chu Zheng supported his head with one hand, "But this time it's different."
Uh... Chu Zheng couldn't say why it was different, but he had a premonition in the dark, and it was still a bad premonition.
He Zhiyang said before, "Cats are harder to understand than women. I suddenly fall in love with you one day, and then suddenly hate you one day. Just get used to it."
Chu Zheng blinked hard, bent down and put on the leather shoes, "Let's go."
The plane landed at the airport, and the fans who got the news early in the morning gathered together and waited for the idol to appear.Influenced by someone, Chu Zheng never went VIP. He believed that being an actor is just a profession, and the fans you have are your biggest backing in this profession.People say that the greatest love for a person is to live like him, so for Yu Chuzheng, he lives like someone without knowing it but secretly.Of course, if he now knows that someone is a briquette that he can't eat and swallow and can't sleep at night after thinking about it, he may not be able to bear it psychologically and cause his face to stiffen and behave strangely, but this is all for later.
Chu Zheng deliberately went to the bathroom to tidy up his appearance. Zhao Ming squatted down to tidy up his trousers. Chu Zheng couldn't get used to being served like this. He coughed twice and asked, "Where's Wei Qianli?"
Only then did Zhao Ming remember that there was such a person, and he raised his head, "If you don't make it, where did it go?"
Chu Zheng buttoned his sleeves, "Let's go."
But as soon as the two of them went out, they saw Wei Qianli at the door. He was standing by the wall on the phone, his voice was not loud but he could hear helplessness rather than anger, "Please don't bother me again, okay? died."
"I'm counting on you, can you? I've already died in that fire."
Zhao Ming turned to look at Chu Zheng, and Chu Zheng made a zip gesture around his mouth, signaling him not to speak.Wei Qianli hung up the phone, turned around and saw two people at the door, Chu Zheng smiled at him, "Let's go."
The three of them came out in big strides, and Chu Zheng had a guardian on one side, which made him even more handsome. He had broad shoulders, narrow waist and long legs.The fans who picked up the plane couldn't control it in an instant, screaming and applauding, how could it be so loud.Chu Zheng waved at them and walked over to sign for a group photo.Zhao Ming looked at the crazy fans, turned his head and said to Wei Qianli proudly: "Brother Zheng is amazing, there are so many fans who like him!"
Wei Qianli nodded, "Excellent."
At this moment, a voice suddenly rose from the crowd of fans, full of peach blossoms, "Excuse me, are you Wei Qianli?"
Both Chu Zheng and Zhao Ming were taken aback, and Wei Qianli, the person involved, was even more suspicious, and he nodded at a loss.The girl screamed, "Oh my God! It's great to see you, can we have a photo together?"
Wei Qianli didn't speak, his eyes wandered between Chu Zheng and Zhao Ming, a little helpless.Chu Zheng came over, put his arms around his shoulders, leaned into his ear, and asked in a low voice, "Don't you want to take pictures?"
Wei Qianli paused, "No, it's not."
Chu Zheng nodded, and said to the girl holding the DSLR: "Let's go together." Then Chu Zheng stood to the left of Wei Qianli, his tall and straight body could just block the scar on Wei Qianli's face that was not scary but could not be ignored .Chu Zheng turned to look at Zhao Ming, "You are also here." Zhao Ming walked over with a silly smile and stood beside the girl.
There was a "click" followed by the word "eggplant", and there were four smiling faces in a photo, all showing their white teeth.
Chu Zheng said goodbye to the little fans, "There will be work in a while and I really have to leave, you go back and pay attention to safety."
The little fans all had heart-to-heart eyes, holding their hands to their chests, "Alright, alright, you should also pay attention to safety! Come on!"
Chu Zheng waved his hand, at this moment, a person suddenly jumped out from the crowd, and rushed towards Chu Zheng.Chu Zheng didn't expect that he, a strong man, would be attacked by a man one day. Just as he raised his hand to block, he heard a slap, Wei Qianli stepped forward, and punched him out with a palm.
(OO)! ! !
His speed and strength are all jaw-dropping. The boy who was slapped away covered his chest with one hand, pear blossoms raining, "I just want to kiss him."
A few girls in the crowd suddenly screamed, "Crazy! I just miss my relatives when I came up! We Chu Zheng are the ones you can kiss!!!"
"I just like him! I'm a fan!" The boy was waving and dancing, and Chu Zheng had already walked over from the crowd before he finished swaying. He said, "I can't let you kiss, but I can give you a kiss." You give me a hug."
After Chu Zheng hugged him, the boy was so excited that he could not let go of his hands and feet, "I, I... I never thought that you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, woah, woah, woah, woah!"
Chu Zheng patted him on the shoulder, "I have a job and really have to leave, don't scare me like that next time, bye."
In the eyes of everyone, Chu Zheng led the two "guards" out of the airport hall, and the fans followed him until he got into the car.The youth who had been hugged had red eye circles, and his lips trembled into waves, still reminiscing about it.A few girls piled together, "I said that there is nothing wrong with liking Chu Zheng, he has always been so warm! There is no airs at all! The person who beats Lu Mingchen on the Internet must not be him!"
"Even if it was him who hit Lu Mingchen, I still love him the same!"
"If it's true, it must be Lu Mingchen who should be beaten! How dare we provoke our Lord Zheng to cut his penis!"
At this time, the girls suddenly changed the topic, "Hey! I said where did you come from, why did you hug me when you came up?!"
The boy with red eyes unexpectedly turned on him in an instant, "I, I'm a fan, I love him!"
"Fendan! The male god actually hugged you! I'm so jealous!"
Chu Zheng got into the car, Wei Qianli sat in the co-pilot, and Zhao Ming drove.
Zhao Ming said: "Wei Qianli, I didn't expect you to move so fast?! It's the MAX of your boyfriend power!"
Wei Qianli blushed when he was told, "It's just a trick."
Chu Zheng in the back seat unbuttoned his clothes, "Were you an actor before?"
Are you an actor too?Actor... Wei Qianli's eyes tightened suddenly, a tin car passed by in his pupils, towering buildings flashed past, birds flying freely in the sky...Actor?
"Oh." A single syllable came out of the mouth, with the imprint of raw hoarseness and burning fire.
Chu Zheng meditated for a moment, "I said you looked familiar the first time I saw you, it was that..."
""Qing Ji"" Wei Qianli said, "It's just a bloody TV series." He lowered his head and smiled awkwardly.
Just as Chu Zheng was about to say something, the phone rang suddenly. He looked down and saw He Zhiyang, and his eyebrows twitched. He kissed the briquettes~ "Hello?"
No one spoke over there, only a few loud crackling noises.Suddenly, He Zhiyang's voice came, but it seemed to be shouting from afar, "Chu Zheng, your briquettes—!"
"Beep beep..." The phone was hung up.
Chu Zheng, who was still limp at first, straightened his body in an instant, spread his legs apart and put his hands on his knees, and sat upright for three seconds in a daze.Zhao Ming glanced at him in the rearview mirror. Just based on Chu Zheng's deceitful behavior, he knew that the call must be related to briquettes.Zhao Ming shook his head: Cat slaves are the most pitiful species in the world.
Chu Zheng dialed the phone back nervously, "Hello? He Zhiyang!"
At this time, He Zhiyang was exhausted, "Chu Zheng~"
What is this swollen sound like a soul-calling wave? !Chu Zheng took a deep breath, "What happened to the briquettes? Are you injured? Is it dangerous?!"
He Zhi raised his spirit like a gossamer, "Yes, I'm injured, it's very dangerous."
Chu Zheng's heart almost stopped beating, and his lips trembled slightly. The news was simply unbearable for his life.Chu Zheng squeezed his fingers together, "Didn't I entrust it to you?! How could it be dangerous?"
He Zhiyang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "It's not the briquettes that are in danger, but me..."
Chu Zheng: "Huh?"
Cough... the thing is like this, Liang Yulan who was placed in the pet hospital was not locked in a cage, because he is a frequent visitor here, and because of Chu Zheng's entrustment, He Zhiyang made him and Xiaoying short Queen happy play.Xiaoyingshuang fell in love with him so much that she couldn't help herself, rubbing and rubbing against Liang Yulan's body, kissing his mouth and playing with his tail.Liang Yulan broke out decisively, and slapped Xiaoying down like a shooting star, "whoosh" into the sky.
Liang Yulan was so angry that she didn't even eat her breakfast. She first quarreled with the barley dog in the cage, and then stretched out her paw to scratch the little hamster.In short, Liang Yulan tried his best to mess up He Zhiyang's pet hospital. He Zhiyang's old nerve almost broke. When he couldn't bear it, he finally called Chu Zheng. , "Your briquettes made a mess in my hospital, and I couldn't catch him jumping up and down...and he refused to eat. I don't need today's loss, but I beg Mr. Chu to take him home."
Chu Zheng calmed down after learning that the briquettes were not injured. He had selective amnesia and completely forgot the fact that Stupid Meow had messed up the hospital, and his mind was full of "don't eat!"
This is terrible, if you don't eat, you will have no nutrition, and if you don't have nutrition, you will be unhealthy!How can his briquettes be unhealthy? !
Chu Zheng pressed his forehead with one hand, "Where is he now?"
He Zhiyang was about to suffer from a nervous breakdown, "You're stretching on the cat tree, uh... well, do you think cats despise people?"
Chu Zheng: "What?"
He Zhiyang: "He stretched out a paw...is he trying to f-uck me?!"
Liang Yulan shook her hair, "Meow!"
He Zhiyang was in a mess.
In the afternoon, Chu Zhan was ordered in danger, and was forced by his brother to pick up the coal balls and go home.As soon as the door of the pet hospital was opened, he saw the black cat sitting gracefully on the top of the chandelier. Liang Yulan licked his paw leisurely, "Meow!" Xiao Zhan Zhan!
Chu Zhan nodded and bowed to pay the loss, and He Zhiyang collapsed in the chair, looking as if he was about to die.
Chu Zhan said, "Doctor He... what's wrong with you?"
He Zhiyang rolled his huge eyes, "The coal ball jumped off the shelf and hit me."
Chu Zhan: "You smashed a cat like this? How high did he jump?"
He Zhiyang lowered his head, like a deflated rubber ball, "It's a shelf that hit me!"
The corner of Chu Zhan's mouth twitched, "Hehehehe...I'm sorry."
Then Chu Zhan went through a process comparable to the long march, before finally luring Liang Yulan into the cat cage.The process was so difficult that Chu Zhan made six long-distance calls to his brother.After all kinds of moves were exhausted but still ineffective, Chu Zheng's voice came from the outside: "Qiaoqiu, can you go back to the dormitory with your brother?"
Liang Yulan wagged her tail on the dangling chandelier, "Meow!" No way!
Chu Zheng sighed, "Then I will ask Chu Zhan to send me here this afternoon, okay?"
At this moment, Liang Yulan's big amber eyes moved, her neck straightened, "Meow?" Really?
Chu Zheng: "Absolutely true! I never lied to you!"
Then a black shadow jumped down from the chandelier and automatically got into the cat cage. Liang Yulan stretched out her head and blinked, "Meow~" Let's go. (o^^o)
He Zhiyang: "...he has become a genius."
15.Meow
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Hengdian.
After Chu Zheng finished trying on makeup, he was removing it. The makeup artist's slender fingers gently massaged his face to remove the slightly exaggerated heavy makeup on his eyes and face.Chu Zheng closed his eyes and looked like a god, but in fact he was already in a state of mind.Not long after, he finally couldn't help opening his eyes, pointing at his black face that looked like he had picked out trash, "Just wash it off, right?"
Chu Zheng interrupted suddenly, the make-up artist couldn't react in time, and it took two seconds before he let out a blunt "hmm".The "hmm" sounded like an amnesty, Chu Zheng pulled away the claws that were still rubbing his face in a hurry, and ran towards the bathroom.
Seeing Chu Zheng rushing to reincarnate, Wei Qianli was somewhat surprised, but Zhao Ming was not surprised. He shook his head like a little eunuch and said in a strange tone, "Brother Zheng~ I have been a big man for more than [-] years, and I have never bowed my knees. Once you meet him, you will become a slave!" Zhao Minglan stretched out his fingers and shook his head, "I really hate that iron can't be made into steel~" The ending here dragged on for three seconds.
Wei Qianli looked puzzled, with puzzled eyes.Zhao Ming pouted at him, and raised his hand to cover his mouth, "Brother Zheng's little wife is here, let's go."
So, the two assistants stood at the door ready to go, and bumped into the man whose hair was still dripping from the bathroom.Seeing the person, Zhao Ming hurriedly bent down, and was meticulous at a 45-degree angle, "Your Majesty, the servants have already prepared their chariots and horses and are waiting for you to drive."
Chu Zheng: "..."
Wei Qianli said awkwardly: "Well, it's ready."
Chu Zhan arrived at the hotel early in the morning, with such a hot potato in his hand, he would rather come early than late.
As soon as Chu Zheng thought of the stupid meow, he would return home like an arrow, and sitting in the back seat of the car without talking caused infinite pressure.Zhao Ming's hands trembled, and his eyes glanced at the rearview mirror from time to time.
The car finally stopped at the entrance of the hotel. Chu Zheng seemed to be unintentionally tidying up his cuffs. Zhao Ming pouted, "There's no need to tidy it up. It's going to be messed up anyway. It's a mess~"
Chu Zheng stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, "Then I'll go first, remember to bring the things up later." After finishing speaking, he got out of the car, Zhao Ming turned his head to see him go away, his neck stretched like ramen, he suddenly turned to Wei Qianli asked without beginning or end: "Have you ever had a pet? Dogs, cats, etc."
Wei Qianli paused, thinking of the fat rabbit named Dabai Mantou, nodded, "I used to raise a rabbit."
Zhao Ming said: "Rabbit, do you consider him your son?"
Wei Qianli: "...Huh?"
Chu Zheng entered the elevator with a calm face, but he couldn't control his joy as soon as he stepped on the carpet on the floor.He grinned from the corner of his mouth to the base of his ears, looking like an idiot.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Who—"
"Your brother and me!" roared full of anger.
"Don't you have a room card?!" The door opened with a click, and a cat's head poked out impatiently, its eyes rolled around nimbly, and it jumped into Chu Zheng's arms with a snap.
"Meow!" I knew you wanted to kill me lol, seeing each other every day is like several autumns, why did you come back now? I was so anxious to wait!Liang Yulan hugged Chu Zheng's head tightly with her hairy arms, and kissed him dozens of times.
Chu Zhan: "..." You can't be so affectionate!
The stupid cat stuck his belly to Chu Zheng's face, respecting his integrity.Chu Zheng supported his fat butt and closed the door with his backhand. "Hey baby, you are lying on daddy's face, daddy can't breathe."
Liang Yulan let out a "meow" and came down from Chu Zheng's face obediently. Chu Zheng lowered his head and kissed Stupid Meow's little nose, and Stupid Meow immediately kissed him back. One cat and one person chirped and chirped to kill single dogs.Chu Zhan clenched his fists angrily, "Are you two finished yet!!"
Chu Zheng turned his head and smiled back at Chu Zhan. This smile really melted away his coquettishness, "You are jealous!"
Jealousy... Chu Zhan became angry, "You still want to say such an obvious thing?! Be kind."
Chu Zheng raised his eyebrows, "If I hadn't been kind, you would have been disabled long ago."
Chu Zhan has never been his brother's opponent in terms of combat effectiveness. According to him, his brother is too violent.Chu Zhan clasped his arms around his chest, curled his lips contemptuously, "Actually, there's nothing to be jealous of, isn't it just a cat, and tomorrow I'll bring one back from the garbage dump!"
Chu Zheng walked to the sofa and sat down, and put Liang Yulan on his lap, "Come on, stretch out your claws."
Liang Yulan stretched out her left paw.
Chu Zheng shook his finger, "The one on the right." Liang Yulan moved his ears and stretched out his right paw in cooperation. Chu Zheng held the little furry paw in the palm of his hand, and poked his little pad with his backhand, proudly Looking at Chu Zhan, "Hey, there are cats all over the world, but how many of them are as cute as me, obedient and cute as me?"
Tsk... This arrogant face fully expresses the cat slave's enthusiasm for his master.Chu Zhan glanced at his brother with contempt on his face, "Which street do you see is full of cats?!"
"..."
The authority was provoked, saying it was too late or too soon, Chu Zheng bent over to take off his leather shoes, and flew towards Chu Zhan's PIA.The leather shoes drew a beautiful parabola in the air, and hit the wall with a "snap".
Chu Zhan dodged quickly, and winked at his brother, "It's nothing more than a trick, and you still want to hit me?!"
Then Chu Zheng bent down and took off the other shoe...
Chu Zheng didn't see Stupid Meow for dozens of hours, and he was already in a bad mood. Now that he finally sees him again, his whole body exudes the "I'm happy, I'm happy" hormone. As long as Chu Zheng faces Liang Yulan, he will definitely be fine. Promising in the end, whether it is a human or a cat.
Like now-
Chu Zheng rubbed the stupid cat's fat face, feeling distressed, "Why haven't you eaten these days, you've lost weight."
Chu Zhan: "His face is so big, how can you tell that he is thin?"
Chu Zheng ignored the noise nearby, and continued to feel distressed, "Qiaoqiu, what should Dad do if he has no time for filming?"
Liang Yulan rubbed her head against his palm, "Meow~"
Chu Zheng scratched his neck, Liang Yulan purred comfortably, and the whole cat was brimming with stupid happiness.Chu Zheng hugged him into his arms and kissed him deeply, "How can you be so cute?! Did you grow up eating cute?
Chu Zhan glared at him, "Of course he grew up eating cat food."
Chu Zheng decided to smash his belt.
Just as the belt opened with a "click" sound and Chu Zhan was about to run away, the doorbell rang unexpectedly. Chu Zheng fastened his belt, stupidly climbed onto his shoulders, and walked to open the door one by one.
Outside the door was Wei Qianli, carrying big and small bags and standing like a tree that had been ravaged by wind and rain since childhood until it couldn't straighten its waist.Seeing Chu Zheng coming out, "Mr. Chu, your things..."
The stupid meow on Chu Zheng's shoulder was still rubbing his head against his head, trying to deepen his own taste on Chu's little servant, so as to completely occupy from the skin to the coat.
Chu Zheng nodded and helped put the bag in the door.
At this time Chu Zhan stretched his neck over, "Who's here?" He smiled innocently, his young and handsome face was full of sunshine.
Wei Qianli looked at the person in front of him, Zhao Ming's words flashed through his mind, this is Chu Zheng's little, little...wife?
Chu Zhan put his head against his brother's face, and Chu Zheng slapped him away with a disgusting palm.
Chu Zhan put his bitter face on it again, and the corner of his mouth pulled down, "You can shoot me if you are swollen, you don't love me anymore!"
Liang Yulan, who was still licking her paw on Chu Zheng's shoulder, flew towards Chu Zhanye, "Meow!" Go away!
Chu Zhan: "—Ah!"
Wei Qianli's eyes wandered back and forth between Chu Zheng, Chu Zhan and Meow many times, and suddenly he was sweating coldly, and his mind was racing - what a harmonious family of three.
16.Meow
In the early morning, Chu Zhan woke up earlier than a chicken, practicing juggling in his room with an excited face.The sun came in through the open window and shone on his ass, forming a bright buttocks.
Chu Zheng and Liang Yulan were still sleeping, and Stupid Meow was curled up on Chu Zheng Chiguo's chest, breathing steadily and his belly rising and falling, sleeping completely unaware of the past and the past.If it weren't for the physical limitations, Liang Yulan would have given Chu Zheng a happy health care horse. Although the chrysanthemum damage is a very detrimental thing to a man's dignity, he couldn't bear his enthusiasm for the male body and was about to burst It's become a monkey.Although Liang Yulan also admits that he is a little dirty, he absolutely must be dirty to a certain standard and grade.As a result, holding the beautiful man in her arms but being unable to do anything, Liang Yulan was depressed, so she could only touch Chu Zheng's chest secretly a few times in frustration, and then continued her flattering and unscrupulous lust against his skin.
"Bang bang bang" in the quiet air, there were a few knocks on the door, "The sun is drying your ass! Wake up!" Outside the door, Chu Zhan scratched his head and posed, pinching his waist with one hand in an imposing manner.
After a long time, what responded to him was a loud "bang", Chu Zheng threw a pillow on the door panel, the pillow fell against the door panel, and lay on the ground like a "dead corpse".
Liang Yulan was woken up, she shook her hair and raised her head in Chu Zheng's arms, rubbing her eyes with her little black claws, "Meow?"
Five seconds later, Chu Zheng was finally enraged by the continuous knocking on the door. He ran barefoot to the door like a madman, pulled the door open and pulled Changbaishan into a roar: "You are sick!"
Chu Zheng was wearing a pair of white boxer underwear. His long legs were straight, thin and powerful, and he could kick through a piece of glass with one kick.At this moment, he was gaining momentum, planning to find a good angle to kick his brother out of the blue star.
Chu Zhan completely ignored his brother's gloomy gaze, and poked his abdominal muscles with a smile, "Oh, I'm sure~ Hurry up and get dressed, I'm starving to death!"
"You can't eat by yourself?!"
Chu Zhan waved his head and shrugged, "That's so lonely."
Chu Zheng scratched the air angrily with his fingers, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, he picked up the pillow on the ground and threw it at Chu Zhan.
Chu Zhan: "Ah!" He shrank to a corner and drew a circle, with a look of grief and indignation: My brother is a villain!
Chu Zheng got dressed and led his mentally handicapped brother to have breakfast. Cats were not allowed in the restaurant, so Liang Yulan had to stay in the suite aggrieved.After more than ten minutes, the door finally opened again from the outside, but the person who came in was not Chu Zheng, who would feel uncomfortable if he couldn't see him for a second. Wei Qianli came in with a food box.
He was somewhat cautious, walked to the living room to put down the food, bent down and started looking for the cat like a radar, "Ball? Where are you?"
Liang Yulan's ears twitched, and she felt that she was not familiar with someone, so she tucked into the corner even more.Suddenly a warm hand touched his back, Liang Yulan turned her head furiously, her mouth opened wide, revealing her fangs.Wei Qianli smiled gently, "Come out and eat."
Stupid Meow shook off Wei Qianli's hand with his tail, and disappeared with a whoosh.
Wei Qianli: "..."
Liang Yulan has become extremely alert since he became a cat. Except for Chu Zheng, he will not eat anything that is fed to him.Liang Yulan wasn't afraid of being poisoned, he just simply didn't eat it, and his meaning was clear - he only looked for one servant girl, that is Chu Zheng, and Chu Zheng must treat him well without any conditions or reservations!For this, Chu Zheng never tires of it, this fucking is simply a sweet burden.
Chu Zheng led his silly younger brother back, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Wei Qianli standing in the room at a loss.
Chu Zheng asked: "What's wrong?"
Wei Qianli glanced at Chu Zheng and then at Chu Zhan, thinking that these two people really look like husband and wife, and they look alike in handsomeness.He looked down at the food box in his hand, "When the briquettes saw me coming, they ran away."
As expected, Chu Zheng pressed his temples with a headache, "Balball, Dad is back, come out."
Liang Yulan poked out that round black head from the gap in the sofa, grabbed the sofa with two small paws, "Meow!" I'm here.
Chu Zheng walked over to hug him, Liang Yulan twisted her body and rubbed Chu's little servant's chin, Chu Zheng had no choice but to pass his chin over as he wanted, and pushed his hairy head, "Qiaoqiu, dad? I'm busy with work, can I hand you over to Wei Qianli to take care of you?"
Liang Yulan shook her head frantically, grabbed Chu Zheng's sleeve with her paws, and said with aggrieved expression, "Meow!" I don't want him.
Wei Qianli: "He is so smart, he can understand human speech."
Chu Zheng sighed, touched his little meat pad, "Then what should I do, do you have to follow me to the set?"
Liang Yulan nodded, "Meow!" Don't even think about leaving me behind!
Chu Zheng had an abnormal headache, "But who will take care of you..."
Liang Yulan stretched out her head and rubbed against Chu Zheng's chest, rubbing back and forth on the slightly convex place, "Meow~~" Take me there!
In ROUND-N, Chu Zheng was defeated without any suspense.So nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are cute enough.Chu Zheng happily took the food box from Wei Qianli's hand, sat on the sofa and fed Stupid Meow.
Chu Zhan was simply resentful. Have you ever seen anyone who raises cats and feeds them with chopsticks?Still picked out the fishbone? !Chu Zhan coughed twice, "Just put the plate on the table, it's not like he doesn't know how to eat."
Chu Zheng turned a deaf ear and looked at Liang Yulan as if looking at his own child, with gentle eyes.It is very unlikely that he will have children in his life, and Liang Yulan has to be blamed. Although he is so outstanding now that he can't straighten up, the big reason is that he is born gay, but if there is no trigger/cable like Liang Yulan He wouldn't be so hurt.So Chu Zheng poured all his love into Stupid Meow now, without reservation.
Chu Zhan's helplessness is really hard to express in words, he pulled Wei Qianli who was still in a daze, "Chu Zheng is crazy, come and chat with us."
Wei Qianli looked at Chu Zhan and swallowed his saliva, wondering if this is a rivalry between lovers, no wonder Zhao Ming hid so fast, it's better to protect yourself in the harem battle.
In the afternoon, Chu Zheng led Liang Yulan to the set. Chu Zheng specially put on a leather collar with his name written on it for him. Stupid Miao was very anxious about it.Liang Yulan thought to herself, Chu Zheng is really a man with a strong desire for control, so I'll give you a chance.Isn't it named after you as your cat, meow!
Therefore, Liang Yulan stood proudly on Chu Zheng's head like a holy beast, motionless and dignified, the same as King's Landing.Chu Zheng was already eye-catching, but this time he instantly became the focus of attention, even overshadowing the male number one Ouyang Kun.
The little girls surrounded Chu Zheng, and the stupid cat on Chu Zheng's head was the heart of a flower, unintentionally emitting all kinds of cute pheromones.
"Ouch, is this your baby? It's so cute."
"Look at his eyes, they are so beautiful in color, they are golden when the sun shines on them."
The staff at the venue released their hearts one after another. In addition to their true love for the cat, part of it was a compliment to Chu Zheng.Liang Yulan has a lot of experience in the world. Although he didn't stir up waves in the entertainment industry back then, whoever thought he could see through it with a single glance, so that little head was almost as high as the sky, and the contempt was beyond words.Hum, meow!
Chu Zheng smiled and hugged the arrogant stupid meow again, "
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