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Chapter 3【Toilet lover】

The plan to skip classes was finally in vain.

The teacher of the physical education class, nicknamed Mr. Chen, went outside the back school gate to buy a spare red scarf for his daughter in primary school after letting everyone move freely. In the end, he personally caught Jiang Yu and Jiang Yu who came out of the wall.

Jiang Yu was carried all the way into the office by the ear, and the homeroom teacher came over with the boiled water, with a surprised expression on his face, "What's wrong with the ear?"

Lu Zheng said: "Too many people miss him."

Jiang Yu rolled his eyes, his face was a little smelly.After all, being carried all the way back to school from the street, how many pairs of eyes would look on him, it would hurt his Young Master Jiang's face.

Mr. Chen is actually a nice person and has a good temper. He has always turned a blind eye to people like Jiang Yu and Lu Zheng.It's just that this time, even if he tried to pretend he didn't see it, the skipping student who fell from the sky almost hit him in the face, it really couldn't be pretended anymore.

Mr. Chen stood aside and pointed at the back of his head angrily. There was still a piece of dust that hadn't been wiped off, and it felt like something had hit it on the ground.

"Look, look, over the wall! The shoe hit me on the head!"

The head teacher looked down at Jiang Yu and Lu Zheng's feet, "Whose shoes?"

Lu Zheng raised his hand and shook his leg.

Jiang Yu's head teacher is a young man wearing glasses, surnamed Xu and surnamed Yiyan.He always wears a neat suit on weekdays. On the desk are green radishes, succulents, prickly pears, and two small goldfishes. He feels very elegant and the atmosphere is peaceful.

So the peaceful Xu Yiyan pushed his glasses and said: "One person writes a 5000-word check and hand it in before school."

Mr. Chen crossed his arms and said, "You know how to skip class every day. Even if physical education is not important, it is still a class!"

Xu Yiyan turned to look at him as if remembering something, "Mr. Chen, I need to trouble you to change the two physical education classes on Friday."

Mr. Chen's expression suddenly turned a little nice.

Mr. Chen said, "What is it this time?"

"English, Mr. Jiang said that they missed class three for two days, and they have to catch up."

Mr. Chen: "..."

Lu Zheng secretly gave Jiang Yu a wink, but Jiang Yu didn't receive it because he was in a daze.

The huge head teacher's office is divided into areas by small blue grids. From left to right are the head teacher's office areas for senior one, senior two, and senior three. All the teachers of the same subject in Mingqi School have their own special offices, such as mathematics. science, chemistry, physics.

The physical education department is the most interesting. First, there are the most male teachers. Second, all the sports equipment is always placed randomly. In the corner, broken tennis rackets, broken table tennis balls and other things often fall out, and even There will also be broken cat litters that I don’t know where to pick up.

The physical education department will always be known as the place where the principal doesn't want to patrol, and the female teachers and students don't want to push the door.

However, male students like to come here very much, unlike other schools, because Mingqi pays attention to the comprehensive development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness and beauty, and there are various sports clubs, so there are more students in and out of the physical education department than other departments. .Especially since they all came on their own initiative.

A wall away from the head teacher's office is the physical education department.The adjacent wall is made of frosted glass, and the tall male teachers on the opposite side can be vaguely seen walking around.

Jiang Yu knew that Lao Yang was among those people, and he was actually very curious, why did Lao Yang find him?Is it really for the basketball game?

"...Jiang Yu? Jiang Yu!" Xu Yiyan put down his cup, and the little goldfish in the fish tank hid in the rocky mountain.

Jiang Yuen said, and turned to look at the young head teacher, "5000 words, hand in before school, I heard."

"And next time?"

Jiang Yu frowned. He didn't hear what Mr. Chen and Xu Yiyan said afterwards. He caught sight of Lu Zheng winking at him from the corner of his eye, and replied, "There will be another time to break Lu Zheng's leg."

Lu Zheng: "..." What about the love of my compatriots?

In the end, Xu Yiyan didn't make things too difficult for the two of them. Skipping classes was a big deal, but to him it wasn't a matter of the sky falling.Probably young teachers nowadays have a kind of inexplicable conceit. They will choose the latter in the end of empathy and empathy. They used to want the teacher to do to themselves, but in their generation, they naturally don’t want to put it in their own on the students.

They are more interested in developing a new teaching method than inviting parents and slapping the table. For example, Xu Yiyan prefers to observe the self-growth method chosen by each student.

When Jiang Yu and Lu Zheng went out, Mr. Chen lowered his voice and said, "You do this every time, who else will listen to you in the future? Who else will take you seriously?"

"Why do you want them to take me seriously?" Xu Yiyan was a little puzzled, his corner of the eye glanced two or three inches from the side of the lens, as if seeing something annoying, he quickly turned his eyes away, and said solemnly: "Teacher I am not a policeman, so I have to make them afraid of me, and I am not a government official, so I don’t need them to take me seriously. I, the students, are learning from each other.”

Mr. Chen was several years older than Xu Yiyan, maybe there was a bit of a generation gap, he looked Xu Yiyan up and down like a monster, then shook his head and went out.

Jiang Yu put his hands in his pockets and walked downstairs slowly. Lu Zheng said, "Actually... if you don't like football, it doesn't matter if you quit the club. Don't worry about me."

Jiang Yu glanced at him, "I didn't say I would quit the club."

Lu Zheng: "...I know you actually like basketball more, why don't you play it?"

Lu Zheng was also directly promoted from the junior high school. He was not in the same class as Jiang Yu before, but he was a substitute player in the junior high school basketball club.Also known as a bench player, he has basically never played officially.

Lu Zheng just arrived at 165 in the last semester of his second year of junior high school, and was called the "Squad 165" by everyone in the basketball club.There are three 165 players on the bench in the basketball club, one is Lu Zheng, one is a boy who did not choose to go straight up, but went to another school, and the other is Li Hai.

So both Jiang Yu and Lu Zheng knew what kind of person Li Hai was.

Jiang Yu said: "I don't want to play with that group of people, that's all. Look at the captain who is like a gangster. Who wants to play with someone like him?"

Lu Zheng let out a groan. He watched Jiang Yu go from brilliant to mediocre now. Back then, no one dared to say no to Jiang Yu in the junior high school basketball club. The coach and captain of the basketball club They all dote on him, wanting the stars but not the moon.

After Jiang Yu joined the basketball club, they switched between the champion and the runner-up in the junior high school basketball competitions in the city every year. Not to mention the soft hands when they won the trophy, the media even came to the school to report on it. To a great effect.

At that time, everyone talked about Jiang Yu as if they were talking about Mingqi's spokesperson.But being a spokesperson is also very cruel. Once you lose your advantage, you are nothing.

Lu Zheng is a rather stubborn young man, completely unable to comprehend the sense of disparity of falling from a height. He just feels that Jiang Yu, who once shined and will be regarded as the legendary No. 1 until now, is now That's enough for his buddy.

Since Jiang Yu said that he didn't want to play with those people, Lu Zheng believed it.So Lu Zheng proposed to have a meal with the brothers from the football club on the weekend and discuss the "skills exchange issue" with the football club of the rival school.

Jiang Yu lost interest, "Skills exchange? Thanks to you guys, you can figure it out. You obviously didn't win last time, so you want to get revenge this time?"

"That's because they cheated." Lu Zheng gritted his teeth when he talked about this, and for a moment he forgot whether Jiang Yu loved basketball or football more, "What is it if the offside referee doesn't blow the whistle?" ?”

"...Do you call the normal lateral movement of the three big fats offside?" Jiang Yu couldn't believe it, "The referee's eyes are not blind."

Lu Zheng: "..."

Lu Zheng muttered to himself, "San Pang is a bit fat, but what you say is a personal attack."

Jiang Yu didn't even bother to talk to him.

Before school was over, Jiang Yu managed to fill up the word count with punctuation and nonsense, and ran into Li Hai on the way to the office.

Jiang Yu felt that Li Hai even took advantage of the name, Li Hai, amazing, hmph, the person who chose the name really thought about it.

Li Hai also saw Jiang Yu, he took the initiative to slow down his pace, and glanced at Jiang Yu.

The two got closer and closer, and Jiang Yu was irritated by the other party's hesitant expression.What are you looking at?Haven't seen handsome guy?What are you looking at?Are you comparing height differences?You fucking look good when you grow into a telegraph pole?It's as dark as an African native, tsk.

The two passed by each other, Li Hai paused, this pause was like the sound of war horns, it angered Jiang Yu who was trying to make up his mind.

"What are you doing? What are you looking at? What do you want to say?" Jiang Yu glared.

Li Hai was obviously stunned by the scolding. Seeing that Jiang Yu's expression was not good, he hesitated and said, "I just want to ask...does your stomach still hurt?"

boom -

It was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and it was a hell of a day in broad daylight.

Jiang Yu stared at Li Hai's face, as if he didn't know him suddenly, it took a long time before he asked, "What did you say?"

"I said your stomach..." Li Hai turned around, facing Jiang Yu, his expression was innocent, but his eyes flashed with the light of a successful prank.The almost invisible smile melted into the words that deliberately raised the volume, "You had diarrhea in the morning and your legs were numb. I helped you, remember?"

It's him, it's him, it's him, the young hero Nezha.

Jiang Yu was a little dazed and wanted to go to the toilet to calm down.That person in the morning is Li Hai?How could it be such a coincidence? ?Wait, wait, he really didn't see the other person clearly, is it because... Li Haichang is too dark? !

But the voice...

Jiang Yu thought for a while about that gentle voice with a hint of a smile, and felt that it didn't look like the usual Li Hai.Li Hai doesn't smile often, his expression on his face is a bit dull on weekdays, and he is relatively taciturn.

Jiang Yu thought about it, only then did he realize that he was actually not familiar with his companion who had been in a club for three years.Including his expression, hobbies, habits and voice.

Thinking about it this way, the already uncertain voice became a little fuzzy again, drifting further and further away in the memory.

Jiang Yu's head was a mess, he stared straight at Li Hai without speaking for a long time.Then, he made a decision.

He turned around and ran away.